Cockmeat Sandwich

[dogglet1234]

WHAT IS SANDWICH U MEAN HE HAS BREAD BETWEEN HIS DICK?PLS EXPLAIN SOMEONE

[Stinky69FINGERS]

(Line from the video) 

[blontz15]

0:17 - 0:20 hahaha

[dogglet1234]

WHAT IS MAYO

[GhostoftheDawn321]

@dogglet1234 sperm

[MTOTOwaNYAYO]

@dogglet1234 technically mayonnaise but in the context of this movie semen

[PassionOfTheChode]

LOL oh god it smells like shit dude

[F1lipCro]

hope you  boys like extra mayo. hahahahha

[d7oom977]

"Fuck no!! there ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked" haha

[henry700]

I've never sucked a dick before... I bet it sucks dick!

[morlaquinho84]

Randal Reeder aka BIG BOB

Kumar Patel: Are all the guards in Guantanamo Bay gay?

Big Bob: Fuck no! There ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! You're the ones that're gay for sucking my dick!

Kumar Patel: What?

Big Bob: In fact, it creeps me out just being around you fags! Alright, get down on your knees and open your mouths.

Harold Lee: Why don't you kick our asses instead?

Big Bob: GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES NOW!

[they comply]

Big Bob: Hope you boys like extra mayo.

[SliderJunkie]

Women love doing Cockmeat Sandwich.

Get it.

[MMFBATipton]

poontang



[Jayy414]

"Hope you boys like extra mayo!!" i laughed so hard i drooled

[k3nN619]

how does getting your dick suck by 2 guys not make u gayy?? ahahahha

[BRBallin1]

18 people hate donuts

[dogglet1234]

hope u like extra mayo

[Desi4evah]

Now that everyone has written the dialogue of this specific clip one by one, all I gotta say is.. THIS SUCKS!

[mrtundra45]

LOL fuck waterboarding terrorists....just send BigBob!

[mrtundra45]

Creeps me out jus bein aroun you fags. lol

[SparkSSBM]

@jesse32156 Do you bring up the bieber kid in videos where hes unrelated because you have a crush on him?

[l4nc0r]

hope you boys like extra mayo

[kingcarrick]

"Fuck no ur the gays one sucking my dick"-Big bob

[coolguyinthe562]

It creeps me out just being around 17 fags

[Knowyerfacts]

@coolguyinthe562 18 fags now!

[thememoryremains100]

great film

[MissTia777]

LOLLL!!!!! I bet that's what happened at Guantanamo Bay too!

[EnigmaDrath]

He makes them suck his dick, then accuses them of being gay, then turns somewhat homophobic, but still makes them suck his dick ... Logic!

[IkanaLink98]

@EnigmaDrath americans...

[cccEngineer]

@IkanaLink98 Americans...** American is a noun...

Anti-Americans...

[CyanideFilledCandy]

@EnigmaDrath Sadly, that's the way a LOT of people are!

[radien239]

17 people didnt escaped 

[jbanks4life]

Aint nothing gay about getting your dick sucked, Your the ones that are gay for sucking my dick ... Lol crazy fuck 

[grimneck1]

You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich?

Uhhh..no?

lmao

[MohShuhada]

"hope you boys like extra mayo" lmfao!

[drakov1000]

o god his dick smells like shit dude XD

[dogglet1234]

HOPE YOU BOYS LIKE EXTRA MAYO HEHE

[kobedabest]

"why don't you just kick our asses" LOL

[bluezgoldz]

You're the gay for sucking my dick LOLS!

[PaulGilbertrulezzz]

FUCK NO

[11matt1]

Hope you like extra mayo lmao

[Sirxchrish]

ALRIGHT LETS GET GOIN' lmao

[QuinnFreakinLynch]

go to 0:16 for the most nauseating noise youve ever heard! XD

[GCAUFilms]

Fuck no! Theres nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! You are the ones thats gay for sucking my dick! In fact, creeps me out just being around you fags...

[ArcticTrees]

you boys ready for ya cockmeat sawwuch

[MultiRiley69]

"You're gay for sucking mine" Isn't that the GOP mentality?

[CaptinObvious100]

lol ohhhh god your dick smells like shit dude haha

[Netwirq2]

"Hope You Boys like Extra Mayo"

[j0noStrIk3r]

"All the guards here are gay?"

"FUCK NO!"

love that!

[fuzzypickle90]

"well you better get hungry reuw fast, cause a got a whoooole lotta a sandwich waitin for ya". IN TEARS

[alliant]

hope you boys like extra mayo!

[A2laelae100]

If I was there I would be like u really want something???? Ok! Blam... A big nice foot in ur balls. Keep the shoe it's to bloody for me to hav.

[lokalllize]

why is that solider fat why dose he have a beard

[MrGreenJello]

"you go first dude"

[ZombieApocalyps]

I would rather take a bullet to the nuts.

[Howtwoeasy]

uh no

[InShadowsLight]

16 people didn't want extra mayo.

[InShadowsLight]

I've re-anacted this loads of times! Just to creep people out in my neighborhood, its hilarious just going up to people and saying "I'm big bob. You boy's ready for your cockmeat sandwich?" And the usual reply is "NO! YOUR GAY!" And I'm like, "FUCK NO! THERE AIN'T NOTHING GAY ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU THE ONES THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MAH DICK, infact, it creeps me out being around you fags!" And there like, "..." And I say, "GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES!"

[Neojhun]

I thought the title was a pun, now i'm just put off. Even gay guys would be grossed out by this.

[yallnigga]

hahaha cant wait 4 the new h&k man its gonna b funny as shit lol these r the most funniest racist people i have ever met lol ussually i would get offened like with the black people scene but i laghed which is surprising =)

[LamonicBomb]

fuck that. you can KILL ME. i aint eating no cockmeat sandwich. fuck that homo shiiiiit.

[xxtremerulexx]

LMFAO

[WillBackbone]

Kumar LOVES the sandwhich

[justin22619]

hey, what if they want dark meat x__x

[DaisyDuke898]

@RoyalsPainify ur wrong there, 444 ppl likes the cockmeat sandwhich.

[TsumetaiFuyu]

Am i the only one that got excited? ahahaha

[Zathiax]

"Please don't be Big Bob.. Please don't be Big Bob.. Please don't be Big Bob.."

"Hi"

"I'm Big Bob."

"Fuck...." :D

[geddoe316]

hell yes! the actor who played big bob ate at my place of work today! shreveport louisiana wooooooo

[dondurkey]

Lol

[nettyworks]

" oh god his dick smells like shit dude" hahaha

[DoggfatherProduction]

thumbs up if your diner is not a cockmeat sandwich

[addzack11]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[Mowglieboy69]

@supersoldier56 Tough. This is the internet. If you don't like it, go eat a cockmeat sandwich.

[Mowglieboy69]

@supersoldier56 What you just said made no sense.

[joshuad1995]

Why are the top two comments the same thing just worded differently

[Mowglieboy69]

@supersoldier56 Oh shut the fuck up you cockmeat sandwich muncher.

[addzack11]

I went to cuba once, and this is the only option they have as food, its a long story.

[krayzie81811]

@VyoamA LMFAO!!!!!!! this made me crack!! lool

[xvozzax]

14 people don;t like extra Mayo

[TheStupidguy96]

i hope you boys like extra mayo....

[Spenser523]

LOL, if it creeps him out being around those "fags" then why is he making 'em suck his dick XD

[buckfush4128]

14 people like the cock meat sandwitch

[WavinFlag92]

LMAOO

[crazyshankful]

Did anyone notice, that his beard looks like balls?

[afriendofbean]

Even though I know Big Bob has a strong body like an elephant, maybe Harold should have punched Big Bob in the face and knocked him out since Harold has the intention to punch in the face just like he punched Officer Palumbo on the first film. If Harold punched Big Bob, I'm sure he would get knocked out since the terrorists next door knocked Big Bob out. So I guess when punching Big Bob, maybe Harold can pretend that Big Bob is Officer Palumbo.

[acidangelster]

I m more into Pussy meat.......ummmm deeeeelicious.

[manhun7]

14 people love cockmeat sandwich

[hcox]

Thumbs up if you are totally straight, but masturbated to this video.

[Alu122112211221]

"This dick smells like shit!"

[thesituation0o0]

Come on! Let's get goin! haha

[YouAreDirt]

"GYAAAAAHHHH"

[meleeweaponguy117]

Thumbs up if your Favorite part is at 0:53

[vipercobra451]

GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES!!!!

[vpashwin]

"pls big-bob , why don't you kick our asses instead"...LOL!!!

[thc024]

FUCK NO! AINT NOTHING GAY ABOUT GETTIN UR DICK SUCKED! U THE 1S THATS GAY FOR SUCKIN MY DICK!

[iiFataIity]

Big Bob looks like my uncle Ricky : /

[jradetzky]

@iiFataIity did he give you cock meat sandwich too?

[kania1996]

lmao this is beastest movie ever

[kplay12]

Lol his dick spells like shit

[nakhsa18]

"umm no"

[T3LT]

aint nothin gay bout gettin ur dick sucked.... your the faggots for suckin my dick......... you know what it creeps me out hangin around you fags

[HOUSEMDSB7]

14 people ate the sandwhich

[DarthVader323610]

EPic Win Xd hahahahahha afhd;fsdjkfhdklajhfdshakjhfkjd­shakj -im bored hahahahah

[reptomicus]

Never understood that line of reasoning, the person getting sucked must maintain an erection an therefore be aroused, whereas the performer doesn't even have to enjoy it. Therefore pitcher gayer than catcher.

[tiemedown]

@reptomicus Its just rape justification. Which is why Rold and Kumar are so confused

[swimmerinstinct]

14 ppl had cockmeat sandwich

[MEGAGAMES200]

oh god his dick smells like shit dude

[Xsk8manX]

hope you boys like extra mayo

[pyromaniacs1993]

alright lets get going XD

[pootcacti05]

"you better get hungry real fast" lol

[Clee4000]

I would reather get my ass kick reather then suck it.

[Clee4000]

OMG all the guards at Guantanamo are GAY. I hope its not ture over at Guantanamo bay if it is. Am not doing another super bad again.

[Theroguesunit6]

I got a whole lot mayonnaise

[riceboi1983]

Harold is hilarious when big bob comes he's like FUCK and then when big bob pulls his dick out he's like GGGGGAAAHHHHHHHHHHH hahahah

[MugshotSrbija]

excellent!

[xSeVeNx88x]

when big bob pulled it out.. it sounded like it was folded or something LOL or rolled up like fruit roll ups :O lol

[Numa1EBS]

You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich? I hope you like extra mayo... LOL :D

[MrJudas666666]

"are u ready for your cockmeat sandwich?" thats wat i say to my girlfriend.

[ApathetSyndrome]

@MrJudas666666 sure you do and sure you have one...

[BliksemSP]

@MrJudas666666 I'm sure she absolutely adores you.

[asianarecool12]

14 people sucks big bob's dick

[BNSF2184]

Ah man you stopped at the best part

[arthur1870]

I would of either punched bob hard in his penis and balls or if i was forced to put it in my mouth i defently would of biten it all the way off and said fuck you bob hehe lol. then what ever happen to me at least i didnt get cum in my mouth. yuk I am straight all the way. I like girls only. :)

[strikeout1991]

@arthur1870

better kick him in the balls, cause it's every mans week point

faggot lol just kidding

[niggerga]

Technically hes gay for making them suck his dick so hes the fag in all this

[strikeout1991]

@niggerga

True haha

[jame1o]

in fact creeps me out just commenting around you fags

[jame1o]

in fact creeps me out just commenting around you fags

[The3pidemic]

@Schultz98 nd @VayuPurana ya'll are some flamers!! wtf komin outta da closet on youtube daz sum nasty shit

[Bat9734]

Oh God his dick smells like shit, dude !! LMAOOOO

[TheDekell]

"random quote" ok thumbs up

[bourne2fly619]

o god ur dick smells like shit man lmao

[Doominatorx6]

"In fact, it makes me sick just being around you fags"

[sonicbeam786]

"why don't you just kick our ass" too funny

[halfdragonhal]

no no it does make you gay if you like a guy to suck you off.

[201andrew]

"hope u boys like extra mayo" hahahahahah lolll!!!

[pivotpro18]

"OMg your dick smell like shit dude" lmao!

[HidingMyShame]

... I lol'ed at the sound @ 0:16 sounds so ... Squishy :P?

[VayuPurana]

I'd gladly suck his dick, better then this getting shived >.>

also I'm gay so it doesn't really affect me much unlike you straight guys XD

[Schultz98]

@VayuPurana I thought gay dudes still have standards though.

[VayuPurana]

@Schultz98 yeah that's true, but I think big bob's hot and as long as his dick doesn't stink I'd suck him, so no in this case I wouldn't cause they said it does stink .__.

[Schultz98]

@VayuPurana well if thats what you into, all the power to ya bro.

[VayuPurana]

@Schultz98 wow o.o

thanks for being respectful of my sexuality man

that's pretty rare around were I live >.>

[Schultz98]

@VayuPurana lmao no problem, I personally am a fan of the ladies, but I mean what you like to do isnt an issue of mine unless Iyall were going to town out in the open, which would be inappropriate for any couple to do so

[VayuPurana]

@Schultz98 agreed lol

wish I liked girls, or hell be at least bisexual

there are some girls I'd wanna fuck if I was straight

[Schultz98]

@VayuPurana wouldnt that make you at least bi then if you would want to fuck?

[VayuPurana]

@Schultz98 well I think I have a bisexual mind at least, but girls don't make me hard like guys, you can't fuck a girl if they don't make you hard =/

[masterfreestyler187]

@VayuPurana how the hell can u like guys??? gross

[VayuPurana]

@masterfreestyler187 I just do......along with a majority of other gay guys and straight women .__."

you're one of those people that think being gay is a choice, well it isn't, but I don't mine being gay anyways, honestly people can't help who they either fall in love with or wanna fuck with, and if it happens some person of the same gender....so be it

[opiewilsonmike]

you ready for your cock meat sandwich ....uhhh no? well get hungry real quick hahahahaha

[shamrock12111]

"Oh God, his dick smells like shit dude!" lol

[23redmansam]

i creeps me out putting my comment next to u fags

[LazyFatGuy]

wtf is this? ewww. very disturbing.

[snipazcamper2]

Get back into the kitchen and make me... oh nvm...

[xKiDNAMEDCASHx]

12 people want a cock meat sandwich

[animekid941]

thats wurst than the butt rape lmao

[krazysk8rEVAN]

Can't you just kick our asses?

GET ON YOUR FUCKIN KNEES!

[brnsktingdieskting18]

@krazysk8rEVAN LMFAO

[Zarzanator]

im so glad they never showed his dick, or the extra mayo O.o

[afriendofbean]

From 0:37-0:39, if Big Bob feels creeped out to be around or near Harold and Kumar, he probably shouldn't give them a cockmeat sandwich and/or he should release them if he feels too creeped out to always go in their cell for a cockmeat sandwich.

[hollowshadow1544]

ARITE! LETS GET GOIN! lmfao

[1XMarksSpot]

Does this shit really happen in G-Bay? lol

[NizzleHudsizzle]

@1XMarksSpot

Lol, G-Bay is G-Ay.

[omgiheartpie]

lol at their reactions when he whips it out

[ImToMMyXD]

HAHAHAHAHA Why dont you just kick our asses instead? xD

[jaxblade07]

I work at Burger King so I always think of this when someone orders A tendercrisp sandwich with extra mayo LMFAO AHAHA

[paR10msstot]

there not a Gay abuot you dick suck ! you the gay cuz you sucking my dick !