Dane Cook Monopoly

[manduh87]

Do not touch me grandpa!

[pockyragan]

Jan 14 = Birthday XD lol

[YouFailin3D]

FUCK SALT.

[schmemily8D]

what room?

[mrfreakshow5681]

1:12 - 1:22 it my favorite part

[SuperNovaX100]

Me too

[santaclause2ful]

Aha! But what room?

[deputyseal409]

F*@% this game! It's four in the morning, grandma! You win! I'm sittin' on Balitc with crack! And I'm payin' luxury tax out the ass. I hate when you're the banker. Where'd you get the pink fifties, you cheating whorre? Don't f*@!ing touch me Grandpa, Nanna is a cheating whorre! And I shoud cut your head off with this little doggie!

[bezzybecks123]

here he looks a bit like Greg from eastenders LOL XD Dane is amazing

[R5dontmess]

HAHAHAH!!!! i love it how everybody in the audience is all dressed up nice and sitting at fancy tables, and he's all like in sweats and a wife-beater pretending to stab someone mutipule times.gotta love dane cook! XD

[tobiisagoodboy12343]

who plays monply at 1:30 in the morning

[sportsfan9217]

@tobiisagoodboy12343 i think he means that monopoly can go on forever

[popazz1]

I HATE MONOPOLY with a passion.And I also have this over-riding urge to bury my face in his arm-pits!

[superclayperson99]

i hate monopoly, but the way to win is this:

1)You get bored

2)You wait for the perfect moment to snap

3)SAY THE FOLLOWING TO THE BANKER:

"THIS IS A STICK UP, SO GIVE ME YO MONEY FOO"

4)You win

[MusikIsmIdrug]

When he yells " DON'T TOUCH ME GRANDPA," he sounds like the kid from The Greatest Freak Out Ever. lol

[CloneComander1138]

0:24 :P

[watuppeeps101]

about 2 years ago my family got rid of some games...we kept monopoly and we still don't paly it.

[DEMY160]

hahaha! killing sumbody w/ a clue knife

[RUSTY8081]

Ha im watching this at 4 in the morning :D

[pinkylover75]

LOL i played monopoly with my family for fucking 4 HOURS! then we final just stop playing and my mom won......then i deicided monopoly sucks

[hambergers1]

"brrrfff" i quit grama its 4 in the moring

[laxdefense2826]

50's are blue :o

[ProjectV6]

@laxdefense2826 HENCE CHEATING

[imananimal42]

@laxdefense2826 that's the joke...

[soraheart52]

RRRRRRRR - thrusts arm in firey passion-

w-what are you doing?

RRRRRRRRRRRR -continues flailing arm- IM KILLING YOU!

[rock3r2707]

hahahahahahahaha no words necessary

[ProjectV6]

@dingydancers123 ANOTHER FUNNY PART WAS 0:00 - 2:16 =)

[supercalibabi123]

(insert Funny quote from vid here and get 4 billion likes)

[Xavior48]

Its sooooo true

[mikiuchiha369]

he sound like sasuke when he's shouting 

[ProjectV6]

OK people stop repeating what DC says it annoying

[RockinAnimz]

in the first few seconds, you can hear someone say "I don't". Around 0:05

[RoxxieBrigade]

@RockinAnimz me too

[ImHappyYourHappy]

ahhh but what room did i do it in???

[Coolgage2]

HOLY that is so fucking funny!!! He should have gotten the revolver from clue  lol

[SUPERclone501]

LOL

[EmporerAaron]

i had that type of behaivor.....

[maximus7prime]

Hahahahah I love this one. Its so relate-able