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  • She is hilarious

  • Her real last name is cumshot lol

  • I felt like she was ranting the whole time. I didn't feel like I was sitting watching a comic.

  • Wow. This was so painful, I couldn't finish watching. This girl should leave comedy and go to porn. Maybe she'll have a good career there.

  • I used to think Whitney was funny. This clip proved me wrong. She's just stating observations with no punchlines. A thousand hack comics before her made those dumb jokes. Male version of Hooters, putting diesel gas in car, etc. Her roast jokes were good though.

  • I'm not into her style of comedy but i c y she has 2 shows going. she's charismatic, has a tv-friendly look, and does a lot of man/woman/relationship/sitcom material. the major networks r pussies. Fx rules

  • REPORTED AS INAPPROPRIATE

  • she is one special person

  • she is nervous you can tell

  • So women are emotional retards and men are drooling sex fiends... these jokes don't go anywhere

  • @JHVH1 Don't you mean 'some' women and 'some' men? Way to hate on yourself.

  • I think the audience has a gone to there head and are FORCED to laugh

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  • USELESS CUNTBAG WHITNEY'S SITCOM FAILED HARD TONIGHT

    GIRLS = NOT FUNNY

    ALWAYS

  • @bethoishorse Are you a retard? Her show got ratings and viewership similar to The Office. What did she do reject you because you are a loser?

  • @TheInamanica gee why do u think that is?? maybe because if followed the office?? u dumb.

    trust me, its gone by Nov.  Look for NBC's Whitney videos, they took them all down..

    every critic hates it, the reason is Whitney is not funny in the slightest like all females.

  • @bethoishorse They took them all down? Are you fucking stupid or what? What the fuck are you watching now you dumb fuck?

  • @TheInamanica LMFAO AT HOW RETARDED U ARE

    NBC HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL, AND THEY TOOK DOWN ALL THEIR WHITNEY VIDEOS.

    THIS IS NOT NBC'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL, 'YOU DUMB FUCK'

    LOLOLOLZ

    PWNED

  • @bethoishorse Who gives a fuck if they took the videos down or not. Are you jealous of her or what? Because you have a fucking hard on for her failing. Did she take your man from you? Do you now have to find another faggot to blow? You look like a faggot, that's for sure.

  • @TheInamanica I LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT??

    U MEAN THE GUY IN MY AVATAR??

    THATS NOT ME, THATS A VERY FAMOUS PERSON

    IDIOT UR JUST MAD CAUSE OF THE PWNAGE OF U BY ME

  • @TheInamanica THEY TOOK THE VIDEOS DOWN CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA CANCEL THAT SHIT SHOW U FUCKTARD. LOLZ U SO DUMB.

    DID U FIGURE OUT WHO THAT IS IN MY AVATAR YET?? THINK JEW DOUCHE ON SIRIUS... MY CHANNEL IS DEVOTED TO TRASHING HIS WIFE

    LOLOLOLZ

    PWND

  • @bethoishorse You really care about this way too much. She must have took your man from you. Get another fag to suck off and shut the fuck up.

  • @bethoishorse That's funny you say that because we think that about every male comedian, too.

  • @mzzzhedison thats cause the humor gene is missing from female dna, its science. you cant exhibit humor nor can you recognize it.

    your brain is also 2/3 the size of ours, again science.

  • @bethoishorse Ha ha ha ha.....that's funny.

  • Oh, and you forgot to capitalize all of your words at the beginning of your run-on sentences because you didn't put commas either. If you're supposedly smarter than I am, you're not 'exhibiting' it.

  • surprisingly not funny

  • Sexy

  • Sect

  • i think shes really funny but she preforms the same jokes over and over again

  • Yelling while telling unfunny jokes - Female Dane Cook

  • @keerkhor settle down she doesn't look like a douche bag. . . Yet

  • For all young, up and coming stand up comics this should give you hope. If this woman can make it then so can you. It's amazing how little talent you have to have if you are a young and fairly attractive female. She's very lucky that people are stupid enough to think this is comedy. I just don't understand why there are so few funny women in show business. Why is it so hard for you women to be funny? You can talk about how men are better at everything.

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  • Love Whitney Cummings. She just makes me deaf.

  • Jay Leno sucks balls

  • Wow... this is awful.

  • Oof. This is bad. How the hell did she get a show?

  • i thought she was funny but if you guys think she sucks please point out a chick who is funny so i can laugh my ass off

  • yeah, cuz all women r stupid, if u buy a car that takes gas then u should know it  takes gas. if u buy a car that takes diesel then u should know it takes diesel you don't spead $20.000 or more to make a mistake like that stick with a bike or walkin

  • So as a Girl Scout leader I probably should have been offended at that joke, but I laughed my ass off.

  • Women just aren't funny... All they do is put kinda cute chicks in skimpy clothes and tell them to make sexually suggestive comments.

  • fuckin hilarious

  • Guys, if she was terrible she wouldn't be on Leno.

  • @standupsteph Please tell me your kidding? Do you honestly think every comic that gets on the tonight show is good? You need to watch more of the show. This woman is a prime example of someone who's very modestly talented getting on this show. This isn't Johnny Carson's show any more. If you are a female stand up your self this should give you hope and if you are not as funny as this woman then quit immediately.

  • WOW! She's terrible

  • she's terrible

  • Don't laugh about your own "jokes"

  • @AikikaiAikido You never saw Groucho Marx laughing at his own material but what does he know about comedy. The people who are fans of this woman and this kind of primitive humor don't know anything about Groucho Marx or any other real comics.

  • I'm sure someone has already commented on this....but she has this breathe she takes after her jokes that's hyterical..too funny....

  • Thanks for yellingLOL

  • Wow... She's not funny at all.

  • None of the material was out of the park funny, but the laughing and wheezing after every little joke was incredibly irritating. I mean, who really laughs that much at a set they have actually practiced and most likely performed several times already? That's just as annoying as wannabe rappers who bop thier heads to their own music as if that's going to make it sound better to other people. If your material is good, it will stand on its own.

  • @pragmatic0318 If you've seen her comedy standup special, she's way funnier. My guess is that she was nervous.

  • same stuff from her stand up on Net Flix .. she should have done fresh material

    

  • That's a bad dress for her.

  • Leno should be ashamed of himself for letting the Tonight Show sink to this level. Just awful.

  • i was on a video where alot of people were bashing Whitney Cummings and i had never heard of her. So i thought i would check her out and give my own opinion. All i can say is now i see why they were bashing her. That might have been the worst stand-up act i've ever heard. None of that made me even crack a smile, let alone laugh. There is nothing worse than a comedian who laughs at their own jokes. Very few female comedians are funny and she damn sure aint one of them.

  • @ReALiTeeChEkk You took a long time to say you dont think she's funny. It would have been faster to just stop watching.

  • @ofsteelfire, Apparently u took the time to read the whole thing then reply to me about it. If u were bothered by the length of it then it would have been faster to just stop reading it.

  • aha anyone see money shot? u notice these are the same jokes still great though

  • eh

  • FUCKING LENO'S CHIN

  • i luv her!!

  • Thanks for yellin your act at us!! lol

  • she's hilarious. cant wait for her new show in the fall :D

  • Hate it when people spoil a punchline by writing it in the comments...

  • I know a lot of people dis Whitney Cummings, but I don't mind her at all. She is loud, she could tone down her voice sometimes, but she's a pretty good comic, I've seen a lot, lot worse for sure.

  • she doesn't even need a mic

  • Dear god this woman makes the facts HILARIOUS! Fucking love her!

  • the audience are a bit too keen. she's good, but not amazing.

  • @meghamillie agreed

  • oh my god i love this bitch

  • Lmao, perfect credit reports, lols.

  • this girl pretty hott, and she funny as hell. GREAT COMEDIAN!!!!

    (CUMMINGS) haha love the name too.

  • One of the funniest women. And superbly fuckable to boot.

  • You girls can have making babies. :D

  • 8 people have been to Dongs.

  • Well done!

  • The audience are fucking annoying. do they have to clap at every statement of fact she makes?

    "Oh well done, you worked out that you can reproduce. Now I shall clap for you to show I understand."

  • What's her act? Jen Kirkman? She's not even close, she's not even Sarah Silverman. How does she get tv time on those roasts? Is it because she is not an eyesore?

  • @otakueric watch?v=scyiOxO8Euo

  • stop yelling, please

  • YO WHITNEY..... have fun poundin' your twat with that bottle of Sutter Home in the back of the Taurus! I hope you give birth to a perfectly healthy 175 mL, 13.5% alcohol by volume, beautiful bottle of baby. Ah fuck, I need a harder target.

  • @HazelEyedDayna So... you never watch anything out of curiosity and find yourself disappointed? Ever? That's fucking incredible.

  • @HazelEyedDayna Also lame. Stereotype routines were almost entirely played out by like '92. That's probably the point.

  • She´s IN the tonight show...Shouldn´t it be ON the tonight show?

    I´ lonely bored and critical.....I fail, at everything.

  • She is alright..nothing special

  • my woman.

  • On the roasts that she does, she barely even talks about relationships when she is roasting like Hulk Hogan, and Donald Trump, she is actually really funny

  • I think whitney cummings is funny ! No women no offense to my gender are funny ! But she is so I give her props!

  • @Smokinmaryj Miss, she bases ALL of her material on played out gender stereotypes. In Living Color was making fun of generic comics doin those kinds of routines 20 years ago. Check out Kathleen Madigan if you want to see a comic your gender can be proud of.

  • stop shouting your act at us!

  • @Smyyusuf she is a tad loud but i prefer that than the snooze inducing zombies that put me to sleep with their lack of energy

  • She can ONLY talk about men and women. That's not a good comedienne. She has no diversity

    

  • Dongs

  • i cant handle how she laughs after everything she says....

  • It's so funny how, because hot girls don't have to develop personalities and senses of humor, when the occasional above-average looking female comediane comes around, she's seems super hot. I always see people commenting how hot the find Whitney Cummings and Tina Fey but if they tried to pass themselves off as models instead of comedians, they would be called ugly.

    Call me sexist; I'm only being real.

  • @jimbrown257 Actually, if Whitney Cummings tried to pass herself off as a model, she'd succeed because she actually has a bit of a modelling background. A classic case of Did Not Do The Research.

  • @MVillani1985

    "Whitney Cummings tried to pass herself off as a model, she'd succeed because she actually has a bit of a modelling background. A classic case of Did Not Do The Research."

    ...It's funny you say that because there was one of those promos on TV for her new sitcom in which she said something to the effect, if she tried to pass herself off as a model (maybe it was a stripper), people would say "What is that young European boy doing up on the stage?"

    Classic case of DNDR!

  • @jimbrown257 It's called self-deprecating humour. Everyone engages in it. Including Cindy Crawford. That doesn't change the fact that your previous comment was inaccurate.

  • @MVillani1985

    You know what? I'm prepared to concede this argument. I just watched one of those commercials for her new show and she's actually hot as fuck (I know I mentioned the commercial easier but I rarely actually look at the TV when commercials are on so I hadn't 'seen' it until now).

    I guess it's just in this special with the weird lighting and unbecoming mime outfit that she doesn't look too great.

  • @jimbrown257 Yeah, they do that a lot in Hollywood. They take an otherwise attractive actress, give her unflattering clothes and makeup and cast her as "plain", such as with America Ferarra in Ugly Betty. What's really telling is that I can remember girls that looked exactly like the "Hollywood homely" girls winning homecoming queen (or finishing as runners up) in real life.

  • @MVillani1985

    "give her unflattering clothes and makeup and cast her as "plain","

    ...Like poor plain Molly Ringwald in Sixteen Candles. There was a parody of teen movies a few years ago that had a joke about that. The jock bet his friend he wouldn't date the "ugliest girl in school" (she wore glasses).

    The best, however, is those acne commercials where a kid with otherwise perfect skin has one zit on his forehead and another on his chin, and it's refered to as a "medical condition".

  • @jimbrown257 Yeah, those are actually so ridiculous they're funny. What I'd like to see is a movie with a Hollywood Homely where she goes to another town and everyone has common sense and knows she's beautiful and her odd style even catches on as a fad in the new town blended with a bunch of jabs at the original town for their ideas on attractiveness (kind of a Take That to the ridiculous idea of putting a hot girl in glasses and unflattering clothes and calling her ugly).

  • @MVillani1985

    There's a notable flip side to this phenomenon. In the third Godfather movie, there's a scene when Michael Corleone's now adult daughter first appears. She comes down the stairs (like in Titantic) and everybody stops what they are doing because they are so captivated by her beauty.

    The thing is, Coppola insisted on using his daughter, Sophie (I guess fathers can't see daughter subjectively), and she's just not that stunning so the scene is really weird and disorienting.

  • @jimbrown257 Yeah, even though she's still beautiful, it's not something that real mobsters wouldn't have been used to, so it's a little bit of an inversion of it. It probably would have worked more realistically in a setting where the boys/men aren't used to seeing beautiful women every day like maybe if she were in a movie set in a small town in rural Pennsylvania or something like that.

  • women can't reproduce with out men >_>

  • I like her but some new material wouldn't hurt

  • @triykyi wow that girl scout joke will be on her new show on comedy central.i think she needs new material

  • Female comedian = Not funny

  • @stewart0312 Try Lisa Lampanelli, She's the best!

  • @stewart0312

    Dorthy Parker was pretty funny.

  • I'd tap that

  • fuck gay leno!!

  • not her best stuff but better than anything Jay Leno has ever done

  • I have imaginary fights in my head too and I'm a guy.

  • She's like a hot version of Lady Gaga.

  • shes hot. and she laughs at her own jokes. I love it

  • i'd fuck her face

  • she's hot

  • i wanna bang n not stop on this bitch, i would nut n just wait 5 mins n go again n again

  • she looks like sandra bullock

  • Love this chick! :)

  • I thought the nozzle won't fit if it wasn't meant for diesel. Maybe not. Funny stuff. Love Whitney

  • @rowsdower12 in one of her stand up acts, she explains: "Now, some of you probably wonder how I got the nozel to fit...Well I jammed it in there! Cause I am self sufficient! A mile later, my car was a ball of fire!"

  • @JMSmith137 lol. Okay, thanks for letting me know! That explains it.

  • And they say women aren't funny. Ha!

  • It takes a lot of balls to be a comedienne. My hats off to her. Thought she did great!

  • One of the most talented comedians working today!

  • She is waaay funnier than that. She has to work cleaner for jays fucked up audence.

    And I love how she don't look at jay and dissed him. F. Jay.

  • She is fucking hilarious! Love her... And, well, if nobody laughs, she does! Kkkkkk

  • I'm gonna open a restaurant called "Dongs"

  • fuck Leno. she's awesome though.

  • @pesely LENOS THE MAN DUDE!!AS FAR AS CUMMINGS GO,ID LIKE TO DO THAT IN HER! LOL

  • she aint no Sam Kinison thats for sure!

  • she rocks!

  • Hahahahahahahaha! Look at that camel toe!!!!! :D

  • That was a pretty good set.

  • Do you think I enjoy crying every time Celine Dion comes on the radio?! hahahah

  • so funny, yet truue!

  • haha!! she said "I can duplicate!" and "it comes on a rope" hahaha =)

  • is this show good?

  • FANTASTICO xD

  • I love it.

  • Hey, where are you from?!

  • Great episode! Thnx :)

  • very good!!!

  • it is entertaining.

  • the theme song on this episode is called what?

  • thnx for uploading this!!!

  • this show rocks!!!

  • Lovely,thanx

  • Lol :)))

  • Thanks a ton for full episode!!!

  • this show is for 4th graders!

  • any1 knows what is the name of main character?

  • Hey, I like this!!!

  • Stupid!!!

  • Great show!

  • Thanks for preview and full episode!!!

  • This is realy very interesting... tnx :)

  • they.. are... AMAZING!

  • sweet :) thanks

  • They are the best :)

  • Awesome, thanks for uploading!

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