at 5:15 who saw the dude from scream in background
topsy631 2 days ago
2:14 It's Wally, not Waldo!
JoeytheDon1000 4 days ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Now to incorporate a poem into this joke. . .
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you.
Killamatrix243 4 days ago
heres a good one in soviet russia rocket soots u XD
willlewald 2 weeks ago
4:11 will piss some americans off
Lordregiwald 3 weeks ago
@Lordregiwald Didn't piss me off :/
If you were talking about the World Trade Center one, it only makes me want to kick Bin Laden in the balls... or the next best option
mercenary1121 3 weeks ago
@mercenary1121 yep he's no longer a problem
Lordregiwald 1 week ago
Did I just win a Team Deathmatch in COD 4?
Archimedes341 1 month ago
@Archimedes341 Perhaps
mercenary1121 1 month ago
in soviet russia the videos post you!
PsychopoisonXproton 1 month ago
4:28
I tried and tried to figure out what the hell happened here.
In the end, I just laughed.
JGRoblox23 1 month ago
In soviet russia ball kick you
MrGhostsaratoga 1 month ago
in soviet Russia game hacks you
ralstarstar 1 month ago
In France, you surrender to the Nazis. In Soviet Russia, the Nazis surrender to you!
RichardAndewSwayne 2 months ago
In soviet russia penis musterbate you!!!!
kerojis 2 months ago
In soviet Russia plane fly you.
oytrontario 2 months ago
@WutTheFail
i know right
jadenyoho123 2 months ago
In Soviet Russia the game kills you
SoGMaxsta2 2 months ago
In Roviet Sussia...
robee789 3 months ago 2
in soviet russia gas tank fils up YOU
UCMGTWOClan 3 months ago in playlist UCMGTWOClan's favorites
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In Amerlica yew hold stik, in soviet Rlussia, STICK HOLD YEW. O>--<
IVIpact 3 months ago
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes jokes about you.
FabMrFabFab 3 months ago
In Soviet Russia, road forks you. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass
punchfromwonderland 3 months ago
In Soviet Russia, pants jizz on You.
rudetux 3 months ago
1:30, NEVER!!!!
SuperWcman 4 months ago
@Thewehatecenaguy In Soviet Russia, water is Vodka
mercenary1121 4 months ago 8
in soviet russia you protect witness protection program
UCMGTWOClan 5 months ago
in soviet russia police call you
In Soviet Russia, you keep gravity on earth. (lame?)
shashoni109 5 months ago
Though I'm Russian I find this really funny))) I actually happy to live in such a wonderland full of crazyness and fools, in this country I'll never get bored!!!
deminidze 5 months ago
thumbs up if you came here from raywilliamjohnsons in soviet russia
jadenyoho123 6 months ago 5
@jadenyoho123 In that case, thanks RWJ.
mercenary1121 6 months ago 3
@jadenyoho123 OMG ROFL
WutTheFail 4 months ago
i have a poem :)
Roses are blue
Violets are red
in Soviet Russia
Pufferfish blow YOU!!!!
queenlpsfan789 6 months ago
every childs dream BLACK OPS IN REAL LIFE 0:18
UCMGTWOClan 6 months ago
Her's one for you guys;
"In 1990, the Russian Government promised that everyone in Russia would have a car. In 2000, Gasoline."
Courtesy of Yakov Smirnoff.
in soviet russia guitar plays you
turducken97 6 months ago
in soviet russia dinner eats you
webkinzlover93ify1 6 months ago
lol, I knew could come here to see some good in russia jokes.
KesslersCross 6 months ago
@KesslersCross :D
mercenary1121 6 months ago
in soviet rusia you dont look up things on google google looks up things on you!
TheNighthawkmjb 6 months ago
im sorry but chuck noris eats soviets in his cerial and uses there tears as milk
Maxwelledison55 7 months ago
@Maxwelledison55 Actually, no. Go away.
mercenary1121 7 months ago
in soviet russia, youtube video dislikes YOU.
acau77 7 months ago
2:58
In soviet Russia, do they have capitalist America jokes.
In capitalist America, banks rob you!
goodman4301 8 months ago
@goodman4301 In regular america the bank robs you :-P
mercenary1121 8 months ago
@mercenary1121 Thats because regular America is Capitalist America :|
Alexxx2292 7 months ago
in Soviet Russia, moms tell yo son jokes!
GLASSB182 8 months ago
In soviet russia
Chuck norris STILL kicks your Ass
irishman117able 8 months ago
In America, you update blog. In Soviet Russia, blog updates YOU!
mr4748a 8 months ago
Wow, one of my things got put in a YouTube montage.
Thumbs up, guy (or woman, as the case may be)!
(It might not hurt to ask next time)
MultiNonymous 8 months ago
2nd song wuts the name
MrGag2106 8 months ago
in soviet russia Chuck norris still kicks your ass
Ryanguy451 8 months ago
The loli one was funny. In Soviet Russia: Power generates wind!
Mekrokan 8 months ago
in soviet russia, bullet dodges you.
TheNinja8797 9 months ago
in soviet russia, russian reversal reverses you!
merelyimpossible1307 9 months ago
in russia hammer nail you
revelation1913 9 months ago
in soviet russa spy snpies u!
thewilli64 11 months ago
I LOVE the Chuck Norris one! Good job Bullet Magnet!
Morshu316 11 months ago 2
@Morshu316 thanks dude :-D
mercenary1121 11 months ago
In Soviet Russia Bank Robs You!!!
SecretSpetsnaz 11 months ago
@SecretSpetsnaz That happens in America too
WTFsATaco 8 months ago 5
@WTFsATaco Touche!!
SecretSpetsnaz 8 months ago
at 5:15 who saw the dude from scream in background
topsy631 2 days ago
2:14 It's Wally, not Waldo!
JoeytheDon1000 4 days ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Now to incorporate a poem into this joke. . .
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you.
Killamatrix243 4 days ago
heres a good one in soviet russia rocket soots u XD
willlewald 2 weeks ago
4:11 will piss some americans off
Lordregiwald 3 weeks ago
@Lordregiwald Didn't piss me off :/
If you were talking about the World Trade Center one, it only makes me want to kick Bin Laden in the balls... or the next best option
mercenary1121 3 weeks ago
@mercenary1121 yep he's no longer a problem
Lordregiwald 1 week ago
Did I just win a Team Deathmatch in COD 4?
Archimedes341 1 month ago
@Archimedes341 Perhaps
mercenary1121 1 month ago
in soviet russia the videos post you!
PsychopoisonXproton 1 month ago
4:28
I tried and tried to figure out what the hell happened here.
In the end, I just laughed.
JGRoblox23 1 month ago
In soviet russia ball kick you
MrGhostsaratoga 1 month ago
in soviet Russia game hacks you
ralstarstar 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
In France, you surrender to the Nazis. In Soviet Russia, the Nazis surrender to you!
RichardAndewSwayne 2 months ago
In soviet russia penis musterbate you!!!!
kerojis 2 months ago
In soviet Russia plane fly you.
oytrontario 2 months ago
@WutTheFail
i know right
jadenyoho123 2 months ago
In Soviet Russia the game kills you
SoGMaxsta2 2 months ago
In Roviet Sussia...
robee789 3 months ago 2
in soviet russia gas tank fils up YOU
UCMGTWOClan 3 months ago in playlist UCMGTWOClan's favorites
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UCMGTWOClan 3 months ago in playlist UCMGTWOClan's favorites
In Amerlica yew hold stik, in soviet Rlussia, STICK HOLD YEW. O>--<
IVIpact 3 months ago
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes jokes about you.
FabMrFabFab 3 months ago
In Soviet Russia, road forks you. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass
punchfromwonderland 3 months ago
In Soviet Russia, pants jizz on You.
rudetux 3 months ago
1:30, NEVER!!!!
SuperWcman 4 months ago
@Thewehatecenaguy In Soviet Russia, water is Vodka
mercenary1121 4 months ago 8
in soviet russia you protect witness protection program
UCMGTWOClan 5 months ago
in soviet russia police call you
UCMGTWOClan 5 months ago
In Soviet Russia, you keep gravity on earth. (lame?)
shashoni109 5 months ago
Though I'm Russian I find this really funny))) I actually happy to live in such a wonderland full of crazyness and fools, in this country I'll never get bored!!!
deminidze 5 months ago
thumbs up if you came here from raywilliamjohnsons in soviet russia
jadenyoho123 6 months ago 5
@jadenyoho123 In that case, thanks RWJ.
mercenary1121 6 months ago 3
@jadenyoho123 OMG ROFL
WutTheFail 4 months ago
i have a poem :)
Roses are blue
Violets are red
in Soviet Russia
Pufferfish blow YOU!!!!
queenlpsfan789 6 months ago
every childs dream BLACK OPS IN REAL LIFE 0:18
UCMGTWOClan 6 months ago
Her's one for you guys;
"In 1990, the Russian Government promised that everyone in Russia would have a car. In 2000, Gasoline."
Courtesy of Yakov Smirnoff.
mercenary1121 6 months ago 3
in soviet russia guitar plays you
turducken97 6 months ago
in soviet russia dinner eats you
webkinzlover93ify1 6 months ago
lol, I knew could come here to see some good in russia jokes.
KesslersCross 6 months ago
@KesslersCross :D
mercenary1121 6 months ago
in soviet rusia you dont look up things on google google looks up things on you!
TheNighthawkmjb 6 months ago
im sorry but chuck noris eats soviets in his cerial and uses there tears as milk
Maxwelledison55 7 months ago
@Maxwelledison55 Actually, no. Go away.
mercenary1121 7 months ago
in soviet russia, youtube video dislikes YOU.
acau77 7 months ago
2:58
acau77 7 months ago
In soviet Russia, do they have capitalist America jokes.
In capitalist America, banks rob you!
goodman4301 8 months ago
@goodman4301 In regular america the bank robs you :-P
mercenary1121 8 months ago
@mercenary1121 Thats because regular America is Capitalist America :|
Alexxx2292 7 months ago
in Soviet Russia, moms tell yo son jokes!
GLASSB182 8 months ago
In soviet russia
Chuck norris STILL kicks your Ass
irishman117able 8 months ago
In America, you update blog. In Soviet Russia, blog updates YOU!
mr4748a 8 months ago
Wow, one of my things got put in a YouTube montage.
Thumbs up, guy (or woman, as the case may be)!
(It might not hurt to ask next time)
MultiNonymous 8 months ago
2nd song wuts the name
MrGag2106 8 months ago
in soviet russia Chuck norris still kicks your ass
Ryanguy451 8 months ago
The loli one was funny. In Soviet Russia: Power generates wind!
Mekrokan 8 months ago
in soviet russia, bullet dodges you.
TheNinja8797 9 months ago
in soviet russia, russian reversal reverses you!
merelyimpossible1307 9 months ago
in russia hammer nail you
revelation1913 9 months ago
in soviet russa spy snpies u!
thewilli64 11 months ago
I LOVE the Chuck Norris one! Good job Bullet Magnet!
Morshu316 11 months ago 2
@Morshu316 thanks dude :-D
mercenary1121 11 months ago
In Soviet Russia Bank Robs You!!!
SecretSpetsnaz 11 months ago
@SecretSpetsnaz That happens in America too
WTFsATaco 8 months ago 5
@WTFsATaco Touche!!
SecretSpetsnaz 8 months ago