Des Lynam and Alan Hanson Interview - BBC

[sbamf]

do you know why DES had a tash? well, he had fuck off cops, tattooed on on his upper lip___well that's according to mike in the pub

[JakeLyne3]

@sbamf hahaha, if only that was true

[DingKong]

These ads are a load of old shite. Dennis is a ledge though!

[NastyNasRules]

When was this ???

[whydontyouwork]

what th fuck adverts?

[theguvnorjimmy]

"Live and real"....LOL!

[scottishlad1987]

des lynam is sound! he's coming to my next party no doubt.

[xPlantpoTx]

Can anyone tell me the name of the person or the video were dennis is on the street and says to a celebrity, can you do me a big favour, can you move out of the way,

something like that its my fav one i can remember =]

[marioncrawley]

Des was a great presenter, miss the 'ole ones', they were the best.

[benbirdy]

I Bet that Peenis guy would suck all of their dicks for his 5 seconds of fame, silly fuck!

[phre33k]

genius!

[EpicWin19]

Trust the BBC to spell HansEns name wrong. :D

[LordAntWarrior]

Wow this is about as funny as an abortion. Utter car crash telly.

[heartandsoul1988]

@LordAntWarrior something tells me you missed the point

[LollieSmith]

Denis looks really young here..

how do they do that... was the name of a tv show des lynam presented

[kingdrewew]

why charge a greedy fkn license fee bbc wankers when u advertise stealthily on youtube?!!!!

[arcadia400]

Very funny and Des is a true professional,He held his own.

[kevinabalo88]

"If you are indeed human?!"

For a moment there it looked like a fair question.

Good on A.H. composed yet dishevelled at the same time.

[rubbishycrap]

Good old Des, took it on the chin like a pro.

[Jetstarboy]

Alan Hansen cool as a cucumber in my fridge - i watched at Anfield during my younger years.

Pennis rocks we want him back to embarrass the so called film/music stars

[chicabona]

Alan Hansen is not the Devil, he's a god!!!

[Pippin76]

Does this pennis always suck? I mean, hes an embarrassment to himself

[Ariesbetch]

mate the only embarrassment is in the celebs. u just make me wanna say DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[cripes20]

fuck off with adverts

[borderpoint1]

Soon as I saw the ad, I switched it off. Sorry, but ads at the beginning really suck. 1 star

[bobzilla211]

funny, you clearly didn't 'switch it off' or you wouldn't have written a comment in the first place. and in the time it took you to type it the ad would have finished anyway...

so a 15 second advert annoyed you so much you paused it just so you could write an indignant comment about how you hate ads, while you could have been watching the video which you apparently refused to see on principle. i'm sure bbcworldwide is quaking in its boots.

[JasonRadley]

This is years old.

[Danlock789]

Des makes Pennis look like an amateur. He used to be funny but struggles big time with both of these.

[nik418]

Kaye's a fucking maverick genius you cretins and the only reason he ain't doing this anymore is the BBC got shit scared with non-entities like Steve Martin throwing his toys out the pram and cancelling interviews when he got Pennised - real Punk TV Comedy - the guy had and still has balls and the 'Too Rude to Live' video/dvd only special was a work of unrivalled comic genius. Anyone who thinks this is crap is akin to the lameoid wankers he ruthlessly lampooned till the end. We need him back!

[spjwatkins]

Ok i'll post again.

BBC Worldwide are not publically funded. It's the commercial arm of the bbc and are entirely self reliant.

In fact BBC worldwide who are providing this content make a 25% contribution toward the lisence fee so you pay 25% less.

Wait til the Tories get back in and then you really will see adverts on the BBC.

[LordAntWarrior]

@spjwatkins Adverts on the beeb? I'll believe it when I see it.

[zolastic]

painfully unfunny, Dennis Pennis is a penis. That Kaye bloke has never been funny, in any of his pathetic half baked characters. Tosser

[smi2ler]

I bet he is alot funnier than you! Why are you even watching it if you already know you dont like it?!

[Pastamanful]

Because its a public service announcement. get back to yer Daily Mail pages or go toss off a Murdoch and leave auntie alone

[enojadojefe]

why does so much of our tv licence money go to the bbc if they can then cream off more money by putting adverts in?

[bluebeard64]

i am sick of adverts on youtube

[Kowalski101]

Fucking genius

[metalebd]

fuck off adverts

[JJonahJameson]

Fucking ADVERTS on the BBC?!?! Screw this noise. BOOOOOOO!!!!

[problemchimp2]

dennis was some wankstain. where is he now? who gives a fuck. asshole!

[escada2004]

Des was class! Good sport!

[spjwatkins]

BBC Worldwide are not publically funded. It's the commercial arm of the bbc and are entirely self reliant.

You aint paid for nuffink.

[BarnacleGooseInvalid]

errr bbc + adverts?

but

my

license

fee

what the fuck?

[cjcjx1]

man these fuckin adverts are gettin longer every video i go on

[zander469]

I remember these clips & Dennis Penis well but the show never got the acclaim it deserved. Trust me, this character was one of the best EVER comedy characters in British TV history.

[voon100]

'...Anymore relax you'll be in a coma....

LOL@ his 2 second pause of thought.

[ridethelightning9000]

alan hanson is a tool

[tonysingh1000]

superb classic gold! at the time, taking nothing away from cohen's borat, this was light years ahead of the silly ali g. Even with all of channel 4's advertising budget Dennis Pennis was in a different league yet his shows weren't watched by as many people. Don't fall for advertising budgets!

[EddyRainbow]

why cant certain celebs just have a laugh why sooooo serious!!!!!!!!!

[FollicleMiracle]

Hanson was definitely considering chucking that orange juice.

[cheekyegg]

des is a legend

[evade531]

the charavter was on a bbc show pulling gd show n gd actor

[DatFwad]

Love the Hansen one!

[rafaelsjm]

massive thumbs up, same here

[ellietastic]

Didn't realise how cool Des Lynam was. Anyone who can have a conversation with Dennis Pennis like that is pretty smooth. And I liked his joke at the end!

[keenly1]

hilarious

[williampatrickcorgan]

you can't ruffle des, he's too cool

[puppyhead10]

omg my last name is lynam

[EchetusXe]

diabolical interview.

[tablatom]

its MEANT to be like that.

[hometrooths135]

allan hansen earns 1.2 mill a year,yes 1.2 million pounds a year, funded by US! the taxpayer!,all he does is work 3 hours a week commenting on a game he loves,i earn 400 a week and work very hard for that.........................i think iam going to hang myself........

[drongovids]

stop paying your license fee then.

[SHA9991]

have u heard of a sense of humour??????, that was exetremely funny and im sure that every1 else will agree with me, people lyk dennis pennis is exactly wot british TV needs HUMOUR, GET A LIFE

[sean455]

hahaha brilliant! lynam definitely showed his experienced, handled it well. But hanson got ripped to shreds! lol. serves him right, liverpool scumbag. up the toffees!

oh and to SidneyXda and 123twan123, he actually is english, his names paul kaye. i could go on, but after taking a quick glimpse at your respective youtube channels, it became apparently clear that neither of you have any hope of appreciating the wit and intelligence he protrays in this clip.

[dhjsd]

Wear red alot, number 6, you are the devil!

ahahahaha!

[SidneyXda]

that was embarrassing ! who was that motherfucker. Hansen is a legend! and that prick shouldnt have been allowed

[123twan123]

sounded like a fuckin yank! hansen is defo 1 of the greats n should have slapped that silly twat! lol

[SidneyXda]

Yeah ..only a rude yank would do something like this ..he should have slapped him around and booted him out

[colinod06]

do ye dumbasses not know who dennis pennis is he is definitelely english he played mike strutter and the lead role in its all gone pete tong

[Nikopse6]

Hes english :S and its what his character is all about haha

[dimensionouter]

Its denis penis, comic genius..unlike you you complete moron..liverpool 1990 and still no league title...sore one..bet you watch xfactor and beat off in your cellar to granny porn..

[adevezar]

Niock Cave do it better.

[boudavin]

hanson didnt have a clue! haha

[therealjamesbond]

Des is a gent and a legend - handled it well and was funny. Classic :D

[jessisweetheart]

I agree ...what a good bloke!

[Bens39]

I think they both handled it pretty well. Are we really expected to believe that wasnt all rigged? Hmmm, me thinks not.

[gazboat]

Paul Kaye doesn't do rigged

[cheesepoo123]

Funny

[sadamevans89]

i watched young dez in a porno it was messy, RIP son

[spadge321]

hanson should have twatted him but he didnt have the bottle !!

[mikeyglennon]

shuuuuut uuup you!

[SHI7HE4D]

lol asking des about porno.. its not good

[purplelion1983]

why everytime i try to watch this it freezez at 40 secs takes the piss

[LeoLex07]

you should already be laughing by then anyway

[sadamevans89]

RIP Des... ill never forget you

[billcarr178]

he's not dead you fool!

[sadamevans89]

he is, it was just on Sky News!!!

[billcarr178]

can't find any references to it anywhere...

[sadamevans89]

try bbc

[excavotoroperator]

i have not heard that either

[fukyou1000]

He is dead, totally without thought or pulse - just like all the wankers who watch his programs!!

[epsleon]

Even if he was dead, which he isn't, what offense could match of the day or countdown have caused to you?

You couldn't solve the number 101 with the numbers 75 25 1 100 2 and 50? Maybe you have a problem with his "catterpillar eyebrows of sex" (2 pints ftw)?

[fukyou1000]

Des personally has caused me no offence whatsoever, he just epitomises the current soap / Quiz / TV for the masses approach that has at least part responsibility for lowering the collective IQ of the nation.

[Arabik12]

Lmao!!! he isnt even dead!

[cunchyc]

des as smooooooooooooooth as u like .......

[Deltar2r]

Des Lynam is slick n cunning, seems like the way to find the voice wid Paul Kaye:)

[safeorwaboss]

fuk hansen hes a prick anyway des lynam we like more

[billcarr178]

He is a prick. He's on loads at the BBC, he has no wit or grace and according to this, no sense of humour whatsoever. And yet he is still better than Mark Lawrenson.

[divlino]

haha

[inmyhumble0pinion]

Hilarious. I'm surprised Alan Hanson -- a Scot -- didn't throw his glass of OJ in Dennis Pennis' face. I think he was thinking about it.

And well done for Des Lynam taking it in stride.

[lenaphorup]

Alan doesn't suffer fools and why should he.

[thabigbalbubski]

post more pennis

[Nickkyboy36]

lool