EZ Cracker

[nevershoutlindsay]

who the fuck needs this to the extent that they cant crack a fucking egg?

[freshlawd]

fucking genius.

[clarabellen]

"And we've all done this." Nope sorry voice over guy, I've never pounded an egg into the counter on accident.

[TouYube67]

Okay, who cracks eggs like this? 0:04 -______-

[xIIIAlcopwnageIIIx]

What kind of fat shit can't crack an egg you'd hhave to have downsyndrome

[kriss0710]

i would buy it just for that awesome sound lol

[thebigbluedino]

Wow, the people who are cracking the egg must have really bad motor skills. Look at 0:04 look how hard she smacks it against the fucking counter. She hits it twice pretty hard for no reason. AND IT'S ONLY $19.95 LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING T.V. ADVERTISEMENT. T.V. commercials are so stupid.

[kris200998]

dumb product

who cant crack an egg wtf

[jzlACoSTE]

IF YOU CANT CRACK AN EGG YOU DON'T DESERVE TO COOK!!!!

[spudrustler]

You'd have to be retarded to not know how you crack a friggin egg -_-

[TheNobleBard]

Who the hell buys this? "Hmm....I need to crack this egg. Let me try throwing it at a wall...no that didn't work."

[Axette1]

We've all cracked an egg like that?! I think not Mr. Spokesman... I think not...

[yasminf2010]

מכשיר לשבירת ביצים - מצויין וחובה בכל בית,איפה קונים זה.לפי התגובות שיש באיקאיה..

[serjejunkie08]

is there any people who are THAT stupid to buy this shit?

[eatmyshortssss1]

Separating is **is a hassle.

Cool grammar, bro.

[eatmyshortssss1]

Separating eggs *is a hassle

Cool grammar bro

[Arogaz]

only in america :)

[FCule]

HAHAHHAH!!!

Why not exaggerate a little bit more with the oil? 1:33

[FCule]

USA makes me sick sometimes.

this even pisses me off!!!!!! FSS!!!!!

FACEPALM*

[jbarbeau1982]

More useful utilities for useless Americans. If you buy one of these, you should be shot. If you can't crack an egg, or need an easier way to do it, you are as useless as a fork in a soup bowl.

[FlyingChink]

I wonder who cracks eggs like that...So stupid.

[ertgunner]

pause it 39 seconds into it, what do you see in the pan ?

[satanicmuppet999]

@ertgunner

nice one. i see it, what a useless product, it doesn't even do it's advertised purpose, classic.

[TouYube67]

@ertgunner oh wow! nice! this product is retarded.

[svelemoe]

OR you can just crack'em like a man.

[Cryptomnesiia]

Who the fuck just smashes an egg on their table?

[BakaRice]

umm.. great invention I must give them that. But if you never practice, you will never be good at it. I can now crack an with one hand.

But again, this tool is perfect for kids who want to bake a cake for their mom etc. so it is not that stupid after all, lol.

[Shawon]

@BakaRice if the kid can bake the cake and do all the other more difficult tasks then i'm sure they can crack an egg right lol

[TechState]

"we've all done this..." LMAO idiots

[GreenKab]

Who the fuck is having trouble cracking eggs?

[NickerTheMighty]

Wow, didn't know Americans are physically unable to crack eggs properly... No worries though, here comes EZ Cracker!

[DaemonKazoom]

where they find THAT crippled woman?

[TheCupcakeGeisha]

The thing is, you know SOMEONE SOMEWHERE is gonna buy this.

[PepperBabe]

this is racist. why not ez nigger?

[jindivik321]

good for a one handed person....otherwise...what a load of bollocks. Are Americans so thick they can't even crack an egg properly?

GEEKOLOGIE RULES!!!

[greenyawgmoth]

It's not even hard to crack an egg one-handed, but for some reason it impresses the hell out of people. I think this product should come with a helmet and some mittens you can clip to your sleeves, because goddamn you have to be a failure in every aspect to need this.

[Cory1X]

HAHAHAHA so true.

[kattejuice]

lol i saw it on geekologie too!!

geekologie FTW!!!

[zombiejesusss]

I'm American and I have never even had an eggshell piece fall into the mixing bowl... I am offended by this commercial. What a waste of space. ugh.

[Seamoose001]

Its against the law to cook bacon in the microwave in Australia,

Bacon must be cooked on the BBQ or you will be arrested

[stoddcrew]

Have trouble cracking eggs? You're special. Like special special.

[nexustravis]

El invento del siglo!!! impresionante!! ya no hay excusas para no preparar un par de huevos fritos!! ajajajja

[nrgspike]

An ingenious solution to a non-existant problem

[jjrmm7]

that's pretty awesome

[ScorpDeception63]

'Murica

[naw4hb]

WHO THE FUCK CRACKS AN EGG BY HITTING IT WITH A FORK?!?!?!? god...

[ongchorcool]

@naw4hb they are stupidity level 78

[naw4hb]

who the fuck cracks an egg by hitting it with a fork

[holyvier3324]

Totally unuseful!

[runesquad10000]

lol this is a stupid product

[OhHeyACookie]

@runesquad10000 ez cracker calm down now :D