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  • omfg lmfao it takes him forever to get up lmfao too funny!

  • he looks like he's just fucked up on a LOT of ketamine. perhaps he's coming out of a k-hole.

    

  • hes like "man im not drunk enough.... i need more beer!" lol

  • Pretty drunk guy???!?!??!

    This dude is crunked out of his mind! LOL

  • imm drinkkkk iiiin watch whielllleeee wathcgiin tihs beeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr

  • I love the bystanders reaction. "Hey, let's watch this helpless dumbass wobble around some more!"

  • this is actually sad.

  • add &vintage=1911 to the URL & enjoy

  • I cant stop to laugh best drunken guy ever !!!!!! xDDDDDDD

  • when hes sat down talking to the guy in the red.... i wonder what he's actually saying to him XP

  • You could watch this as if this shop is in outer space and there is no gravity... the floor and things are hitting him!

  • This is not alcohol, it is for sure drugs.

  • Widać że student bo w minucie 4:02 żebrał na piwo xd

  • To jest Polak. Nie dość że piwa nie wypuścił to jeszcze ta fryzura

  • deffinitly he is not a polish... polish can drink much more

  • Must be Polish. 

  • Polak. Piwa nie wypuścił z ręki.

  • Drunken Master Ultimatever.

  • I bet it ain't alcohol, rather looks like a hiiigh DXM overdose ;-)

  • маладца!

  • I think that he's from Poland. lol xd

  • @aadrienne33 nie no miejmy nadzieje że nie

  • @aadrienne33 no cause Polish people drinking very good.. it must be american or uk.. u know one shot and lie on the floor :D

  • thats my mate .

  • father?

    

  • thats what happen when you beat blackout.

  • this shit is like emily rose, like a fuckin demon is trying to rape him

  • Captain Blotto

  • Ahh, a true Son of South River ( NJ ) --- or is it South Amboy?

  • this video is very funny

  • I dont think thats alcohol...;)

  • ketamine warrior!

  • this makes me sad...

  • hahahahahahahahahahhaah!!!!!!!­

  • "the next morning" :D

  • looks like a zombie tryin to get beer lol

  • GENIUS.... this clip just keeps on giving. i cried. SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD.

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  • It's like watching a horse learn to walk!!

    a very drunk poorly bearded horse!

  • Wow man! Funnyiest thing i've ever seen.

  • the thing that made me lol the most is that hes going for more beer loooooooool

  • omg the ending is just classic hes like: im at the door! ive got it ...woah, woah ooooo shit boom!

  • Ahahahahahehahah lmao the way he casually leans back and wonders around the shop like nobody could tell xD

  • 1:42 He has to think about how to get up. XD

  • holy shit i cried , i was so funny!!!!!!!1 ;D

  • i would say he should probably walk home but ....either driving or walking isnt safe lol

  • what if that's how he is when he's really sober, and he just needs drinks to bring him back to a normal state

  • Um, this isn't just alcohol I can tell you that much 'cause when you're at this point drunk, you're spinning and puking and passing out wherever you land. He's def. on some Ketamine or something.

  • Klonopin FTF......there's no way hes just drunk

  • this is me

  • stupid ass white people

  • What does that have to do with anything?

  • @jimsicle im just imitating what i see on other videos against blacks

  • and you're dragging yourself down to a moron's level why? Race is irrelevant in this type of video. Whether the guy is black, white, asian etc he is still clearly drunk. Learn a few things before posting moronic comments.

  • racist twat

  • This dude is hilarious... people are so amusing... ruining their bodies and such... ahh wonderful.... keep it coming....

  • he looks like a sort of anti Jesus with the hair and everything.

  • I left my god damn anti gravity suit in the car!!!

  • hahaha fuckin funny!

  • Would've believed this is he actually threw up, I have a hard time thinking you can be THAT wasted (means you've drunk A LOT) and still be able to fall to the ground and make all those swift movements he does with his head without having internal fluids bursting out of all your body exits. When you're enough drunk it's enough to just lie down in order to feel like throwing up.

  • biedny... wstac nie mogl...

  • Bowled over - 3:38 Classic! rofl

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  • Wonder if he is driving home, cause he obviously cant walk.

  • salvia divinorum

  • Yeah, that or K...

  • he's like a knocked-over turtle...

  • Lol Russel Howard said that on his show xD

  • he's probly trippin out on acid or some shit, i've never seen anyone get that fucked up when they're drunk

  • I have, and it's not pretty.

  • To my knowledge, psychedelics don't have a great effect on mobility.

  • Stole a car once...accidentally!!!

  • laaaaaaaaaaaame......

  • ma nem cachaça dexa o caboco assim.........

  • Well obviously not as much as a tard as you because I can tell the difference between your and You're

  • hahahah looks like he is getting his ass kikcked by a ghost

  • How do you get that fucked up and on what?

  • probably had like 10 packs of beer.

  • I wonder if they had just turned him around and had him walk to the back of the store if he'd have made it out the front door...

  • maybe he got a lfu shot and his body is having a bad reaction to it. either that or he looks like he's getting his ass kicked by a ghost. gotta love tosh.0

  • shut up faggot, 'lfu?' hahahahaha, sup scoots!

  • Haha this is so fucking funny, this guys a legend

  • i think ketamine may be the answer...

  • am i the only one that thinks this is fake...hes an idiot

  • fake sorry seen drunk people they don't act like this.

  • What a warrior. This guy is a true american hero

  • @gorillastyle sang in echoey voice : MR CANT EVENLEAVETHE STORE WITHMOREEE BEEEEEERRRR, WE SALUTE YOU.

  • OMFG, THIS IS SO FUNNY! :)

  • It's like someone's pulling his shirt from the back. i got this irritating feeling "STAND UP!!" ...so funny

  • I think he's both drunk and retarded.

  • that's really sad. i've been that drunk before but i'm walking TO MY BED! it's like he's got a weight in his back becuase he can't get any forward momentum. painful to watch.

  • im not gona lie this is some funy shit

  • next time i get drunk im doing his walk lol

  • i wonder if this guy knows that he is famous? lol

  • is it so difficult to get the guy a glass of water and a chair.....its easier to lead him to the door so he can go kill himself.

  • omg. i hope he wasnt driving

  • OMG ! Thats so funny I have to check if i jizzed in my pants :D

  • wahahaha! this is so funny.. He is really determined to get another beers.. even if it's hard for him.. so drunk... lol!

  • So friggin drunk XD

    LOL

  • omg hahahah this actually cracked me up!! mahahahahahaahahahah

  • Seriously Dude Im Not Laughing At You ... Oh Wait ya i Am..Wow

  • lol...this is pretty funny!

  • He's like a turtle stuck on its back... lol

  • your fake square

  • so fake,, he aint drunk, xD

  • Your honor.... An 8.0 Earthquake was in effect.

    I don't know why the other people did not feel it, I think they want me out of the area!

  • This video should be called "Zombie goes to the store".

  • fyi thats real u ijot and thats hilarious

  • i think it's fake because on the full video you see him standing up and walking out of the store. And then he didn't need help to stand up. Very well acting if it is fake atleast :P

  • I think you are weak in some part of your brain. Because easily, if anything is real, this is real.

  • OMG this is the funniest thing ever, poor guy just wants his booze!!!

  • hahahaha omgg!! hes dumbb

  • Why does everyone always have to fight on comments?

    So unnecessary.

  • was he drinking gasoline

  • he's not drunk he's on mescaline

  • If it is real it is sad to see another human being in such a state. I guess no one cared about what would happen to him. That guy is someone's son or brother and he has a serious problem. If it true seeing the way the clerks reacted now I know why so many people are killed by drunk drivers.

  • he could also have been someone's grandmother

    you don't know whether a person had a sex change at some point in the past

  • he did it to himself debbie. sorry there was no one there to take care of him.

  • awesome vid thanks for sharing this^^

  • hes like " whoaOOooooh there whooOOooOOoaaah there" x32423 I died laughing so hard~!!! this dude couldn't get up!!!

  • is that guy a retard aha he seems like it he is so stupid

  • This is fake. If he was really drunk, it would take him alot longer to open the door and pickup the beer. When you are seriously drunk, you can't grab anything the first time.

  • False, not fake. I've seen most drunks pickup things like that the first time.

  • fake

  • False, not fake.

  • I litely pead my pants when the other guy came up to him

  • He is ok, it is just his upper body is slower that his feet, so the head is left behind. The part where he seizes the bowl with the sugar JAJAJA I wonder is you leave this guy in the dessert,he 'd walk backwards till hit something!!!

  • <.< Must be a deleted clip from Zombieland

  • What's up with the gravity in this store???

  • The poor guy has obviously either done "Special K" or is f'ed up on something other than alcohol. Did you see when he trying to push off on the floor? His hand was 6inches from it still. Def DRUGS !

  • He has fallen and he CAN'T GET UP !!!!

  • you said PRETTY drunk guy goes for mre beer. Well he ain't very pretty!!!

  • it's a slang in the US (maybe in GB too?), so in this case pretty means very...

  • Hahaha he's just like a zombie, walking like zombie...

  • Hahaha that guy should be cast in a zombie movies, Lol hahaha...

  • stolen video.

  • This is totally fake

  • He sure did hold on to that bowl of creamer though. Win!

  • Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  • what..... does this... mean.....

  • hey swathecqgl, are YOU drunk?

  • What are you trying to say now?

  • you know its bad when you had to much to drink and your still going for more..

  • Who is this guy? What's his name?

  • his nameis jako andhe is an actor

  • the old guy is like:WTF?????

  • yeah um.. idk about this video but it was funny at first.. but thats really sad. and i've never seen anyone act that way drunk. this is probbaly fake...

  • anyone notice that it's 10am on a tuesday? wtf

  • its so sad, but if he would have just let go of the 12 pack he could have gotten up. Alcoholism.

  • I have seen this at the store that I work, the police have a new ankle bracelet that will taze the convicted child molesters if they get within 1/4 mile of a school..it seems to work very well

  • I'd say drunk and / or low blood sugar. I get REALLY poor muscle control when my blood sugar gets low. Even if he's just drunk, someone needs to call 911... this guy obviously needs some help!

    Yeah, pot is the illegal dangerous drug...

  • if dere was an invasion of zombie who acted like dat. we'll definitely win cuz how dey keep walking bak like dat

  • this has to be drugs. but if its not this guy is a serious hardcore drunk its 11 in the morning hhaha

  • how was this idiot even let into the shop? That's America for ya....

  • he like baby wanna learn walking..

    haha..

  • drugs or alcohol?

  • beautiful! just awesome how life can turn

  • Heroin baby.  Someone this drunk couldn't keep going like he does.

  • lol my beer

  • this is sad more than anything.. but i can't help but laugh... really though.. how much does one have to drink to be in this condition???? and knowing him.. he can probably drink a LOT and be ok..

  • omg.. i peed a little..

  • notice how he never lets go of the beer the whole time he's on the ground, lol

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • He like acting all casual, trying to be non-nonchalant the whole time. This is just funny for so many reasons.

  • at 3:15 to 3:17, hes like "oh its ok, im just sitting here for a second"

  • omg i was laughing the whole time!

  • 3:15 "No, I'm fine, don't need any help - just doing the turtle dance; will be up in a minute".

    3:46 "Must not drop this bowl..."

    3:53 "Dude, this dance will sweep the nation! Put your donations in the bowl."

    4:02 "Oh well, no one will ever see this..."

  • Epic. He's moving like one of those contortionists.

  • junge wie geil^^

  • hahahahahaha

  • hell nawl lmfao

  • This is a k hole for sure ... LMAO

  • literally rofl!!!!!

  • hahahhah

  • No need for audio - this guy could've been in silent pictures and made a million!! I'm hurting more than him!!!...ahaha