Oh Maynard, my idol, if you were a perfect flower and my nose a penis, the soft kiss of your sweet fragrance would compel me to sneeze my reproductive fluids all over your stigma
Oh Maynard! Does my desire for you give you the creeepy deepies??? I hope my fanaticism does not cause you to shy away, please do not close your pedals, for clearly, dearly, I want you to bear my fruit!
That sweet fruit I shall prepare into and an enema and promptly inject into into my butthole so we can unite.
@bilderbergresistance lol, that was the point idolization is creepy and funny. Especially Justin Beiber. I've don't watch TV and I'm too young to know what mindless program your talking about. Idolization. 1. To regard with blind admiration or devotion.
@TheSquetch You should know. You are the ULTIMATE "failure". You have failed and failed and failed against me. I have SLAUGHTERED you, and scared you so shitless that you've RUN FROM ME AGAIN.
Consider yourself annihilated. I ALWAYS win. You found out the hard way. That's because you're stupid.
@myfragilesin i'm always serious!!! NEVER CROSS AN ATHEIST!!! ESPECIALLY THE ATHEIST MODE MRSQUELTCH TAYLORJONAS101 IIITHETERMINATORIII IAMTHETERMINATORRR
@myfragilesin don't lol at the atheist depeche mode terminator, son...see my other screen names IF you can find them..I NEVER STOP<--- I ALWAYS WIN!!! I BITCHSLAP MY GIMPS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COSMOS!!! rofl **I HAVE SPOKE!**
I think the difference is the studio recording meant to fit in place with all the other songs on the album...is differenbt than a live performance of the song as an individual piece....I loved the surprise when they did this song electric....was cool to me
They didn't ruin it, when it goes into the harder version later it's because they are doing the original, by failure. Dumb asses. They aren't just changing it to make you unhappy, that's how it originally went. Even though i do like APC's soft version better. it fits the lyrics better
I like how they changed the whole feel while keeping the same song, it's impressive what the bands maynard is in can accomplish. For instance, Tool took their song Pushit, and completely changed the whole feel of the song while keeping it's authenticity intact. I definitely admire Their music, as a fan, and as a musician myself.
when the levee breaks is one of my favorite songs of all time (the original), but i still like their "cover" ... it's a complete new version just as the nurse who loved me so you cant really call it a cover or compare it to the original...
I definitely have to appreciate it's origins, but this is for sure one of the best covers I've ever heard. i especially dig the key changes at the second and third verses - fill up a wetsuit full of maggots and just put it on. awesome
This is a very imporant piece. I think it's about seeing only what you want to see in someone, which everyone may be guilty of from time to time. Often we may pay for this with our own self-esteem.
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Yer an idiot mrBOB, I can stat my opinion if I want to master of the obvious( no shit APC like failures tune, thats why there covering it) I think Maynard's a better singer hands down, also APC's other band members are alot more talented then shit ass failure.
Your the IDIOT!!!! pull yer f'n head out of yer ass ya tip touching muppet!!!!!!
First Off, dannykarey, You're An Idiot! Even Maynard Prefers FAILUREs Version Better, Thats Why He(and APC) Covered It. This Is An Interesting Version, Cool And All, But if You Dont Know The Original(by FAILURE) from The Best Album Of The 90's "Fantastic Planet", Then Go Get It
this actually is not that bad....i guess when they rock it, original song, it gives me goose bumps..but yeah it's really good and not the cd version of apc...they should have done this cover on their album...
Wow! wonderful performance. i saw them in Long Island in 2004. I forgot how great they were. I hope they come back in the near future, but seems like all members are busy with other projects. *sigh*
Saw them in November of 2003, year of the rabbit opened for them and they did this song and Maynard sang it with Ken Andrews, then during APC's set they did their version of this song and Ken Andrews sang it with them. APC covered it from Failure, Ken Andrews band before Year of the Rabbit. Seen them twice hope to god they reunite one day so i can see em again.
That's not possible considering their first album wasn't even released until 2000. Nice try though and GG to the people that gave this comment a thumbs up.
it's funny how you all go on about "this version". the difference between this and the album version, is that the're just playing a more straight up cover of the actual song. the only difference is maynard vocals, which, while I like failure;s better, are fucking amazing.
FYI Twiggy Ramirez plays bass in this video, Great Band had the privilage to see before they broke up, not quite Tool, but a powerful group with great tunes.
Such a great rendetion of one of Failure's best songs.Good to see maynard aprecciates one of the bands that opened for him and tool back in the early days.
halloween 03 san antonio texas...MJK dresses up as "shakes the clown" and gives best performance ever..I will never forget..other guys dressed up too. Superb!
this version is better than one on the 13th step. i remember seeing em cover it in NEPA a few years back. its still not as crazy as failure's original. its too polished. the song is about being in rehab and trying to win over the nurse's sympathy cause she has the "pharmacy keys".
seen maynard with tool on rock am ring. he is and always will be the best vocalist in rockmusic. he never makes any mistake, he's a fuckin god when it comes to singing.
this version is actually started as the perfect circle CD version, then they throw a live version in it, and it ends like the failure version...btw if you have only heard the failure version on you tube...go buy Fantastic Planet (one of the absolute best CDs of the 90's. its fucking gorgeous... thanks for the post
this live version is not so good, but i absolutely love the original. APC did an ahhsome job! I just listened to Failure's version & i didnt care for it at all.
I did. that's my dumb ass opinion. what would a genius like you say is their best song? doesn't matter. i just happen to think this is their best one. fuck off.
I think that the original version of the song is Much Much better than the live!The album version ignites feelings of nostalgia,happiness and sadness!Makes you feel soothing and calm when you hear it!The organ and the violins along with Maynard's voice...more than perfect!This live version of it, makes it just another APC song
What is it they always say? Maynard is god? Well this cover is god awful! The guys in Failure had to roll their eyes when they heard this version of their song. Anyone not familiar with the original version of this song should check it out. It is much-much better than this cover. See the Failure album "Fantastic Planet". I'm just being honest.
I'm not biased. I just prefer the original. There are some cover songs out there that out-do the original version. "All Along The Watchtower" is one that comes to mind. IMO this just isn't a good cover.
Well, live.... It's not so good. I heard both versions, and this one isn't quite as good. The /album/ version of APC's cover, however, has a type of feel that neither this nor the Failure's original version has. It plays much softer, much more trippy and less rock-ish. I don't think DieKnowMite is being biased, I just think he's giving a fair review on a statement he believes its true.
Yep. this is def. my favorite version of The Nurse Who Loved Me.
W78516 1 month ago
Joey from "blossom" whould say "WHOA"
bilderbergresistance 5 months ago
Oh Maynard, my idol, if you were a perfect flower and my nose a penis, the soft kiss of your sweet fragrance would compel me to sneeze my reproductive fluids all over your stigma
Oh Maynard! Does my desire for you give you the creeepy deepies??? I hope my fanaticism does not cause you to shy away, please do not close your pedals, for clearly, dearly, I want you to bear my fruit!
That sweet fruit I shall prepare into and an enema and promptly inject into into my butthole so we can unite.
EngrossingEnigma 5 months ago in playlist Mer de Noms - Thirteenth Step - Emotive
@EngrossingEnigma Way to creepy sounding in my humble opinion go fuck yourself
bilderbergresistance 5 months ago
@bilderbergresistance lol, that was the point idolization is creepy and funny. Especially Justin Beiber. I've don't watch TV and I'm too young to know what mindless program your talking about. Idolization. 1. To regard with blind admiration or devotion.
EngrossingEnigma 5 months ago
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better than 13th step album version.
bilderbergresistance 5 months ago
i love how the bass is just ALL OVER
GuitarMassacre 5 months ago
Yes, my favorite version.
W78516 5 months ago in playlist Perfect Circle
NIce cover
skot66 6 months ago
thumbs up for Failure everybody! :]
bucovineanul92 6 months ago
@bucovineanul92 stick your thumb in your ass! APC does it way better!
rodrigoquiroz 2 months ago
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MeSANNY 2 months ago
where can i find this version of " The Nurse Who Loved Me " in audio track ?
versedelusion 6 months ago
drummer is REALLY feeling it from 1:04 - 1:14
jem7vwhgod 6 months ago
definitely the sweetest song I've ever heard.
FanculoBalene 7 months ago
7 peoples nurse didnt have phamacy keys.
bilderbergresistance 7 months ago
Say hello to tha rugs topography it holds quiIte alot of interest with her face down on it.
Maynard Is the GREATEST. I LOVE IT.
bilderbergresistance 8 months ago
Pure hipnotic beauty
Great moment in time to always revisit
Brilliant!!
Assim vale a pena!! ( )
myfinger 8 months ago
god the switch up after the chorus is so sexy
TunerLegend17 8 months ago
good, but they are no FAILURE
MrFragnus 9 months ago
@3.44 I love the guitar part here :)
W78516 1 year ago
damn i dont know which version i like better, both sound fucking awesome! maynard is a genious
chicanowarrior18 1 year ago
Or maybe he just perfers it because he can get into the music more in his own way.
W78516 1 year ago
Maynard mostly stays in the shadows. Guess he doesn't like to be gawked at.
W78516 1 year ago
His voice is almost angelic.
Rechiau 1 year ago
@Rechiau - Almost?
BiggerCityDreamz 11 months ago
failure is so much better at this song - i wish maynard would stick to making wine and whiney songs he actually wrote
blaubak 1 year ago
@blaubak don't listen to something you don't enjoy listening too then.
Rechiau 1 year ago
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@blaubak you are a fucking moron!!!!
bugmusk6 1 year ago
@blaubak I kinda wish you'd stick to sucking dick.
myfragilesin 1 year ago
@myfragilesin fuck that kid
jamesrandle46and2 1 year ago
@jamesrandle46and2 Mind you, Failure IS awesome.
myfragilesin 1 year ago
@myfragilesin failure sings it just as well, agreed.
TheSquetch 10 months ago
@TheSquetch You should know. You are the ULTIMATE "failure". You have failed and failed and failed against me. I have SLAUGHTERED you, and scared you so shitless that you've RUN FROM ME AGAIN.
Consider yourself annihilated. I ALWAYS win. You found out the hard way. That's because you're stupid.
And so endeth the final lesson.
electroexecutoide 10 months ago
@myfragilesin stfu you dimestore snapperhead gimp..lmao or i'll bitchslap you to the other side of the cosmos..lol ""NEXTOID!!!""
lllldepechemodellll 10 months ago
@lllldepechemodellll Are you serious? Fuck off, cunt.
myfragilesin 9 months ago
@myfragilesin i'm always serious!!! NEVER CROSS AN ATHEIST!!! ESPECIALLY THE ATHEIST MODE MRSQUELTCH TAYLORJONAS101 IIITHETERMINATORIII IAMTHETERMINATORRR
lllldepechemodellll 8 months ago
@lllldepechemodellll lol wut
myfragilesin 8 months ago
@myfragilesin don't lol at the atheist depeche mode terminator, son...see my other screen names IF you can find them..I NEVER STOP<--- I ALWAYS WIN!!! I BITCHSLAP MY GIMPS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COSMOS!!! rofl **I HAVE SPOKE!**
lllldepechemodellll 8 months ago
@blaubak You fucking fail :)
GuitaristAidan 1 year ago
I think it's ironic that they decide to record the cover after Troy is no longer in the band. : (
mccoy2797 1 year ago
I love that you can hear the Failure version of the song(the original) coming out.
Backlit91 1 year ago 3
it's so beautiful, it almost makes me cry
pestarzt 1 year ago 3
@pestarzt Me to ! There is So much emotion in it.....
TheAPC91 1 year ago
failures version should be, and is (in my book) a classic. However, you can't be unappreciative that APC remade it, in this manner.
h3pkatt 2 years ago
yea its cool..
it just doesnt give me the same feel
when they change it.
MeganMoshpit 2 years ago
I think the difference is the studio recording meant to fit in place with all the other songs on the album...is differenbt than a live performance of the song as an individual piece....I loved the surprise when they did this song electric....was cool to me
Metamorphosis33 1 year ago
I like how they kept the authenticity of the Failure version but i really like the album version way better.
The violin and viola go beautifully with the song and Maynard's voice.
RangerRaDiOHeaD 2 years ago
They didn't ruin it, when it goes into the harder version later it's because they are doing the original, by failure. Dumb asses. They aren't just changing it to make you unhappy, that's how it originally went. Even though i do like APC's soft version better. it fits the lyrics better
MrStarbelly 2 years ago 3
I like how they changed the whole feel while keeping the same song, it's impressive what the bands maynard is in can accomplish. For instance, Tool took their song Pushit, and completely changed the whole feel of the song while keeping it's authenticity intact. I definitely admire Their music, as a fan, and as a musician myself.
mabwannabe 2 years ago 2
ummm well, i kinda think they should of kept it original for concert, but its cool.
MeganMoshpit 2 years ago
amazing guitar(s)..
Gautambiotch 2 years ago
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ummm they fucking ruined it... buti love them :D
ZerosandOnes1101011 2 years ago
i havta agree... it's not as haunting...
deicide666311 2 years ago
it's better than when the levee breaks.
AOCRkid 2 years ago
@ AOCRkid:
when the levee breaks is one of my favorite songs of all time (the original), but i still like their "cover" ... it's a complete new version just as the nurse who loved me so you cant really call it a cover or compare it to the original...
APnO3 1 year ago 2
Man Billy's new project Ashes Divide is incredible. He's not too underated but he deserves much more attention, in my humble opinion
numbchucking 2 years ago
Mind Blowing! I get lost in Maynard's voice.
TheNurseWhoLovedHim 2 years ago 6
Now here's an appropriate Nick for the right video!! Even stranger, the comment and connection to the lyrics haha
That gets a thumbs up.
numbchucking 2 years ago
I definitely have to appreciate it's origins, but this is for sure one of the best covers I've ever heard. i especially dig the key changes at the second and third verses - fill up a wetsuit full of maggots and just put it on. awesome
libraeG 2 years ago 2
That's funny.
ThePatient1986 2 years ago
I love how he stands in the shadows in the back. He's so weird in the best ways
dja0069 2 years ago
Saye hellooooooooo to everything you've left behind *.*
Namine9314 2 years ago
This is a very imporant piece. I think it's about seeing only what you want to see in someone, which everyone may be guilty of from time to time. Often we may pay for this with our own self-esteem.
ThePatient1986 2 years ago 2
If everyone liked this then it would not be cool, Thanks sofuturistic, fuckn pozer......
graveflower138 2 years ago 2
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Yer an idiot mrBOB, I can stat my opinion if I want to master of the obvious( no shit APC like failures tune, thats why there covering it) I think Maynard's a better singer hands down, also APC's other band members are alot more talented then shit ass failure.
Your the IDIOT!!!! pull yer f'n head out of yer ass ya tip touching muppet!!!!!!
dannykarey79 2 years ago
I guess he is better if you like michael bolton style vocals. His little skirt and the I'm-so-creepy-I'm-cool treatment of this song sort of ruin it.
sofuturistic 2 years ago
First Off, dannykarey, You're An Idiot! Even Maynard Prefers FAILUREs Version Better, Thats Why He(and APC) Covered It. This Is An Interesting Version, Cool And All, But if You Dont Know The Original(by FAILURE) from The Best Album Of The 90's "Fantastic Planet", Then Go Get It
mrbobloblaw666 2 years ago 3
Maynards voice could easily make me have an orgasm. I love it.
Lxisa 3 years ago 32
@Lxisa what you talkin' about?? it DOES make me have an orgasm =] multiple ones
kdoodliest 9 months ago
I think this version is much better then failures, maynard is a much better singer, and way more talent in a perfect circle then in failure
dannykarey79 3 years ago
They play this so much better live. I can't stand the studio version of this song. Neither compare to Failure, though
b0redm0 3 years ago
Original version (Failure) is better!
GoatboyCar 3 years ago
freese is the man
dannythelurker 3 years ago 5
This song is so beautiful. When I listen to it I feel like I'm on one of the best drug trips I've ever had.
whit1290 3 years ago
jus announced that apc was doin more in the coming years!!!! maynard announced it, i def got my fingers crossed
tdawson32 3 years ago
can you give a link pertaining that information?
toby56 3 years ago
i love this song.. ;)
MothaFuckthePolice 3 years ago
I saw them in houston the same year...FUKIN EPIC
perfectfour 3 years ago
this actually is not that bad....i guess when they rock it, original song, it gives me goose bumps..but yeah it's really good and not the cd version of apc...they should have done this cover on their album...
pogijuice9061 3 years ago
Wow! wonderful performance. i saw them in Long Island in 2004. I forgot how great they were. I hope they come back in the near future, but seems like all members are busy with other projects. *sigh*
Divinesally 3 years ago
Saw them in November of 2003, year of the rabbit opened for them and they did this song and Maynard sang it with Ken Andrews, then during APC's set they did their version of this song and Ken Andrews sang it with them. APC covered it from Failure, Ken Andrews band before Year of the Rabbit. Seen them twice hope to god they reunite one day so i can see em again.
sublime1141 3 years ago
Dig the "darker" version they do. I wish they would've recorded it this way, seeing as how the studio version was complete crap.
zachiswayposi1 3 years ago
i think the failure version is better, but think the way maynard sings it is better
Kyuss1988 3 years ago
This song is so pretty when Maynard sings it live. :)
darksecretlife 3 years ago 13
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i love this song!! check out my version
themerkinmaster 3 years ago
i like this cover def but the original to me by Failure still holds up better
jesterlad09 3 years ago
The lyrics are so great, if you didnt know this was a cover you would think Maynard wrote it himself.
hocky4matt 3 years ago
Maynard sang the last line of this song perfecty, that last two notes were held so solid
tooljello 3 years ago
FAILURE!!! :-P
laskavec 3 years ago
whoever said this was a bad comment is retarded. failure is the name of the band who wrote this
TunerLegend17 3 years ago 4
Most over-looked band in the '90s
nuclearjesus 3 years ago
That's not possible considering their first album wasn't even released until 2000. Nice try though and GG to the people that gave this comment a thumbs up.
eclips7331 3 years ago 3
It was a reply to the person who wrote about the original artist who wrote this song.
FAILURE.
Perhaps you might be one.
nuclearjesus 3 years ago
Wft are you talking about?
eclips7331 3 years ago
Maynard is GOD.
jonyknox 3 years ago
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Mamimi89 3 years ago
it's funny how you all go on about "this version". the difference between this and the album version, is that the're just playing a more straight up cover of the actual song. the only difference is maynard vocals, which, while I like failure;s better, are fucking amazing.
TheJayTrain 3 years ago
to TheJayTrain:
And he uses more effects on his voice than on the album version I think.
Actually, there're more effects on everything.
JackandMika 3 years ago
beautiful
The Cure meets Gabriel-era Genesis
dospassos23 3 years ago
I love the live version of this! Josh takes it to a great place with the drums.
britaki 3 years ago
FYI Twiggy Ramirez plays bass in this video, Great Band had the privilage to see before they broke up, not quite Tool, but a powerful group with great tunes.
JHS1234567 3 years ago
fucking genius
zeusm80 3 years ago
Such a great rendetion of one of Failure's best songs.Good to see maynard aprecciates one of the bands that opened for him and tool back in the early days.
perfectfour 3 years ago
halloween 03 san antonio texas...MJK dresses up as "shakes the clown" and gives best performance ever..I will never forget..other guys dressed up too. Superb!
spursbasketball07 4 years ago
this version is better than one on the 13th step. i remember seeing em cover it in NEPA a few years back. its still not as crazy as failure's original. its too polished. the song is about being in rehab and trying to win over the nurse's sympathy cause she has the "pharmacy keys".
kdog5k 4 years ago
a GREAT song made better by a live performance! Maynard is a GOD! Say Hello!
ynotD 4 years ago
seen maynard with tool on rock am ring. he is and always will be the best vocalist in rockmusic. he never makes any mistake, he's a fuckin god when it comes to singing.
pestarzt 4 years ago
you went to rock am ring? thats like the main festival i want to see before i die haha
beer4me88 4 years ago
i really wish it was possible to see this band live
beer4me88 4 years ago 2
alot of the songs of that cd i think were covers
adamnrob 4 years ago
Your thinking of emotive. This was on 13th step the only cover on that album.
trk74 4 years ago
With Drums sounds better
FFSef 4 years ago
Yeah!! I think their best song is Passive!
aprilcoffiefield 4 years ago
I think their best is Gravity off Thirteenth Step.
alphamop 4 years ago
live or studio version it doesnt matter as long as we put an essence in what song we are listening,there's nothing wrong with it
wheeljack69 4 years ago
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wow this band sucks
jgord88 4 years ago
You obviously aren't listening correctly...have you tried removing your head from your ass?
dmdougie 4 years ago 6
this version is actually started as the perfect circle CD version, then they throw a live version in it, and it ends like the failure version...btw if you have only heard the failure version on you tube...go buy Fantastic Planet (one of the absolute best CDs of the 90's. its fucking gorgeous... thanks for the post
shipht 4 years ago 2
this live version is not so good, but i absolutely love the original. APC did an ahhsome job! I just listened to Failure's version & i didnt care for it at all.
aprilcoffiefield 4 years ago
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failure's "version" is the original. it's funny that this band's best song is somebody else's...
Idolhands7007 4 years ago
who said this was there best song ?? dumb ass !!
patman0250 4 years ago
I did. that's my dumb ass opinion. what would a genius like you say is their best song? doesn't matter. i just happen to think this is their best one. fuck off.
Idolhands7007 3 years ago
hahahahahah!!
patman0250 3 years ago
hell yeah sweet song for sure, buuuut its a remake from the band Failure. Still very sweet though, you should check out failure
KetchupSquirt 3 years ago
This song is so beautiful. I absolutely love it. It has this very eerie lullaby qualities to it.
jellybeanWeen 4 years ago
awesome version
gratefuldead76 4 years ago
i love and miss this band so..
EdKoRn 4 years ago
Failure's version is 20x better than the cover
DFSrlz 4 years ago
I like APC's version better, just my personal opinion, :P im alowed to have one
vashdegun212 4 years ago
I think that the original version of the song is Much Much better than the live!The album version ignites feelings of nostalgia,happiness and sadness!Makes you feel soothing and calm when you hear it!The organ and the violins along with Maynard's voice...more than perfect!This live version of it, makes it just another APC song
baneXVII 4 years ago
both versions, failure and APC are amazing
failure has a much more raw verision, and they wrote the song as well, so props
APC did what they do best, they created a musically brilliant cover of the song.
sudajmahi 4 years ago
What is it they always say? Maynard is god? Well this cover is god awful! The guys in Failure had to roll their eyes when they heard this version of their song. Anyone not familiar with the original version of this song should check it out. It is much-much better than this cover. See the Failure album "Fantastic Planet". I'm just being honest.
DieKnowMite 4 years ago
apparently youre biased...i know the original as well and i think this is a damn good remake
Mogilny892k5 4 years ago
I'm not biased. I just prefer the original. There are some cover songs out there that out-do the original version. "All Along The Watchtower" is one that comes to mind. IMO this just isn't a good cover.
DieKnowMite 4 years ago
You can prefer the original without being a close minded dick.
Terminxman 4 years ago
Well, live.... It's not so good. I heard both versions, and this one isn't quite as good. The /album/ version of APC's cover, however, has a type of feel that neither this nor the Failure's original version has. It plays much softer, much more trippy and less rock-ish. I don't think DieKnowMite is being biased, I just think he's giving a fair review on a statement he believes its true.
BebopLunacy 4 years ago
Great moment captured...but you missed freese every single time..the filming distribution of each one of them wasnt good at all.
chr1israzor 4 years ago