Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 1

[ToffeeWagon]

oh my god, its voldemort.

[moustachejoker99]

this is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life

[moustachejoker99]

The pink beanie just killed it for me XD

[JamesTheStarKid]

That cannot be good to have your sack split like that/

[5mileyrox5]

joe walker and joey richter are great together <3

[JamesTheStarKid]

Girls this is what two college age guys think. Pay close attentions. XD

[parawhore239]

its ron

[gemluv12]

HELLO! BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA!

[pinkopalrose]

i find this to be a very interesting look into the minds of teenage boys

[Animalfriend777]

Starkids, please do a Twilight musical, it would be hilarious

[SexOnABeach14]

@Animalfriend777 NO IT FUCKING WOULDN'T ARE YOU RETARTED. TWILIGHT IS SUCH A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS

[pinkopalrose]

@SexOnABeach14 that is really mean everyone is entitled to their opinion, you don't like twilight fine don't call someone a name cause they like it.

[totoroization]

THE RON HEADBAND :D

[matsybabe]

'We don't go to school for class, we go to school for ass' MAMD

"Don't go there for work, don't go there for class, long as we're together, gonna kick some ass' AVPM

Ring any bells anyone... :)

[xSTITCHERx]

Is Darren Criss in this?

FIRST TIME IVE SEEN THIS IM HOOKED WHEN I SAW THE BALLS LOLOLOLOL JOEY YOU AMAZING GUY YOU

[HaunaMyKiki]

@xSTITCHERx Not technically. He has a small 10 second off-stage cameo as an Italian restaurant owner in Act 2 Part 1 and he wrote 3 of the songs (Ready to Go, Even Though and Finale). Otherwise, you won't see him much.

He actually originally played Dick in a 24-hour theatre production of it and was slated to play Dick again for this production. Unfortunately, he had to step down from the role because of conflicts with Eastwick.

[pinkopalrose]

@HaunaMyKiki didn't he also play the guitar in this? in the band

[HaunaMyKiki]

@pinkopalrose Yep! That too! =)

[Bookworm533]

@MagentaCartherWrites that would be totally awesome!!!!!!

[mudblood228]

the headband...THE headband....AGAIN!

[MagentaCartherWrites]

You know what would be an awesome play for starkid to do.... The Princess Bride!!!! Cast List: Princess Buttercup- Meredith S. Wesley- Dylan S. (this guy NEEDS more solos) Huperdink- Brian B. (i think that would be hilarious...) The six fingered man- Joe W. Vizzini- Joey R. (Joey a bad guy... inconceivable) Inigo- Lauren L. (i want to hear more Spanish accent and she would get to wear the mustache) Fezzik- Jim P. (of course...) Miracle Max- Darren C. Miracle Max Wife- Jamie B.

[kirkie1996]

I love how Joey Richter's wearing 'the headband' :P

[mizzyqueen100]

My friends and I are in love with the 6 foot dick!

[brightsparx100]

IS THAT VOLDIE ? :O

[gaga1lover]

@brightsparx100 It's yo momma. *umbridge laugh*

[JustTheAverageNerd]

Dick: We don't go for class! We go for...ASS!!

Ron and Harry: Don't go for work, don't go there for class. As long as we're together gonna kick some ass!

[TheCoco4loco]

Utrg

[JesseDuarte13]

BAAAABY IT'S MY DICK IN A (pizza) BOX!

[gabeally]

Joe is always trying to get ppl laid. "Quirrel, we are gonna get you laid." and "We're gonna get you laid if I have to do it myself."

[kr1sm0s13r]

"me and my dick" coming to broadway! you'll get a blowjob

[laurennicole04]

9:11

[GolfWang04]

the other videos that come up on the side bar.... hahahaha

[starkidrules7056]

How old is big Starkids?

[fanfictionfun89]

@starkidrules7056 Whatever age over 18 you choose to make your second account...if necessary :) LOL

[accionerimonstarkid]

The awkward moment when my headphones fall out and everyone hears "and those BOOOOOBIEEES!" O.o

[MissKatyy14]

its always awkward when your dad looks at your laptop screen and see's 'Me and my Dick' on the screen...

[MrCodfish3]

This is the only Production where Joe Walker doesnt have make-up on his face.. haha..

[kittykat9716]

during my study hall last week, two juniors stared talking about Starkid and all their musicals and next thing ya know, the two of them put their arms around each other and sing to the librarian, "People say its quite unlikely the two of us would stick. But I just tell 'em HEY! Its me and my-- uh Wags!" (one of the guy's nickname is Wags so yah :P haha) i was laughing so hard i almost peed myself. ;)

[chsgrlrox]

I love watching this, because I played a girl named Sally in a play. And even if he's calling me an ugly face, I still feel awesome that he says Sally.

[TheZiggirawk]

Yeah, I gone!

[TomFeltonis2sexy]

When Dick says 'its me and my dick' is he calling Joey a dick...

[sk8ergrl987]

haha, little ceasars pizza box

[sweetthing2011]

I love u Joe!

[crazysisters51]

I always knew Voldie was a dick!

[101Surreal]

Poor Joe, having to put up with his costumes. His Dick costume cracked me up.

Hahahaha. I do NOT envy you! Hahaha.

[livicoolfunfunfun101]

1. cut a hole in the box

2. put your junk in that box

3. make her open the box!

and thats how we do it!

[Buggirl270]

I have to be a zombie in a play coming up and just thinking about how awkward it is to play a zombie made me think of other awkward roles in plays made me think of this. So of course i had to rewatch it for like the 20th time and let me tell you it NEVER gets old.

[chubalicious11]

did you realize that the the length of this video is 911???

[superglueisfun]

Why dose starkid aways have pizza boxes with holes in them?

[XXxChicaChuxXX]

I don't know why, but everytime joe gets up and says "Hello!" I burst out laughing.

[49erchica]

I'm only watching this because Darren Criss co-wrote the music and lyrics.

[TheEternalElements]

"You know we don't go to school for class, we go there for ass."

Where have we heard this? Oh yeah.

"Don't go for work, don't go there for class

As long as we're together, gonna kick some ass

And it's gonna be totally awesome."

Probably not the ass Dick had in mind, but okay...

[AshIsAWolf]

I can see dick's bulge

Inception

[jerrytrainor456]

Think about it..... if someone wrotw a whole play from a girl's pov, instead of a boys..... well.... it wouldn't be such a hit. :)

Joey!!!!! <3

[shellywuvsyou]

"quirell we are gonna get you laid" pattern?

[MollyMaQuirl]

Oh my god Hermione SHUT UP.

[kittykat9716]

when Team Starkid went on the record saying this was their, "strangest musical ever".... yah, they were right :/ lol but I guess Joe likes to get uncool guys laid;) cause he's THAT NICE.

[LitlMissArtemis]

one day I'm going to make a musical called: "Me and my Boobies".

[lilsweetie9]

oh my, that's a big dick ;)

[Purplepakstar]

Pink is Joe's color :)

[maddimayhem15]

Can you imagine if Darren Criss had ended up playing Dick as was originally planned?! It would have been AMAZING and my life would be made.

[maddimayhem15]

I love how Darren helped write this.

[maddimayhem15]

Joe Walker is so awesome. He has played Voldemort, Umbridge, and Dick. Talk about versatility!

[PopcornMagic23]

112 people don't like big sausage pizzas...

[textlover321]

Joey was so chubby and adorable in 08'! I freaking love him!

[whlady725]

It really is testament to Joe Walker's hotness that I still like him after he has been an evil wizard, a scary (and evil) lady wizard and... a penis. I am yet to watch Starship but we shall see if his streak continues!!

[LilNicole89]

@whlady725 it will... I love him in Starship

[Khajmer]

Let the whirlwind of genitalia puns begin.

[ItsWhatsFace]

the headband...O.O

[kodatastical]

i think i could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love..... with joey richter. (and joe fucking walker)

[TheTwistedDiamond]

...The headband. Oh wow.

[TenCents514]

I just figured out where they got the pizza joke in AVPS from.

[123kiakia]

i cant believe darren was goin to be the dick tht would have been weird :)

[123kiakia]

lol pink beanie/nob :P

[JBicks18]

That awkward moment when you realize Voldemort is dressed in pink. And he's your dick.

[frederico179]

Lonely Island reference!

[TheRealSallyBeescomb]

i'm called sally. :(

[sillybaby19]

WTH... LOL..

[StarKidKilljoy]

I've used the salad metaphor to tell my friend how I (and John Proctor) feel about Elizabeth Proctor xD

Yay for being a nerd about English and The Crucible :3

[WalkingIntoTheSunset]

Not gonna lie, typing "me and my dick" into the search box was one of the scariest things I've ever done.

[lovesaphira]

@WalkingIntoTheSunset yeah i went and found it on their channel so i didn't have to see that. lol :D

[HairConfetti]

@WalkingIntoTheSunset LOL I KNOW

[betterfly97]

@WalkingIntoTheSunset 

Ditto! but it's so worth it :)

[CassMayfield]

@WalkingIntoTheSunset I typed MAMD instead for just that reason....

[starkidrules7056]

@WalkingIntoTheSunset I typed in MAMD

[blitzyouonthebed]

I typed in my dick in the search bar.Wtf

[JBicks18]

@blitzyouonthebed Don't feel bad. Justin Bieber had to call a Hufflepuff to find his!

[MuleicornRedvines]

If you can't help but see the Umbridge and Voldemort come out in him <3

I only watched this because of AVPM/S.

But It. Is. Awesome. (Not awesomer than A Very Potter Musical or A Very Potter Sequel but..) :]

[madiroxx11]

Oh my god this is sickly hilarious!

[curethesane33]

Joe's face. 5:08 Oh my gosh! I love his expressions. <3

[MagicalSunrise1984]

genious!

[TenCents514]

I did always think that Voldemort was a dick, but this is a bit much.

[curlycaity]

still my favourite starkid production, so original, charming and funny, despite the subject matter :D

[starkidbubble2000]

for all u starkids who are torn between hw and this, i have found a solution and now its the only way i do hw. you put this on full screen supper loud, then pull up whatever your working on on the computer and shrink it so its realy small. then type your work up. I this works for u thums it up! XD

[HbombutifL]

It all makes sense now why Voldemort is such a dick...

[chaose37]

I can see the outline of his dick's dick. dickception

[alisaurusrexx]

She's just such a... afeawhuhhhh.

...Butterface, Joey?

[farrellyDC]

this is disgraceful

who wud do sumtin like dis

you think ppl wud be careful when choosin a title

you know wat im on about dont ya?

it shud be ''MY DICK AND I" !!!!!

grammer guys :p

[spiritcrazy5000]

@farrellyDC If you knew about grammar, I would expect you to use it properly. Seeing as you don't, please refrain from trying to correct others'. Good day.

[farrellyDC]

@spiritcrazy5000 omfg it was a jk.... ¬_¬

[Muse041]

Joe Walker likes getting people laid XD first Quirrel, now Joey

[AnOfficialGleek]

That headbend

[GimmeSomeRedVInes]

I usually get pretty weird looks when singing any Starkid song, but apparently it's extra weird for a girl to walk down the hall singing "It's me and my dick"

[zombiesrule99]

Joooeeeey.......maaaaann......­.cooome oooonnn

[rachelfrench1992]

THE HEADBAND!

[JustAKidWhoWrites]

Wouldn't it be weird if Joe Walker got a boner in this?

[firefly2552025]

@JustAKidWhoWrites AHAHHAAHa

[CompletlyBunned]

I can relate to their problem XDDDDDDDDDDDD SO. SO WELL. EVEN THE JEWISH PART. :P

[CompletlyBunned]

OMG I'M SO HAPPY YOUTUBE HAS IT ENTIRELY!!! <33333333 MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. Although I have exams...and I should be studying...but Joe Walker's hoteness is much more lucrative and watching StarKid is better anyway.

[LunaLovegoodLooney]

"And if one where to say.....touch himself!" *deep intence stare at Ron*

that right there make 100% sence now XD

[theevilhillbilly]

lol dick in a box



[pogogeek24]

I believe it should be "My dick and I"

[plumsiren]

@pogogeek24 Actually, it shouldn't; the title is derived from the line, "It's me and my dick," which is grammatically correct. In this case, 'it' is the subject, and 'me and my dick' is the direct object (well, technically direct objects, but whatever), so you would use 'me' rather than 'I'.

[JasonStokesboy]

Dis is bum yous are crazy

[montelongopictureful]

today in class the "meee annnd myy diickk" kept running through my mind during anatomy.

[callofdutyman17]

110 dislikes? Thanks Hermione

[NinjaMarshy]

What would it be like if Darren didn't get on eastwick so he could be the dick

[historyfreak17]

I love Darren, but I do think Joe Walker makes a much better Dick than Darren ever would. Go Walker!

[ExotikaHollow1379]

The part where the dick aparently wants to have sex with his mom reminds me of the Oedipus Complex...

[tdg4evar35]

I'm starkid world you can have a conversation With your dick ....

[msredhouse3]

"and those nice round BOOBIES!!!" hahahahahhaha :D XD

[sanchuk1]

It's disgusting... But hilarious... Something is wrong here, and it isn't me ;)

[MyKingdomHarts]

he was sleeping with jeans :S

[shellywuvsyou]

"quirrell we are gonna get you laid"

[Belking92]

Fuck u

[TheNerdTopia]

I hate how I can sing along with them in tune. Damn alto.

[AvaNikol]

"I'll just be wating for you outside of your house!"

[TheMusicmoviefrog]

this is the first thing that I have heard Joe Walker talk in a normal voice, but not in a normal costume...

[iswim2012]

"It's my dick in a box!"

[96sharks1]

This is the most beautiful dick I have ever seen.... and the only one.

[xboojx]

Umbridge's sucha dick, isn't she?

[STATUSreality]

@xboojx So is Voldemort. XD

[jcm1116]

oh my gawd... 2 minutes in & i love it. SOOOO funny. god, i love Starkid ♥♥

[rachunicornsinst]

Darren was mean't to play 'Dick' but got cast in eatwick...i really really want to see Darren play that part!!!

[MimsLee1995]

Joe Walker is still so hot, even as a dick

[Curveytoothpick]

Yay I'm a big starkid now and watch all of it :)

[babyblue4783]

you're doing is again you rapscallion LOL love this!

[MDkid1]

thumbs up if you love your dick!

[dinosaursandspace]

joe walker and joey richter; the most perfect team ever.

[dexy77]

i wonder why this went from 'haha that's a funny idea', to 'we should totally do that!'

[jbhpfreak08]

@dexy77 It's StarKid. They don't need an explanation for anything they do.

[lolgurl4life34]

I love how they say it's for big Star Kids only cause it makes me think of camp and how they called us big campers and little campers :D

[ThePotterfreak17]

i love the description. BIG STARKIDS ONLY! :)

[MyArtOfLife]

Joe Walker and Joey Richter are perfection.

[MrTheHobbits]

How did i get here from hot chicks getting shot by Justin bieber is gay?

[PopTVTeacher]

I just saw SPACE tour tonight. Seeing this is so incredibly nostalgic. 

[123julesrules]

all i could think of through that song was the quirrel and Voldemort song from AVPM :)

[teamstarkiduk1]

And I was just thinking... 'quirrel we are gonna get you LAID!'

[TheGoydych1564]

OMG he still wears the head-band!!!!!

[BecauseGenitals]

Whelp, just finished Starship, AVPM, and AVPS. NOW FOR ME AND MY DICK!

[0sexiest0nerd0]

"One day, lil bro, I'll let you see all the Starkid musicals, but you're not old enough yet."

...Yeahhh, he's REALLY not old enough yet.

[darkmarkless7]

@dancedanceanimal not to be a DICK, but I believe the pizza box from AVPS was from Dominos..

[dancedanceanimal]

It's the same pizza box as the one from AVPS(:

[kimonochick10210]

When I have kids, this is going to be their sex ed video.

[LauraKandro105]

Something seems missing.

Joey doesn't have a snack in evbery scene

[todobebehr65565746]

this song doesnt even have a dick it has to suck on their dads

[XxMadAboutPotterxX]

What the fuck is going on? Oh god, I can't breathe. This is hysterical! Hahahahaha.

[MollyKoenigStarGleek]

I kid you not, I still haven't let my mom know about his musical. She's knows all other StarKid, but not this.

[akshizzy77]

this is beautiful, 'I've been up for a while, but i didn't want to wake you'

[drunkballerina89]

So i'm guessing this was inspired by Nikolai Gogol's "the Nose"... mayhaps

[MegaRaywin]

It took me several minutes before I realized that Joey Richter's shirt is of a shark eating a lion. Real subtle :)

[drunkballerina89]

@MegaRaywin It's actually a shark eating a kitten. Much like the one from Pineapple Express

[MegaRaywin]

@drunkballerina89 I probably would have made that connection if I'd seen Pineapple Express, but it's still on my to be watched list.

[ChikakoC]

JOOEEEE!!!! He's sooo cute!

[doglover2711]

"You know we don't go to school for class, we go there for assss"

[potterluver24]

I just watched AVPS and you go from a umbridge that eats rocks and falcon eggs to a talking dick!

[98SarawithnoH]

joey was sick during this whole show...awwww he did such a good job

[ingridogelise]

aww i love Joey and Joe-3

[BrideOfAPirate]

Singing a duet with your dick, probably the most epic way to open a show xD

[ChristyRusk08]

OH MY GOD, SHUT UP HERMIONE/SALLY!

[jbhpfreak08]

@ChristyRusk08 Sally is actually played by the person who played Ginny, so Hermione and Sally are NOT the same person.