I remember my second match I got to the modern area, I had been fighting with the Chinese since the 1300s, I kept getting sick of their shit so I figured I would rush my way to getting nuclear...
well later Gandhi declares war on me... I naturally don't care cause war with distant AI tend to lead to nothing... a few turns later a nuke comes plowing into one of my best cities and is taken via naval bombardment... India eventually won a tech victory later.
Love it - even bought the non-computer table board game. Can do forensic history re-writing very well. Ex-army officer myself (40 years ago), so testing if militarism is necessary for human life. Simulation conclusion, after many trial: no need for killing. Diplomats, spies, trade ... is ok.
“Oh god damn Montezuma. Ya push, and ya push, and ya push, and then ya push too far! And then I have to rain ICBMs on your Aztec arse. Come on. Come on Montezuma, get some. That’s what ya get when ya fuck with Edna.”- Edna N. CIVANON
@XackMullins that may be, but the joke was not a derivitive of the game you were playing, much so that it was a joke to the whole civ game in general. :)
@Nightweaver1 That war won't stop untill USA gets all the oil out of there, and starting to charge alot of fucking money for a bit, while they have allmost too much of that black gold.
Ever went to wikileaks ? ever seen the numbers of victims ?
Probebly not.. over 19000 innocent people died, and more then 4000 marine's. All because the usa gouvernment made you believe there are terrorist, while they are killing their own people ( 9/11 )
CAUSE THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK.. moslim or not, its MONEY
@Nightweaver1 If only, and while we're at it; Iraq, Libya, Somalia, etc. Why not just take out the whole damned region lol The whole Middle East and North/North East Africa. Many future problems averted no?
can anyone help me out? one of my cities has built all possible buildings and there are no more available wonders to build. im just forced to keep building a shit load of units, i was just wondering if you HAVE to build something or can i avoid it?
@SSgtParmer Whereas the rest of the world would rather the US invaded Japan conventionally, inevitably killing far more soldiers and civilians and causing far more destruction than two atomic bombs ever could.
kann man den radioaktiven fallout auch wieder beseitign? das problem hat ich bei civi 4, dass ich den fallout noch nich beseiting konnte und dann hab ich die welt in eine riesige wüste verwandelt =D
@SSgtParmer America has dropped the only 2 atomic bombs ever actually used in war, in real life. This was before nuclear nonproliforation (sp?) treaties and the alternative was large scale invaision that probably would have cost more life than the nuclear weapons took.
@SSgtParmer it's illegal for America to set of nuke tests now. Besides congress is so afraid of everything they wouldn't do it. They are just there just in case the North Koreans get a hold some.
@KravVolder in real life i know the nuclear missile is better, but on the game its different. The atomic Bomb gets more range to hit, but the nuclear missile gets 2 less tiles than the atomic. There is no damage count for either weapon
@TrueWillz Only partially correct. The Nuclear Missile has much higher power (100% death rate inside its explosion, it's capable of wiping cities off the map entirely, higher damage to cities when it doesn't 1 hit KO them), it only trades off 2 range. Which can be realistically explained by the fact that a large plane can fly further than a missile and to keep it from being an utter game breaker like ICBMs.
@swmaniac789 are you sure you played the game? Ive nuked over 30 cities and none of them got wiped off the map. Also the Atomic and the Nuclear missile both take off around 10points to cities. And the lower the Cities points the lower the damage :S.
@TrueWillz It might vary because of the random number generator; difficulty level. But at least according to the manual the Nuclear Missile is supposed to be more powerful; the only one that can destroy cities. It could also simply be a glitch. So far Civ V's shown to be full of them. Also: watch?v=J2EPChpdgHo&feature=related is a video of a nuclear missile wiping out a city. Missiles only totally blow away a city when the city is very weak.
I have now played the game through twice with no crashes at all. One bug though, if you start constructing a spaceship-part, and cancel it (for making it in another town) you can never make it again, so going to space is no more an option to end the game.
Hey for multiplayer in domination do you just need to destroy ur rivals capital to win or all the citie
happyblackie 2 months ago
hi!! if you want to get a nuke in 4000bc go to mods online search IGE it is in game editor you can do ANYTHING like world builder inn civ 4!!
slameshady2009 2 months ago
Man,I'm in Bukarest!I feel offended because:
1.It is actually Bucharest(because in Romania it is called Bucuresti)
2.You nuked Bukarest,out of all the places.
3.You also nuked my loved high school that it rests there, The National College of Gheorghe Lazar.
4.You probably are American,as Americans hate Europeans and mostly hate Romanians too.
TheColynSlayer 3 months ago
@TheColynSlayer just a game bro not like we actually nuked the city in 1856
DeadontheRunway 3 months ago
@TheColynSlayer No one gives a fuck if your offended its just a game
NoRes3rvat1ons 2 months ago
how many nukes do you get? is it only one like in civ for xbox?
snax4max 3 months ago
@snax4max
on the pc versions of civ you can build as many icbms as you want
o0Odg3jzO0o 3 months ago
wtf is that thing walking its like the robot of of robo cop
suckmyglockful 4 months ago
Civ5 is better than Civ4?
Akorg123 4 months ago
@Akorg123 no
ElrondMcBong100 4 months ago
@ElrondMcBong100 no?
ElderGod4 4 months ago
@ElderGod4 no
ElrondMcBong100 4 months ago
@Akorg123 civ1>civ2>(civ3-5)
caleron0 3 months ago
Its people like that are the reason we are all going to die as a race!
GoGipInc 5 months ago
@GoGipInc lighten the fuck up man, its a game
spongebo13 5 months ago
@GoGipInc lighten the fuck up man, its a game
spongebo13 5 months ago
I remember my second match I got to the modern area, I had been fighting with the Chinese since the 1300s, I kept getting sick of their shit so I figured I would rush my way to getting nuclear...
well later Gandhi declares war on me... I naturally don't care cause war with distant AI tend to lead to nothing... a few turns later a nuke comes plowing into one of my best cities and is taken via naval bombardment... India eventually won a tech victory later.
Just another day in the empire I guess
DoomSprite236 6 months ago
Come on man it's just Bucharest!
Arbiter567 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@Arbiter567 yeah,and Romanians who see this are offended.
TheColynSlayer 3 months ago
I want the game so bad! trying to download it now but I can't figure it out! anybody else here download it from Skidrow?
RobloxDiscovery71 6 months ago
atombombe
deluxeishmael 6 months ago
I like the fact that bucharest is the aztec capital.
NightHawk92929 6 months ago
ahahaha nice one :D
MrJelic24 6 months ago
isnt it Bucharest?
IRememberTheOldDays 6 months ago
Just like in Fallout, China takes over the world...
hyperrboyy 6 months ago
atomic bomb on Bukarest... nice one bro!
Sskroye 7 months ago
@Sskroye Yeah,I feel kinda offended,in some way.I'm Romanian.
TheColynSlayer 3 months ago
Love it - even bought the non-computer table board game. Can do forensic history re-writing very well. Ex-army officer myself (40 years ago), so testing if militarism is necessary for human life. Simulation conclusion, after many trial: no need for killing. Diplomats, spies, trade ... is ok.
grey0powerlessnesss 7 months ago
Nuke... Then sudden surroundness by Giant Death Robots... Bucarest never had a hope.
yodog678 7 months ago
Are those mechs...in Civ 5?!
SPQRImperator 7 months ago
@SPQRImperator Yeah. The are actual units that one can get when they reach future tech...
Kronos64 7 months ago
@Kronos64 It's settled...I'm stepping up from Civ 4 now.
SPQRImperator 7 months ago
Gandhi is a peace preacher, and yet he nuked me?! Only in CIv 5 you guys...only in Civ 5
ZivRS 8 months ago 8
@ZivRS He has been a asshole since the first Civilization, how is that only Civilization V?
Ricky156 7 months ago
I think players should lose points for dropping a-bombs as it destroys the environment for EVERYONE
ninearthify 8 months ago
I think you need to allocate some funds to your airforce. B29s and the army has mechs...
unambitious 8 months ago
does anybody know how to fix the glitch that makes me quit to the title
clap4vids 8 months ago
how dare you nuke Bukarest.........
Ucsemis 9 months ago 5
NUKE...!!!
501alistair 10 months ago
After being nuked the defence of Bukarest only dropped by 1 (65 to 64)??? How does this make sense?
sattaravy 10 months ago
Haha. First, I thought you're hungarian XD. I'm sure a romanian disliked this
Robi555666 10 months ago
@Robi555666 Of course,we feel offended.I am a Romanian myself.
TheColynSlayer 3 months ago
@TheColynSlayer me too.
Robi555666 3 months ago
“Oh god damn Montezuma. Ya push, and ya push, and ya push, and then ya push too far! And then I have to rain ICBMs on your Aztec arse. Come on. Come on Montezuma, get some. That’s what ya get when ya fuck with Edna.”- Edna N. CIVANON
outdoorkunu 10 months ago 39
How can you dislike a nuclear explosion?
Dumb activists...
Solar00111 10 months ago 11
china sucks
INORT12 10 months ago 2
@INORT12
呀他們吮
COMBINEdotCOM 10 months ago
@COMBINEdotCOM China sucks
endorphinvidmaker 9 months ago 3
@COMBINEdotCOM
yo mommas ass
COMBINEdotCOM 9 months ago
@COMBINEdotCOM
Speak english asshole
INORT12 9 months ago
can you use more than 1 nuke?
fread313 10 months ago
wish my game ran that fast
JCarl89 11 months ago
I nuke barbarians 0.o
Ironman52398 11 months ago
lol three giant death robots in front of or borders we never surrender
nuke.... ok we surrender.....
apocalypse105 11 months ago
its called nucular! ... nucular!
RDBcheckout 11 months ago 3
holy whats with all the death robots
normnak51 11 months ago
E cam scumpa nucleara ca sa o dai pe Bucuresti! nu cred ca se merita.Celelalte state nici nu ar baga de seama !
multamuie9999 11 months ago
Now THAT'S how you press the button!
DinosaurFan88 11 months ago
china everywhere?! NIOOOOOOOO!!!
lukeskywak34 11 months ago 2
BUKAREST? as in Bucharest :D?
MasacruRo 1 year ago
Civilization: The only game where Rome nukes the Mongols in 1896.
coolbob9939 1 year ago 316
@coolbob9939 The year was actually 2096... >.>
XackMullins 11 months ago
@XackMullins The year was not of importance to the joke :P
coolbob9939 11 months ago
@XackMullins that may be, but the joke was not a derivitive of the game you were playing, much so that it was a joke to the whole civ game in general. :)
coolbob9939 11 months ago
@coolbob9939 that's the purpose of this game isnt it? rewrite human history lol
rookiegenius 11 months ago
@coolbob9939 Don't forget about the Cybernetic Death Robot.
gaminkalv 11 months ago
@gaminkalv Indeed, I had. My apologies.
coolbob9939 11 months ago
@coolbob9939 hahaha I love this comment so much!
ffhaksf 10 months ago
@ffhaksf :)
coolbob9939 10 months ago
@coolbob9939 hahahha
watchman1066 8 months ago
@watchman1066 Glad you found it funny haha.
coolbob9939 8 months ago
@coolbob9939 LOL I enter the industrial age in 1000AD haha
Blink182slash 5 months ago
And thus the war in Afghanistan ended peacefully.
Nightweaver1 1 year ago 7
@Nightweaver1 dude that's so dark...
Marindo 1 year ago
@Nightweaver1 That war won't stop untill USA gets all the oil out of there, and starting to charge alot of fucking money for a bit, while they have allmost too much of that black gold.
Ever went to wikileaks ? ever seen the numbers of victims ?
Probebly not.. over 19000 innocent people died, and more then 4000 marine's. All because the usa gouvernment made you believe there are terrorist, while they are killing their own people ( 9/11 )
CAUSE THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK.. moslim or not, its MONEY
Insane0industry 1 year ago
@Nightweaver1 If only, and while we're at it; Iraq, Libya, Somalia, etc. Why not just take out the whole damned region lol The whole Middle East and North/North East Africa. Many future problems averted no?
Kyousuke687 11 months ago
@Kyousuke687 Let's nuke every Mideast country now and get it out of the way so the revolutions there don't spawn more Islamist fanatical bullshit.
Nightweaver1 11 months ago
Thats nice. Send your troops to commit suicide from radioactive poisioning. Hah
bakeretniesman 1 year ago
@bakeretniesman Robots aren't affected by radiation lol
NearDark87 1 year ago
@NearDark87 Robots?
bakeretniesman 1 year ago
is that city trying to be Bucharest the capital of Romania -.- ?...
iAllexS 1 year ago
It is a stupid game and only stupid people talk about its great features.
mrteemumilto 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer Oh please.
trivipesnipe 1 year ago
How can u make a nuke??
xXSnowySlopeXx 1 year ago
lol, why did a freaking airliner drop the nuke?
KGhaleon 1 year ago
@KGhaleon have u ever seen bomber?
iamastupidhead84 1 year ago
@KGhaleon
Thats a B-29 superfortress, the plane that dropped both atomic bombs on hiro and naga.
NavyfieldFanKoreta 1 year ago
@KGhaleon This is an atomic bomb. A nuclear missle flies on it's own.
MohSuck1254 10 months ago
can anyone help me out? one of my cities has built all possible buildings and there are no more available wonders to build. im just forced to keep building a shit load of units, i was just wondering if you HAVE to build something or can i avoid it?
JohnnySBP1996 1 year ago
@JohnnySBP1996 you can make it generate more gold or science points
smavey 1 year ago
each game takes half a day to finish lols. but damn is it fun
Pwnatsf 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer Whereas the rest of the world would rather the US invaded Japan conventionally, inevitably killing far more soldiers and civilians and causing far more destruction than two atomic bombs ever could.
MidgardEagle 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer yea twice when we first made it. We havnt even made the most powerful one either Russia did
cod5x 1 year ago
doesnt the game end at 2050?
TeamRedz 1 year ago
@TeamRedz You can continue playing afterwards if you are totally bloodthirsty, like me, and want every city to be under your wrath! Mwahahahahaha!!
tehpwnage1029 1 year ago
@TeamRedz In 2050 the player with the most points is declared to the winner if nobody won before but you can play as long as you want
MrRammsteinKicksAss 1 year ago
the nuke took only 1 defence point? WTF?
dAKarkoloAb 1 year ago
"It*s the, American way" :)
ty015ty 1 year ago
WTF where those walker things?!
Zachariahmiester 1 year ago
@Zachariahmiester they were Giant Death Robots.....seriously thats their name
mdogmilhouse91 1 year ago 8
Hiroshima.
Taylar94 1 year ago
oh god you just nuked the capital of Romania!
888dara888 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer god bless there evil hearts:)
sambingham2k10 1 year ago
kann man den radioaktiven fallout auch wieder beseitign? das problem hat ich bei civi 4, dass ich den fallout noch nich beseiting konnte und dann hab ich die welt in eine riesige wüste verwandelt =D
cr4zyb4sh3 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer only twice =P
RyanxMIke121 1 year ago
@RyanxMIke121 *cough* a day *cough* =P
SuperIGotHacked 1 year ago
why cant nuked cities just be destroyed, there should be nothing left!
fatty55521 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer ya but its ok cuz americas better than everyone else
SSgtAwesome 1 year ago
Ich ben ein Atombombe.
RedSoxForObama 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer America has dropped the only 2 atomic bombs ever actually used in war, in real life. This was before nuclear nonproliforation (sp?) treaties and the alternative was large scale invaision that probably would have cost more life than the nuclear weapons took.
swmaniac789 1 year ago 4
Yay!
Deutschland bombt jetzt auch! xD
Sry das musste jetzt raus. :P
pivotfreaky 1 year ago 2
@SSgtParmer too bad we really don't otherwise we wouldn't have global warming
and Metro 2033 would be real
aarontaylor94 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer Not for 60 years now?
pronumeral1446 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer it's illegal for America to set of nuke tests now. Besides congress is so afraid of everything they wouldn't do it. They are just there just in case the North Koreans get a hold some.
MASergeant13 1 year ago
Eh, I don't think we dropped an A-Bomb on Romania yet. Just Japan and uninhabited test grounds.
myez 1 year ago 3
@myez GO ROMANIA! lol i hope this doesnt happen
SasukeUchiha5756 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer this is what America did, in WW2, I am sorry to say but there are currently no nuclear warheads flying over a city nearby you.
WILLY8778 1 year ago
whoah multiple GDRS!!!!!!
TexicanSquirrel 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer and i wouldn't live anywhere else. any idea the benefits of globalization?
oXFalconXo 1 year ago
Defense level 64? What level were you playing on?
MrDarknessandDeath 1 year ago 58
just got the game, wanted to know which is better atomic bomb or nuclear missile?
TrueWillz 1 year ago
@TrueWillz Use your brain. Which would be better? The very first nuclear device or an improved thermonuclear device? |:
KravVolder 1 year ago
@KravVolder in real life i know the nuclear missile is better, but on the game its different. The atomic Bomb gets more range to hit, but the nuclear missile gets 2 less tiles than the atomic. There is no damage count for either weapon
TrueWillz 1 year ago
@TrueWillz Only partially correct. The Nuclear Missile has much higher power (100% death rate inside its explosion, it's capable of wiping cities off the map entirely, higher damage to cities when it doesn't 1 hit KO them), it only trades off 2 range. Which can be realistically explained by the fact that a large plane can fly further than a missile and to keep it from being an utter game breaker like ICBMs.
swmaniac789 1 year ago
@swmaniac789 are you sure you played the game? Ive nuked over 30 cities and none of them got wiped off the map. Also the Atomic and the Nuclear missile both take off around 10points to cities. And the lower the Cities points the lower the damage :S.
TrueWillz 1 year ago
@TrueWillz It might vary because of the random number generator; difficulty level. But at least according to the manual the Nuclear Missile is supposed to be more powerful; the only one that can destroy cities. It could also simply be a glitch. So far Civ V's shown to be full of them. Also: watch?v=J2EPChpdgHo&feature=related is a video of a nuclear missile wiping out a city. Missiles only totally blow away a city when the city is very weak.
swmaniac789 1 year ago
Hmmm that was a bit anti-climactic. Excellent game though (I haven't had it crash on me at all).
danc0nia 1 year ago
Holy shit, how many Giant Death Robots did you HAVE?! @.@
Mrpwnage2244 1 year ago
What game settings (Map-size-speed-quantity of civs and cities) were you using? Did your game ever crashed?
Nuke them all! xD
ssdarknight 1 year ago
@ssdarknight
I have now played the game through twice with no crashes at all. One bug though, if you start constructing a spaceship-part, and cancel it (for making it in another town) you can never make it again, so going to space is no more an option to end the game.
huulio 1 year ago