David Lynch - Quitting Smoking

[TheWeekendWolf]

this guy looks and sounds more like the SHAMWOW! guy then he does david lynch

[KapStuf]

This is the real David Lynch. The one who makes the synthpop and coffee is an imposter.

Escaped from a dream.

[SIN24U]

Oi look! The rating bar looks like a cigarette. Sort of.



[onetwoBias]

@SIN24U sorry no likes for you...

[mattresslut]

you trying to channel "Gordon", keep your day job!

[willystylee]

@mattresslut HELLO! I WAS WONDERING IF I MIGHT TROUBLE YOU FOR A CUP OF STRONG BLACK COFFEE AND IN THE PROCESS, ENGAGE YOU IN AN ANECDOTE OF NO SMALL AMUSEMENT.

[Aepotheosis]

nice try jim carrey 

[Fkingenigeiets]

dis nou poes

[a1staek]

Trevor Moore?

[ShopliftersUnite]

0:01 - 0:05 is very Lynch

[tcdevita]

Good



[JustSomePerson888]

"quitting smoking is easy, i do it everyday"

[jamesaellis]

He has actually stopped now! :D

[unwell333]

I don't quite know why, but Sir, you are a fucking genius.

[LudusVan]

how do you get your hair like that?

[JustSomePerson888]

@LudusVan - he probably uses a van de graff generator

[pepsimaxtony]

Nice one!

[mootbooxle]

I want some official Guam styrofoam! I quit smoking many years ago, but I'd still probably find a good use for some Guam styrofoam.

[jtull89]

Why can't I stop watching this?

[tichergeorge]

i honestly though it was a pillow 

[cybersphere]

Well, that was random

[MisterVanBuilderAss]

listan mangle, yuo look like a beauty & da geek reject, juss sayin

[LeSexisme]

Press for 3 repeatedly for some laughs

[Morahman7vnNo2]

Boy he sure has aged well over the years.

[Gisellegiselle1986]

as funny as toothache :P

[ZPSFILMS]

....god damn it...

[Telegummie]

Microwaves work with buttons, right ?

[matthewtaronno]

Bullshit, total fucking bullshit.

[SilentIvo]

@matthewtaronno What do you mean? Where you actually looking for a genuine way to quit smoking in this video?

[matthewtaronno]

@SilentIvo no. I am quoting the genius-- David Lynch.

[SilentIvo]

@matthewtaronno Oh, I see, I remember the quote. Sorry bout that.

[305nut]

That is david lynch, dumb.

[blind51de]

This needed a surprise cut to the Eraserhead baby at the end

[horrormovie77]

hahahahahahahaha! not david lynch hahaha lol

[HexBreath]

Microwaves Use sound radiation screaming at your food until the food out of fear cooks itself

[Swingin69s]

this guy is a kcufing genious.. why was i born in the 90s..

[rrgateway123]

awesome

[internetaddiction7]

Lovely :)

....I want that pine cone!! D:

[philbateman1989]

I would have left a comment flaming you if that wasn't actually a pretty damned good impersonation of Lynch :P

[JinxStudiosAndStuff]

Fuckin' microwaves, how do they work?

[stoffeboyei]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS. HILARIOUS.

[HLimmen]

I find myself quoting remarks from this video.

[superGmann100]

boring!!!!!



[sebsomm]

My short film makes you cream /watch?v=3_xR4udtmb8

[TheDSil]

Less scones, more panties.

[WAKMM]

do you ever wonder how microwaves work? i think about it all the time hahahahah

[AustinBeede]

Sounds more like Toby Radloff from American Splendor.

[666cornholio666]

That pine cone's fucking huge.

[juliabohemian]

Official Guam styrofoam.

[MajicAnimations]

I play with pine cones too...

[MEKON17]

i thought this was hilarious "i think about it all the time !" haa

[mikegrandal]

I'm sorry but this is nit artistic, it's just rambling random words. Microwaves are not that hard to figure out.

[SubconsciousGatherer]

Too much nudity.

[elroi92]

lol that was awesome. but I thought it actually was a lynch short film. <3

[BDPizzle321]

pretty good at imitating his voice but content isn't that funny. kinda dumb. nice try though.

[sammyh1982]

This was brilliant...104 dislikes already? Lynch fans are so petty and vindictive...must not mock our fearless leader...

[JinxStudiosAndStuff]

FUCKIN MICROWAVES, HOW DO THEY WORK?

[Rahheemme]

What you need to do is pretend that everything you're doing makes complete sense in your head AND that you don't really understand why anyone would find it confusing in the first place. Now THAT'S a David Lynch impression

[designerxvoodoo]

Is he from Minnesota originally? This made me laugh since I'm trying to quit smoking..currently swearing by freshmint tic tacs!

[greenman13131313]

wow. You're really not very clever or funny. Get a job, dipshit.

[elipoop123]

@greenman13131313

I thought it was funny. David lynch is one of my favorite directors too.

[OnlySeanJohn]

Trust me... it's more fun than it looks.

[angrysamoans92]

heheh this is funny i enjoyed it

[JamesPTobin]

This is hilarious and brilliant!

[fathermckenzie1]

the way you said "GUAM" is just perfect

[sharaim]

oh my goodness i love that this comes up as the what to watch next window that comes up after my video. I LOVE that!

[RACKHAM1111]

I went through the hassle of signing up to you tube purely to point our that you are a complete twat and totally un- funny.

[RACKHAM1111]

I went through the hassle of sigining up to you tube purely to point our that you are a complete twat and totally un- funny.

[jen666777]

@RACKHAM1111 lololll twat :)

[charliesmovies1234]

hahahahahahaha i get to play with a pine cone for five minutes... and i just look at it

[EliyNeverhood]

will you marry me?

[kingbeefee]

I'm from Guam LOL.

[Isaiah6517]

I bet David watches these. 

[mommakitt]

I bet Lynch would like this. :)

[tvearls]

I quit smoking by wearing styrofoam on my ears sent to me from a friend in guam...whats funny about that

[Elborl]

@tvearls "...it's official guam styrofoam" is what's funny about it.

[notsoseriousanymore]

you don't look like him, but you sure as hell sound like him!

[iamnothowardhues]

This is so awesome. Obviously done lovingly with a great sense of humor. Cheers!

[lspcrash]

Nicely done. Just enough randomness without seeming like you were trying too hard.

[sean57]

i like your videos guys, keep em coming!

[InsomStudios]

thanks!

[basehead617]

wow he really does sound like him here

[Vidhole]

you kinda look like bob dylan

[PsyPhiRevolution]

I love David Lynch and this is AWESOME!

[TheDano1947]

HAR HAR Real funny!!!!

[GhibliFan1]

That is one of the funniest youtube videos I've ever seen. LOL...I close my eyes and it IS David Lynch. The man is an enigma. Die Antwoord, the South African hip-hop band, visited him on their recent visit to the US, as Ninja is a HUGE fan of Lynch...Ninja said he was smoking cigarettes that had "no smell whatsoever"...but he never enquired. Ninja just asked if he could touch his face to see if he was real, and Mr Lynch duly obliged.

[GGiblet]

Official.Guam.Styrofoam.

[Subfightr]

lol you are brilliant!

[Danyukhin]

Agent Cooper?

[soklamon]

That's nonsense to get some attention from other people's fans... bad acting bad humor

[dullath]

@soklamon oh, lighten up. it's funny

[GhibliFan1]

@soklamon

Someone needs to grow a sense of humour....I'm a DL fan and this is hilarious.

[SpikeLee3000]

Dan Aykroyd?

[gardgia]

The Lynch and Crispin Glover series apart, I think this is one of your best stuff.

[hazirafel]

i'm a fan of Lynch and this is spot on and so funny:

LOL!

[McLeod54]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheboiwhocouldfLY]

THE LAST QUESTION IS WHAT MAKES IT CLASSIC.

[joealanouf]

that dot man?

[frenkmelk]

nice touch of choosing GUAM as a lynchified-inflected word.

[75791]

I just traced back the DL videos and forgot about this one! It's one of my favorites lol!

[ClickCreations]

Wow man...you are spot on...what an amazing impersonation...really!

[waarde2]

Even if it is funny or not, he's just doing his own thing. Even if that's based on something else. And I think that's ultimately what David Lynch and his movies were about.

If you say this has nothing to do with David Lynch or if it isn't funny then he still did a good job.

[thirdbrotherIchy]

sry guys, but in my opinion this is just unfunny.

[DoNotBeHighandMighty]

I love David Lynch(one of the, if not the coolest person alive) but I have to admit this was hilarious.

[over18]

LOL. I love Lynch, but damn, this is brilliant.

[wireshrub]

lampooning weirdos is always funny

[medusastudios]

very, very good

[TheLosthigh]

funny as fuck like "the whitest kids you know"

[Chigises]

jajaja i love david lynch

[EditMonsterKurt]

love it

[EditMonsterKurt]

Nice.. love it

[rdlssmd]

There is so much pathetic garbage on youtube, but this is actually very, very good. Thanks.

[stegosweetandsaur]

ahaahaha!

[stegosweetandsaur]

ahaahaha!

[C6H12O6sugar]

Fantastic parody.

[PorkchopCupcake]

I like David Lynch films, and you just did what is perhaps the most hilarious impression of him I've ever seen.

[bavwill]

I'll try that now! Very good.

[codeastronomer]

lol... that's a great impression :D

I love David Lynch... he's a genius

[vargstrande]

Why is your hair so colorful grandma?

[BenMcCormack91]

This video offends me. Not really for any particular reason. I just find that YouTube is a good place for me to tell people that I'm offended.

I have lots of opinions. Aren't you just waiting to hear them?

[interfacesoul]

haha great impersonation

[Nautiluss]

haha this is definitely for those thinking people out there

[lobsterno12]

damn it, i believed that was really a young david lynch far longer than is appropriate

[lainiwakura]

Wow, that's so perfect!

[rusle1]

haha shit i thot this was david lynch for the first like 15 seconds it sounds exactly like him

[Chakan]

Lol. Nice David Lynch impression.

[b00ndic00t]

@Chakan this fukwitis the biggest gombeen i've ever seen what a prattt hahahaand you put yourself on youtube for all to see hahahaha what pathetic joke you are

[Mullahgrrl]

@Chakan The curtains are a bit off.

[TheAgwoodliffe]

@Mullahgrrl More like the gloves are off

[hyperfocus]

"Every hour I go without a cigarette, I can play with a pine cone". LOL...so funny. Lynch is the king of non-sequitors.

[ktswitz]

SPOT ON.

soo amusing!

[gex581990]

LOL

[coolhandchris3]

good one. take it easy with all the rude people who take it too seriously.

[gaurav1221]

hey ma you're a fucking idiot peice of shit.. you know why.. because you fucking are trying to diss a legendary filmmaker.. you're a fucking dick.. (in my opinion)

[mattiadavinci]

wow really nice opinion...

[gaurav1221]

haha thanks

[mattiadavinci]

You are welcome. I don't mean to be rude, my comment was sarcastic, not a compliment.

[gaurav1221]

i know but i thought it was funny and i was being sarcastic in my "thanks" as well

[Dilapsor]

Wasn't this chapter 3 in "Catching the Big Fish"?

[Avinashl]

hahaha good job

[astoria791]

omg that's funny. and i actually like david lynch but he's just like that.

[morbeck]

I think you are adorable and very funny

[mradamcooley]

worst thing i've ever seen on youtube...

[lukaswisniewski]

cretin

[TheGelment]

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!

[ILuvMongoose]

This is fucking hilarious

[ypkymtf]

You know, this looks like it could actually work.

[shaunathesailor]

Beautiful.

[FunBoy15]

this is quite funny lol

[johnstangg]

terrible impression

[PeckerwoodCracker]

Awesome.

[BSODBSODBSOD]

old stolen imitation is old stolen imitation.

[Ceb773]

fail

[chrissphinx]

Hey, aren't you kind of imitating a really stale, retarded and unsuccessful troll?

Yeah, you are, gtfo of the internet, newb.

[BSODBSODBSOD]

suck my fucking ass, this is clearly a poor rip-off of someone else's video. internet moar.

[BSODBSODBSOD]

you responded, didn't you nigger? Yeah, you are.

[TheHerbertBennett]

can i ask if have had just goatherd this information on David just threw interviews that are publicly out there or if you have meet him?

its very funny and also have you heard back from him about them

[ragnarok9000]

OOO! I see what you did there :D

[vincentxp40]

I like that this helps to blur the line between Gordon on Twin Peaks and David Lynch himself (who are barely separate anyway).

[quillber]

really funny... haha

[Cwinski]

fucking dumb ass!!!!

[Power2theFlyingV]

aahhh fuck man thats just fuckin hilarious lol.

[Koozooz]

crap

[ZombieGrinder]

Hilarious. :D

[fundy76]

nice!

[racsonam]

lol

[kassadaga]

Do you ever wonder how microwaves work? I think about it all the time!

[djbethell]

I did the styrofoam method. It don't work,

D x

[Mullahgrrl]

Did you have a pine cone?

[djbethell]

Oh shit, is that where I went wrong?

[0cujo0]

Many parts are edible

Thank You Euel Gibbons...lol

[zapjaste]

I love you

[KenshinSephiroth666]

I wonder what kind of face David Lynch would make if he saw these videos! ._.

[Mullahgrrl]

He doesn't really have that many faces.

[Warlockforsale]

David Lynch gone cold turkey

[Rogbab]

who is this guy????

I love david lynch so much, and this guy is funny, I like the way he speaks,

and about the problem solver , that is actually right, david lynch kinna do the same thing, and what is great about him is that it really WORKS ...

so cool man!!!!

[Judezki]

Mr. Lynch is amazing, and you are too! Great videos man