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  • GO Y'ALL!!! I also love the music during the descriptions, can anyone confirm if Ashens was the composer of it.

  • Squirrelking would be proud

  • There is a link to view in English above the video

  • 4:45 DRIVE STRAIGHT INTO THE MOUNTAIN! GO Y'ALL!

  • What the hell? O.o That's some Chinese translation errors.

  • Interlard Black Gang.

  • I remember the legendary battles of Ferrairi and MacLaren!

  • Me, to girlfriend: "Hurry up, and go to touch it!"

    Her: "Why are you making that voice?"

  • Damn it that batter was in place for a reason!

  • But... a cowry is a small sea snail

  • 1:51 epic run!

  • 1:51 epic run!

  • this made my life.

  • Why aren't these on MobyGames yet?

  • 3,2,1! GO YO

  • I always thought Duck Man was a far superior Leader Of The Justice compared to Nanny. Ever since he take action against the Evil he has neglected XX City and now the Moly Brothers and Black Gang control everything, I hate it very much.

  • I think Michael Bay is going to steal these storylines.

  • The earth was attached by exotic.

  • Hurry up, and go to touch it!

  • They... Did... But...

    "Doctar, attend in the scanner room, pleeease" comes to mind.

  • Oh my goodness, they stole a track from Bullfrog's Theme Hospital @ 00:30!

  • The Penguin one made me laugh very loudly and uncontrollably for several minutes. It still does to this day.

  • Feichuan VII tells the story about Feichuan VI! XD

  • "Bran new"? These racing cars must be full of roughage!

  • I have to say, most of these games don't look half-bad. The music on the Dinosaur one and Popper is brilliant, and is that a voice sample on Supermotor?

  • is racing-ar where they instain mother?

  • The music in Penguin is definitely stolen, but does anyone know where it's from?

  • Some time ago.. I interlard black gang... I was never the same

  • @jaysteels Once you interlard Black, you never go back.

  • Running of Penguin...it's like the Running of the Bulls, but shit

  • Game King

    In a world were are lots consoles, the Game King must fight for the position in the place there are winers. The Game King travels in worlds that as other consoles that the Game King must win to. The Game King battles with enemy console that got a treasure of stones and peerls. Them, the Game King is too race too other consoles that living in XX year, while avoiding ifnever other consoles.

    Can the Game King win and be the first in run ups of winers? If you races fan then racing is King!

  • @100Modem You, sir, just rocked my world.

  • Williams, Renault, Jordan, etc. lol

  • Those damn exotic are to blame for everything!

  • I don't mean to copy Delicoms' Top Comment, but i lol'd so hard when it said "3, 2, 1, GO Y'ALL!"

  • POPPER! such an epic name saying it makes me feel powerful

  • Stories with twisting plots and unexpected endings, they're all here.

    A side note, my cousin would actually spell like this! And he's a freshman in HS!

  • DUCK MAN!!!

  • 0:30

    As the AVGN would say, that's one gymnastic raptor.

  • 0:10 - He made the mistake again of calling it Dino Adventure Island! It's Dino Adventure Legend!

  • 4:11 is Tetris! The version released by Tengen! It sounds just like the music on the title screen of TETRIS: The Soviet Mind Game!

    (As an aside, EVERYONE who likes Tetris MUST play the Tengen NES version!)

  • omg lulll have you been to the south pole

  • wit the stories for the games you expect something good...not shit :3

  • Popper uses a theme from the Tengen version of Tetris (NES)!

  • The only way they can create games like this is if they have a beer by their side. I mean come on " happy killer " my ****

  • I am going to interlard...YOUR FAAACE! XD

  • I've interlarded several black gangs.

  • i hate power ade!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Are you ready? Let go!

  • @BenjaminGoose Hurry up and go to touch it

  • i yo loking fawad towtering thit vivo as of redicloos readingsof teh man ashnes because of being exited of the watering of thits viveo i wat tho tancks you ashnes fore macing theis vive fore the yotub comunitay the be of waterig tho viveo

  • haha:) Dino Adventure Island's first level design is the EXACT same as Super Mario Bros.

  • Is the beginning Metroid music...?

  • Isn't the penguin game a rip off of arctic adventure for the MSX?

  • I recognize the music from popper

  • "He interlard black gang"

  • I recognise the music from the dino game at the start... that's bugging me now.

  • @Hal648 It's music from Theme Hospital, the thieves....

  • @andymcefff Thank you!

  • awesome

  • Black gang..?

  • Poor soul, You still called it Dino Adventure ISLAND.. this crap truly hurts the brain.

  • lol antarctic adventure

  • XD Those Chinese and their rasism towards African Americans.

  • 0:08 dino adventure LEGEND

  • Q is a dinossaur? somebody tell bond.

  • the feichuan 7 and super motor was the funniest parts ever

  • I WANNA TOUCH THE PENGUINS!

  • A cowry is a type of sea snail; his father left him a snail? xD

  • are you ready, let go(of this crappy console)!

  • omg i fucking love the game descriptons xD

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  • I never knew that Q was a dinosaur....poor James Bond

  • i'm watching this on a xx month xx date....

  • @psychonaut25 and of corse i'm in xx city

  • Is that Dino adventure music from Theme hopital?. Wow, putting music from an awful game onto a worse game...

  • @RenaissanceCrab DIIIIIIIIIE. TH is an all time classic!

  • HOW IS ALL OF THIS HAPPENING NEAR THE SAME MOUNTAIN!?

  • Penguin was the best one! Thumbs up if you touched penguin! :)

  • skip to 4:43

  • Ares=arse

  • INTERLARD-The new style of lyphosuction

  • POPPER has music from unlicensed Tetris by Tengen :)

  • Isn't that music from Theme Hospital?

  • @OhFishyFish

    Woah. Talk about nostalgia.

  • So what's worse? The rather bad games or the rather bad game descriptions?

  • From the look of it, my TI-84 has a higher-resolution screen.

  • If Nes is 8 bit this is 1/2 bit

  • that Penguin game is the same as Konami's Antarctic Adventure.

  • HURRY UP! GO TO TOUCH IT!

  • Ashens makes horrid games sound exiting.

  • Popper: Tetris music.

  • If nes is 8 bit, this is 2 bit

  • I wonder if the people who write these descriptions actually finished high school.

  • @RainYamamotoTakeshi It's just Google Translated from Chinese.

  • @kemi242 Lol wow. xD

  • I interlard Tiger with my excellent fight technical.

  • Black Gang? Damn those Chinese, stereotyping everyone.

  • It's a penguin... I MUST go and TOUCH IT!!!

  • Run to touch XX city and mysterious duckman had been stolen by the exotic between earth with extra terranit and the evil strenght turn strong so nanny takes action to save supermoter in his ferraie fans are you ready! 3 2 1 GO YALL

  • yay I got a top rated comment

  • 4:15 nes tetris :D

  • As a British guy, you know that "Renault" is pronounced "Ren-o" whereas most Americans would pronounce it "Ren-alt."

  • Let's somehow fit all the games together!

    Dinosaur named Q lost the connection with the other dinosaurs. With a map and compasson hand, he control the vehicle world with a MacLaren motorcade and surpass Ferrairi.With vivid feeling in theworld of racing cycle, he experiences the stimulus of car racing and breaks the batter between the earth and the exotic. Then he watches the penguin running, and goes to touch it. Then he aids Xiaole in fighting the many villains in unknown country.

  • This is just hysterical

  • Three Two One GO Y'ALL!

  • mother: where do you want to go on holiday this year son?

    son: i want to go to the south pole and touch running penguins.

    mother: you were playing the game king again weren't you. i told you no more touching up penguins

  • ares looks cool

  • Happy Killer..? Japan, you baffle me even more

  • In XX city...

  • Alot of animal molesting going on here.

  • "Black Gang" oh that's racist

  • OMG Duck Man sounds like a Mega Man Parody xD OMG

  • THE LAST GAMING IS RACISM!

    .

    .

    you may see im speaking in game king language

  • Dino Adventure Island's tune is not a ripoff of Theme Hospital...

    ...honest!

    / GameKing Employee

  • "Black gang commit all the crime"? Am I the only one who finds that a little bit racist?

  • GO YA'LL!

  • It's time to interlard the Black Gang.

  • the description of penguin: go to touch running penguins!! what kind of a name is Duck Man

  • DUCK MAN!

  • Anybody notice how the background music sounds like That starlight something stage ( i forgot and I'm too lazy to figure out what it is) from Sonic Colors?

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  • lmafo, the chinese are so pathetic

  • Fucking brilliant...

  • Hi score! 160

  • Omg! penguins cant even fly! lol

  • 0:28, The candlyfloss theme :)

  • My reaction at 0:28 - Hang about, that music's from Theme Hospital! O_o

  • @Velocityangel fuck i knew i had heard it before.

  • So much poor english in one video.

  • Does anybody know what the dramatic song is and where I can get a hold of it?

  • OMG faichuan is the arcade shm'up game: Raiden.... WTF

  • i've fought extra-terrainnit...... i Zerg rushed

  • the music in fichuan 7 (or 6) is kind of catchy!!

  • 3:47 game over from adventure island

    4:10 bradinski from tengen tetris

    

  • Hurry up, and go to touch it!

    Me (in my best Clone Trooper impression): Yes Sir! Right away Sir!

  • the first one has music from theme hospital! awesome!

  • I honestly thought I'd never laugh so much at somebody saying the word 'penguin'

  • GO YALL!

  • i about spit my drink out when he said "on double x month on double x date, 2 triple x..." im like wtf is this, a math formula?

  • Dino Adventure Legend - Super Mario F-1 2004 Racing - F-1 Race Ares - Star Force Penguin - Tux Racer Happy Killer - Lode Runner Duck Man - Darkwing Duck Feichuan VII - Deimos Rising Popper - Bomberman 2 Supermotor - Mach Rider Street Hero - Double Dragon Boy, They rip off everything, don't they?
  • @iBagel1 You think that's funny? I have Google Translator, and I translated a Japanese Hamtaro episode list on Hamutaro.com, and episode 280 (the accurate translation is "Gelato! Chestnut Army!" or "Gelato's Chestnut Army!") but Google translated it to "Perone Tottoko! Boring fried alien". "Tottoko" is in most of the names, as as it's part of the show's Japanese name, Tottoko Hamutaro, which means literally "Trotting Hamtaro", but the "Boring fried alien" gave me a laugh, I'll tell you what.

  • Why does Dino island thing have the music from Theme Hospital :L

  • GoOOoo!! YALL!

  • Do the creators of Game King have a mountain fetish or something?

  • Hurry up, and go to touch it

    I'm sorry, but that is just hilarious! I kept playing it over and over!

  • F-1 2004 and Supermotor are both ripoffs of Hang On :P.

    Also, the penguin stuff... it's just wrong.

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  • Hurry up and touch the penguin.

  • Extra terrain, innit?

  • seen far worse/

  • 0:28 stolen theme hospital music?

    Naughty naughty game king!

  • I was just expecting him to say "This sucks" when he was playing the games

  • so dramatic about the descriptions, then the games kinda squash that, adding immense amount of humor

  • that 1st game's music sounds like a sped up version of one of Theme Hospital's ingame music

  • steve dude, you seriously make the best blazing videos

  • Why is everything on youtube for me in Russian?

  • Ares(Ah-Rez) is the ancient son of Zeus and Hera and also the God of war and carnage...A title most befitting the glorious game

  • hurry up and go touch it?

  • Okay. Supermotor has got to be the worst one yet. I could at least understand what was going on in all the other ones. "If you are a crazy racing fans, let's enjoy the racing! If not, let's join in firstly!" What the hell does that last sentence even mean? If I am not a crazy racing fan, wouldn't that mean I would not want to join in firstly?

  • @ThinkTink606432

    Dude, don't make me send my friend Tiger after you. He'll interlard your face with his excellent fight technical!

  • @VicViper001 Lol. Would love to see that, maybe then I could understand what the fuck that means.

  • @ThinkTink606432 Go to his site. The stuff is in such bad english because it is some crap translation of chinese, I think. Are you American? Ashens is awsome because he is BRITISH!! Hehe...

  • @KittyPingo I have visited his site. I love Ashens, and yes I am american. Yes British people are awesome!

  • @ThinkTink606432 To be honest, I hate being British... that is not entirely true... I'm half Australian. Though I like the way you think!!! :)

  • @KittyPingo What do you hate exactly about being British?

  • AND THEN JOHN FREEMAN PICK UP WEPON

  • reminds me of theme hospital :D

  • @DeadkidNeku that's because the music is the same, i think... in one of them... :)

  • 3,2,1 go yall XD

  • its funny cause nannys sister is honny

  • I'm a crazy fans of racing-ar, so I will push out my bran-new racing car, take action and go to experiencethe stimulus of car racing.

  • There used to be this adult Nickelodeon-type cartoon called Duckman...

  • this one cracks me up

  • I cracked up on the penguin one.

  • Duckman looked more like a pig.

  • The music from Dinosaur Adventure Island is from Theme Hospital! Awesome!

  • Nanny from Popper looks like a flower...

  • THE EARTH WAS ATTACHED BY EXOTIC! OH GOD DAMMIT! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

  • In the next Halo game, You will be fighting against hordes of Extra-Terrainnit.