Superbad (I will steal the alcohol scene)

[gohabs1119]

Enjoy your remaining years!

[wtross]

I never had a choice either, Seth.

[MrFourMort]

1:38 LOL

[nomonotonous]

enjoy fucking jules.. i will!

[Harl3yH3arts]

":O...That would be LOVELY"

D'OH Seth <3

[jamesmilos]

Why didn't they just get Mike Snyder to get them booze?

[kk6downing]

80 dollar bill hahahaa

[iloveambermckay]

lol "enjoy fucking jules.. I WILL!!" wheres all the stolen liquor did you hide it up ur butt hahahah

[MrSoAwesomness]

"Thank ya Seth..." "Hey...Thank you..." *Double-High Five*

[HexGameplay]

Good luck with your remaining years, good luck fucking jewels, I WILL :)

[TheAlanaitor]

dont do it kid ........ i never had a choice!

[Nanotech92]

Enjoy your remaining years!

[bobdolesux321]

who knows, they have a lot of "outrageous" characters in this movie. the world is full of fascinating and interesting people. plus, she was old. you know how they can be. (;

[erick308058]

8 people didnt get to steal the liquor

[aplayaz2000]

he didn't need the "i will"

[bobdolesux321]

@aplayaz2000 explain.

[aplayaz2000]

@bobdolesux321 well

when she first saids "enjoy fucking jules" she goes out of her character and just reaches the outrageous point

and you can just finish that shot off

[MrSoAwesomness]

@aplayaz2000 And you didnt need to comment on this video...

[aplayaz2000]

@MrSoAwesomness yea ur mom didnt need to either

[XsupadumbassX]

McLovn!

[kneecole1234]

"that'll be 80 dollars"

"oh, okay.. Shaw"

[bobdolesux321]

I never had a choice...

[hayesy25]

hope piggy can run...

[nuahsx]

why does this vid have ads?

[TheSmilingDoobster]

ohh piggy can runnn :D

[DeeNificent80]

F__king Crisp $80!!! LMAO (Falls out chair)

[NoNoDigUpStupid]

LOL the $80 bill. classic

[alexmacabees14]

thumbs up for Mike Snyder's I.D.

[storminmoerman]

2:07 is so money.

[VoodooMonarch]

"You fucking killed her!"

*bottle then somehow rolls back to the security*

[sfark123]

8 people don't know the joys of high school

[lovelikerazorblade]

man I wish I got high fived every time I bought liquor!

[keebe2006]

@ops580

if only it was that easy lol

[xoheartsbaby]

you fucking killed her!!!!!!!

[Grijalva1852]

that would be lovellyyyy

[CookieFoxz15]

$80 :D

[Nanotech92]

Enjoy your remaining years!

I will! Enjoy fucking Jewls.

I WILL!!!

[titus2202]

Hope piggy can ruuun

[bigjoe454]

"That would be lovelyyyy."

[toddybecool]

"Have fun fucking Jules "

"I WILL"

Lol

[GMen129]

"ssssshut the fuck up man"

[XXXrockinnewsXXX]

"hope piggy can run" lololo

[mitchellymt1]

@XXXrockinnewsXXX LOL

[Beastmonkey]

Please fix the aspect ratio

[airsoftsneaker67]

fucking killed her!!! lol

[SnowKid32]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SCENE!!!! xDDD

[amh950]

THAT WOULD BE LOVELY!

[kittyxcat8D]

YOU FUCKING KILLED HER!

[blewidescorpio]

@kittyxcat8D Yeah, I Watched The Video So I Know What The Fuck Was Said

[kittyxcat8D]

@blewidescorpio lol okaay.

[spencergoldman]

"a quote from the fucking video you just watched"

[MrUser23456]

@spencergoldman I don't remember that one.

[markitox91]

@spencergoldman I tell you how stupid you are for quoting a shit I just watched and for ruining that quote for the rest of my fucking life ARE YOU HAPPY!? HUH!?!? ARE YOU!!¡?!¡? GOD DAMMIT!!!11

[sikokiller12]

wtf an 80 dollar note? lol

[Y0mAMa5957]

"YOU CERTAINLY ARE! THAT"LL BE $80!"

"Oh ok, cha, thank you kindly, will that do?"

"Certainly will, thank you Seth."

"Hey, Thank You!"

*Gives high five*

hahaha gold

[Buddyredale]

Hey my name's seth.......oh fuck

[ThePistons4life]

lmao@the 80 dollar bill

[bbfreak101]

"Hope piggy can ruuunnn"

[TheCynderwolf]

The funny fat guy with the Afro is funny. I tink we all acknowledged that when we saw this scene?

[strangereveryday]

"Enjoy your remaining years"

"Enjoy fucking Jules"

"I WILL"

[uuhlawl]

hope piggy can ruuuun

[deansacco]

"would you like me to buy you.... alcohooool?!?!"

[HotFuzzMel]

you fucking killed her!

[HardcoreBarbie666]

i fuckin love this movie:)

lols myyyy favoouuuriiiteeeeeeee

[Ventus529]

Dont do it kid

never had a choice

PAUL BLART FTW

[Hem2Fiction]

press 6 for the best part

[KemptKidd]

1:41

[Whydontyousuckmyball]

take the vest off u look like aladin :D

[orton1996]

MultiAREE

heyy yu wanna sux balls&choke on themm insted of bein a bitch:)

kayy thnx:D

[orton1996]

Seth:would yu wnt muh to help yu wit yourr groc.

Old Lady:that would be lovelyy.

Old Lady:would you ;ike muh to buy u licker.

Seth:THAT WOULD BE LOVELYY!

*SECONDS LATER*

Seth:enjoy your remainding years

Old Lady: i will

Old Lady: enjoy fuckin jules.

Selth: IWILL!:)

LMFAOOO!

[MultiAREE]

@orton1996 Yeah wanna come up with something on your own, rather than quote like the whole fucking video?

[oliviyo2]

@orton1996 be nice if you could fucking spell too

[berzerk4]

I just love how the music cuts out from the dramatic moment when he gets cut lool

[turkeysandwich11]

"YOUFUCKINKILLEDHER!"

[gokory]

woah Paul Blart got demoted to Grocery Store Cop????

[StraightOuttaDC]

Ads are killing youtube.

[cruz3200]

@StraightOuttaDC They Certainly are

[Jamerz0369]

that would be LOVELY!

[qwertykyle666]

Fogle shut the fuck up, and take that vest off you look like Aladdin.

[Ventus529]

So whos on the "80" dollar bill?

[Ventus529]

Don't do it kid.

I never had a choice.

*throws vodka* paul blart catches it* *throws it back,hits old lady*

FUCKING KILLED HER!!!

*bottle breaks*

NOO!!!!

*constipates*

[StraightOuttaDC]

This has got to be some of the funniest shit I've seen in my life. Quite a pothead film.

[SoCalgrl24]

"Wheres all the stolen liquor Danny Ocean, did you hide it up your butt?"

[ohbamse]

do i sence a little cartman in Johan Hill, in this movie? xD

[jimmy93212]

certainly will

[KarelProject]

best part of the movie, i watched the movie for this!

[boafshow]

I love how he has an $80 bill ready to go,lol.............Enjoy your remaining years

[clrodgers95]

I'll get the liqour Mike snider i.ds always work so will mine man. MIKE SNIDERS I.D DOESNT HAVE ONE FUCKIN NAME ON IT LOL

[blackesteyes13]

Hope piggie can ruuuuuuun......

[samater16]

I love how he walks out pissed after getting cut.

[toontown633]

LOLOLOL 2:05

[lordslaya]

lmfao irl this is all just genious (L) <3<3<3

[elChuy920]

I can't even decide witch one is funnier

[Sabotaz80xx]

"PISS OFF I was gonna do it but there was a security breach" LOLOLOLOLOL

[pezza2100]

hahah smack right on the senile old bitch's head !

[MegaSupercat123]

i never had a choice... LOLOLOLOL

[Trinitysx]

This is fucking hilarious 

[JoserRocksDawg]

Security: Don't do it kid.

Seth: I never had a Choice...

[JoserRocksDawg]

0:45

"Hope Piggy can run." xD

[MrJessejames03]

Best fucking part in whole movie I laugh evr fucking time

[misterhoobomaster]

This movie is superbad THEN I MEAN AWWEEEEESOME!!!!

[thejaygoon6]

-How old r u?

-22

-U certainly Are!!

ROTFL

[xDemonxAngel28]

LOL @ 80 Dollar Bill (No Such Thing As 80 Dollar Bills) Pause At 1:16

[GloBuSeKK]

I WILL! BUAHAHAHAHA

[flamingsorcery]

lol at 2:19

old lady getting hit haha

[VegaManX7]

Don't do it kid....

I Never had a choice...

[JosephDBarone]

You fucking killed her!

[blizzy00]

" I was GOING to do it, but there was a security breach! "

One security guard, just standing around....

xD

[Tunerslug360isduhman]

5 people got their throats slit by the hispanic security gaurd

[KillBiill59]

"Enjoy fucking Jules!"

"-i WILL!"

[thaboss32]

@KillBiill59 enjoy your remaining years

[ChibiKitteh221]

@KillBiill59 oh dude you sooo stole my line!

[finalflameKorisky]

if only...

[psychofire23]

he had a... no, THREE Scrubs fantasy moments

[potatoluver5]

"enjoy fucking Jewels." "i WILL" xD

[ABCDEFGHIJKLMN01231]

"Hope Piggy can ruuuunnnn" LOOOL

[arie78]

i never had a choice hahahhahha

[SirBearization]

''Enjoy fucking Jules!''

[cat3436]

would you like to buy you alcohol ...enjoy fucking jules !!!!! LOL

[cat3436]

80 Dollars bill LOL 

[cat3436]

yeahh you certainly are !!!!! LOL

[zamillion135]

I cant stop watching this part..

[14marshl]

That would be lovely! HAHA

[HellsAngelsofNC]

"I never had a choice" *throws the bottle as it breaks then picks up the broken glass and slits seths throat open* LOL

[SPAZmatik843]

the best part is when he catches it and throws it right back lmao!! and he spazzzes out when he throws it too lol.

[JustRandom1257]

he cuts someones throat because they pick up vodka WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS

[mrxd17]

"would you like me to buy you alcohol?"

[rolkypaul123]

don't do it kid. i never had a choice

[narniafreak26]

"Fogell, shut the fuck up and take off your vest, you look like Aladdin."

[ftownsk8]

best fucking scene in the movie!!! hands down

[BRees94]

"Fogle shut the fuck up, and take off your vest you look like Aladdin" LOL 

[AssyrianBeast357]

puls out an 80 dollar bill lmao

[narutofroever]

enjoy your remaining years, i will, enjoy fucking jewls, i will! LMAO!

[xylenol15]

This was the only scene I really enjoyed in the entire movie.

[vanhalenforever100]

i like it where slit his throught with the bottle

[shootthekitty]

"Would you like me to buy you alcohol?"

"That would be lovely!"

"Enjoy your remaining years"

"I will. Enjoy fucking Jules!"

"I will!"

lmfao!

[fisher7045]

i love the double five in this scene. hahaha

[AK49ERFAN]

hope piggy can run lol

[cubbies1368]

80 dollars :D

[KurtAngleRox]

ROFL! You fucking killed her!

[NYR10]

lmafoa where all your licker up ur butt

[RossTheHick]

"Fuckin Killed Her!!!!!!!"

[PettusCole]

2:37 - 2:42

Mclovin lmao

[antmfangirl]

-Don't do it kid...

-I never had a choice

Love it! So dramatic =D

[MegaFuller]

Fogel Shut the fuck up and take off your vest you look like alladin lol

[jadenjaden]

@MegaFuller HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahah­ahahahahah i died laughing right there

[dukebielak]

You look like Aladin. LOLZ

[iStopMotion63]

Whoever disliked this video is retarded.

[knicksfan95]

enjoy your remanding years!!!

[bballfan1021]

80 dollar bill haha

[iStopMotion63]

This is my favorite part, this or the period leg...

[cfmf1]

lmao 1:44-1:50 hahha

[thedevilinmini]

2:27 LOL so fake it hurts xD

[JammyFitzer]

I never had a choice....

[TKD110]

Enjoy fucking Jules!

I WILL!

[TheHardyzfan87]

$80 bill lol

[MrNoob0305]

@TheHardyzfan87 I know!

[SpendMaDoughOnNoHo]

"Take off the vest you look like aladdin .." Will i guess not only fogle need glasses and few slaps on the head

[rainhammer9191]

hope piggy can ruuun

[jrc01718]

eighty dollar bill XD lmao

[TheGreatVY]

"Take off your vest, You look like Aladdin!"

[dlogan93]

*cha* thank you kindly!

[RingKingCube]

the whole thing is funny. from start to begging. not just this scene. the whole movie.

[burtonxboarder]

@RingKingCube no way dude

[radioheadinc]

hope piggy can run....

[FSU348]

'hope piggy can runnnnn'....LMAO

[jimbocorrigan94]

LMFAO when the security guy throws the bottle at the granny :D

[Zigelhh07]

that would be LOOOOOOVELY!

[Soljenta91]

Michael Cera's quotes are just hilarious

[CaucusFlow]

take off your vest, you look like Aladdin

[oliverc432]

@CaucusFlow oh aladdin! i thought he said "a latin"

[moviefannnnnn]

"enjoy fucking jules" lol. funny shit

[Griffo619]

one of the best scenes in the film

[FHSWarrior24]

that would be LOVELY! lol

[stopplimertime]

I never had a choice......

[CheesiePoofs41]

thank you kindly

[tawil89]

hope piggie can run..