Costco's RED PHONE! (6/24/09-112)

[wildredrose99]

I LOVE WATCHING THE OLDER VLOGS! They always cheer me up!!

[SeNuRiiMuNcHCoOkIeS]

"Who's steve" LMFAOOOOO THAT SONG is disgusting I'll john is saying skeet skeet skeet aka (c*m)

[enriqueisawsome]

Is that the costco in canoga park cuz that looks like the costco in canoga park, los angeles i was there today and the freezer/fruit place was really cold

[phoebebrap0]

the song played in the car is the song on need for speed. - yall don't care.

[omgitseveyy]

240p we meet again

[singaporeactually]

just the beginning of Princesstard ruling the world ;-) sooo cute!

[erikabaird1]

Can you see my breath?? Are my nipples getting hard? BA HA HA

[HollyCaitlyn]

ok they know it doesn't say steve you lyric genius' it for comedic purposes' only duh!

[feqqet]

how much is costco membership? West Fargo, ND is getting one. Fun family, shaycarl

[MrBabujani1]

Costco better not increase membership fee. It will hurt midlle class.

[ThatAwesomeChick55]

wait hang on wait wait wait wait i see a malachi hair gross :)

[keishe2011]

babytard is the cutest baby EVER!!!!!!!

[LaLaAmba]

fav shaytards vid!

[vegasprincesstard]

I thought a romantic song was gonna come on. Oh how I was ssssssoooooo mistaken

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

Wife of Shaycarl is smokin' hot!

[BigUncleMikeTard]

I love that song lol

[BigUncleMikeTard]

Do they know hes saying "skeet"? Lol:)

[toobadpunks]

I started laughing when he busted out that song!!

[LOLm0nk3y]

Shay: who do u think u are, a celebrity!!??

PT: *Giggles*

;') -3 Shaytards xx

[iwillgarrett55]

sooo little

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

BOOYAKA! BOOYAKA! 6-1-9! lol :P rey mysterio...

[Venomfreestyles]

ok the funniest part is at 3:00 and doesnt end until 3:27

[83995pedro]

what is this song called

[jazmyneisalameo]

@83995pedro Get Low - Lil Jon. Sorry for the late reply. d:

[ningle4567]

You look amazingly skinny now unlike this one good work shay

[nemo2k5]

"who's steve?" lmao!!

[havock0701]

omg i just saw today's (9/8/2011) video...u look so damn skinny now compared to u in this video..

[stacerz26]

lol i love how babytard stands on the counter and brushes her teeth <3

[BittersweetlyBroken]

The way shay says ina pro prop things in these older vids and mommytard is always like, "WHAT???" hahahaha. <3

[thewomaninthemoon]

I love when you tell random people you love them,I laugh my ass off every time.

[Tommyjai21]

He's having a crazy urge to brush his teeth

[atropos4]

Rapping in the care made me realize why I like Shay so much. He reminds me of my brother who lives 800 miles away.

[tabbyllama]

I use the same toilet paper as them... Hahaha funny

[jklwl]

this was the first shaytards video I ever saw and I'll never forget 2:58... pretty sure I laughed so hard I cried and now everytime I hear that song I think of this video

[AwesomeApple95]

I love when Shay are "angry" :D like in the end :p

[cinnamonstaples]

hey you guys where at culvercities cosco i got to venice high school i noticed cause in and out lol

[2ccaldwe]

STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE!!!!

[empurcell99]

Costco is the best!

[TheHumanThatMoos]

2:05 WHEEZY WAITER?! lol

[crazyredsimpkins]

150/890

Video 150, half of 300, which is a third of 900. You are 10 vids away from 900. so I'm about a sixth of the way done for beating this challenge Shaycarl.

[xKeepTheFaithx]

3:03-3:27 LMFAO. Shay you are so funny xD

[DeathMetalRegulator]

skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

[ciara1617555]

i was just thinking, shay has actually done a normal phone conversation/ordered food without freaking anyone out, until...

"okay i'll see you in fifteen minutes... i love you, bye"

lol

[GeeTheBee104]

2:58 im actually wetting myself!

[sparkle4561]

Omg love ur vids shay ur the best and babytard looked so cute with the hat and wen u sed cheese I did the same as babytard

[annamariavandyk]

Mmmm isn't Costco pizza the best !!??!! Awww so cute! And haha lol

[Sarah5945]

I LOVE YOU SHAY

[waterski179]

pizza!

[mrsjordan3700]

my friends say i can do really good rap and i can sing good too

[MsWhudup]

its skeet not steve :P

[wildething27]

240p FTW

[TherealceoNivlac]

Dear Shaytards, The song Get Low does not say Steve, Infact it says skeet skeet, or the pull out method where you cum on either face or tits ha ha

[superman29151]

WHAT IS THIS SONG CALLED!

[TherealceoNivlac]

@superman29151 Get Low-by lil jon

[missreaderful]

@superman29151 get low

[TheSockher]

love peace steve and cheese?

[iluv2rock100]

i love watching old vlogs

[makana808lol]

Shay : "Shay"

Sontard : "Shay Carl"

LMFAO

[BonkersForThatX]

Is that song on the Proposal?

[Taobaak0]

this vid reminds me of idiocracy

[twizzieboo123456]

hes not saying steve :/

[jennieandpeterfan]

@twizzieboo123456 there kidding lol

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@twizzieboo123456 they know...

[ComputermanVlogs]

@twizzieboo123456 ...Except for when Mommytard says "who's steve?" and then her and shay are like 'steve steve steve steve steve'...

[jennieandpeterfan]

@twizzieboo123456 they know this :/

[Snakester710]

@twizzieboo123456 whats he saying then? Idk

[saturmv1]

@twizzieboo123456 skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet .

[Candyflossforeva]

Ahh so sontard gets his rad moves from shay ... IT ALL MKES SENSE

[britannic192]

Dang it now I want pizza!!!

[tvrule]

Omg! I LOVEEEEEE that song! Get Low!!!

[hazathelegend]

LOOK at this original parody series

/watch?v=ZUtFB2QIX4U

Spare 1 minute of your time to help us get views please :)

[SpongeBobble36]

That was a short vlog

[rebeccareyess]

Who's Steve?!

[habana786]

@rebeccareyess yah who is he!

[theerleperle]

i saw your berath

[romyl123]

:O you can order pizza while in line at costco!? :O and you guys have IHOP. my dream come true....

[laurenboren94]

shay makes dental hygien fun

[soinluv54023]

lol there not saying steve, there saying alll skeet skeet skeet lol

[ThisWasEasy]

:D

[ThePickmick]

cute. :)

[GiovanniRose277]

your kids are so effin cute!!

[ickythumptahoe]

i cant believe she sleeps with you????

[Ruth3Jessi5Sierra8]

I LOVE the giant freezer at costco! I love going in there!  :D

[TinkerBlaster]

- - - -> 6:15

Shay: "Who you think you are?"

Princesstard thinks: "I'M FAMOUS"

[EricMcKZ]

yeah... steve

[AZillionSmiles]

@soupkin Cuz he's ShayCarl, OBVIOUSLY! Isn't that reason enough? He is freaking awesome! Who wouldn't marry him? x

[soupkin]

@AZillionSmiles I dunno hes kinda a fat piggie

[AZillionSmiles]

@soupkin That is mean. And so what if he is bigger? He is hilarious and seems really nice, and I am willing to be that you are just jealous cuz you aren't married to Mommytard... x

[soupkin]

@AZillionSmiles ya me might be but why would a skinni bitch wanna marry him i dunno why. He must have been skinni before and then he bacame a fat pig.

[AZillionSmiles]

@soupkin Mommytard is not a bitch, don't be nasty. He was smaller, not that that matters, and he is in no way a pig. Why are you watching his videos if you dislike him as much as you clearly do? x

[soupkin]

@AZillionSmiles I guess looking at her without her glasses on she kinda looks like shes got downs so I guess its fitting she ends up with a fat pig

[AZillionSmiles]

@soupkin You are a creep

[r4hillman]

@soupkin your a douche. your probably a fatss on the other side of that computer anyway. leave shay alone

[thebutterflygirl17]

@soupkin youre such a fucking douchebag.

[lexyhazeleyes]

I heart that song. I ran out of gas once on the side of the freeway (long story) and the Yin Yang Twins were the only thing that pulled me through... Also dont ask your son if your nipples are hard, Shay. AWWWKWAAAARD!!!

[foreverlove891]

OMG :'))) babytards hair was so SHORT:D and princesstards was BLONDER:D and sontard still had his babyfat:)))) AWWWWWWW PDEFFINP!!!!!!!!!!

[justinlui7]

"who's steve?" hahhahahahahahha

[bethy5510]

babytard is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rapelpecho]

cam whore lol

[sydnurbin]

this was the first ever shaytards video i watched..... and the reason i subscribed! :)

[PaidToFail]

costco has awesome pizza

[attackmax22]

omg that was hilarious when Shay started playing that song i literally loled

[attackmax22]

best spot in the lot!!!!!

[6613268]

Are you guys at Maui?

[toriluvzdance]

THATS MY RAV4 AT 3:09!!!

[BradAZ420]

we can care less to watch ur life. like that ur always happy and having a good time w ur kids though

[BradAZ420]

skeet skeet skeet on ur wifes face not steve

[monsterrage66]

what is song at 3:02

[DiamondDolphin19]

@monsterrage66 Lil Jon - Get Low

[p3nguinish]

wow the rapping in the car was great

[brendalovescake]

FTC: I wonder if those Costco employees put extra love in Shay's pizza.I hope they did.

[CobrasVenom]

#Ahhh, aaaah, aaah, worst spot in the lot... Ahhh, aaaah, aaah, worst spot in the lot#

[munchie320]

steves my da da

[951tink]

Oh my crabby patties!!! That was soOoOo funny when you got down to that lil jon song, after leaving costco...then your wife asks " whos steve " That just blew my head off with laughter.. my name is steve and you two are freakin' halarious!!! its like a Episode of King of Queens but with some cool kids in the mix... Keep it up..or down ... all steve steve steve steve to all steve steve steve...LMFAO !!!

[okie294life]

Man that is gross that you pick up the brush from the floor where everyone pisses. Nasty.

[DiamondDolphin19]

@okie294life You piss on your floor? That is nasty. I thought everyone went potty in toilets.

[127jass]

i can see your your breath on camera

[snapf00]

I can't believe I forgot they were even MORE adorable back then.

[anniecake34]

I LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE SHAYTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­ARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSS

[mra2zee]

tomorrow mj dies

[nightfox8ocean]

not steve...they were saying SKEET SKEET

[EpicTVHD]

Shay, I am from the future. In about a little before a year from when this video was uploaded, u will have a second son. And u shall call him ROCKTARD.

[RisinMissMojo]

Does it bother anyone else that babytard never rinsed and spit?

[RisinMissMojo]

Rinse and Spit! RINSE and spit!

[xstarfruit91x]

Worst Spot in the Lot

[InfinityArch]

im from the future, michael jackson will die tomorrow

[D3N6I7]

THEY WEREN'T SAYING STEVE. XD

[avatarfreak1123]

lol its not "steve" HAHAHA ><

[ManiSingh24]

hahaha "who's steve"

[hunterpeterson81095]

I remember that rap song from need for speed underground.....

[TheWillGremlin]

not steve skeet i refer you to nice peter

[marvin8479]

dude u have over 700 vids yet you manage to get a comment on all of them at least once a day!

[Dedee351]

sweet!  :)

[lordsavemusic]

pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­

[Calvin5040]

I was told by one of my car insurance agents that they can put 5,000,000 signs up in there parking lot and they are still responsible.

[loveykms05]

PIZZA HOTLINE! AWESOME!!!

[AndrewJuntilla]

2:04 Weezy waiter? lol

[christiexjmdmj]

@AndrewJuntilla I thought the same thing! :D

[AndrewJuntilla]

2:04 Weezy waiter? lol

[agentstewie1]

3:02-3:24 made me laugh so hard lol

[crazy4jay]

Are your teeth itching Shay? Are they?

[agore30]

This has probably been posted like 50 million times but here it goes. Its Raw skeet skeet skeet skeet. Not steve : D If you dont know what Skeet means you are gonna have to google it. this is a family channel!

[Sk8Abel3]

Who opened there mouth when Shay was brushing BabyTards teeth?

[xxcokecookiexx]

2:05 wheezy waiter?? lol

[MsFrizzyCat]

@xxcokecookiexx i saw that!

[TheeKatt]

skeet skeet skeet skeet

[puellaamandaest]

babytard has the most adorable laugh ever!

[therealvandl]

NOW MY TEETH ITCH!

[ThatForbiddenLuv]

Loool steve?? Its skeet hahaha

[jpr38057]

his name is shaycarl with his wife katilette and they got four kids and ones a princess and they got a big boy who's a dancing queen and babytard and rocktard they complete the team. their the shaytards they live in IDAHO livin' like many subscribers yo every time we see them we laugh and cheer dont bug him to long cause he's vlogging here yeah he's vlogging dont bug him to long cause he's vlogging here HEY IM VLOGGING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! jpr38057 thumbs up if you love !

[jpr38057]

THANK YOU SHAYCARL AW STEVE

[jpr38057]

THANK YOU SHAYCARL

[CJAllin]

These carts are obtained!

[jordinalove15]

tHIS GUYS IS BOMB(:(:<3

[dubla99]

what song was that? lol STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE

[purplenadz96]

"I wanna dedicate this song to all the ladies out there"

"TIL YOU'ALL SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET! TIL YOU'ALL SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!"

HAHA xD

[Msemospongebob]

2:04 WHEEZY WAITER!?!?!?!

lol! jk! lulz! lmao! rofl! omg! ok this is getting kinda supid. lol! jk... not. ok stop.

[basicbooknerd]

Lol if that was really wheezywaiter that would be awesome since he and Shay didn't know eachother back then and now they're like set friends

[rehanamin1]

@2:05 wheezywaiter! lol

[Swiftycentral]

YOU LEFT THW WATER RUNNINGGGGG... :)

[beecausse]

It's funny how u think they r saying Steve becuz they're actually saying skeet which means a mans dirty juice on a womans face..... Yeah

[dljdljdljdljdlj]

I love when you do the radio DJ voice.

[themonkeylarry5000]

3:26 dats the face i was waiting for

[2010Niamh]

(re-watching old shaytards videos) TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOW , TO THE WAAAAAAAAAALL , TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY..what ? :O

[TheUltimateEngineer]

Welcome to Costco i love you

[kingbollywood22]

From 4:02 till 4:23 Thats what she said i don't know why

[kingbollywood22]

Wheezt Waiter at 2:05

[whenmonkeysattack16]

You had me at the rap part...I love that song

[TheAppleGirl100]

shay one day your going to crash the car lol

[DznyAddict]

2:05 wheezy waiter?!

[mallory1408]

i love he says i love you to random strangers lol

[salamanceboy]

i cant think of shaycarl without his children

[HelloBQ]

this vid was uploaded the day michael jackson did o_O

[Tokyoromi]

@HelloBQ Keep in mind that he uploads videos a day after they happen...So the NEXT video is actually the day it happened.

[jernov91]

Pepperoni is better shay!!!!

[tinyandsara]

lol they r soo cute but the only thoing i have to say is why would you use the toothbrush that feel on the floor and that had hair in it and then give it to that lil sooo sooo cute lil girl of yours to brush her teeth with jermmmys r in that toothbrush and she is too cute for anyt jerms to come near her