This is the Talking Robot Mouth, and it's intended as a robotic emulation of the mechanical process that humans use to produce speech. And yet it stills sounds like a wet Atari begging for death. Handy hint, scientists: When you plug in a machine and the first thing it does is scream, it's not time to enter beta testing, it's time to burn it and devote the rest of your life to apologizing to God through charity work.
Now when the robots gain sentience and learn what hatred is, they'll be mowing us down in genocidal rage with soldiers that feature external mouths and vocal cords that pucker at you like a fish, omitting that eerie droning sound in the video, while they approach you with their chainsaw hands. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be digging out a bunker in the backyard now. If my landowner has a problem with this, I'll just show him this video, and I'm sure he'll help out.
@FinnyMaHBoy99 you mean retarded? and by the way this is how great things start. yea sure this may be strange or or even scare the crap out of you and give you nightmares but this will develop into a robot being able to fully talk using air just like us, making them even more life like.
I hope every one Thumbs this Post Up. I think All this Shit in Robot advancement and creation is all about step closer to making a perfect SEX doll .. All these Asians are lonely and are into Animated Porn and Want a perfect Fuck doll ....Thats my view on Robots and Asians. They are the pioneers of the Sex Toy industry lol
I'd love to one day be a scientist so that when people see my invention, regardless of what they are, they'll immediately start thinking if it has any sexual application,
............. So instead of using money to help the victims of the recent earthquake in their country...... they're making freaky toys !?!??!!! That's just messed up. I don't care if this guy's been working on it for a decade. WHY would he want to work on it anyway ??!!??!!
ok if the creators didn't think sex jokes would be made over that ^ they greatly overestimated the amount of human maturity lmao and i mean come on :D like really? that's worse than the dental robot
u guys are fuckign immature
touchsmart0 2 hours ago
I thought the point of a fleshlight is that it DOESNT talk
GeneG83 23 hours ago
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GeneG83 23 hours ago
Okay, I may sound ignorant here, but I don't hear it saying any words. I hear strange, hilarious sounds.
Slinkycraft 1 day ago
do it get blowjob too ?
laofrensis 2 days ago
I hate it so much
handbananatonightyou 2 days ago
it sounds like my SNES that time i spilt a glass of coke on it
jagsonjamie 2 days ago
Big deal, I can sing the song 'Kagome Kagome' too!
NaraNaraJapan 3 days ago
Sometimes I regret going to Cracked.com...
BreegullGamer 3 days ago
why, japanese people. WHY does the whole country have a strange fetish of robots and weird sex toys and how to make sex toys robots and vice versa?
Dav1dChui 4 days ago
oh my that is disgusting
chaosstarr 4 days ago
That is pretty terrifying.
NoobOfLore 4 days ago
still better than T-Pain's autotuned shit.
Teh1337H4x0rz111 4 days ago 2
Does it swallow sperm?? If so, WIN!!
Borderlands808 4 days ago
This is the Talking Robot Mouth, and it's intended as a robotic emulation of the mechanical process that humans use to produce speech. And yet it stills sounds like a wet Atari begging for death. Handy hint, scientists: When you plug in a machine and the first thing it does is scream, it's not time to enter beta testing, it's time to burn it and devote the rest of your life to apologizing to God through charity work.
altadorknight 4 days ago 2
@altadorknight why did you copy and paste that from cracked
chaosstarr 4 days ago
@chaosstarr
Because I can.
altadorknight 4 days ago
@altadorknight omg ure so original!
Fuckwit.
jagsonjamie 2 days ago
@jagsonjamie
Alright. I suppose I deserved that one.
altadorknight 2 days ago
Japan invents talking vagina, no one in world surprised.
LikaLaruku 4 days ago
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LikaLaruku 4 days ago
That's okay, I wasn't planning on sleeping for a week anyways.
codyownz2 5 days ago
why?
edslerson 5 days ago
Clyons were created by man. And they have a plan.
billwenham 5 days ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Spongesponger 5 days ago
I bet you that's not the only thing he uses it for XD
thezec 5 days ago
I know this is immature, but the first thing I thought was FLESHLIGHT DICK MASSAGE VIBRATOR CREEPY THING.
jjeerrmmuu 5 days ago 2
finally a fleshlight accustomed to my size
TrevorBalthropLQ 5 days ago
Who came here just see how many blow job jokes people would make ?
Esoto826 5 days ago 13
My wife makes the same noises in bed.
lilityger19 5 days ago
@lilityger19 haha. must be a boner killer
101nick10 5 days ago
You can't tell me that mouth never sucked a dick.
Yunacef 6 days ago
Fucking Japan...
skittlesareyum48 6 days ago
im assuming he got his inspiration from a flesh light
raidersSolja 6 days ago
wow robots that give blow jobs there we go science!
lilfishie4life3 6 days ago 15
If that thing was to be sold i bet it would be used for more than just forming words.
bloodkitty666 6 days ago 3
Moooo
themediawrangler 6 days ago
I think its just having a hard time speaking Japanese......
bryant8133 6 days ago
the inventor just wanted a really sophisticated flesh light... hahah
Biggy686 6 days ago
Oh great, another 48 hours of not sleeping because of fear.
schmutzvinke 6 days ago
it's saying -kill me, kill me now- for those of you who are curious
viperkilo 6 days ago
Well can I fuck it or not?
Wurby 6 days ago
Creppy as fuck!
ChidoDeLaSierra 1 week ago
i hear they used one of those to record Friday.
mrmerino101 1 week ago
This is just grotesque. Its like the sound of a dying goat.
Apocol0id 1 week ago
this is hilarious
boitahaki 1 week ago
can I fuck it??
link000000 1 week ago
reminds me of my ex-wife :(
luminousbulb 1 week ago
its saying "kill me"
PurpleLemonTV 1 week ago
oh god why?! You mr Scientist, you... what have you done....
marcusbenhurr 1 week ago
Now when the robots gain sentience and learn what hatred is, they'll be mowing us down in genocidal rage with soldiers that feature external mouths and vocal cords that pucker at you like a fish, omitting that eerie droning sound in the video, while they approach you with their chainsaw hands. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be digging out a bunker in the backyard now. If my landowner has a problem with this, I'll just show him this video, and I'm sure he'll help out.
Annihal101 1 week ago
:30 sec. later, it was re-invented as a robotic sex toy.
mdutchmdutch 1 week ago
I bet the first thing they'll teach it is swearing.
PolloSpeedo 1 week ago
Err. . . I'm pretty sure 's' is a sibilant. Not a fricative.
SmellyGymSock 1 week ago
Too bad it sounds nothing like a human.
jetttttttttttttts 1 week ago
Anybody else get a "How to be a great kisser" ad while watching this?
nol1000 1 week ago
im scared.
93pavlaka 1 week ago
I totally understand Japanese demon porn now.
bshinn4884 1 week ago
That's awesome!
TheVGamer 1 week ago
can i put my dick in it?
DETHXPLOZYN 1 week ago 2
@DETHXPLOZYN Sure, if you want to lose it.
NewChannelsFTL 1 week ago
Introducing the "Hands-free Fleshlight"
CantDoNothinForYaSon 1 week ago
Jesus christ, how horrifying.
videogamer810 1 week ago
I BID 20,000 DOLLARS OF MONEY!!!
CarpMaster2007 1 week ago
Kill it with fire!
smaakjeks 1 week ago
As much as I am for scienticif progress, there are just some things that should just stop before they begin.
PsychoticSnake 1 week ago 2
I find it hard to masturbate to this...
thekingisdead09 1 week ago
i need one of these, if you know what i mean.
Trinitysx 1 week ago
When he said it had internals made of 'plaster', I thought he said 'pasta' and lol'd
ElBassBlaster 1 week ago
Did anyone else try to say "fuck" without using their teeth?
GrayBlood1331 1 week ago
Leave it to Japan to develop an amazing, futuristic piece of technology that can double as a sex toy.
Fuhjem 1 week ago
I bet it pronounces the 'L' like an 'R'
Lunchsacks 1 week ago
i wonder what else those japanese geeks do with it
Droid5767 1 week ago
Oh, sure, I didn't intend to sleep anyways.
ZeAequitas 1 week ago
@ZeAequitas
LOL
smaakjeks 1 week ago
Bonus is that when it's finished it wil be able to give you an awesome hummer and not need to come up for air.
Apashiol 1 week ago
now make it speak with a welsh accent :P
spacecoke 1 week ago
WTF JAPAN SRSLY!!
Raffael900me 1 month ago
I'd make out with it. ( ¬_¬)
AtrumMixer 1 month ago
What the heck !! ??
s13nobling 1 month ago
Sings better than bieber!! Lol
Borderlands808 1 month ago
This suck penis....
PLimaFerro 1 month ago
Japs and their restarted ideas lol
FinnyMaHBoy99 1 month ago
@FinnyMaHBoy99 you mean retarded? and by the way this is how great things start. yea sure this may be strange or or even scare the crap out of you and give you nightmares but this will develop into a robot being able to fully talk using air just like us, making them even more life like.
thefuzz1542 2 weeks ago
Gave me nightmares
zombiekiller4920 1 month ago
Autonomous learning = Skynet. :)
chop98 1 month ago
You got a purdy mouth. ;D
MiniSpasticNinja 1 month ago
its made out of toy vagina!
thegangsteraround 2 months ago
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godzillaisnuclea123 2 months ago
wtf!!!
gustavhassing 2 months ago
I hope every one Thumbs this Post Up. I think All this Shit in Robot advancement and creation is all about step closer to making a perfect SEX doll .. All these Asians are lonely and are into Animated Porn and Want a perfect Fuck doll ....Thats my view on Robots and Asians. They are the pioneers of the Sex Toy industry lol
YouTheory 2 months ago
1:14 ROFL! anyone else find that realy funny? xD
spacecoke 3 months ago 21
@spacecoke I did! XD
Snoopyfan22 2 weeks ago
cock massage?
spacecoke 3 months ago
is not a Vagina vibrator?
t4v1nh0 3 months ago
sounds like a tuvan throat singer
JHVH1 3 months ago
nasty
HayabusaGrrrl 3 months ago
これは未来のボーカロイドでもあるし、楽器の物理シミュレーションを具現化したものとも言える気がする。未来では軟体楽器が歌っているのかも。
thousandknivesout0 3 months ago 2
Oh, now let's be realistic guys. They never intended to use it for sexual purposes. It's far too large ;-)
dagman3651 3 months ago
So basically Japanese don't have a nasal cavity... they can't pronounce their 'r'
dangraphic 3 months ago
SuckBot 3000
shabongin 3 months ago
"Please.... let me die. Kill mmmmEEEeeee. KILL MEEEEEE."
samisyosam 3 months ago 9
2:11 for the robot talking
PspGear 3 months ago
WAAW !!! good for blowjob
dragonadil 3 months ago
One step closer to Blade Runner.
nickknows 4 months ago
This isnt creepy at all
PhamtasticAlena 4 months ago
Japan you scary!
Killryde 4 months ago
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dragonadil 4 months ago
At the risk of sounding racist (because what I'm about to say is totally racist), why would they purposefully design a Jewish robot?
BarbaricGoose 4 months ago
hahah no need to say what that lonely chinese has done with it before this.
SaruJerry 5 months ago
I cant wait to see a english version, cause we cant really judge how good this thing is
GrimK71 5 months ago
Sponsored by Fleshlight.
Tannz0rz 5 months ago 91
OW-IUH-WAH-OOOH-WUUU
Dysterhet 5 months ago 2
You just know he has tried using it for something else already.
realisticHomeboy 5 months ago
that's ok i didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyway
30072743 5 months ago
Hahahahahaha!
TheLivirus 6 months ago
It sounds like me singing, after I have had a few pints down the pub.
MrYorkshireFella 6 months ago
sounds like a retard trying to speak!
DRCRUE1313 6 months ago
MOUTHFUCK BOT :D
EKGExGRAFF 6 months ago
What the fuck? O_o
Sixpounder478 6 months ago
I love DigInfo news... always interesting stuff!!
ethaneveraldo 6 months ago
I think it is a fake vagina.
rewazsaq 6 months ago
at O:11 I thought that was the mouth talking ^_^''
Rewinged 6 months ago 2
lol. hmm all the other wonderful things this will be used for..
luniarxox 6 months ago
1:08 HAWT!
damianpaz 6 months ago 2
After the radiation this is how most will sound.
Anothercoilgun 6 months ago
I'd love to one day be a scientist so that when people see my invention, regardless of what they are, they'll immediately start thinking if it has any sexual application,
littleNorwegians 6 months ago
Can it make the sound of a car engine starting?
sh0gun98 6 months ago
Blowbot :D
SuperUnavaible1 6 months ago
A.K.A the most expensive blow job ever...
fatboik11 6 months ago
is it just me or this actually looks like high tech ver of sex toy just invented from japan lol
wyszs 7 months ago
its that small
i thaught it was as big as a claw machine!!!
musicmaster106 7 months ago
lmao looks liek a fish mouth
MrAnalpfropfen 7 months ago
oh Jopanish, you're so silly :}
Nullstr1ng 7 months ago
Was the first talking robot born, or made, a ratard?
ailedbyfate 7 months ago
YEAH BABY !!!
katuroo 7 months ago
talking Fleshlight :) hahaha
wweguster 7 months ago
I think they maked this for another reason, and then puted gaint nose :D
sakalauskaspvg 7 months ago
i can think only about one application.. BLOW JOB
smqzbq 7 months ago
i have NEVER heard someone sound like that...
turtle79070 7 months ago
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BECAUSE WHEN THAT THING IS GOING TO BE ON THE MARKET , YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO BUY IT !
sextonhard 7 months ago
looks like an urethra
JohnnyJohnW 7 months ago
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can I stick my penis in it?
NikoSaltnes96 7 months ago
............. So instead of using money to help the victims of the recent earthquake in their country...... they're making freaky toys !?!??!!! That's just messed up. I don't care if this guy's been working on it for a decade. WHY would he want to work on it anyway ??!!??!!
zashleyrulesall 7 months ago
Alright Buddhists. Your chanting days are over.
geodesicks 7 months ago
LoL some of these things are so freaking funny
WinterSina 7 months ago
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fleshlight anyone?
kylebriffa7 7 months ago
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kylebriffa7 7 months ago
a robot that perform Blow Job Emulation!
Laxcon 7 months ago
Its so hard for me to not want to put my cock in that thing, it looks so perfect as a sex toy lol...
PE2Gaming 7 months ago
Japanese..........
martin242628 7 months ago
can it give me a blowjob?
Addorablee 7 months ago
Who thinks this disturbing noises sound like the first sounds that you hear when you arrive in hell? Thumbs up
maloney8032 7 months ago
@maloney8032 *forever alone*
NikoSaltnes96 7 months ago
Well at least I'm an orange.
cainedbutabel 7 months ago
I'd like to get my cock inside of it.... what?? at least i'm not gay!!
cptz13 7 months ago 6
Ahh. One step closer to the robot war.
fslayer1290 7 months ago
OMG! Now fleshlights come with Downs Syndrome?!
remy2you 7 months ago
ingenuity
laurierchick11 7 months ago
First who actually speaks like that? LMAO second what the fudge is going on at 1:13
arsenalcrazy123 7 months ago
Makes me wonder what the scientist and the "talking robot mouth" does when nobody is around!
BrotarBoy 7 months ago
INQUIETANTE
ayotere 7 months ago
So this is what Justin Bieber sounds like before sound editing! :O
FlumenSanctiViti 7 months ago 25
But can it yodel?
FlumenSanctiViti 7 months ago
Why is it that there's always a sex joke on every video from Diginfonews?
rotenburk 7 months ago
Will it blend?
DIGAUbrawl 7 months ago 2
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I wana put my dick in that mouth. Fuck yea!
Molhedim 7 months ago
ok if the creators didn't think sex jokes would be made over that ^ they greatly overestimated the amount of human maturity lmao and i mean come on :D like really? that's worse than the dental robot
persondude11 7 months ago
porke hacen cosas asi no mames.............
srt10v10 7 months ago
just think this can be used for letting mutes speak
playdeaths 7 months ago
looks like vagina
ludolecce 7 months ago 3
The future of the world is saved!!
5chr4pn3ll 7 months ago
@kissemisse54 hallå säg det på svenska!
carlwikiwiki 7 months ago
the ultimate sexobot is at its prime stage :P
alifaanication 7 months ago 13
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
taltigolt 7 months ago
if this is my alarm clock= =i wont be late forever- -
rakion0310 7 months ago
i would so fuck that pussy :)) ow wait it aint one :O
ljukang 7 months ago