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  • u guys are fuckign immature

  • I thought the point of a fleshlight is that it DOESNT talk

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  • Okay, I may sound ignorant here, but I don't hear it saying any words. I hear strange, hilarious sounds.

  • do it get blowjob too ?

  • I hate it so much

  • it sounds like my SNES that time i spilt a glass of coke on it

  • Big deal, I can sing the song 'Kagome Kagome' too!

  • Sometimes I regret going to Cracked.com...

  • why, japanese people. WHY does the whole country have a strange fetish of robots and weird sex toys and how to make sex toys robots and vice versa?

  • oh my that is disgusting

  • That is pretty terrifying.

  • still better than T-Pain's autotuned shit.

  • Does it swallow sperm?? If so, WIN!!

  • This is the Talking Robot Mouth, and it's intended as a robotic emulation of the mechanical process that humans use to produce speech. And yet it stills sounds like a wet Atari begging for death. Handy hint, scientists: When you plug in a machine and the first thing it does is scream, it's not time to enter beta testing, it's time to burn it and devote the rest of your life to apologizing to God through charity work.

  • @altadorknight why did you copy and paste that from cracked

  • @chaosstarr

    Because I can.

  • @altadorknight omg ure so original!

    Fuckwit.

  • @jagsonjamie

    Alright. I suppose I deserved that one.

  • Japan invents talking vagina, no one in world surprised.

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  • That's okay, I wasn't planning on sleeping for a week anyways.

  • why?

    

  • Clyons were created by man. And they have a plan.

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE

  • I bet you that's not the only thing he uses it for XD

  • I know this is immature, but the first thing I thought was FLESHLIGHT DICK MASSAGE VIBRATOR CREEPY THING.

  • finally a fleshlight accustomed to my size

  • Who came here just see how many blow job jokes people would make ?

  • My wife makes the same noises in bed.

  • @lilityger19 haha. must be a boner killer

  • You can't tell me that mouth never sucked a dick.

  • Fucking Japan...

  • im assuming he got his inspiration from a flesh light

  • wow robots that give blow jobs there we go science!

  • If that thing was to be sold i bet it would be used for more than just forming words.

  • Moooo

  • I think its just having a hard time speaking Japanese......

  • the inventor just wanted a really sophisticated flesh light... hahah

  • Oh great, another 48 hours of not sleeping because of fear.

  • it's saying -kill me, kill me now- for those of you who are curious

  • Well can I fuck it or not?

  • Creppy as fuck!

  • i hear they used one of those to record Friday.

  • This is just grotesque. Its like the sound of a dying goat.

  • this is hilarious

  • can I fuck it??

  • reminds me of my ex-wife :(

  • its saying "kill me"

  • oh god why?! You mr Scientist, you... what have you done....

  • Now when the robots gain sentience and learn what hatred is, they'll be mowing us down in genocidal rage with soldiers that feature external mouths and vocal cords that pucker at you like a fish, omitting that eerie droning sound in the video, while they approach you with their chainsaw hands. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be digging out a bunker in the backyard now. If my landowner has a problem with this, I'll just show him this video, and I'm sure he'll help out.

  • :30 sec. later, it was re-invented as a robotic sex toy.

  • I bet the first thing they'll teach it is swearing.

  • Err. . . I'm pretty sure 's' is a sibilant. Not a fricative.

  • Too bad it sounds nothing like a human.

  • Anybody else get a "How to be a great kisser" ad while watching this?

  • im scared.

  • I totally understand Japanese demon porn now.

  • That's awesome!

  • can i put my dick in it?

  • @DETHXPLOZYN Sure, if you want to lose it.

  • Introducing the "Hands-free Fleshlight"

  • Jesus christ, how horrifying.

  • I BID 20,000 DOLLARS OF MONEY!!!

  • Kill it with fire!

  • As much as I am for scienticif progress, there are just some things that should just stop before they begin.

  • I find it hard to masturbate to this...

  • i need one of these, if you know what i mean.

  • When he said it had internals made of 'plaster', I thought he said 'pasta' and lol'd

  • Did anyone else try to say "fuck" without using their teeth?

  • Leave it to Japan to develop an amazing, futuristic piece of technology that can double as a sex toy.

  • I bet it pronounces the 'L' like an 'R'

  • i wonder what else those japanese geeks do with it

  • Oh, sure, I didn't intend to sleep anyways.

  • @ZeAequitas

    LOL

  • Bonus is that when it's finished it wil be able to give you an awesome hummer and not need to come up for air.

  • now make it speak with a welsh accent :P

  • WTF JAPAN SRSLY!!

  • I'd make out with it. ( ¬_¬)

  • What the heck !! ??

  • Sings better than bieber!! Lol

  • This suck penis....

  • Japs and their restarted ideas lol

  • @FinnyMaHBoy99 you mean retarded? and by the way this is how great things start. yea sure this may be strange or or even scare the crap out of you and give you nightmares but this will develop into a robot being able to fully talk using air just like us, making them even more life like.

  • Gave me nightmares

  • Autonomous learning = Skynet. :)

  • You got a purdy mouth. ;D

  • its made out of toy vagina!

  • wtf!!!

  • I hope every one Thumbs this Post Up. I think All this Shit in Robot advancement and creation is all about step closer to making a perfect SEX doll .. All these Asians are lonely and are into Animated Porn and Want a perfect Fuck doll ....Thats my view on Robots and Asians. They are the pioneers of the Sex Toy industry lol

  • 1:14 ROFL! anyone else find that realy funny? xD

  • @spacecoke I did! XD

  • cock massage?

  • is not a Vagina vibrator?

  • sounds like a tuvan throat singer

  • nasty

  • これは未来のボーカロイドでもあるし、楽器の物理シミュレーショ­ンを具現化したものとも言える気がする。未来では軟体楽器が歌っ­ているのかも。

  • Oh, now let's be realistic guys. They never intended to use it for sexual purposes. It's far too large ;-)

  • So basically Japanese don't have a nasal cavity... they can't pronounce their 'r'

  • SuckBot 3000

  • "Please.... let me die. Kill mmmmEEEeeee. KILL MEEEEEE."

  • 2:11 for the robot talking

  • WAAW !!! good for blowjob

  • One step closer to Blade Runner.

  • This isnt creepy at all

  • Japan you scary!

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  • At the risk of sounding racist (because what I'm about to say is totally racist), why would they purposefully design a Jewish robot?

  • hahah no need to say what that lonely chinese has done with it before this.

  • I cant wait to see a english version, cause we cant really judge how good this thing is

  • Sponsored by Fleshlight.

  • OW-IUH-WAH-OOOH-WUUU

  • You just know he has tried using it for something else already.

  • that's ok i didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyway

  • Hahahahahaha!

  • It sounds like me singing, after I have had a few pints down the pub.

  • sounds like a retard trying to speak!

  • MOUTHFUCK BOT :D

  • What the fuck? O_o

  • I love DigInfo news... always interesting stuff!!

  • I think it is a fake vagina.

  • at O:11 I thought that was the mouth talking ^_^''

  • lol. hmm all the other wonderful things this will be used for..

  • 1:08 HAWT!

  • After the radiation this is how most will sound.

  • I'd love to one day be a scientist so that when people see my invention, regardless of what they are, they'll immediately start thinking if it has any sexual application,

  • Can it make the sound of a car engine starting?

  • Blowbot :D

  • A.K.A the most expensive blow job ever...

  • is it just me or this actually looks like high tech ver of sex toy just invented from japan lol

  • its that small

    i thaught it was as big as a claw machine!!!

  • lmao looks liek a fish mouth

  • oh Jopanish, you're so silly :}

  • Was the first talking robot born, or made, a ratard?

  • YEAH BABY !!!

    

  • talking Fleshlight :) hahaha

  • I think they maked this for another reason, and then puted gaint nose :D

  • i can think only about one application.. BLOW JOB

  • i have NEVER heard someone sound like that...

  • looks like an urethra

  • ............. So instead of using money to help the victims of the recent earthquake in their country...... they're making freaky toys !?!??!!! That's just messed up. I don't care if this guy's been working on it for a decade. WHY would he want to work on it anyway ??!!??!!

  • Alright Buddhists. Your chanting days are over.

  • LoL some of these things are so freaking funny

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  • a robot that perform Blow Job Emulation!

  • Its so hard for me to not want to put my cock in that thing, it looks so perfect as a sex toy lol...

  • Japanese..........

  • can it give me a blowjob?

  • Who thinks this disturbing noises sound like the first sounds that you hear when you arrive in hell? Thumbs up

  • @maloney8032 *forever alone*

  • Well at least I'm an orange.

  • I'd like to get my cock inside of it.... what?? at least i'm not gay!!

  • Ahh. One step closer to the robot war.

  • OMG! Now fleshlights come with Downs Syndrome?!

  • ingenuity 

  • First who actually speaks like that? LMAO second what the fudge is going on at 1:13

  • Makes me wonder what the scientist and the "talking robot mouth" does when nobody is around!

  • INQUIETANTE

  • So this is what Justin Bieber sounds like before sound editing! :O

  • But can it yodel?

  • Why is it that there's always a sex joke on every video from Diginfonews?

  • Will it blend?

  • ok if the creators didn't think sex jokes would be made over that ^ they greatly overestimated the amount of human maturity lmao and i mean come on :D like really? that's worse than the dental robot

  • porke hacen cosas asi no mames.............

  • just think this can be used for letting mutes speak

  • looks like vagina

  • The future of the world is saved!!

  • @kissemisse54 hallå säg det på svenska!

  • the ultimate sexobot is at its prime stage :P

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  • if this is my alarm clock= =i wont be late forever- -

  • i would so fuck that pussy :)) ow wait it aint one :O