I'm absolutely fed up with all this nonsensical bullcrap about Chuck Norris! He's not superhuman, he's just a man who happens to be fairly good at martial arts. He can't perform miracles you know.
If Chuck Norris is all that, then may he reach across the internet and start smashing my face against my keybaordsqaDJIA qI0TW2008W20Q23 [q kfq[ q 9UR U9Q9UUT9ZJHHjJjjjfwf kwqk9R3U32Q]]F]EFGLSL [W[ T3WT 4W3 -A-
The eyes of the ranger are upon you... any wrong you do he's gonna see... when you're in Texas, look behind you... 'cause that's where the ranger's gonna be.
Chuck Norris never knew his action movies or Walker Texas Ranger were being filmed until they were released. If they hadn't been so good, the people involved with filming and everything would be dead. Nobody that spys on Chuck Norris lives unless there's something good in it for Chuck.
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I'm absolutely fed up with all this nonsensical bullcrap about Chuck Norris! He's not superhuman, he's just a man who happens to be fairly good at martial arts. He can't perform miracles you know.
If Chuck Norris is all that, then may he reach across the internet and start smashing my face against my keybaordsqaDJIA qI0TW2008W20Q23 [q kfq[ q 9UR U9Q9UUT9ZJHHjJjjjfwf kwqk9R3U32Q]]F]EFGLSL [W[ T3WT 4W3 -A-
seconddeath41 1 week ago
Chuck Norris doesn't wear deodorant, the deodorant wears him.
hagamunster9696 3 weeks ago
lol he's chuck norris DAMN IT!!!
elsupersabroso 1 month ago
that product must be so strong, because chuck norris' sweat falls like waterfall
DRGIZMO29 2 months ago
Chuck Norris can listen to Rebecca Black without going deaf, but minutes after listening. He just roundhouse kicks her in the face.
Bluntbowz 3 months ago
Chuck Norris should do a Rogaine commercial.
wickedcrowstudio 3 months ago
by just watching this ad my arm pits put out a smell that reminds one of a spring day in the garden
Bullnda225 3 months ago
some says chuck norris is so fast he can shit through his pants like a missile.
orhun20 4 months ago
he is standing in what use to be Colarado. they pissed him off now it's just an empty forest.
hollywoodjokerpicalo 4 months ago
lolalso
Toxiblion 7 months ago
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hidden.
Rantandum 8 months ago 4
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tehhaxorkipz 8 months ago
I saw Chuck Norris enjoying himself on vaction --- in Iraq.
jeff2all 1 year ago 6
The eyes of the ranger are upon you... any wrong you do he's gonna see... when you're in Texas, look behind you... 'cause that's where the ranger's gonna be.
TonyKanameKuran 1 year ago 20
Chuck Norris never knew his action movies or Walker Texas Ranger were being filmed until they were released. If they hadn't been so good, the people involved with filming and everything would be dead. Nobody that spys on Chuck Norris lives unless there's something good in it for Chuck.
evhs10grader 1 year ago 19
all of his moves were slow motioned about 1000000000x times.
The2rps 1 year ago 6
Whats worse right guard, axe, or old spice. I don't have a punchline for that.
gts5001 1 year ago
LMFAO
ozzyfreak314 1 year ago
chuck norris can slam a revolving door!
Kazpero1 2 years ago
i can slam one too. I was removed from the store for doing so.
pokemonfreak999 2 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't need deoderant to get rid of bad odor! Chuck Norris can simply just roundhouse kick the bad odor away!
rathjohn 2 years ago 2