Mark Zuckerberg on 500 Million Facebook Stories

[timeisthekiller]

Friends don't buy ps vita it's only good for entertainment but not as an Investment since your going to open it up to play with it besides ps vita is just a plain black color If your going to buy ps vita as an Investment wait until there's a limited, rare version like me I'm waiting to buy one and keep it sealed to sell it to a collector but only when there's a limited color.

[singhbenny]

one eye is on the camera and the other is looking somewhere else. Fucking chameleon.

[TheJATDragon]

It looks like he is reading!

[Jesslayc]

i can tell hes reading off a telepromptor

[MsAk97]

he barely blinks

[ultimatefilms21]

Would be much eaiser to get Jesse Eisenberg to read it for you..

[TheLill3fix]

where the hell is justin timberlake at?

[BeatboxNorwich]

At least read it from the mind Zucker! Talk about fake.

[MrHihihihihi234]

i feel like he's like this in real life.....jesse eisenberg acted like that in the beginning of the facebook movie

[jezzjizz]

Facebook's original investment includes InQtel which is a private (not for profit) venture capital firm formed by the CIA in 1999.

[JimmyPMV]

This guy is a robot, look at his eyes they have no soul. Suddenly Matrix doesn't seem ro unreal.

[LyoeItsumi]

TIMELINE = SHIT

[hotmessmissy]

@LyoeItsumi i agree.. everytime facebook changes it layout it becomes more shitty

[SuperIsaad]

lolzz

[taimooribhatti]

Lies... He likes the money {PERIOD}

[MasterLPG]

@taimooribhatti Lies... She likes the thumbs up {PERIOD}

[whitefalcon113]

DIAF



[adig54]

57 people dont have facebook

[DasToilettenpapier]

Hack The Planet

[LaPersonaNonGrata]

talk about deadpan face(book). 

[linyuan123]

Is it the same monotonous guy from "The Accidental Billionaires"?

[TheFlyingScotsman01]

He rarely ever blinks lol

[DarkKnight906]

Mark's face is completely frozen!

[tataibandyopadhyay]

MZ is an incredible guy ! Long Live fb

[JessehKhar]

I couldn't stop watching his adams apple dance while he talks..

[MrJordabro]

I found on facebook that my now ex wife was having an affair, this in turn allowed me to maintain my assets, an easy divorce, and a feeling of being re-born. A month later she committed suicide.... thanks facebook, you have changed my life for the better :)

[ashvic2]

Stop moving your head side-to-side. I can see that you are reading from the teleprompter

[armahgirl2]

he's so proud of himself at the end when it's done :)

[adrianTNT]

Shut up you ritch bas%@#d :)

[thebat100]

@adrianTNT the only bastard in here is you

[adrianTNT]

@thebat100 it was a joke

[MrJordabro]

@adrianTNT the only joke in here is you. hehe

[ababyinthesun]

gimme some money.

[zsdsre]

Mark Zuckerberg (Y)

[tansvanio]

ffs, he doesnt blink

[marcelrotgans]

Those story's are made up bij himself and not true

[NuggetPirate]

The danish prime minister jogging with his fans... WOOPALOOPADOOPA!

[davepivotfan123]

did he blink?

[crazylessons]

All i think about when i see him is "billions of dollars"

[heyllnaht]

he has a nice voice i like to listen to it its like a lullaby idek what he said tho

[XxXChloexX]

he has a lazy eye

[dxbRa3elVTCdxb]

he is happy about the 500mill people but he should know that only 88,236 people give a shit

[dxbRa3elVTCdxb]

@dxbRa3elVTCdxb - 52 people

[JessehKhar]

this video makes me wanna punch him.

[sduerigen1]

thats some strong eye contact right there lol

[hotcreativepicks]

Why are people so jealous about one young guys success. This young guy has changed all our lives and that's why he is successful! He is consistent, hard working, shows up for work every day and doesn't hate on anyone. GET OFF HIS BACK AND ENJOY HIS PRODUCTS. He's already a legend and 'YOU' will never change that.

[AaRoNdEAnGelo]

He's so reading it off the screen.

[Puppetmaster832]

half a million does not matter to you mark!,BUT IT DOES FOR MYSPACE!

[AllGrownUpSteph]

deactivated my facebook 

[David309211]

lol does he believe in any of the things that he just said?

[Fregoli91]

He doesn't blink.

[scottymarsh1]

i like his speaking style... that looks like he reads teleprompter lol

[arykalove]

This is not Facebook, what book? Slutbook? The need to call this Fuckbook. Picture looking good but in person...Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches can't Spellbook. Hate behind your back, but in person wish you Wellbook. Glitchbook, Snitchbook, Fake Family Listbook. Posting on her page, this is tryna steal your Bitchbook. Rudebook, Feudbook, tell your every Movebook, Don't even need t.v. shit is here -- Newsbook.

[arjuna207]

dude, stop reading the board. it seems so fake. plus you seem insane with your eyes fixed and big

[LordsOfComedy1]

He looks life an android. That cheesy teleprompt voice is so annoying.

[Timothybryant94]

He's reading a teleprompter

[jjaphoto]

happy i'm not one of those 500 million people.

[mrmero]

Something is wrong ...

[alirig]

83,926 people out of 500 million people care

[caspapin]

I can see you reading.

[MasterLPG]

@caspapin Reading you see can i.

[LBCasian]

does he blink and is he readying a board or something o.o

[liamcicada]

500 million isnt cool, you know what is?

[pripra32]

well...he looks very awkward. don't worry zuckerberg...i got your back. anytime you wanna quit...i'm there.

[sardarjamal]

Guy at the Background "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM" I wonder what was he easting at this pace. 1:06

[LeCoops]

You can really just feel the life in his voice.....nooooooot

[SirKathid]

he's lying

[thegoofychannel]

I wasn't focusing on him I was focusing on the guy in the left of the video chewing gum in a weird way

[lvladislavas]

Zuckerberg couldn't avoid reading script from screen...

[RicardoEstevesMusic]

Hi, Mark. I have a question: if Facebook asks us if we are interested in MEETING men or women, why do I get alerted that I should only send Friendship Requests to people I already know? If the point is getting to know new people, why can't I send friendship requests to people I don't know? Thank you.

[zikalify]

@RicardoEstevesMusic Facebook is about connecting with people you know IRL, but the whole 'interested in' thing is basically asking sexuality not which friends they should suggest etc.

[RicardoEstevesMusic]

@zikalify Funny fact, as the real intention of the first version of Facebook (Facemash) had a totally different meaning.

[cartlemmy]

Instead of focusing on how much money I'm making off of you...

[puddaz444]

I feel so brain washed..

[swizzlestick830]

teleprompter... 

[gunnerpanda]

that is what he looks like? wow..... thats nothing how he looked in the social network

[LordBarkin]

You can see him reading the teleprompter haha

[Spade423]

he looks like a killer

[dudlebox]

mark can i have 1 million ?

[manganime72]

will defend facebook

[AgeOfMobile]

Facebook made Jeremy Kyle rich

[EssTahrima]

doint u laugh?? then i 'll teach u ..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

[EssTahrima]

doint u laugh??

[EssTahrima]

he is not gud luking... :P

[Miester187]

hes is the internet HITLER

[TheMightyUnknown]

@Miester187 Haha. XD

[fagnercaetano]

You're welcome Mark! Give me JOB!

[RyuHanamichi]

He looks like a devil

[4n6e1j4np4n]

I love Facebook!!!

[volcanicdiarrhea]

u can tell hes reading a paper loooool

[funkyguyxxx]

I think this guy is actually a robot

[ashutosh135]

nice! lol but look at his face expression...isn't they sux?

[jcnbw01]

Jesse Eisenberg plays Mark Zuckerberg better than Mark Zuckerberg... just saying.

[RewzhhHD]

HAHA fail, he is reading of a paper with all the shit...

[volandy]

fail tan))

[sim1productions]

Hahaaa Zuck! You can found Facebook but you can't get over 100K views on YouTube. Love it!

[Narek173377]

his eyes are blank cuz 24/7 his is working on facebook

[surmoke]

thumps up if you are danish :D

[omaroo2]

@surmoke xD no one did and i will nt im nt danish :D

[facebookradio1]

FaceBook Radio: facebookradio.eu



[alchemybabe1]

This is the man who only eats what he kills with his own hands. Creepy!

[raamraz]

this mofo is freaky

[kianskiputz92]

without facebook he would have never gotten a girl..

[OnlineBrowserGames]

@kianskiputz92 Without facebook you wont be actually "be in a relationship"

[ToastyLermon]

lol i cant wait till eduardo saverin tries to submit a story.....

[taidghr45]

"exciting milestone" it's fuckin half a billion people using what you created!!!!

[1206granny]

negative comments ... hmmm ... but... you guys using facebook right?

[ChineseFoodEatnNigga]

What a freakin Weirdo

[psychoB8765]

@ChineseFoodEatnNigga He's a rich weirdo.

[proximo08]

he talks like a robot !

[kelliferrr]

He blinked five times.

[Roshy26]

atleast he smiled in 1:20 :D

[rubberrand142]

DEATH TO THE AUTO TUNE!!!!

[pitythekitty]

he never blinks

[indigopocky]

for some reason this video makes me want to leave fb :/

[alideutscher]

hey mark can i "borrow" a million bucks?!

[rockonmario]

fuck it, he's reading from an autocue.

[hienzee]

facebook is so insecure,just hacked password of my friend using this software called chinaman facebook hacker(see link in my channel comments) Mark Zuckerberg please improve facebook's "security"

[18wtrucker]

He doesn't stare, he's just reading off a script, lol.

[tinexwterastia]

i want mark to fuck me! he is such a stud!

[loco4vicodin1]

@tinexwterastia And if he didn't have billions in the bank or founded a website you wouldn't of looked twice at the guy.

[alphabetlerner]

@loco4vicodin1 believe me, i would... ok money's good, but it's the last i look for.

[alphabetlerner]

@loco4vicodin1 tinexwterastia here

[dalemarion]

nice work Facebook.

[amyanjojo]

Im 1 of that 500 Million!

[lbj96347]

i love facebook and i hope that you can come to china quickly

[Rholex29]

thanks facebook for finding my old friend,ancestor,relatives,,mak­ing connect easily^^

[alexshmalex]

You can start by cleaning up that office. What a mess!

[jadaty1111]

the autocue / teleprompter  starts in the west and goes all the way to the east... if you know what i mean...

[MrPoPpInG4]

Well i think i got a better idea but my php skills are too low level :/ im going to study...

[Royalllllll]

good reading skils

[shelly4467]

Cheers ! I just watched the movie ! Thank you for being CEO of the year Bitch ! XOX,

wishing you all that you desire . Go for it !

[kanikabasu]

THANK YOU...

[sinead1994]

For such a powerful man.. Hes quite awkward!

[Shafaetislam]

i love this 1:27

[Shafaetislam]

well Facebook is the best social network. My friends, uncle, aunt etc they all have facebook. I just blindly ask my friends for there facebook and they say they have facebook. Half of the world is having facebook. It really connects me with my friends.

Thanks to Mr Mark

[CanYouTouchMeWhereIP]

@BrookesAstar If Facebook is a waste of time, why are you 'wasting your time' by watching videos uploaded by facebook and that are totally about facebook?

[mcdandancruz]

uma legendinha de vez em quando não faz mal a ninguém :D

[DirectorREM]

his right eye is staring on the camera and his left eye is reading...

[CanYouTouchMeWhereIP]

@DirectorREM Haha that's pretty epic man.

[juancarlos23alva]

READING the "SPEECH" not even writing by him .. MARK .. THE BEATLES sing about you

[hahahahahasjovt]

Hello Mark, as you've said, Facebook will always be free!, but it cost money to my iphone..., why earn more money that way!? please anwere

-Oliver

[MariaKilljoy]

Danish! hahahahah!

[MaikuSenpai]

How many times did he blink?

[gr14120047]

ConnectU

[MrShneck]

JEW

[Jordancooldog]

"...you really have created a worldwide movement"... of making people obsessed with their social life.

[Maximillionaire666]

Wow, Jesse Eisenberg is a better Mark Zuckerberg than the real Mark Zuckerberg.

[2012PIOTR]

@Maximillionaire666 SURE! The Social Network

[chedriane42]

@Maximillionaire666 that's like saying the the guy who played jesus christ in the passion of the christ is better than the real jesus christ.

[tmprogram]

this guys a ugly faggot

[Jordancooldog]

@tmprogram

Wow, you've discovery a correlation between computer programming and ugly people!

[tmprogram]

@Jordancooldog plus mark thinks hes saving the world