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  • When I hear him talk, the first thing that came to my mind was, "Hello Newman" lol

  • i met him!!!!

  • You are my new hero!

  • I saw him tonight at Calgary At Screamfest! He's great!

  • I can do what you do maybe we got it from our "dad" haha

  • thats gross

  • fk

  • The awkward moment when a 450 pound man is more flexible than I will ever be

  • i like contortionism, but a little odd...but impressive that he's big n can still do stuff liek that D:

  • Muito legal!

  • This guy could easily, easily lost the weight.

  • of course he can get that straight jacket off... it is not meant for 400 lb dudes

  • holly crap His got Boobs

  • im 5"11 ....... Tall.. awkward pause

  • what a gimp that guy "is this really for the journal? sweeeeet"

  • Stop at 5:12 then you can see a unibrow face

  • I like the hair between the tits

  • Street Fighter 4 Rufus!!!! Google it for you people who don't know

  • @KamenRiderBlackSun HHAHAHAHAAHA i googled it, YOU HAVE NAILED THIS ON THE HEAD MY FRIEND. HYSTERICAL

  • he also has a lisp

  • Um contorcionista da pesada! :)

  • @andff Me lembrou sessão da tarde kkkkkkkk

  • lol

  • I think I'm going to be riding the LRT everyday until I meet this guy!

  • esse sim e um gordo que nao faiz gordiçe. ahahhahahahahhaaha :D

  • clip of the day at abstractjunkies, com

  • fuck you fat people! your kind kills itself off and is lazy!

  • totally did not need to see the strait jacket bit.

    i think you should stick to comedy.

    i have seen some crazy contortionists, you don't come close.

    Being fat does not give you the excuse for doing something mediocre and claiming it to be spectacular.

    that would be like a fat dude running 100 m in 1 minute and going

    YEAH !!! fuck usain bolt.

    all the people clapping and cheering were doing it out of pity probably.

    i know this seems really mean, but it is the truth

  • i'm the female verision of a fat contortionist, i'm 5'7 275 pounds and i can do everything he can do!

  • q cara derrotado... pqp

  • WTF... this is just gross!

    that piece of pure fatness coming out of his belly! wtf!

    just sad....

    sad....sad....sad

  • grande bosta, muito magrelo faz isso, só ficam impressionados por que o cara é gordo, não ser saudável é engraçado agora...

  • Omg! Slimer ?? From Ghostbusters???

  • uma merda isso

  • this guy have a pink sox!

  • o cara é gordinho e consegue fazer isso o.O

  • I like the part when he's fat

  • NO!! DONT TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHS

  • this guy should use his flexibility to learn how to dance or do martial arts,i´m also overweight i did that and it worked for me,i already lost 30 pounds :)

  • It's Creed from the Office at 4:37 :)

  • i think he needs to go back performing at the circus and fairs. its creepy what he does.

  • he's making a mockery of him self.....stop it please you look like a fool.

  • Boring and hes kinda retarded.

  • Got honey?

  • 5:12

  • This guy does what he loves!

  • @rangersleadtheway10 Seriously? I love to have sex but that doesn't mean I'm going Matt-Sex.. - .- get a haircut and get a real job.

  • I think he went too far with the straight jacket at the end, but rolled with it like a pro.

  • 'The English call it the bread basket, the french call it the fruit bowl, I just call it - fat guy in spandex.' Of course!

  • Pq diabos o não salvo me mandou pra ca?

  • Ele parece uma azeitona gigante =/

  • Depois que meu dinheiro acaba até contorcionista gordo aparece ._.

  • You say he doesn't do anything impressive, but I'd like to see you guys pull that stuff at his weight.

  • i was going to masturbate, but now i dont

  • Oh... and really what did he do that was worth noting? The splits?

  • mmmmm...... i don't get the whole point of this video...?

    what's he trying to say?

    and how exactly does he get paid for this worthless nonsense?

  • Definitely mentally challenged

  • ...

  • You do nothing impressive.

  • He said that exactly one day, before he died from a heart attack. Still a virgin.

    What an achievement. The Darwin Award committee would be proud.

  • his voice sounds like winnie the pooh :)

  • @rheemix he also sounds like the Kaa from The Jungle Book

  • :blinks:

  • child molestor

  • "that's this many!"

  • "My weight fluctuates with the candy of the season.." YES! This guy rocks.

  • @sirormadame No he does not rock, he will die within 5 years :)

  • @sirormadame and thats why your a hambeast

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