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  • I actually prefer peaches over apples.

    OH, and it is NOT better than a Laptop. It really isn't.

    The keyboard on the ipad sucks.

    I wouldn't have bought it if i did not get it for 100€, becuase we get it for school. It should us 'help learning effective' or so. It helps us playing angry birds in our English lesson.

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  • what's the difference between cancer and a black man?

    Cancer gets Jobs

    :D

  • @LewisLetsPlay thats not even funny, you have a disgusting sense of humour

  • @xxRawShotz wtf, look at your username, that sounds more disgusting than that joke :/

  • @LewisLetsPlay and yours is any better, sounds like you wanna be groping a guy called lewis

  • When will they release iDead?

  • I have this i.ped

  • Steve Jobs own a PC

  • Fuck this Company

  • why is every1 so pesimistic? do u want technology or rocks and stones? lol

  • lol this guy fkn dresses like a bum 24/7 even tho his one of the richest fags in the world

  • OH MY GOD!~!~!~!~!~!~!~`!

    

  • Thumbs up if you think the iPad keyboard sucks.

  • Lol. Did Steve Jobs just troll the world?

  • I HATE STEVE JOBS

  • lols i like apple...(i have a macbook) but c'mon is the ipad better than a laptop?

    no i dont think so! you can't play high res/graphic games on it etc

    and the HP DV..... has a tablet too! which has a touchscreen that can be used as a sort of ipad but it also can be used to play games on windows 7...

  • What this device does is extraordinary; you can browse the web with it...

  • The question is: Will it blend??

  • @TheKillerTuna Yes it does

  • I like my iPad..

  • tathh man is a hero for meee!!!!!

  • Why did everyone clap when he was like, we call it the ipad, it's just a name, they have no idea what it looks like, the speech would be better if he said, this is a giant iPod touch and we are deluding you into thinking your getting a good thing for money when really we are ripping you off for when you could easily get an iPod touch and wear glasses that magnify stuff 10x bigger

  • "You can turn iPad, anyway you want." I didn't hear Diagonal support. :|

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  • oh sh.t he's Walter White !!!!!!! not steve

    

  • steve hasnt changed his clothes since the launch of apple corporation

  • he uses "phenomenon" word too much. when its not

  • WOWWW SOOO innooovvaaattiiveee... not. -.-

  • So basically wat theyve done is took an ipod touch made it bigger and made it more expensive than a netbook and twice the price.

  • @jt663 More expensive and twice the price? I guess you didn't go to grammar school lol.

  • @mrblob20 i know fail right 

  • @mrblob20 Welcome to the internet, where grammar is irrelevant.

  • pretty sweet device...but not worth the hype. oversized itouch.....of course the added data plan is cool

  • the use of the word experience that much makes me feel dirty :'O

  • this explenation would apply if you talk to someone brought here with a time machine, but not from anyone who lives in post 2005

  • I FUKIN HATE AMERICANS!

  • "We call it, THE IPAD", No shit dude...

  • I am French , and I like it ! It is very very good and it is nice !

    I have got a Ipad , It is a smaller computer !

    

  • All the people in the audience were probably thinking "this is exactly like the ipod touch"

  • I hate when people say ugh mac is better than PC. MACS ARE PC'S. pc=personal computer.

    unless macs arent personal computers. then im wrong

  • I think its great its like a laptop with no keyboard!

  • Who was allowed to attend this conference? Was it open only to the media or the general public?

  • Ipad doesn't have flash support.

  • PM ME YOUR EMAIL IF YOU WANT IT FOR FREE!!!! (lockerz invite)

  • better is iphoneee

  • anyone notice that the journalists in the crowd are all using PCs?

  • It's like iPhone for blind peoples...

  • Does anyone know when it comming to Europe?

  • @030terror after summer

  • this sounds so retarded... "its amazing", "best experience ever" but he gives no reasons why thats the case. shit i dont know what to say it just sounds ultra lame simply lol.

  • better than a laptop? hahahaa

    no flash player = sucky bullshit scam.

  • it sounds like he never heard about a iphone

  • Unneccesary thing.

  • I love both windows and Apple in situations :)

  • I love windows but I Want and Ipad :D

  • This is the worst speech i've ever seen!

    It seems good tho :P

  • This one has no camera, right? It would have been almost perfect if it has a camera in it, rumors are everywhere that it has a camera, but i do not see any camera, maybe they mistakenly see the home button as camera.

  • is ja alles schön un toll doch wie viel kostet die scheise ^^

  • Bullshit

  • piece of shit..

  • so ein scheiß braucht man nicht

  • apple marketing is best =)

    they spread rumors months before the release of a product so they don´t have to spend any money to make sth popular- instead of that the newspapers pay for coming to the apple conference...

    soooo WIN :D

  • Apple is shit, Ipod is shit, Iphone is shit and Ipad of course is shit too!

  • haany nice guys out there who want to chat and talk on the phone

  • all of u who say its rubbish do u lyk a iphone or ipod touch because its bigger so its betta experince for everything.thev'e included the same features but a little bit better and i have a ipod touch but im still going to buy it purely because apple never disappoint wiv product

  • QUE MASSA VÉIO!!!!!!

  • ûhsder

  • I phone , Apple , Ipod , I PAD

    are there not better NAMES?

    (:

  • Is it a huge iphone?

    It looks like...

  • well mac rules, but what is that? a scientology meeting?

  • it's an INCREDIBLE feelin to hold the internet in your hands''

    is this guy on crack lol

  • OMFG you suck all!

    Windows 7 is really stolen from MAC OSX

    APPLE FOR THE WIN!!!

  • iPAd is stupid..an oversize iPod touch -.-"

  • @haikallp I got one Its not stupid its COOL!!

  • @haikallp I got one Its not stupid its COOL!! its better than a stupid iPod touch -.-'

  • Fuck Apple crap

  • soon in stores the

    i-CraP ;-)

  • @Djwakez agree

  • "We call it the iPad"... the dumbest name ever you bastard. But then the device does suck worse than a used feminine hygiene product

  • @YzorYzor

    Yeah, theres a great MAD-TV skit on that... :D

  • Immer diese Äpfel xD

  • "some people put their photos on it" oh now we call it iPornoPad ROFL

  • no you just made it up

  • Rofl, no wonder people makes parodies of him. "You can turn it anyway u want it!" :O OMG! "Holding the internet in your hands is amazing!" OMFG! HIS RIGHT! Rofl omg... cant rly say omg enough. Lame IMO! probly get trolled without saying imo lol.

  • jo oron whats cracking mofucker shut the fuck up you bitch busting your mum

  • Wasn Crap

  • Ipod Touch, just in XLL. Wow, that so "awesome". No flash support for the browser etc. That's definitely not what I would call the "ultimate web experience".

    Auf deutsch: Braucht kein Mensch :p

  • @KoreanBackdash i agree with you no flash support i mean thats the point for browsing right.

  • @KoreanBackdash that is sorta the point

  • @KoreanBackdash and now it is the most successful tablet pc. :D what do u say now?

  • Loved the wolf whistle!

  • HABEN WILL!!!!!

  • I give you the ipad! *glowing ipad*

    audience: what is that crap?

    audience #2: i want it!

    audience #3: Do giant exist?

  • ähm Sorry aber das iPad ist noch nicht einmal erhältlich;-) Aber egal!

  • It's unneeded, it's expensive... but hey, it's APPLE!!!

  • wow that thing is crap

  • who the hell needs this shiiit

  • that was a whole lot of bullshit..

  • nice

  • i actually dreamed about having one, last night :'D.. i'm not planning on getting one tho..

  • wow its good

  • Well, this is more evidence of the inevitable coming of the MacBook Wheel. What a croc of shit.

  • ich hab ein ipad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • echt?! woher

  • =) na und? ich hab zwei !!

  • @techgirl911

    und wozu bitte? :D

  • ka... hab sie noch nicht ausgepackt

  • und wieso? :D sieht doch heiß aus ^^

  • it's like a Big iPhone xD

  • cu notebook hi iped

  • Crapple imed!

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  • "its the best browsing experience you've ever had." sure. without flash.

  • I'm with Phil DeFranco on this one:

    Just an over sized iPod on steroids...

    IF they were selling this for the same price in Europe as they will be in the US it'd be OK, BUT as we all got to know Apple, it'll be somewhere between 60-100% more expensive.

  • hey guys great idea. take an itouch, make it obnoxiously lagrer, 5x more expensive, and give it a stupid name and you got a seller.

  • This thing is retarded. LOL What the hell is the point of buying this piece of shit?

  • its like a huge fuckin iphone or an ipod idk

  • who wants to carry an overgrown phone around? doesn't even look like a laptop! ffs

  • those who say mac are shit are simply in denial.

    although this ipad does seem slightly pointless, you wouldnt want to carry it out and about with you.

  • what a fucking useless thing APPLE = SHIT

  • man did yall hear that u can change the homescreen nooooo thats cant be true i must be drunk or high or phenomenal incredible wow my dream of shit

  • OMG that's the worst piece of hardware I've ever seen and for Steve Jobs... All he can say is beautiful, wonderful, impressive, great...

    I think even though he would sell refrigerators to Eskimos ... he would still find a lot of buyers!

    A good marketing strategy is all you need... That's why Apple is so successful.

  • carino! sembra tutt'altro rispetto a quel pacco di iphone

  • Wow so innovative you can change your background, this is so new.

  • FAIL !

  • what a load of crap,there is absolutely nothing inovative about this.....

  • @14Srb88 I don't think so. Stick it to your kitchen wall and start watching movies, or browse the internet. I don't think it would look better with a 19'' flatscreen and a keyboard in front of it.

  • It will look better because screen of this is too high and its not good for movie watching.... And arent there tons of devices for watching movies or browsing internet ?

  • Oh yeah,it can change if you turn it the other way....but still I dont think there is anything groundbreaking about this,devices with same features already exist...

  • Wow... These could be the worst invention ever. A larger, less convenient, more expensive iPod touch? Sounds great. I guess the only plus is that you can actually customize it.

  • he talks like he launched a rocket to saturn but i think games on a big touchscreen can be fun

  • I wouldn't pay $499 just to run some basic games on a touchscreen.

    Especially when I could buy a laptop for ths same price and play Quake Live on it.

  • its a iphone + ipod touch + macbook

  • It doesn't even have the capabilities of a macbook.

    It runs on the same operating system as the iPhone/Touch, and uses the same solid state drives.

    All it has to it's credit is a 1.0 GHz processor, a bigger screen, and a virtual keyboard.

    It literally is just a big iPhone/Touch. Sure, Apple will probably come out with some interesting software, but it still doesn't justify the price.

  • I want an iPad!

  • This thing is gay. I have one it sucks. If you care your money then please take my word as scripture.

  • Only $40 to $60 dallors that's gehtto I'm buying that for family members

  • I think its an apple fail! No one wants something that big to carry around, just get a macbook or an itouch, the in between thing doesnt work as far as this product goes.

  • this is one of those ideas that was labeled as "Plan B" in some crazy lunatic's file cabinet he keeps next to his collection of crack-donalds happy meals toys...

  • dermacmitdermac i agree with you it does suck

  • oh WOW! the WHOLLEE page??

    I'm impressed :)

  • 4 i phones glued together

  • youre right!