Atheists don't Exist!

[psychoharrison]

nice sarcasm! thanks!

[ChickityChoice]

I had that book, and when I finished reading it I threw it out my car window in front of a church... I hope some kids found it.

[gsco82]

weak humor, not advancing the cause of atheism or comedy.

[BeBoBli]

@gsco82

Oh, it's nothing professional. I agree, but I thought it was fun!

[lnTheFlesh]

Did an entire nation claim they received a revelation from this spaghetti monster? Are the spaghetti monster's chosen people still in existence? Believing in God and Jesus is not the same. Enough with the fallacies. Attack the proof instead of using these childish fallacies.

[coolst0rybro]

Do they have "In Spaghetti Monsters we trust" on the back of US currency?

[TheSchmeal]

hahaha, yes believing in a flying spaghetti monster is exactly like belieiving in this imaginary person named Jesus!

[mchlbln]

this is what happens when you brainwash kids into religion they dont think for themselves

[bubles455]

atheists do exist and what is the flying spaghetti moster?

[dave19941000]

ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER.

[ljhop]

Blasphemy!!!! The IPU will strike you down with his magical sky horn!

[0000Bronboa0000]

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

[EvisceratorBand]

There's no scientific evidence that someone invented spaghetti, you religious weirdo.

[TheYoRomeo]

"God" is not a "Magical Man in the Sky"

I think the reason that atheists are unwilling to believe "intelligent design" is because all of the dogma surrounding established religion.

Time and energy are eternal. I can only conclude for intelligent life to exist, it must have always existed.

Why did this living, eternal energy force create us? Who knows?

I'm pretty sure it doesn't tell fanatical evangelists to ask for money.

Intelligen design is true.

Religion is bullshit.

[TheYoRomeo]

LOL@ mispelling *Intelligent*

How's that for a bit of irony?

[EvisceratorBand]

And anyway, it takes way too much faith to believe that all this shit just randomly popped up out of nowhere. If everything is so random, how the hell are you going to trust your own thoughts in the first place?

[Kesc777]

@EvisceratorBand Scientists (I think most of them) are determinists and "random" is just a subset of necessary. nobody believes that we popped out of nowhere, just don't know from where, like religious people don't know where god came from. And I'm philosophical skeptic, I don't fully trust my thoughts, but also I have nothing better to trust.

[EvisceratorBand]

@Kesc777 Well, do you consider what you just said right there to be a bunch of random thoughts?

[Kesc777]

No it is determined.

[EvisceratorBand]

@Kesc777 k, just making sure

[PillsC2E]

@TheYoRomeo

Well you were right about one thing- Religion is bullshit.

However, there is absolutely NO proof of intelligent design.

[jdepluva10]

Why. are you so awesome.

[fetalbetal]

every time a pirate cries a spaghetti box partially opens. - ancient wisdom

[illuzion30]

Ouch... the audio sure is rough.

[Evirlyn]

Well, that's what happens when you record on my digital camera.

[01101100d]

hail to the noodly appendage, i had noodles earlier, thats my form of worshiplol

[elvismilk]

Stop with the regress, it stops with God not needing a creator, find another avenue to travel, maybe your invisible man in the clouds will guide you with his shadow along another more modern useless path.

[Evirlyn]

lol If that was your point, why did you ask me the question? And how can you make such assumptions of what I think?

[elvismilk]

Do you think Dawkins gets FSM jokes at Italian restaurants? Some chefs might think he is a heretic.

[whatwiththehate]

There is only one Flaw in this arguement against the belief in God. The flaw is that we're not talking about spaghetti, we're talking about God. At least the belief in God Makes sense in a certain way.

[Evirlyn]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is God. :/

[ratchetsippi]

really, let it create something then

[Evirlyn]

Clearly you've missed the entire point of the video. The FSM is all around us. He created *everything.*

[ratchetsippi]

whos he?

[Evirlyn]

The FSM, of course. :/

[elvismilk]

You must wonder at times if people like ratch are just playing with you? But then again we both know, ratch probably isn't playing with you, and really just doesn't understand reason.

[Evirlyn]

Every time someone makes a stupid comment I hope that they're kidding. Sadly, yes, this usually isn't so. :(

[ratchetsippi]

exactly

[Evirlyn]

...Exactly what?

[row4bck2Ngland]

So if you criticize an athiest's unsure but proveable explanation of how things came to be (if in fact they ever "came to be," not everything needs a beginning), then tell me how your god made everything. when you can do that without a flaw, i'll believe you. oh, and btw, kudos to Evirlyn! ur great!

[PaineLover]

RAMEN!

[Evirlyn]

You're assuming that there is a meaning for us to be here. A planet doesn't 'need life,' conscious and intelligent or not.

[xxbrcakxx]

Lol thing about it... all the elements we live in... how our body works... its all a design...You belive in Evolution? Reallyy.... Hmm So we came from monkeys... Why ARENT Monkeys Evolving into Humans at this moment??? Im done with you...

[Evirlyn]

You're arguing over something neither of us can prove... The difference is belief... Belief that a magical man in the sky created it all, or belief that this world grew this way over millions of years... I was done with you the moment you began............. :D

[xxbrcakxx]

Um i can prove my theory... YOU CANT PROVE Yours =]

[Evirlyn]

Haha, you can prove that a magical man in the sky made all of this? Good luck.

[xxbrcakxx]

Lol @ Magical man... ur funny but sad...

[Evirlyn]

Oh, not as sad as you. This really is going no where. The way you use ellipses is painfully annoying.

[xxbrcakxx]

Hahah i pity atheists...

[Evirlyn]

And I pity anyone with any expectations of a god.

[Evirlyn]

So a magical man in the sky made everything? Who's theory really makes more sense? We could argue and speculate forever, but that wouldn't change my views, and it probably wouldn't change yours. ...eh, hello?

[psychosavant]

Ramen!

[cja420]

my apologies i took it seriously as well and have been looking for an excuse to chew out a large group of people lately so this is so a formal retraction but honestly how is it you expect to be taken seriously when your bashing their religion the way they bash all others still think their "god" should smack the s#!* outta them and maybe you but much love ne way

[cja420]

i dont care if theres a god or not all i know is this video has some how punched a hole in space and time to a world ruled by the dumbest crap ive ever seen who the hell disgraces and dishonors their religion by making a joke at their deity's expense i think ne one who wrote that RAmen crap should hang their heads in shame if i was your god id smack the s#!* outta you other then that much love to you all pull your heads out of that tiny dark place :D

[iriswednesday]

RAmen

[pacman236]

RAmen

[VirginAthenA]

The bible is a hoax. the bible tells us the earth is flat hahaha who can take that silly book serious.

[js560000]

@VirginAthenA No it never said that, even though people, and "scientists" back in the day believed that.

Men have changed their views relative to the shape of the earth.

But the Bible was correct all along.

More than 2,000 years before those voyages, the Bible said at Isaiah 40:22: read it.

So the more humans learn, the greater the evidence is that the Bible can be trusted.

[Chrisgodoflard]

Actually, that's sort of true.

[UTuBombEr]

RAmen

[BadBloodHank]

RAmen

[Skywee42]

lol.  sorry, I'm used to religious people saying retarded things like that, so, I took it seriously :p

[Skywee42]

"

Prove it...prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist...prove it. YOU CAN'T.

May his noodly appendage bless you, and stop being stupid.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is all around us."

Prove that it does. Oh, you can't!!!

Everywhere I look, I see idiot christians like you.

You're an insult to all christians, and just fuel my idea that all christians are fucking retards.

get a life. get a brain.

[Evirlyn]

Lol Pastafarianism is a parody religion. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about, or no sense of humor. The part that you quoted? That was a spoof off of the original video "Atheists don't exist" by YokeUp. :)

[dc2vegas]

that was awesome. Pastafarians unite!

[knightoftheroundvaan]

RAmen sister! Blessed are his noodley appendages!

[ragetony]

RAmen

[Jhudsonrox]

oh..my..god

[browns42]

i second that emotion!

[lachann]

Ramen!

[edua87]

Great vid, looking good.

[Evirlyn]

Eddie, is that you??

[edua87]

yep

[Evirlyn]

Well, hey! ^^

[Yokeup]

lost windsoc

[Evirlyn]

I'm a little disappointed that 'sock' is spelled incorrectly...

[Paulman717]

Ramen!

Cut-throat Jane speaks the truth! Haha

[Hadesprideandjoy]

RAmen, sister.