Yeah you really need to clean your ears cause we can all understand what he says. And I have no problem with Anne Hathaway. Shes the hot smart woman that you wouldn't suspect. After watching the trailer and that awesome line she has, I think she'll be amazing
You need the ring to make a construct of a bigger penis? Wow, you have yellow skin and a small penis, we have humans like that on our planet, I bet you're a horrible driver too.
waaaaaat u u have a vigina, a tit, a penis in a cluster yor green everything iz pinkish an iz semingly erect and and yor not even aroused ................ IM SO FUCKING SCARED RITE NOW!!!!!!!
"Uno-boob!? Oh my god, if you look at my spandex, you can totally see I have a boner!Is that too gay?"
"Nah man it's cool, you're bodies totally digitalized anyway so the size I see now down there is a total lie! And besides, your powers come from a ring...so...yeah...I have one boob...and THAT is NOT digitalized bitch!"
dude im sorry about what happened with your mom last night i was drunk........could you tell her not to post anymore of her naked pics on my facebook.....so..many.. fat folds.....
Are you serious? F$*#ING GREEN! I'm the Green Lantern and my nemesis is green too? We might as well just get the F$%#ing Hulk in here and have a green orgy. Ridiculous. Ridiculous.
Yeah you really need to clean your ears cause we can all understand what he says. And I have no problem with Anne Hathaway. Shes the hot smart woman that you wouldn't suspect. After watching the trailer and that awesome line she has, I think she'll be amazing
remarkable297 2 months ago
teehee
bat675 6 months ago
cc: i didn't know you were a girl
MrWhySoSerious2000 8 months ago
cc: do I have to put that in my mouth?
RShavingRStudios 8 months ago
cc "omg its so big!!!!"
guyvermaster84 9 months ago
cc: sorry i can't understand a single fucking word coming from your mouth
1TFA 10 months ago
CC: "So...that's what you use to make babies."
rockpunk92 10 months ago
Cool
moizthetoys1 10 months ago
CC: "Whats our Don't Ask-Don't Tell policy?"
planepuller 10 months ago
Am going to avoid the "Governator" like it was a hooter at fleet week
planepuller 10 months ago
Caption contest:- What those are hangin outta ur nipples??
loaner1000 10 months ago
Caption contest: My God the rummers are true , you are a chick
mrwickywoo 10 months ago
Caption contest
Wowzers sir i believe i shit my pants
Cloud1995324 10 months ago
is it suppose to erect downwards??? why does it bend like that??? let me guess....you named it BENDY?!?!?!
spreadinsicknes1 10 months ago
caption contest:
hey mom.. turn around and stand up off your knees
bicyclepro12345 10 months ago
holy shit thats big, c...c........can i touch it
bicyclepro12345 10 months ago
"THE RING....ITS SUPPOSED TO GO ON YOUR FINGER!!!!"
AUBRI92 10 months ago
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is that your cell phone case!!!
06611817 10 months ago
" you smoked all my weed"!!
cooe361 10 months ago
I hope my caption wont seem racist lol it's all in good fun
chrissup19 10 months ago
You need the ring to make a construct of a bigger penis? Wow, you have yellow skin and a small penis, we have humans like that on our planet, I bet you're a horrible driver too.
chrissup19 10 months ago
waaaaaat u u have a vigina, a tit, a penis in a cluster yor green everything iz pinkish an iz semingly erect and and yor not even aroused ................ IM SO FUCKING SCARED RITE NOW!!!!!!!
spacefrontear3 10 months ago
YOUR A WOMAN A GREEN WOMAN!!!!!
carterhalo255 10 months ago
"Well your.. genitals may be small.. but the green makes up for lack of size! Go buddy!"
alexcraig07 10 months ago
wow...thats huge!!!
Lotholious101 10 months ago
caption-
why is it crooked ?
EddieTheZombie26 10 months ago
wow.......your fuckn beautiful
IndeclineKills 10 months ago
uummm.....why is youre..penis on your chest???
vicRATTLEhead92 10 months ago
Caption -
*Green lantern penis activates*.... *moans* "oohhhhh, yeaahhh"
Devottee37 10 months ago
caption -" those are some awesome lizard tits"
We12tYizryan 10 months ago
Caption contest:
"That's one big lantern..."
mazivness 10 months ago
hey ho lets go
RaveKingZheljo3 10 months ago
"Are those real?"
TizarBizar 10 months ago
caption contest
'wow, thats one big alien wang'
utsmoi 10 months ago
make the app also on ANDROID!!!!
Caption Contest:
" I see we share the same taste when it comes to color of full body suites"
HJDtv 10 months ago
"Those are some...amazing? nipples Mr. Fish man"
DynamiteKiwi 10 months ago
"Who wants a body massage?"
slevkalev 10 months ago
@slevkalev BODY MASSAGE MACHINE GO!!!!
YOUNOTCOOKING 10 months ago
I don't know how I missed this, but why do you hate "Take Me Home Tonight" so much?
ProfQ 10 months ago
@ProfQ i wanna know that too
DynamiteKiwi 10 months ago
O my god...you do have boobs i knew it
mrjohnjo10 10 months ago
"Hmm, theres something fishy about that..."
6666Maggot6666 10 months ago
Are those Batman nipples?
Sqeaver 10 months ago
"Uno-boob!? Oh my god, if you look at my spandex, you can totally see I have a boner!Is that too gay?"
"Nah man it's cool, you're bodies totally digitalized anyway so the size I see now down there is a total lie! And besides, your powers come from a ring...so...yeah...I have one boob...and THAT is NOT digitalized bitch!"
CryingCheese 10 months ago
Someone needs to create a new Super Hero. All the old ones are outdated except Batman and Spiderman.
I mean come on, a guy with a ring? Really? Even the gay community says thats gay. True story.
DirkXXVI 10 months ago
I think I might have an.... erection
HotKoolAid94 10 months ago
Source Code was really good 9/10
HotKoolAid94 10 months ago
Check…out…those…TITS!!!
DickNixonBoy 10 months ago
Thats where you keep you're ring?
13drummerboy13 10 months ago
Goodbye Scarlett. Hello Chicken Fish Man!!
cherrybomb915 10 months ago
I swear I thought I just had to fart!
jeojoey 10 months ago
jizz in my pants!!
rikirux 11 months ago
OH MY GOD ....ITS BIGGER THAN MINE
MrGundamnews 11 months ago
GRANDMA????!!!!IS THAT YOU???!!!
MrGundamnews 11 months ago
Your boobs.... THEY'RE ALLIVE ! ! ! !
paulmcg421 11 months ago
'' HOLY CRAP !! are you fish nipples always that hard ? ''
Lazarou101 11 months ago
Shit I forgot to validate my parking.....
listerfiend21 11 months ago
"Yeah... I'm WINNING"
DontTestMeBeezy 11 months ago
omg im gay
hspncpnc 11 months ago
"...Oh My.....You Might Wanna Get That Checked out man"
Niggyomama 11 months ago
Nice suit man!
tuffy400 11 months ago
first 5 seconds are so gangst
StickyFingersAJ 11 months ago
its to late to win the caption contest retards
Goronixz 11 months ago
my karate instructor is in immortals...
MackFalzone 11 months ago
"Omg what is that, is so huge"
aprilljadee 11 months ago
you have such big abbs mr.alien!
sammyselfnsquirrels 11 months ago
"Are you sure this is part of my job?"
ErickGarcia 11 months ago
The Elephant man is the arch enemy?
Thejbirdy 11 months ago
You want me to put WHAT?....WHEEERE???
metalvocalistwanted 11 months ago
Hal Jordan: Dude, that's huge
Alien: C'mon man. Wait till you see the boner.
Hal Jordan: ........*WTF expresion*
melediv 11 months ago
@melediv LOL
warflin1 11 months ago
Wow Sunkist, we're gonna need a bigger boat...
wyattda 11 months ago
Nice suit.
silverhawkroman 11 months ago
y do u have two ?
MOES432 11 months ago
Nice suit!
miyaguitube 11 months ago
Reynolds: ''Huh, i didn't know oyu were jewish.''
illspirit1965 11 months ago
Reynolds: 'Didn't know you guys have two of em...'
onlyinmalta 11 months ago
hang over 2 ....isant broke dont fix it
reecemnl 11 months ago
When you talk your nostrils are hella annoying dude!!
The247th 11 months ago
Ryan Reynolds: Oh... its that big?
Alien: Yeah how do you think i get the ladies?
adamnguyenlol 11 months ago
Alien Dick: HULK SMASH!
phorushacos 11 months ago
or those real?
albertben 11 months ago
ryan reynolds: why are you wearing my shirt??
aduma123 11 months ago
Ryan Reynolds:Jesus that's huge.
alien:I know.
THECHUBBpsn 11 months ago
Damn! Lotion?
willstrasser 11 months ago
i didnt know the ring worked as a condom
xtremanater321 11 months ago
@xtremanater321 LOLLLLL
warflin1 11 months ago
hot tub time machine is one of my top 2 fav comedies... along wit dumb & dumber &40year old virgin
gambit19xmen 11 months ago
OH NO!!!! OH NO!!!!! I JUST SHIT IN MY GREEN SKIN TIGHT SUIT!!!! AHHHHWWW IT'S COMING OUT MY NECK HOLE!!!!
netral2 11 months ago
Wow! It's that small! Holy crap!
crazyjim200 11 months ago
are those real oh yay
lovenean 11 months ago
apparently tht fish has a bigger dick thn me
nabzter23 11 months ago
* she's banging Sean FUCKING Penn???!!! *
Noruego 11 months ago
Whats the story with "Take me home tonight" ?
Glazarov 11 months ago
Hey Dude does this look like a rash to you?
bebekissez 11 months ago
I would say he is looking at his weiner
MyChannelCool 11 months ago
"now that's what i call a penis"
ThatSephKid 11 months ago
dude im sorry about what happened with your mom last night i was drunk........could you tell her not to post anymore of her naked pics on my facebook.....so..many.. fat folds.....
pineappletree54 11 months ago
HO SHIT ARE THOSE HOW BIG ALIEN BRESTS ARE DAAAAMN!!!!!!!!
thecustomlegodude812 11 months ago
"Whoa...I gotta get me one of those..."
PotatoChipLover 11 months ago
LAst night at the party, Ryan went to sleep as Deadpool, but woke up the next day as Green Lantern
Ryan: "Oh man. I shoudn't have had that last tequ... what am I wearing?"
TheMr2099 11 months ago
mmmmmm, fish fingers
conor293 11 months ago
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leanbodylifestyle 11 months ago
"Is that a vagina on your chest?"
Sorafraggle 11 months ago
(Hal Jordan's Thinking: I should of never ate those shrooms.
caterpillars1tounge 11 months ago
fishguy:do u like what u see???
hal jordan:ur dick is bigger than the last girl i fucked!!! or was it a girl??? O...M...F...G!!!
techdeck3244 11 months ago
hulk is right once you go green you never go back
DemonicDragon08 11 months ago
DAM yours is bigger than MINE!
jalvizz 11 months ago
ME GUSTA!
goofman182 11 months ago
"i thought my bulge was big..."
mattwilhelm60 11 months ago
re Green Lantern: DUDE THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA WEAR!!!
nfkjanf 11 months ago
THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA WEAR!
nfkjanf 11 months ago
Are you serious? F$*#ING GREEN! I'm the Green Lantern and my nemesis is green too? We might as well just get the F$%#ing Hulk in here and have a green orgy. Ridiculous. Ridiculous.
jake111o46 11 months ago
You know, I didn't think that green scaly breasts would do it for me. Turns out they do. Oh yes they certainly do.
jake111o46 11 months ago
How, how do you have sex?
66sjones 11 months ago
HOLY SHIT! A HELMET MADE OUT OF SWORDS!?
66sjones 11 months ago
damn those are big
radu0507 11 months ago
whats that say on your shirt? i.. eat... humans.!?!
evild1515 11 months ago
ohh thats were i left my denturess
banfuckingkai 11 months ago
tCaption> Thay call me 22 inch
187maker 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
and i thought three TITS in Total Recall was strange
mastergolem12 11 months ago
And i thought three TITS in Total Recall was strange
mastergolem12 11 months ago
An enema is through your ANUS!? Why didn't you said so before I made the appointment??
gongasnabo 11 months ago
how green? oh..oh super green, super green!
Srraxxarrake 11 months ago
ITS SO ANGRY!
MrSamuelheart 11 months ago
Ahhh! alien!
dannyyamp2525 11 months ago
Rallis you ever gona review tron legacy? still waiting on your thoughts.
drepachi77 11 months ago
Are they real?
loverwithfangs 11 months ago
OMG...you have a vagina on your chest....
afinchjawlullaby 11 months ago
Caption: Well .......fish don't have fingers so I guess that works out Prince Charles.
Kingpin8981 11 months ago
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is that what I think it is?
gamecreepers 11 months ago
Your lantern ring isn't suppose to be down there!
xXaHolyProdigyXx 11 months ago
so to get my ring i have to rub that thing
EditionEX 11 months ago
'And I thought human nipples were weird...'
Jackattacked92 11 months ago
Woah! Alien boobs!
MOTat18 11 months ago
"Why is your dick on your chest?"
BluntComicSuperShow 11 months ago
Ohh... Thats where you put your ring...
JackPatarou 11 months ago
Caption: NICE TITS!
Anoo93 11 months ago
GREEN LANTERN looks quite awful. when it comes out its gona get some really bad reviews...
patrickfuckingdavis 11 months ago
Caption: I don't think your ring goes there...
SukhberS 11 months ago
JESUS H. CHIRST
grayshot77 11 months ago
is it cold in here or what?
TheMrmcawsome 11 months ago
Yo wiener's so... fishy
MrAdolfoSandoval 11 months ago
Unrated hot tub time machine adds more humor
corvisthejoker 11 months ago
Chicken fish guy: What do you think? pretty big eh?
Green Lantern: Wow!........it's....it's green....
Hylian5 11 months ago
wow are those real?
CreatorOfPorn 11 months ago
WHOA awsome 3-D... its coming right at me!
emacias06 11 months ago
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"The ring can make your cock THAT big?"
mtgiggity 11 months ago
hes bigger than me!
G4game 11 months ago
movie caption: aww tardersauce!!
neo1303 11 months ago
"How much did those cost?!"
PS-Peter, your suit is incredibly stylin'. It looks very spiffy. Kudos.
CristinaFaithful 11 months ago
No Way!!!!
Yours is 3-D?
SoloDee 11 months ago
"OMG I Can See Your Nipples"-Ryan Reynolds
guest123man 11 months ago
I should of taken the blue pill
bape55555 11 months ago
"your "ring" is bigger"
RobtheBig 11 months ago
Not Fair.....But impressive
DeeTiger3 11 months ago
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"Are all of yours that big?!"
KrazyKousins 11 months ago
fuck*** epic
magv2400 11 months ago
You told me it was okay to pee in this suit...
chilloutsi 11 months ago
Ryan Reynolds thinking "THATS THE BIGGEST ALIEN PENIS I'VE EVER SEEN!"
loner300 11 months ago
hal you have crabs
darkneo334 11 months ago
"A MAN-GINA :D"
MrRichdip 11 months ago
Fish guy says, "Hey Bro..I got my Green Lantern suit today. Its official!, So..... What do you think"?
Ryan says, Uh.. Um... Its great!
(Damn this dude needs a fuckin mask)
100PercentBruceyB 11 months ago
three tits...Nice!
geassmanleon 11 months ago
''WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!''
HeadDaniel 11 months ago
I POOPED MY PANTZ!!!!
andrewthq1 11 months ago
are u like the black guy alien
jsramos97 11 months ago
"chicken, you got big breast"hahahahahahahah lol
marilyn616marilyn616 11 months ago
Yeah a dick joke is just too obvious. I'm feelin:
"Why the fuck am I listening to chicken shit when I could be using PRallis' free Netflix trial..."
commodorechristoph 11 months ago
How did Source Code get less than Hop?!
ericdeben 11 months ago
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"Check out my lattern ;)"
dragoncore 11 months ago
ITS THAT BIG !?!?!
dagr8alexander 11 months ago
"WOW! Thats BIG"
sion1er 11 months ago
EMMM! I just want to gobble up them Chicken Ballz
flogdolphin 11 months ago
In brightest day in blackest knight hooooolyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit wat the
Nezluv123 11 months ago
iv always wanted to see what a fish erection looks like.
sexypants98 11 months ago
"THE GOAT!!"
ChunkNorris86 11 months ago
"Well since Aquaman poops in the water, I figured it be okay to poop in your pool."
JuanRodriguez84 11 months ago
u should talk to your doctor about that clemedia.