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  • Yeah you really need to clean your ears cause we can all understand what he says. And I have no problem with Anne Hathaway. Shes the hot smart woman that you wouldn't suspect. After watching the trailer and that awesome line she has, I think she'll be amazing

  • teehee

  • cc: i didn't know you were a girl

  • cc: do I have to put that in my mouth?

  • cc "omg its so big!!!!"

  • cc: sorry i can't understand a single fucking word coming from your mouth

  • CC: "So...that's what you use to make babies."

  • Cool

  • CC: "Whats our Don't Ask-Don't Tell policy?"

  • Am going to avoid the "Governator" like it was a  hooter at fleet week

  • Caption contest:- What those are hangin outta ur nipples??

  • Caption contest: My God the rummers are true , you are a chick

  • Caption contest

    Wowzers sir i believe i shit my pants

  • is it suppose to erect downwards??? why does it bend like that??? let me guess....you named it BENDY?!?!?!

  • caption contest:

    hey mom.. turn around and stand up off your knees

  • holy shit thats big, c...c........can i touch it

  • "THE RING....ITS SUPPOSED TO GO ON YOUR FINGER!!!!"

  • " you smoked all my weed"!!

  • I hope my caption wont seem racist lol it's all in good fun

  • You need the ring to make a construct of a bigger penis? Wow, you have yellow skin and a small penis, we have humans like that on our planet, I bet you're a horrible driver too.

  • waaaaaat u u have a vigina, a tit, a penis in a cluster yor green everything iz pinkish an iz semingly erect and and yor not even aroused ................ IM SO FUCKING SCARED RITE NOW!!!!!!!

  • YOUR A WOMAN A GREEN WOMAN!!!!!

  • "Well your.. genitals may be small.. but the green makes up for lack of size! Go buddy!"

  • wow...thats huge!!!

  • caption-

    why is it crooked ?

  • wow.......your fuckn beautiful 

  • uummm.....why is youre..penis on your chest???

  • Caption -

    *Green lantern penis activates*.... *moans* "oohhhhh, yeaahhh"

  • caption -" those are some awesome lizard tits"

  • Caption contest:

    "That's one big lantern..."

  • hey ho lets go

  • "Are those real?"

  • caption contest

    'wow, thats one big alien wang'

  • make the app also on ANDROID!!!!

    Caption Contest:

    " I see we share the same taste when it comes to color of full body suites"

  • "Those are some...amazing? nipples Mr. Fish man"

  • "Who wants a body massage?"

  • @slevkalev BODY MASSAGE MACHINE GO!!!!

  • I don't know how I missed this, but why do you hate "Take Me Home Tonight" so much?

  • @ProfQ i wanna know that too

  • O my god...you do have boobs i knew it

  • "Hmm, theres something fishy about that..."

  • Are those Batman nipples?

  • "Uno-boob!? Oh my god, if you look at my spandex, you can totally see I have a boner!Is that too gay?"

    "Nah man it's cool, you're bodies totally digitalized anyway so the size I see now down there is a total lie! And besides, your powers come from a ring...so...yeah...I have one boob...and THAT is NOT digitalized bitch!"

  • Someone needs to create a new Super Hero. All the old ones are outdated except Batman and Spiderman.

    I mean come on, a guy with a ring? Really? Even the gay community says thats gay. True story.

  • I think I might have an.... erection

  • Source Code was really good 9/10

  • Check…out…those…TITS!!!

  • Thats where you keep you're ring?

  • Goodbye Scarlett. Hello Chicken Fish Man!!

  • I swear I thought I just had to fart!

  • jizz in my pants!!

  • OH MY GOD ....ITS BIGGER THAN MINE

  • GRANDMA????!!!!IS THAT YOU???!!!

  • Your boobs.... THEY'RE ALLIVE ! ! ! !

  • '' HOLY CRAP !! are you fish nipples always that hard ? ''

  • Shit I forgot to validate my parking.....

  • "Yeah... I'm WINNING"

  • omg im gay

  • "...Oh My.....You Might Wanna Get That Checked out man"

  • Nice suit man!

  • first 5 seconds are so gangst

  • its to late to win the caption contest retards

  • my karate instructor is in immortals...

  • "Omg what is that, is so huge"

  • you have such big abbs mr.alien!

  • "Are you sure this is part of my job?"

  • The Elephant man is the arch enemy?

  • You want me to put WHAT?....WHEEERE???

  • Hal Jordan: Dude, that's huge

    Alien: C'mon man. Wait till you see the boner.

    Hal Jordan: ........*WTF expresion*

  • @melediv LOL

  • Wow Sunkist, we're gonna need a bigger boat...

  • Nice suit.

  • y do u have two ?

  • Nice suit!

  • Reynolds: ''Huh, i didn't know oyu were jewish.''

  • Reynolds: 'Didn't know you guys have two of em...'

  • hang over 2 ....isant broke dont fix it

  • When you talk your nostrils are hella annoying dude!!

  • Ryan Reynolds: Oh... its that big?

    Alien: Yeah how do you think i get the ladies?

  • Alien Dick: HULK SMASH!

  • or those real?

  • ryan reynolds: why are you wearing my shirt??

  • Ryan Reynolds:Jesus that's huge.

    alien:I know.

  • Damn! Lotion?

  • i didnt know the ring worked as a condom

  • @xtremanater321 LOLLLLL

  • hot tub time machine is one of my top 2 fav comedies... along wit dumb & dumber &40year old virgin

  • OH NO!!!! OH NO!!!!! I JUST SHIT IN MY GREEN SKIN TIGHT SUIT!!!! AHHHHWWW IT'S COMING OUT MY NECK HOLE!!!!

  • Wow! It's that small! Holy crap!

  • are those real oh yay

  • apparently tht fish has a bigger dick thn me

  • * she's banging Sean FUCKING Penn???!!! *

  • Whats the story with "Take me home tonight" ?

  • Hey Dude does this look like a rash to you?

  • I would say he is looking at his weiner

  • "now that's what i call a penis"

  • dude im sorry about what happened with your mom last night i was drunk........could you tell her not to post anymore of her naked pics on my facebook.....so..many.. fat folds.....

  • HO SHIT ARE THOSE HOW BIG ALIEN BRESTS ARE DAAAAMN!!!!!!!!

  • "Whoa...I gotta get me one of those..."

  • LAst night at the party, Ryan went to sleep as Deadpool, but woke up the next day as Green Lantern

    Ryan: "Oh man. I shoudn't have had that last tequ... what am I wearing?"

  • mmmmmm, fish fingers

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  • "Is that a vagina on your chest?"

    

  • (Hal Jordan's Thinking: I should of never ate those shrooms.

  • fishguy:do u like what u see???

    hal jordan:ur dick is bigger than the last girl i fucked!!! or was it a girl??? O...M...F...G!!!

  • hulk is right once you go green you never go back

  • DAM yours is bigger than MINE!

  • ME GUSTA!

  • "i thought my bulge was big..."

  • re Green Lantern: DUDE THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA WEAR!!!

  • THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA WEAR!

  • Are you serious? F$*#ING GREEN! I'm the Green Lantern and my nemesis is green too? We might as well just get the F$%#ing Hulk in here and have a green orgy. Ridiculous. Ridiculous.

  • You know, I didn't think that green scaly breasts would do it for me. Turns out they do. Oh yes they certainly do.

  • How, how do you have sex?

  • HOLY SHIT! A HELMET MADE OUT OF SWORDS!?

  • damn those are big

  • whats that say on your shirt? i.. eat... humans.!?!

  • ohh thats were i left my denturess

  • tCaption> Thay call me 22 inch

  • And i thought three TITS in Total Recall was strange

  • An enema is through your ANUS!? Why didn't you said so before I made the appointment??

  • how green? oh..oh super green, super green!

  • ITS SO ANGRY!

  • Ahhh! alien!

  • Rallis you ever gona review tron legacy? still waiting on your thoughts.

  • Are they real?

  • OMG...you have a vagina on your chest....

  • Caption: Well .......fish don't have fingers so I guess that works out Prince Charles.

  • Your lantern ring isn't suppose to be down there!

  • so to get my ring i have to rub that thing

  • 'And I thought human nipples were weird...' 

  • Woah! Alien boobs!

  • "Why is your dick on your chest?"

  • Ohh... Thats where you put your ring...

  • Caption: NICE TITS!

  • GREEN LANTERN looks quite awful. when it comes out its gona get some really bad reviews...

  • Caption: I don't think your ring goes there...

  • JESUS H. CHIRST

  • is it cold in here or what?

  • Yo wiener's so... fishy

  • Unrated hot tub time machine adds more humor

  • Chicken fish guy: What do you think? pretty big eh?

    Green Lantern: Wow!........it's....it's green....

  • wow are those real?

  • WHOA awsome 3-D... its coming right at me!

  • hes bigger than me!

  • movie caption: aww tardersauce!!

  • "How much did those cost?!"

    PS-Peter, your suit is incredibly stylin'. It looks very spiffy. Kudos.

  • No Way!!!!

    Yours is 3-D?

  • "OMG I Can See Your Nipples"-Ryan Reynolds

  • I should of taken the blue pill

  • "your "ring" is bigger"

  • Not Fair.....But impressive

  • fuck*** epic

  • You told me it was okay to pee in this suit...

  • Ryan Reynolds thinking "THATS THE BIGGEST ALIEN PENIS I'VE EVER SEEN!"

  • hal you have crabs

  • "A MAN-GINA :D"

  • Fish guy says, "Hey Bro..I got my Green Lantern suit today. Its official!, So..... What do you think"?

    Ryan says, Uh.. Um... Its great!

    (Damn this dude needs a fuckin mask)

  • three tits...Nice!

  • ''WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!''

  • I POOPED MY PANTZ!!!!

  • are u like the black guy alien

  • "chicken, you got big breast"hahahahahahahah lol

  • Yeah a dick joke is just too obvious. I'm feelin:

    "Why the fuck am I listening to chicken shit when I could be using PRallis' free Netflix trial..."

  • How did Source Code get less than Hop?!

  • ITS THAT BIG !?!?!

  • "WOW! Thats BIG"

  • EMMM! I just want to gobble up them Chicken Ballz

  • In brightest day in blackest knight hooooolyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit wat the

  • iv always wanted to see what a fish erection looks like.

  • "THE GOAT!!"

  • "Well since Aquaman poops in the water, I figured it be okay to poop in your pool."

  • u should talk to your doctor about that clemedia.