Too Short - Freaky Tales II

[taofiq2x]

to much echo i cant hear the vocals

[KingJames432]

i aint heard t his version in ages.. now I'm sad .. so much is recycled

[Katelynsmama]

Love it! Thanks for posting. I remember going to the "underground" rap shop my senior year and picking up the LP of this (no typical stores carried it!) and bobbing my head! It was so cool cause I loved Freaky Tales and then there was a PART TWO! Saw him in concert in 1989. Short dawg!

[VoodooUprising]

Town slapz, thatz waz up..

[s1ns4n3]

LMAO I rememba my lil homie had a record of this, and his shit was scratched up, but now, I just finish downloading this song off of here onto my memory card to my phone

[lakersgyrll1]

MAN I REMEMBER DIS MAN DIS IS SUM THROWBACK SHIT!

[Tristan95816]

Im only 14 and i was raised in the Drake, Rick Ross, Lil' Wanye Age. I love this song, i may have been raised on "Best I Ever Had" but still bumping "Freaky Tales"

[bigbruthathunda86]

Pussy was so tight but wouldnt give me none.. I can so relate to that line

[bigbruthathunda86]

I was born in 86 and im bumpin this shit like it came out yesterday!! Niggaz aint fuckin wit short dog

[1962mlt]

@bigbruthathunda86 I was born in 62, and i'm still bumpin this SHIT today!!!!!!!!!!!!! Real Rap will never DIE!!!

[1962mlt]

@bigbruthathunda86 I was born in 62, and i'm still bumpin this SHIT today!!!!!!!!!!!!! Real Rap will never DIE!!! And real niggaz,, keep on PIMPIN them bitches. Leave the beggin bitch ass niggaz alone!!

[nunayobizness]

DAMN! HAVE NOT HEARD THIS IN 20+ YRS! GREAT POST

[beenpimping]

Back in the days Short was instructing us young men how to talk to these ho's. Now that I'm 28 and working on "OG" status, I find myself feeling sad for the next generation of youngsters who are fed mainstream rap.

Ya'll rookies should feel left out because you never had the chance to be acquainted with Playboy Short. Biiiiiiiitch! (2Short Trademark)

[illmatic826]

@beenpimping these lil niggas dont know about how to get at these bitches in stead of gettin at the bitches they tryin to look like em

[kerndaddy187]

man i used to bump the hell out of this cut. but it was on a single which makes it impossible to find nowadays. much props for putting it up.

[beenpimping]

I wanna thank my Dad for banging this shit back in these days. You were always drunk but you knew good music mayne.

[carlasow]

@beenpimping lol tel ur dad 2 hit me up

[BF6ct]

I had both 12inches back in the day but had to move and get rid of them. :(

[bobbydog808]

Short!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I named my Pitbull Too Short and he was a bad muther fcker too>>>>

[bobbydog808]

Short!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



[OKrepresent]

"She saw me on the stage cold spittin' the rap!" Too $hort the top old school rapper on the West Coast IMHO. He raps to the beat "colder than a motherfuckin winter storm!" I love his old school style, so so many classic lines right here! I've been listenin to him since 87-ish. Used to hear this bassline bumpin all summer long, every 15 minutes a g-ride would roll through the streets 4 miles an hour bassssinnn

[sweetcgardner]

when did this come out?

[209stocktonn]

waz tp treatment



[MoeMonayE]

@209stocktonn Total package treatment

[TheSAAPHARI]

ITS THE CALIFORNIA LIFE STYLE THAT I LIVE.........TELL IT SHORT DOG.

[xllVIIuRDeRzZ]

my 2nd orgasm lmao

[MrAb07fou]

check my videos ima white rapper 12 GAGE mrab07fou is my page at moment

[LunchTableDigital]

MEMPHIS IS SHORT DOG CITY MY MAMA IS A TOO SHORT FAN IT RUNS IN DA FAMILY

[sco74]

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiitch!!

[rese354]

this my first time hearing part 2 alsobut it's cool cause I like too short!

[figmade]

@dlewis7408 great storry faggot since we all give a fuck

[bigvic916]

ALL TIME FAVORITE....LOVE TOO SHORT.......

[cappriment]

Oh Snap, this is the first time, I've ever heard part II. I've been down with Short since I first hit the Oaktown, back in 86. This is the Shit. Thanks

[AussieKen1972]

Tina, Tina the Sperm cleaner!

[sir404]

THIS SHIT  GO HARD

[8247751]

THIS SONG IS SO RARE TOO SHORT DOESNT EVEN HAVE IT

[US4Israel72]

Too short was one of the originals I grew up with. Such a distinct voice, I love it!

2 short fan 4 life!!!!!!!

[zamboozledd]

penis



[alandshawni]

When I first heard this song as a kid I had a nightmare or two about the part where he says something about the chick doing a move that will rip your dick.

[mimiizzystars]

FUK ALL YOU HATERZ, HE IZ THE SHIT YOU ALL KNOW IT

[MemoJr414]

Freakytales pt. II is better than the original

[TheJrMack]

My young homeboy heard me rap & said he had WAY more freaks then that!

[23myrin]

My name is short my game is long I freak these hoes and I sing these songs it's been a long time and everybody knws I'm talkin bad about u hoes u stop and wonder just wat it is the california life style tht I live. Too short is gansta my favorite rapper

[mareahwonah]

this track goes hard!

[LMProductions09]

@d4z3dnc0nfuz3d

LMAO.

Real shit bro, player for life!

[bigpimp42096]

ur a dumbass lol get sum balls to suck

[d4z3dnc0nfuz3d]

it was a joke homo

[njcroboy1]

i hear your mom knows him true story he pimps her

[d4z3dnc0nfuz3d]

haha your so funny bro

[DeezDaDon]

if you were born in the 90's you probably herd your moms name in this song...thank god my mom nevah met too short lmao!!

[thatstheguy07]

ahhhhhh tina

[VeryVanity]

sooo many freaky tales. 3 SONGS. i'd neverrr get with too $hort. i love him thooo.

[GODDLYNESS]

anyone have a download linK?

[williesdeane]

It came out in 88'

[ChicanoTattooArt]

I never knew he made this, when it come out? I know he made songs like more freaky tales.

[DjapeCorleone]

uh zajebane price samo porno !

[msohio18]

this my shit

[kmayfiel]

MattyMatt, you tripped out for that info homie, that's called TMI. Sounds your freaky tales ended up being leaky tales. Stay strapped up baby....damn!

[stacy92272]

666

[tentpants2]

does anybody know where to find that freaky y2k tales that was the best version

[MattyMatt761]

this is a good rap. it reminds me of when i used to fuck a different bitch everydaay, but then i got all fat n shit n my balls started to stink even after i took a shower cuz i had testicular cancer. the music still takes me back though to the good old hard core pimp days when bitches still took me serious n i would slap some bitches around to "correct" their mind frame.

[tp9337]

nigga are u serious?

[The25back]

nigga god damn!! HAH HAAAHH

[Crip52Crazy]

DAMN!!!! HOMIE T.M.I wrap it up Cuz

[mrseazye]

OMG HE SAID MY NAME 4:15!!!!

[nathaly415]

oakland in tha house !!!! from sf to ny.....bay area

[sagabrush]

Hey, he already did Annette in Freaky Tales I.

[juswolf22]

lmao i guess it was that good he had to hit again

[sal4081]

man i fuk all the name on this song that why they call me a plya

[FRR333SSSSHHHH]

stfuuu..!!

ur a faagot and like dick in ur mouthhh..!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA!

[dyeballa04]

would u have sex with a sheep if his name was alex?

[DrJPhoenixx]

Damn..."ANGIE SMITH..." I remember hearing this song on a tape a friend let me borrow in high school in 1989. This still hits hard to this day!

[InsaniacTV]

I remember hearing this song on my friend's walkman in 1992. Never knew where it originated from... Anyone know?

[megamarsonic]

...This song has pretty much the same lyrics as Cocktales. What's up with that?

[Imaginationallday]

Somebody HHHOOLLLAA great shoit here but if you have the EXPLICIT version hit me up I need that one..It was a single song lil bit more up beat but same artist...Keep JAMMING....

[biggestwaynefan]

lol i aint even know he made a second part

[pleestation23]

aboriginal gangsters

[yungromerepdadyt]

dis da type of music wer dat u ride n a classic let da top back turn dis shit up n jus crus

[misteriuz25]

THIS SHIT GO HARD

[dlewis7408]

Im one of the biggest Too $hort fans in da bay Area. Freaky Tales 2 came out on a cassette & record single with the song ''Mack Attack'' about May or June of 1988.

I've been listening to Short's shit since 1983 with Invasion of the Flat Bootie bitches & Girl in 1985.

Big ups To Mr. Short.

[goatboy679]

didnt no hes been around so long.remember i wish i was a lil bit taller?

[1717barajas]

that song wasnt by him. it was by some foo named skee-lo

[DEEZNUTZ260]

BULLSHIT skeelo was'nt even heard of, an he aint heard of now. BIIIIIIITCH

[ouailias]

no way ur probably 14year old who just knows too short and read allot of wikipedia on too short...

[dlewis7408]

Nah G.

Im a Young O.G. pushing 40 yrs old.

I've been listening to "Short" probably before you were born.

Stay in a kids place youngsta!

[heckrazor]

young o.g? first of all 40 years old aint young at all...your bout due for your mid life crisis grandpa. second a real O.G. usually dont make it past 25 so...i highly doubt your an "O.G."..

[dlewis7408]

Well Young man.. Sounds like im dealing with a loose cannon. Lol.

1st of all a real O.G. makes it past 25 by not gettin' caught up with the bull shit in the streets.

If you choose to make wise decisions in life you'll live to be a O.G too and more people wlll respect you.

2nd of all Never diss someone you know nothing about.

Thats how alot of young kids get killed today by not thinkin' before they open their mouths.

3rd Be a leader not a follower & maybe you'll live to be a O.G.

[heckrazor]

well old timer, sounds like im dealing wit a douche bag.. and OG is original gangster, i dont wanna be a gangster, gangs and gang affiliates are stupid and 100% pointless...no pride in killing a kid because he likes blue more than red...

[gabe0789]

your just some ffag on his mommy and daddys computer. stop talking shit behind closed doors fag. the dude was just telling u, and you gotta provoke him. the dude is og cuz he kept his cool in front of some punk ass fagget

[dadidgital]

Man you right on the money these young ass dudes think they can walk around talking that big man SHIT but when they get they tops poped theier mamas want to come on the news talking about how they kids never started promblems and was a "GOOD KID". Its sad that these young ass kids got FRIENDS at home instead of PARENTS.

[cnotefolk]

@dlewis7408

My dude now thats trill talk thanks for droppin knowledge on the ignorant. ie.. ignorant means *not knowing*

[5kingluv5]

@dlewis7408 ur fuckin lame

[1CookieBoo]

@dlewis7408 That is so true. And most definitely some real talk.

[PeeGeeBeeDee]

@dlewis7408 Tell it Reggie Lewis.

[emplexityy]

@dlewis7408 yeah too short was dope, but his new shit is bad man, i hate to say it

[186otsd]

I remember having the cassette single to this in 1989!!! I was the only one in the hood with this!!!

[cvcs89]

they both tight

[pimpson2]

YA EVA MAKE ME MAD I'LL TOSS YA WIFE!

[derbyderb]

tina the sperm cleaner..lmao

[adairlong]

Awesome, I work with this chick name Tina and everytime I see her, I sing this segment in my head, one day she asked me why I'm always laughing at her. I just tell her it's a long story

[SQU1D213]

how many freaky tales did this dude make? he said every girls name then everyone's mama's name. dude got them freaks.

[vicodin75]

I never heard this? I think he made 3 but this is 4th all together lol damn which cd is this? homie has a gang of fucken albums.

[TonyStark509]

I had this back in to early 90's.....on tape!!!  A true classic.

[shyjayb]

Lol...I think He just made TWO. I didn't Even know he MADE a Second one...But it still Can't TOUCH the FIRST One

[Evokillrkc]

na this shit came out bout the time cocktails came out.

[ImSick0]

the first one is way sicker.

but this ones alright.

[shyjayb]

Good, but the FIRST one's WAYYYyyyy Better...He doesn't RING and go OFF with as many Names as he DROPPED in the Original

[tryyoluck]

I think this one was better

[wilburn4life86]

before you hear pt 3 and you hear yo name!!! G shit!!!

[vicodin75]

how many freaky tales he rapped? He had one I know for sure called More Freaky Tales, how old is this one?

[KINGZDIE]

This song was on a old school chicago gangsta shit mixtape I had waaaaayyyyy back in the day, it was a blue tape and it was bumpin'. It had mad ols school shit. I have been lookin for this version since 1997, thank you for uploading this shit. Good look....

[clickidyclack]

Ahhhh...

I never had this version...

Thank you...

[sk8terbonez]

2 short is awsome

[AllStar9512]

this is sum classic ass shit!!!

BIIITTTTCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!

[pimpson2]

TOO SHORT! THIS GOT ME IN THE ZONE!

[kerndaddy]

man you don't know how long i've been looking for this song. i should have known to go to youtube. wasn't this song originally on the flip side of a single or something?

[e1870]

H-E-A-D all you washed up hoes trying to throw that P. You just a big freak, you better not complain---- before you hear part 3 and you hear your name.

[pottersi]

ill shit righthere

[kansascityred]

What's my favorite word-BIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTCH

[e1870]

Moses at wauzi records sold this tape to me the day it dropped, rare and hard to find, big ups for posting bruh.. ONE...

[josbornx]

this is actually way better than the first

[mjn76]

What year was this released?

[gamewiz26]

1988 i think

[DJWeezy12]

Yea, it was 1988 off the 12" Single. Actually it's part of the bonus bass mix. That was everybodys fav' track in the hood. DJs today still use that beat on mixtapes. It's hard to find these days but it's always great to hear it when ya can 4'sho.

[vicodin75]

yea it does sound kinda old, its wierd how I never heard this one, I had all his albums

[64lolo]

A CLASSIC!!

[Michea1Myers]

HaHAHAHA tight shit 5*

[EAsports93]

a man this may be old but it's legendary what songs have you came out thats better don't try and diss a legend knowing you don't got shit

[lvskshyne]

fuckin gay

[dmalone319]

you suck

[Massakers]

hahahhahaha , nice old school track , I KNOW A BITCHES NAMED TOO SHORT ... good old beat , but its not the original version

[WaldoRojas]

tight shit, R.A.P.

[AbbottSupreme]

Boss track fam, hold it down. Hip-Hop!!

[derekhugh]

Nice

[tweetie35]

YEAH 7TH OR 8TH GRADE