RED FLAG. Possible 'white terrorist' attack in Minnesota. Northern white state. They closed the state government and sent the employees home. Maybe to plant explosives. False flag. Illuminati.
That was in a calm manner. Sorry, I should have used the word complain. I would figure with this logic that wal-mart would pay people better. FDR was the president during the Industrial revolution. America was on its way up. Women were forced to get out and show the guys they could handle home while they were gone to war. He got where he did because of his name, and his cousin Ted. (Same with Bush) And as for Adolf Hitler... Uh Yeah He shot himself after his empire crumbled" less
Palin is a moron, But she was going to drill for some oil and try to get us out of some debt. What the hell is Obama doing? Besides quadrupling the national debt
@gunniesack he's spending money to invigorate the economy silly... its the same Keynesian economics/ demand side economics thatf focused on high spending that got EVERY nation out of the Great Depression... I hear a lot of people who seem to suffer the delusion that solving the debt will solve the recession. it wont. In WWII, FDR didnt worry about the debt, neither did Hitler or Churchill, and thats how all three of those economies reinvigorated themselves, by spending (for war)
@dchris1990 No clue what that means, but pissing away cash will not stimulate your bank account. 4 years ago the liberals were bitching that Bush spent too much, but now that there's a cooler driver nobody cares if he's drunk behind the wheel.
@gunniesack i suggest you simply reread my statement, and get a clue... its not in another language sir, its just in simple english. how can you ever expect to know what is right and what is wrong, if you cannot understand why somebody disagrees with you, and debate them in a calm manner?
@dchris1990 ??? Not sure man, but there's nothing spectacular that FDR did to really be remembered in history books. He got where he did because of his name, and his cousin Ted. (Same with Bush) And as for Adolf Hitler... Uh Yeah He shot himself after his empire crumbled
@gunniesack lol have to disagree with that statement....well he led us through WWII fairly effectively, leading to us having the fewest casualties out of the major combatants, he led us through a depression that could easily have turned violent (Huey Long), he was revered by his generation, even more than reagan or JFK are nowadays ... and your statement of Hitler shows you honestly dont appear to know much about history :/ which sort of proves my point
@dchris1990 Wow He should have got the nobel peace prize for wars in two places, and heading America into a great depression by ignoring the debt, and I apologize that you think of Hitler as a roll model.
@gunniesack haha let me rephrase, hitler tried to exterimate the slavs and jews, he tried to regress the world back to the middle age darkness, he overthrew a republic and built a dictatorship. for you to remember him only b'c he shot himself, seems pretty vapid. thats all.
The Palin puppet doesn't sound like her at all. She needs to ramble on, incoherently, with constant run-on sentences and fragments that lead to absolutely pointless assertions.
@RayRoark2009 you like her rack. You like her like you'd like Miss South Carolina... but if you like her as a politician, you need to go back to school.
@TheSaboteurx No I like sarah palin cause all she is trying to do is make a wonderful difference in the world and most of you stuborn people out there do not wanna see that. You do not wanna see a change that would help our country for the good. I wanna see that. I wanna see this economy turn around and the environment protected more than it is now. I dont see why I had so many negitive votes on my last comment cause Im a youtuber to, I should be able to state my own opinion as well!!!!!!!
The Republicans are based off of traditionalist ideals.
No homosexual marriage = the same
keeping gun rights = the same
drilling for oil = the same
if you like sarah palin, i assume you like glenn beck? He hates progressives. Progressive's changed America as we see it today.
Your opinion is irrational, and so are your political views, probably fueled by Fox News. Giving Sarah Palin political power is grossly irresponsible... oh and Obama wanted change too?
very cool love this creative and fun PALIN GOING ROGUE CUZ WE CANT FIND HER> THEY ONLY TAKE HER OUT FOR BOOKSIGNINGS LOL QUIT GOVERNORS SEAT QUITE A BOOKSIGNING GETTING EVERYBODY ANGRY> QUIT HER VACATION WHAT A QUITTER
Yeah, those liberal nancy boys and their love for animals! The real tragedy in killing animals that do not threaten us is that neither Texaco nor Blackwater nor any such wholesome, large corporation gets to make a large profit out of it. It is a vast leftwing conspiracy.
ha ha ha, this is so funny, and sadly too accurate.
The sad part stems from the fact that many bible belt americans won't realize this video is satire, much like most republicans dont realize that the Colbert is actually making fun of them.
excuse me? And I bet your from Canada huh? well if you need help on getting schooled as to how Canada is the lamest country (lamest as in the political and biblical term) in the known first world, just add another comment under me and i would be HAPPY helping you.
lol. I bet your a preteen wanna be that cant find a life outside of calling people things you have no idea the meaning of on youtube. but you probably can't even understand that last sentence. takes a couple years of unsocialized education to figure it out.
I'm a pretten male , and I wear a training bra you fuckin' twat. I have no idea what you just said , let alone what I just said ......anything and everything you say MUST be true , cause you are saying it , right?
America's hatred of Republicans is well earned after lying us into war engaging on class warfare on the lower and middle class and doubling the national debt.....they're the enemy within.
If you support Republicans (and espically the Neocon mafia), you may as well support Osama Bin Laden.
we don't hate them. its just that democrats now have a say so after eight years, having lived with republican views from 2000-2008. no one hates republicans (a huckabee supporter on some parts) coming from a liberal democrat.
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The Bible says that in the Last Days there will be those who will deny the coming of Jesus Christ and at the same time they will deny Creation and the Flood as recorded in the Bible. With such denials prevalent today, do you think we are living in the Last Days?
I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you. What am I saying? Go ahead and hold your breath near a swimming pool or at the edge of a cliff. It's okay. If you have faith, God will protect you, I promise. No, seriously, I really mean it.
wow, im a christian and i think you're an idiot. there are always gonna be people who deny anything they're presented with. i have to agree with celephaith on this one
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democrats are a racist party. they take the black vote for granted. its sickening. Higher taxes and regulations keep black upstarts down, govt keeps blacks in shitty ghetto schools,and worst, they recognize blacks as inferior and need help from the gov't/quotas. and hell, only 62% of democrates supported civil rights act versus 80% of republicians.
Re delawareindahouse: Yes, that was the voting record in Congress for the 1964 Act, welcome to the twentieth century. Oops no, it's actually the twenty-first, try and catch up now! Blacks can now sit wherever they like on the bus and are even allowed to vote, florida being the exception of course.
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your party feels that blacks are inferior and need special help. its as simple as that. theres really nothimg more to say. hey, how about some midnight basketball programs? remember that? what a joke.
Do you have some evidence of the Democratic party saying black people are more special? I'm pretty sure they've just been stating that a lot of black people are still being treated very unfairly.
wait. You're saying the dems are racist? are you aware that in 2000 and 2004 major criminal charges were brought up against members of the repub party for supressing black voters? Also, your taxes FUND the schools in your district so your schools get worse as taxes go down (because funds for schooling programs go down). Perfect example: gear-up lost funding and can't do a summer program anymore. They help low-income students in NV get a higher ed. might wanna know what taxes do b4 you snuff 'um
Colbert is Palin's DICKLESS and BALLESS BITCH and PUSSY! Palin is GOD's CHOSEN ONE, GOD INCARNATE and the LIVING EMBODIMENT OF GOD HERSELF! Palin will reveal the world that she's got THE COMPLETE PACKAGE and Colbert has a PUSSY! Palin PWNS Colbert!
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are you asserting than africans are the slowest on the evolution chain? the least evoluted, and the closest to human's previous form, the dumber apes?
Sarah Palin and her husband Todd palled with terrorists! They belonged to the notorious Alaskan Party that wants Alaska to be independent. She recently addressed their convention and wished them to "keep up the good work"
Palin is a socialist. Each Alaskan receives $3,269 for just living in the God forsaken place Alaska!
Palin glorified her unwed teen daughter's pregnancy and proudly shows her to the world!
She went on a $150,000 shopping spree at RNC expense!
god you're stupid...they get that money back from government profit on oil sales. She doesn't take income from the rich and give it to the poor hints not socialism. She didn't spend 150,000 on clothes, her fashion person from the RNC did and they already are saying the number was grossly over estimated. Plus all of the clothes are being given to charity after the campaign. Check your facts before you run your mouth
I think you should go to an online dictionary and look up the term socialism. Now, I don't think that there's anything wrong with socialism -- and, indeed, Alaskans loved her for those tendencies -- but it DOES fit the definition of socialism. As do, you know, taxes themselves.
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if i had a dollar for every whiny fag brit that comes on youtube and talks about american politics, i'd be a millionare. thankfully, you don't get a say. not to mention, your people talk a good game about not being a racist country, but you WOULD never EVER give a black guy a nomination for PM.
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sorry friendo. not a creationist at all. i'm a realist. and i believe in science. but wait? i thought that liberals were all about listening and accepting other peoples views and ideas? oh...right. only whens its there own ideas. got ya. and no, i'm not a homosexual. but i thought that the left were open to different sexual preferences too? what was i thinking? now shut your cockflap you fuckin douchenozzle.
You shouldn't make a general statements about all liberals based on one person acting on anger. Yes, I'm sure lots more do it, but don't act like Republicans don't do it either.
Obviously she's not for the extinction of them, but by fighting against protections, she makes it more like that they'll go extinct.
I say in the video she meant it as a joke, BUT, does she know? Just last week she claimed VAST powers that don't exist, which implies that she's not quite sure.
She is pushing further and further into "they're not americans, they're against what we stand for" talk; I'm jumping ahead to her logical conclusions.
And, excuse me, she didn't do anything wrong? She was found guilty of violating ethics laws! Despite the fact that she's claiming the board vindicated her, it actually didn't.
She violated ethics laws. Impeachable or not, that absolutely qualifies as something wrong (though I will admit that I conflated a couple issues in my representation of things; the rape kits weren't tied to the firing, though she was against rape kit funding)
Sarah Is an Angel sent by God !!! She will bring The Glory of God into The White House , our Schools and Unurversitys !!! No more will our children be exposed to unsavury books in our Public Librarys.. She will bring Jesus into our Constitusion !!!! No more of these "Sientific" nonsins like Evolushin and Global Warming being taught to our Children !!! She will lift the Spirit of Wichkraft from America withe the cleaning flames of Jesus A vote for Sara is a vote for Jesus !!! Halleluia !!!!!!!!
it's not very funny...but it is puppets talking to one another I'll give you that much... this guy is a douche that needs to have one of those puppets shoved up his ass..
Wow, you hit me with a head-up-my-own-ass joke. Well played, sir. I guess I'll stop making comments about anything, because you told me I had my head up my ass.
Or, wait ... I could point out that the stuff in this video is all factually based. Yes, I think I'll do that, instead.
I never said that anything in this wasn't factual...but yes if you are going to make a video like this you should take the responsibility of distinguishing the facts from the jokes. I use the term jokes loosely
There actually aren't that many jokes, from a factual standpoint, in this video. I'm actually using Palin's own viewpoints against her, here. That's what makes it good: I don't have to make anything up!
Actually, Palin is one of the most religious people ever. And she is not open to the media, she doesn't talk to anyone, besides her interview with Couric.
Actually, Palin is one of the most religious people ever. And she is not open to the media, she doesn't talk to anyone, besides her interview with Couric."
She talked with Charlie and participated in a number of interviews, so don't talk if you don't know shit about the news.
Isnt it great to see a women of integrity, who understands the issues, is well informed, educated and can clearly respond to the challengers which face a modern democracy, who hold no radical or fundamentalist ideals, who does not cling to "faith" as the only argument, its the "openness with the media I admire the most" her generosity, her ability to attack candidates on what they believe not with falsehood. Thats why i will vote for? Sorry Hillary is not running, its a moron Case Closed
Don't know what to make out of this. I got the vibe that you really don't like Christians... it certainly makes Christians seem like narrow-minded, murdering fools. Not all Christians are like this Palin. Think I'll stick to your other videos...
My isn't with Christians generally, but with fundamentalist, evangelical Christians, like her, who seem to put ignorance and small-mindedness forward as a virtue.
Okay, thank-you, I appreciate your answer. I would have found the video funny, but the whole time I thought you were trying to put out your own views about Christians, who just use God as an excuse to back up their actions.
okay, that comment was completely uncalled for. The issue was settled. Just because you hate Christians doesn't mean they all suck. You may have a good friend who is a Christian and not even know it.
Nope, My confidence in having not one Christian friend (the type that goes to church or think the bible is in any way credible) is within the margin of error. I stand by my intolerant comment.
Oh boy, so you're one of those narrow-minded sort of people. I don't know how to say this without even further argument from you, but you're just as bad as these fundamentalist Christians being mocked in this video.
And to all the naysayers rather than attack the creator for not being American, why don't you instead address the actual message rather than the person saying it. Sometimes an outsiders perspective can be quite valuable to allow people to become more self-aware.
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RED FLAG. Possible 'white terrorist' attack in Minnesota. Northern white state. They closed the state government and sent the employees home. Maybe to plant explosives. False flag. Illuminati.
Agustason 6 months ago
@Yukikittie ...which she can probably see from her backyard, as well.
k1n5n 7 months ago
Why does Palin have a New York accent?
jr3rd14 8 months ago
That was in a calm manner. Sorry, I should have used the word complain. I would figure with this logic that wal-mart would pay people better. FDR was the president during the Industrial revolution. America was on its way up. Women were forced to get out and show the guys they could handle home while they were gone to war. He got where he did because of his name, and his cousin Ted. (Same with Bush) And as for Adolf Hitler... Uh Yeah He shot himself after his empire crumbled" less
gunniesack 8 months ago
Isn't it funny how we always watch the mainstream media, and always come out liking Democrats and hating Republicans?
TheUTubeFoo 9 months ago
Palin is a moron, But she was going to drill for some oil and try to get us out of some debt. What the hell is Obama doing? Besides quadrupling the national debt
gunniesack 10 months ago
@gunniesack he's spending money to invigorate the economy silly... its the same Keynesian economics/ demand side economics thatf focused on high spending that got EVERY nation out of the Great Depression... I hear a lot of people who seem to suffer the delusion that solving the debt will solve the recession. it wont. In WWII, FDR didnt worry about the debt, neither did Hitler or Churchill, and thats how all three of those economies reinvigorated themselves, by spending (for war)
dchris1990 8 months ago
@dchris1990 No clue what that means, but pissing away cash will not stimulate your bank account. 4 years ago the liberals were bitching that Bush spent too much, but now that there's a cooler driver nobody cares if he's drunk behind the wheel.
gunniesack 8 months ago
@gunniesack i suggest you simply reread my statement, and get a clue... its not in another language sir, its just in simple english. how can you ever expect to know what is right and what is wrong, if you cannot understand why somebody disagrees with you, and debate them in a calm manner?
dchris1990 8 months ago
@dchris1990 ??? Not sure man, but there's nothing spectacular that FDR did to really be remembered in history books. He got where he did because of his name, and his cousin Ted. (Same with Bush) And as for Adolf Hitler... Uh Yeah He shot himself after his empire crumbled
gunniesack 8 months ago
@gunniesack lol have to disagree with that statement....well he led us through WWII fairly effectively, leading to us having the fewest casualties out of the major combatants, he led us through a depression that could easily have turned violent (Huey Long), he was revered by his generation, even more than reagan or JFK are nowadays ... and your statement of Hitler shows you honestly dont appear to know much about history :/ which sort of proves my point
dchris1990 8 months ago
@dchris1990 Wow He should have got the nobel peace prize for wars in two places, and heading America into a great depression by ignoring the debt, and I apologize that you think of Hitler as a roll model.
gunniesack 8 months ago
@gunniesack haha let me rephrase, hitler tried to exterimate the slavs and jews, he tried to regress the world back to the middle age darkness, he overthrew a republic and built a dictatorship. for you to remember him only b'c he shot himself, seems pretty vapid. thats all.
dchris1990 8 months ago
@Yukikittie
Probably a good idea anyways :-P
tipoomaster 1 year ago
That puppet made far too much sense to be Sarah.
tipoomaster 1 year ago 7
The Palin puppet doesn't sound like her at all. She needs to ramble on, incoherently, with constant run-on sentences and fragments that lead to absolutely pointless assertions.
happy543210 1 year ago 11
@happy543210
Exactly, haha
tipoomaster 1 year ago
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I like Sarah Palin
RayRoark2009 1 year ago
@RayRoark2009 you like her rack. You like her like you'd like Miss South Carolina... but if you like her as a politician, you need to go back to school.
TheSaboteurx 11 months ago
@TheSaboteurx No I like sarah palin cause all she is trying to do is make a wonderful difference in the world and most of you stuborn people out there do not wanna see that. You do not wanna see a change that would help our country for the good. I wanna see that. I wanna see this economy turn around and the environment protected more than it is now. I dont see why I had so many negitive votes on my last comment cause Im a youtuber to, I should be able to state my own opinion as well!!!!!!!
RayRoark2009 11 months ago
@RayRoark2009 you're mixed up.
The Republicans are based off of traditionalist ideals.
No homosexual marriage = the same
keeping gun rights = the same
drilling for oil = the same
if you like sarah palin, i assume you like glenn beck? He hates progressives. Progressive's changed America as we see it today.
Your opinion is irrational, and so are your political views, probably fueled by Fox News. Giving Sarah Palin political power is grossly irresponsible... oh and Obama wanted change too?
TheSaboteurx 11 months ago
Write-in Stephen Colbert in all future elections SC2012
bluegreen1138 1 year ago
Falls over laughing at "I choose to believe what God says cause he is a Republican."
SMPfanfiction 1 year ago
i loved this from the first day i saw it! :))
Baby6irl3196 1 year ago
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Please stop making these.
onetthome 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!
REVwilliebeamon 1 year ago
@Yukikittie Come here anyways, it's much nicer!:)
Xerxes4242 1 year ago
LMFAO she brought god into politics to fcking funny
spade2592 1 year ago
Oh gawd that "cooch" part cracked me up just know. Thank gawd I wasn't drinking anything. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
yuukisama2001 1 year ago
ha ha remember "i can see Russia from my house"
pjrevello501 1 year ago
hilarious, u captured palin perfectly, 5 stars
2boss5 1 year ago
It want save you! If she's a President we all are gonna die! ....
- Did anybody see my boots? Oh, here they are! I put them on that big red button...
sonofdazhbog 1 year ago 3
very cool love this creative and fun PALIN GOING ROGUE CUZ WE CANT FIND HER> THEY ONLY TAKE HER OUT FOR BOOKSIGNINGS LOL QUIT GOVERNORS SEAT QUITE A BOOKSIGNING GETTING EVERYBODY ANGRY> QUIT HER VACATION WHAT A QUITTER
Punohuspicks 2 years ago
she's so clueless.
TOHOFIEND54 2 years ago 2
Love it!
RockyMissouri 2 years ago
Canada= Godless nest of heathens
gmac4545 2 years ago
what?
mikehuizar15 1 year ago
It was in the video...if you had watched...
gmac4545 1 year ago
IF Palin didnt know that Africa wasnt a country, would she even know that there are provinces in canada?
BoomerSooner1993 2 years ago
thats not even colberts voice, what the hell
theneillio 2 years ago
Such stupid people posting comments... Just quit and go home. Forever.
ColdCypher 2 years ago 4
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Colbert is vile.
moralimpact 2 years ago
2 stars because it contains Colbert...puppet...and 1 more for hating on Palin...retarded hockey mom
drizztcole 2 years ago 5
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KIll youreslf.
DragonForceRider 2 years ago
Typical Palin fan - he posts a two-word message and misspells one of them.
BlackAdam08 2 years ago 76
If you aren't telling the truth lets start trying to push them off the a bridge.
jocko917 2 years ago
rofl!@! "speaking of unplanned miracles, congratulations on your latest child, Trig"
lol5748 2 years ago
This would be so funny if it wasn't so realistic. SCARY!
demigorgon 2 years ago 6
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Polar Bears are no longer endangered, and haven't been for a long time. Whole thing lost my interest right there.
strategicatch 2 years ago
They were taken off the endangered list for political reasons.
Gaian1 2 years ago 3
Yeah, those liberal nancy boys and their love for animals! The real tragedy in killing animals that do not threaten us is that neither Texaco nor Blackwater nor any such wholesome, large corporation gets to make a large profit out of it. It is a vast leftwing conspiracy.
drav1dan 2 years ago 3
you sir win.
inuking 2 years ago
ha ha ha, this is so funny, and sadly too accurate.
The sad part stems from the fact that many bible belt americans won't realize this video is satire, much like most republicans dont realize that the Colbert is actually making fun of them.
ibofanga 2 years ago 6
MAYOR OF AMERICA!!
uberspider001 2 years ago 3
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lol this sucked. CANADA SUCKS DONKEY ASS
kbtwinkietwins 2 years ago
Stupid cunt.
onestep2farclown 2 years ago
excuse me? And I bet your from Canada huh? well if you need help on getting schooled as to how Canada is the lamest country (lamest as in the political and biblical term) in the known first world, just add another comment under me and i would be HAPPY helping you.
kbtwinkietwins 2 years ago
Yes I'm Canadian , and yes, you are a stupid cunt...
End of story...
onestep2farclown 2 years ago
lol. I bet your a preteen wanna be that cant find a life outside of calling people things you have no idea the meaning of on youtube. but you probably can't even understand that last sentence. takes a couple years of unsocialized education to figure it out.
kbtwinkietwins 2 years ago
I'm a pretten male , and I wear a training bra you fuckin' twat. I have no idea what you just said , let alone what I just said ......anything and everything you say MUST be true , cause you are saying it , right?
onestep2farclown 2 years ago
Uhm, im kind of disturbed by what you just didn't know you said. A training bra? male? uhm....... yea. just don't talk to me anymore.
kbtwinkietwins 2 years ago
Fool.
onestep2farclown 2 years ago 2
Brilliant, absolutley brillant !
Ytta13 2 years ago 2
5 stars!!! yes beyond the satire, the facts are real\
StevenCobertisaGOD 2 years ago 4
is this real??
sgt7111 2 years ago
It exists, if that's what you mean.
Or were you wondering if the puppets are REALLY Colbert and Palin? In which case you're a fucking moron.
aokjunebug91 2 years ago
yeah, isnt it stephen and palin?
sgt7111 2 years ago
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This is shit.
jb2386 2 years ago
bash the republicans!!!
on a side note, I love Colbert!
kedanna 2 years ago 5
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this fuckin country has been brainwashed in to automaticly hating republicans and i fucking hate it
BigZubby27 2 years ago
brainwashed? We had a republican in office for 8 years, so how do we possibly hate it? No one hate republican, only corrupt ones. dont generalize.
omfgyahh 2 years ago
Any brainwashing is really the republicans fault. The repubs worked so hard to polarize the parties and now its working against them.
deknutso 2 years ago 3
There's really not a difference between the republicans and the democrats...
Madfoot713 2 years ago 3
@ BigZubby:
America's hatred of Republicans is well earned after lying us into war engaging on class warfare on the lower and middle class and doubling the national debt.....they're the enemy within.
If you support Republicans (and espically the Neocon mafia), you may as well support Osama Bin Laden.
Trollmaster21 2 years ago 3
we don't hate them. its just that democrats now have a say so after eight years, having lived with republican views from 2000-2008. no one hates republicans (a huckabee supporter on some parts) coming from a liberal democrat.
CreatureImprov 2 years ago
dude you own a gun dont you
StevenCobertisaGOD 2 years ago
@BigZubby27 ahhhh, have you ever listened to rush limbaugh?
craigjope 1 year ago
that's not them, those are puppets.
redw22 2 years ago
no shit
Ricine2 2 years ago 3
No no it is! Look closer!
mfaulkner12 2 years ago
This is just straight dumb.
KilgoreTrout4292 2 years ago
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COLBERT SSSSUUUCCCKSSS!!!! he is not funny
blasvida68 2 years ago
Yeah, thanks, we got that the first time you posted it. Jackass.
angryafro 2 years ago
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I finally saw a perfect form of life for Colbert ; it was kind of funny but ......COLBERT SUUUUCCKKSS!!!!!!!!!
blasvida68 2 years ago
The only Palin I want to hear from is Michael.
alkh3myst 2 years ago 3
Fuck yeah! That was awesome as fuck. Perhaps as good as I could have hoped for.
No joke.
You have the subtle political commentary down perfectly.
pontwam 2 years ago
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Man that sucked.
Jonstewart1234 2 years ago
Huh?
IsisStarlights 2 years ago
or I'll shoot it, lol
SpongyOLlama 2 years ago
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The Bible says that in the Last Days there will be those who will deny the coming of Jesus Christ and at the same time they will deny Creation and the Flood as recorded in the Bible. With such denials prevalent today, do you think we are living in the Last Days?
spiritslain 2 years ago
I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you. What am I saying? Go ahead and hold your breath near a swimming pool or at the edge of a cliff. It's okay. If you have faith, God will protect you, I promise. No, seriously, I really mean it.
Celephaith 2 years ago 4
the bible also says shellfish is an abomination
yahyahtoopy 2 years ago 3
wow, you're a crackpot
SDgirl007 2 years ago
wow, im a christian and i think you're an idiot. there are always gonna be people who deny anything they're presented with. i have to agree with celephaith on this one
hcortens 2 years ago
Puppet-Stephen sounds like he might be Canadian.
phantasmbunny 2 years ago 3
-I believe in Foreign Relations...
~I can see Russia from my house!
DrNo919 3 years ago 6
Thats not colbert.
modmasta 3 years ago 7
O RLY?
MachinaMasterpiece 2 years ago 4
"The puppet would have been a better running mate than Gov. Palin."
lrhetta 3 years ago 59
amen
coolguy19972 3 years ago 6
People from all backgrounds can be retarded. It is Republicans who think some people don't deserve to live well.
DonDesmond 3 years ago
umm...why can't people just comment on the video instead of getting into these heated political arguments :/?
124052 3 years ago 5
Where's the fun in commenting?
Mikister 3 years ago
this is the greatest
downspour 3 years ago
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democrats are a racist party. they take the black vote for granted. its sickening. Higher taxes and regulations keep black upstarts down, govt keeps blacks in shitty ghetto schools,and worst, they recognize blacks as inferior and need help from the gov't/quotas. and hell, only 62% of democrates supported civil rights act versus 80% of republicians.
delawareindahouse 3 years ago
Re delawareindahouse: Yes, that was the voting record in Congress for the 1964 Act, welcome to the twentieth century. Oops no, it's actually the twenty-first, try and catch up now! Blacks can now sit wherever they like on the bus and are even allowed to vote, florida being the exception of course.
gnb12 3 years ago 6
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your party feels that blacks are inferior and need special help. its as simple as that. theres really nothimg more to say. hey, how about some midnight basketball programs? remember that? what a joke.
delawareindahouse 3 years ago
Do you have some evidence of the Democratic party saying black people are more special? I'm pretty sure they've just been stating that a lot of black people are still being treated very unfairly.
TheOnlyLMV4 3 years ago
wait. You're saying the dems are racist? are you aware that in 2000 and 2004 major criminal charges were brought up against members of the repub party for supressing black voters? Also, your taxes FUND the schools in your district so your schools get worse as taxes go down (because funds for schooling programs go down). Perfect example: gear-up lost funding and can't do a summer program anymore. They help low-income students in NV get a higher ed. might wanna know what taxes do b4 you snuff 'um
LovesBoyswithBoys 3 years ago 2
are you aware that the chairman of the dnc howard dean made a very racist remake at a benefit dinner about black folks?
delawareindahouse 3 years ago 2
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bullshit asshole
hellooooo000 3 years ago
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Colbert is Palin's DICKLESS and BALLESS BITCH and PUSSY! Palin is GOD's CHOSEN ONE, GOD INCARNATE and the LIVING EMBODIMENT OF GOD HERSELF! Palin will reveal the world that she's got THE COMPLETE PACKAGE and Colbert has a PUSSY! Palin PWNS Colbert!
ecwaufisxtreme 3 years ago
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Heehee-would u find it offensive when u realise that u come from africa like all of us. Fuck you biatch!
hellooooo000 3 years ago
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are you asserting than africans are the slowest on the evolution chain? the least evoluted, and the closest to human's previous form, the dumber apes?
gabe228 3 years ago
not closer than you fella. "evoluted?" lol
KidVolcano 3 years ago 2
Sarah Palin and her husband Todd palled with terrorists! They belonged to the notorious Alaskan Party that wants Alaska to be independent. She recently addressed their convention and wished them to "keep up the good work"
Palin is a socialist. Each Alaskan receives $3,269 for just living in the God forsaken place Alaska!
Palin glorified her unwed teen daughter's pregnancy and proudly shows her to the world!
She went on a $150,000 shopping spree at RNC expense!
Swayingpines 3 years ago
god you're stupid...they get that money back from government profit on oil sales. She doesn't take income from the rich and give it to the poor hints not socialism. She didn't spend 150,000 on clothes, her fashion person from the RNC did and they already are saying the number was grossly over estimated. Plus all of the clothes are being given to charity after the campaign. Check your facts before you run your mouth
kyledub213 3 years ago
I think you should go to an online dictionary and look up the term socialism. Now, I don't think that there's anything wrong with socialism -- and, indeed, Alaskans loved her for those tendencies -- but it DOES fit the definition of socialism. As do, you know, taxes themselves.
mrhogg 3 years ago
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if i had a dollar for every whiny fag brit that comes on youtube and talks about american politics, i'd be a millionare. thankfully, you don't get a say. not to mention, your people talk a good game about not being a racist country, but you WOULD never EVER give a black guy a nomination for PM.
delawareindahouse 3 years ago
delawareindahouse, Kill you yourself creationist faggot
romano13315 3 years ago
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sorry friendo. not a creationist at all. i'm a realist. and i believe in science. but wait? i thought that liberals were all about listening and accepting other peoples views and ideas? oh...right. only whens its there own ideas. got ya. and no, i'm not a homosexual. but i thought that the left were open to different sexual preferences too? what was i thinking? now shut your cockflap you fuckin douchenozzle.
delawareindahouse 3 years ago
You shouldn't make a general statements about all liberals based on one person acting on anger. Yes, I'm sure lots more do it, but don't act like Republicans don't do it either.
TheOnlyLMV4 3 years ago 3
this guy is a pune! I bet he whacked off with the palin puppet after this...I would have
kyledub213 3 years ago
A pune?
mrhogg 3 years ago
yeah pune...or pussy if you will.
kyledub213 3 years ago
Why pune? Why not pussy? Why not pick a word that, you know, other people will understand?
mrhogg 3 years ago
I think many people will understand pune...
kyledub213 3 years ago
Urban dictionary puts your definition at #3; #1 is a version of "pun."
In any case, I'm not quite sure how making scathing satire makes me a pussy.
mrhogg 3 years ago
00:19 - She isn't for the extinction of polor bears. Plus polar bears are not endangered..we still control thier population.
00:29 - She knows what the vice president does, she has said it many times.
1:29 - She has never said anything about democrates hating america
1:40 - She didn't do anything wrong in the "trooper gate" situation but the left has latched on to it like it's the scandal of the century
I'm to the number limit but I will make more posts of your inaccuracies
kyledub213 3 years ago
Obviously she's not for the extinction of them, but by fighting against protections, she makes it more like that they'll go extinct.
I say in the video she meant it as a joke, BUT, does she know? Just last week she claimed VAST powers that don't exist, which implies that she's not quite sure.
She is pushing further and further into "they're not americans, they're against what we stand for" talk; I'm jumping ahead to her logical conclusions.
mrhogg 3 years ago
And, excuse me, she didn't do anything wrong? She was found guilty of violating ethics laws! Despite the fact that she's claiming the board vindicated her, it actually didn't.
She violated ethics laws. Impeachable or not, that absolutely qualifies as something wrong (though I will admit that I conflated a couple issues in my representation of things; the rape kits weren't tied to the firing, though she was against rape kit funding)
mrhogg 3 years ago
Sarah Is an Angel sent by God !!! She will bring The Glory of God into The White House , our Schools and Unurversitys !!! No more will our children be exposed to unsavury books in our Public Librarys.. She will bring Jesus into our Constitusion !!!! No more of these "Sientific" nonsins like Evolushin and Global Warming being taught to our Children !!! She will lift the Spirit of Wichkraft from America withe the cleaning flames of Jesus A vote for Sara is a vote for Jesus !!! Halleluia !!!!!!!!
ShalloeThought 3 years ago
Is that satire?
mrhogg 3 years ago
Dear God i hope your joking.
Azitic3819 3 years ago
I love this, it's funny and it's true.
Y0utubeIsMistagged 3 years ago
it's not very funny...but it is puppets talking to one another I'll give you that much... this guy is a douche that needs to have one of those puppets shoved up his ass..
kyledub213 3 years ago
Listen, buddy, NOBODY needs a puppet in their ass.
Not sure how you can tell I'm a douche from this video. I mean, I *am* a douche, but how can you tell from what Colbert says?
mrhogg 3 years ago
yeah there wouldn't been any room because your heads already in there anyway...I take back the douche part tho
kyledub213 3 years ago
Wow, you hit me with a head-up-my-own-ass joke. Well played, sir. I guess I'll stop making comments about anything, because you told me I had my head up my ass.
Or, wait ... I could point out that the stuff in this video is all factually based. Yes, I think I'll do that, instead.
mrhogg 3 years ago
I never said that anything in this wasn't factual...but yes if you are going to make a video like this you should take the responsibility of distinguishing the facts from the jokes. I use the term jokes loosely
kyledub213 3 years ago
There actually aren't that many jokes, from a factual standpoint, in this video. I'm actually using Palin's own viewpoints against her, here. That's what makes it good: I don't have to make anything up!
mrhogg 3 years ago
rofl, good ol' Palin
kidd2k1 3 years ago
This video made my day!
I laughed sooooooo much, that Palin-girl is a reactionary donkey! =D
Cejtlein 3 years ago
Actually, Palin is one of the most religious people ever. And she is not open to the media, she doesn't talk to anyone, besides her interview with Couric.
Unless your joking
Nihilusdude 3 years ago
I assumed it was sarcasm, myself. I hope it is. :)
mrhogg 3 years ago
"Nihilusdude:
Actually, Palin is one of the most religious people ever. And she is not open to the media, she doesn't talk to anyone, besides her interview with Couric."
She talked with Charlie and participated in a number of interviews, so don't talk if you don't know shit about the news.
Y0utubeIsMistagged 3 years ago
Isnt it great to see a women of integrity, who understands the issues, is well informed, educated and can clearly respond to the challengers which face a modern democracy, who hold no radical or fundamentalist ideals, who does not cling to "faith" as the only argument, its the "openness with the media I admire the most" her generosity, her ability to attack candidates on what they believe not with falsehood. Thats why i will vote for? Sorry Hillary is not running, its a moron Case Closed
franks2732 3 years ago
She has nothing on Hillary!! This woman is void of knowledge when it comes to this country. She has turned this election to a circus, not cool!!
ladykeke22 3 years ago 3
Holy fuck this sucks.
Not even remotely funny, Colbert is a fucking king, don't try to lower him by making this shit.
FullMetalFan4life 3 years ago
This is not funny.
slgstephanie 3 years ago
End this SOON!!!!!!!
I'm an Obama supporter, and this isn't funny even to me.
truthseekerscorpio 3 years ago
End what soon? The video plays and then it stops.
mrhogg 3 years ago
i feel bad that i gave you a view
angerboy2957 3 years ago
Okay...whats up with the red muppet. LOL!!!
my1rule 3 years ago
Brilliant!! Thanks!!
zappalizzie 3 years ago
Nicely done!
Osenbechan 3 years ago
You're getting better at the Colbert impression. :)
SeventhEve 3 years ago 2
Don't know what to make out of this. I got the vibe that you really don't like Christians... it certainly makes Christians seem like narrow-minded, murdering fools. Not all Christians are like this Palin. Think I'll stick to your other videos...
Spideyfan17 3 years ago
My isn't with Christians generally, but with fundamentalist, evangelical Christians, like her, who seem to put ignorance and small-mindedness forward as a virtue.
mrhogg 3 years ago
Okay, thank-you, I appreciate your answer. I would have found the video funny, but the whole time I thought you were trying to put out your own views about Christians, who just use God as an excuse to back up their actions.
Spideyfan17 3 years ago
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All Christians SUCK... even the benign ones.
spikesmth 3 years ago
okay, that comment was completely uncalled for. The issue was settled. Just because you hate Christians doesn't mean they all suck. You may have a good friend who is a Christian and not even know it.
Spideyfan17 3 years ago 3
Nope, My confidence in having not one Christian friend (the type that goes to church or think the bible is in any way credible) is within the margin of error. I stand by my intolerant comment.
spikesmth 3 years ago
Oh boy, so you're one of those narrow-minded sort of people. I don't know how to say this without even further argument from you, but you're just as bad as these fundamentalist Christians being mocked in this video.
Spideyfan17 3 years ago
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I never said I'm better than them... just that they suck donkey balls.
spikesmth 3 years ago
I'm sorry I'm christian, dude.
The fuck is your problem ?
bensolo 3 years ago
Who are you asking that question to?
mrhogg 3 years ago
It was a reply to a spam comment,
so it gets pushed to the top.
Nice video though.
I'm a fan of the Colbert impression/puppet.
bensolo 3 years ago
Ah, okay. Cool. And thanks!
mrhogg 3 years ago
faggot
Albyiscool 3 years ago
Could not stop laughing. Like your repurposing of dot bomb's sect. Sarah. She's a feisty one.
goldenpizza 3 years ago
Hogg stick to Palpatine your politics suck
Neuroplasticity2 3 years ago
Say hey from the godless nest of heathens! Livin' large in the 604!
IconWatcher 3 years ago
Great skit Mr. Hogg, but why not make a proper Sarah Palin puppet? You have the technology! Are you waiting until after the elections?
destronia123 3 years ago
Brilliant...
And to all the naysayers rather than attack the creator for not being American, why don't you instead address the actual message rather than the person saying it. Sometimes an outsiders perspective can be quite valuable to allow people to become more self-aware.
iamaswamp 3 years ago 4
Keep it up!
OhSullivan 3 years ago