Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Photo Of Adorable Piglet

[133spartan117]

i know this is fake but ill NEVER take the news seriously anymore especially fox XD

[Devoti]

i love that picture!

[PHANTOMSLAYER7]

American media, the ultimate sad joke.

[LuniaVideo]

@PHANTOMSLAYER7 All media is owned by the same people, not just American media. Your media is no less corrupt than my media :)

[PHANTOMSLAYER7]

@LuniaVideo When you had not been born for decades, I knew that. My statement did not say otherwise. Logic is something to understand friend. Consider it. That other media is owned by the same people, is irrelevant as far as your "programming" goes, and if you are under 30, chances are you have been bought and sold on the mind control block, long ago.The very fact you defend "your media" shows how far gone you are, but...yeah.

[LuniaVideo]

@PHANTOMSLAYER7 If you had any literary prowess, you'd realize I wasn't defending any media. In fact, I was saying the exact opposite.

[PHANTOMSLAYER7]

@LuniaVideo Stop contacting me you imbecile.

[brn141]

@PHANTOMSLAYER7 Hahaha, you replied with a wall of nonsensical text irrelevant to her point, then claim she's the imbecile for making you look foolish. Thanks for the entertainment.

[zacthebold]

The onion is real news. I mean look at those graphics!

[EarthAngel504]

damn i love Onion News

[MrUtoob18]

😁

[bbgirl776]

­cute PIGGIE!!!!!!but this even real?i mean cmon "if the pig was wearing a hat,the damafe couldve been alot worse?!?"lmfao!!!

[Arcifer]

@bbgirl776 The Onion News is very real, its on youtube after all!

[Peppybugz]

It could work......

[0Heavy0Metal0]

"Thank God the piglet wasn't wearing a little hat, or the damage could have been far worse". Fucking hell, that is just brilliant. I love the Onion.

[Dinocrap1101]

@0Heavy0Metal0 DITTO THE ONION FUCKING RULES HAHAHAH

[DraskyVanderhoff]

That's happens when you support the Draw Mohammad Day -.-

[bashie34]

piglet photo to be Photoshopped in the afghan mountains lmao its funny but Americans will believe anything. Remember wmd , Iraq now its Iran onion tells how stupid people are lmao.

[bit2spam]

in HINDI WTF!

[ineedtolookup0092]

"the nude elderly woman image was spreading 7 times faster than the piglet...." priceless

[MrJordanio0825]

I thought Muslims hated pork....

[ahmedp800]

@MrJordanio0825 now that is true ;)

[GenevaMode]

@MrJordanio0825

That's part of the joke.

[bananaondrugs]

Is this for realzies?

[dog2man1994]

Now i want Bacon. Thanks alot.

[yomo68]

Loool i was expecting the guy to speak Arabic but instead its Urdu lolz! And the subtitles are kind of different to what he's saying XD.

[unic0rnzzz]

omfg cute

[dnrndn]

lmaoooooo I love the onion. hahahhaa

[BlackSabotage100]

What the fuck is this real?

[KLo1134]

@BlackSabotage100 No

[Starkardur]

@BlackSabotage100 NO. Its the onion. Its not real.

[BlackSabotage100]

@Starkardur I know I typed the comment before I even saw the video.

[Xanthisis]

@BlackSabotage100 Every time someone asks if an 'The Onion' Video is real, a Mexican baby get's mauled by a forklift.

[hockeybuzz555]

@BlackSabotage100 Yes

[ABBAnMJ]

@BlackSabotage100 Yes.

[TheSuferwell]

muslim will never use cute piglet picture!

[TheSuferwell]

its all done by west people...its PROPAGANDA!!

[mini1gerbel]

LOL

[Aanthanur]

I was a Al Quieda suicide bomber, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[CyberTaco98]

@Aanthanur hurrdurr arrow to the knee so funny durr

[megacookiefully]

that PIGGIE is sooooo CUTE!!!!!

[OrlopRat42]

The little piglet made me quit my job and join a fundamentalist terror group. Now I live in a cave and can't drink beer. My life sucks. I hate piglets.

[exedra62]

Piglet Picture was taken by Richard Austin of Lyme Regis, UK. An amazing photgrapher...and friend of mine!

[REGULATER77]

PIGGIE!!! LOOK AT THE PIGGIE AND HIS LITTLE BOOTIES!!!! |8|

[theexpliotedforlife]

"This is the onion news network, telling you what we want you to know"

---> Fox News.

[gleavesn]

@theexpliotedforlife thank goodness we have objective, fact based media without the slightest hint of bias or agenda such as MSNBC, NPR, or CNN.

[MrFlyUpHigh]

every video i watch from the onion. i can only rofl

[wrylie188]

I wish I lived in this world; it would be so much more interesting.

[LAFD27Cadet]

I laughed so hard I farted

[nextblain]

omfg why were they speaking urdu?

[DeepakPawndU]

@nextblain Taliban is in pAKISTAN too you know... and they speak urdu there.

[1TheLoneWolf1]

I can just see some old Pakistani sat in a cave somewhere in the mountains on his little laptop, shrug and turn to his terrorist friends and say " I just don't know who did this? I swear it wasn't me!! ....But allah bless his soul!

[SuperRedraptor]

I want one so cute XD

[zebraandmarshmallows]

pandas wow



[Resoses]

This might as well be on the real news. It's all fake and distracting anyways.

[gulllars]

This is highly amusing :)

[dudessIsMYnameDammit]

but it's against their religion to eat pork, isn't it ?

so where'd they get the pig ?

i think it's more likely that it's our own ppl behind this also, trying to make it look like the muslims. that could be ANYONE behind that tea towel

[dudessIsMYnameDammit]

OMFG.. stockpiling PANDAS ??

threatening world of warcraft..

is NOTHING sacred anymore ???

i'd better get back to shu halo, before it's too late

[saik0pod]

lol what made me laugh was the chart of U.S. Server capacity LOL!

[capricorncoool]

I can understand the language realesed on aljazeera ... its not arabic...

[1987Wrath]

@capricorncoool its hindi/urdu

[roman11777]

I've been watching TheOnion for the past two hours. I mistook them for Fox News this whole time.

[TheAwsomefool]

@roman11777 me too

[gowplayer2]

@roman11777 good one? you're a fucking idiot, please kill yourself. you're not funny. i'm tired of generic hey look how unoriginal i am bullfuck. are you dead yet? i'm waiting.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@gowplayer2 Why do you think he was joking? I thought this was Fox News when I first watched it too.

[gowplayer2]

@MegaWinnieGirl obviously its not or you are retarded. he did say TWO HOURS, the guy is a fucking wiener.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@gowplayer2 Fox News has retarded news stories; this channel has retarded news stories. Easy to be confused.

[jerrycaspar]

@roman11777 shows how smart you are... haha

if people would learn to think instead of soaking up everything that they hear.. we wouldnt as many problems in America -- or the world...

[TheIr0nMike]

@roman11777 Fuck you you retarded sack of shit. I don't care what your personal beliefs are, saying a fake, often offensive "news" organization is similar to one that's as respectable as the The Onion is just out of line.

[badyearXY]

it's not that cute...

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

Cuteness....driving urge...to kill.

[dakane328]

youre giving them ideas!

[sookieproductionTV]

Brooke Alveraz, stop ruining the onion

[MARIOFREAK821]

Weapons of Mass Distraction!

[AwesomeOposum]

@MARIOFREAK821 that was a good comment, made me lol. Bravo!

[GCJAllSortsOfStuff]

Laser eating paper hats.

[manretify]

is this for real? or fake? it sounds fake but also at the same time

[AugustusLarch]

@manretify

Are you serious? The onion loves people like you and so does Phil Hendrie.

[fangedladybug]

@manretify Poe's law in action!

[xXJakethesnake117Xx]

"Telling you what we want you to know" the true slogan of the media

[Music4AII]

Al Qaedra runs icanhascheezburger ?

[carlogwapo1234]

allah oh so cute!

[machinmaman87]

"Yes thank God the piglet was not wearing a little hat or the damage could have been far worse" LMFAO XD

[mynameismichelle1]

Haha these sketches are ridiculous!!

[rohirrim11rider]

LOL JACKSONVILLE

[GUSBUS421]

the last attack of osama bin laden... that son of a bitch

[m1c000l]

telling you what we want you to know, thats news i can trust

[kittysaurusRAWR]

Lmao Mr. Grant

[PJmcfairybouncer]

Those bastards are growing more and more devious every day.

[AwesomeOposum]

i love how i saw the picture on facebook with "LIEK THIS IF YOU THINK THIS PIGGY IS CUTE" before I saw the video.

well played The Onion, well played.

[TonyToad22]

America should have just thrown a very angry bird at it. :P

[AnimeAngelification]

lol guys how can you believe this is real XD

[daymyth]

HAHAHHA brilliant.

[EpicWinningFaceGirl]

I love how some think this is real. ^.^

[danyel89634lovedrew6]

@EpicWinningFaceGirl me too

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@EpicWinningFaceGirl

@danyel89634lovedrew6

It is real.

[mahindra123456789]

The person that is dressed up as a terrorist is speaking a different language than what's written behind him. just saying

[silver117atg]

are they dumb its a bomb inside the pig

[MurdocHughes]

Holy moley that's one cute piggy!

[dentrezz]

this is a joke lol its a website fake news caster thing

[underwearskids]

OMFG cute! :3

[CharlieRingham]

A have this picture in my bathroom...

[Kingdaro557]

...is this a joke

please tell me this is a joke

[tachikoma747]

@Kingdaro557 yes its a joke. its The Onion

[intricatic]

@Kingdaro557 ....was your comment a joke

please tell me it was a joke

[FutureInventions]

@Kingdaro557 IT'S REAL!!!

[justmedawg]

@Kingdaro557 of course it's not a joke, cant you recognize White house's deputy Todd Grant?

[doowop537]

What the fuck

How is that an attack

[darkbreeze9009]

@doowop537 it's the onion - it's a joke xDD

[pathofoblivion]

@doowop537 Look-up the word 'satire' for a better understanding of the video.

[DarkLordofHistory]

Holy shit! Pandas!

[8thprecinct]

Not phannnnnny.

[MrMrpitts]

I masturbate to kittens!!!

[loxleymendoza]

Al Qaeda is too serious a topic to joke about.. they would kill you or anyone if you got in there way.. Mohammed Bouyeri murdered author Theo Van Gogh as he was cycling to work in the early morning of 2 November 2004, The killer shot van Gogh eight times with a handgun, The killer also tried to decapitate van Gogh with one knife,and stabbed him in the chest with another. The two knives were left implanted; one attached a five-page note to his body. To the video poster,please grow up

[dantesinfernal0]

@loxleymendoza How many times have you been attacked personally by Al Qaeda? Yeah, I thought so.

[thunderstone4760]

@loxleymendoza grow a sense of humor. If we let these people terrify us, than they've done their job. The best thing we can do is keep calm and carry on.

[Koronii]

@loxleymendoza Theo Van Gogh was not attacked by Al Qaeda, he was attacked by a member of a different Jihadist group.

[mjohanss1975]

@loxleymendoza I was attacked today. Somebody sent me a photo of a cute cat. I have no evidence of course but I am pretty sure Al Qaida was behind this attack. What should we do about it?

[steps2psychosis]

@loxleymendoza there terrorist because they cause fear. your helping to spread that fear. you fucking terrorist.

[AstonMartin2195]

Now we know why the SOPA bill was proposed...

[TheMermania]

128 people are Al Qaeda and this this is too serious to be funny

[13Segruts]

Don't give them ideas this good!!!

[otherbrain]

I'd forward this to friends if it weren't for the unnecessary trashing of elderly women's bodies - that part is just sexist, ageist, cruel bullshit. People can't help getting old and shouldn't be made to feel ashamed or repulsive because of it. Too bad because everything else is HILARIOUS! 'If the piglet had been wearing a cute hat the damage could've been much worse.' Ha ha!

[ZRANCIS]

@otherbrain o please, if it were elderly men you wouldnt give a shit

[SickSickDreamz]

Lmao.

[goofygooburr]

i bet they dont even have internet to set up that pic poor country sayin that they put up a picture is like saying they have touchpads RE-RE

[delfimor]

hahahahahahaha The Onion are geniuses

[mooonberries]

their serious faces plus the adorable piglet with red boots just doesn't match at all.

[Blaze0820]

LOL and there is even an 'AK' behind the terrorist, how cliche!

[ashrafsobli]

LOL the top comments are the same !!!!

[alecnovella3]

even pandas?!

[Gtgamerz95]

Wtf are they doing putting this piece of shit videos btw they havent any sense ffs...

[WeMakeNoMistakes]

@Gtgamerz95 Are you serious...?

[Gtgamerz95]

@WeMakeNoMistakes ye poor piglet :D XD respect animals ahahahahah ... no really it dont haves any sense right...not funny ¬¬

[gskillet47]

you people aare so fucking stupid!

[icejaff]

Anyone else intrested in this new viral video :P

[YarumasiOfficial]

I knew Nyan Cat had another purpose

[TheFilmjunkie123]

@YarumasiOfficial best comment of 2011

[nejtilsvampe]

danebro (danish flag) at 2:42  denmark ftw! =)

[antiswattt3]

@nejtilsvampe great detail spottage (; btw svampe smager sq da godt!!?

[supraguy2jzgte]

lol the top comments are the same

[iCHARRLZ]

The top comments are not the same. Shut the fuck up.

[hairywonder3]

lol the top comments are the same



[Dactylius]

If you will look at the top comments, you will notice they bear uncanny similarities.

[o0bEaUtIFuLErtHunU0o]

omg top comments are like almost the same lol

[sfHypernet]

lol the top comments are nearly identical

[LuisEdGm]

lol the top comments are equal

[sean0395]

lol this comment is somewhat similar

[cmplyamzng]

lol the top comments are the same

[323REYNA]

Those Mosters! I am locking my door tonight....

[Vintage8Ball]

Lol the top comments are the same

[icygood101]

lol top comments the same

[Never3rd]

lol the top comments are the same

[piezoelectron]

let me just follow suit-

lol the top comments are same

[wilocreekotran]

lol the top comments are the same

[TurnItWhite]

lol the top comments are the same

[blackfire5432112]

brooke alvarez is so hot

[AtibbsSPARTAN]

I always knew that viral videos were dangerous....

[Shredthetiger]

I PUT THAT ON MY ANIMAL MOOD BOARD AT SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[AllofVideos]

This is some serious shit.

[zeadsi]

adding the hat wud just be devastating! lol

[SQUiSHYFiSHYinc]

FAG (under me)



[OriginalCloister]

Not the best work of the Onion. A decent concept for satire, but it should have probably been a minute shorter.

[Jonnymelonzx]

omfg cute