Hanni Kohl - Chuck Norris

[o0Kisuke0o]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah Chuck Norris!!!

[roxemXIII]

I don't understand a shit!

[CreatingTheDisorder]

@roxemXIII cause its german ?

[D4rkgaia]

How this shit can be named like that?

[lockdownn72694]

this shit sux

[luke666808g]

this sucks pretty hard.

[LloydNewmanIsAWESOME]

Lets rain fists like Chuck Norris!

[PyR0xUndisputed]

chuck norris once got bit by a snake and after 3 excruciatingly painful fays... the snake finally died.

[DevinDinosurr]

Epicschhh!

[deathcore48]

deberian de sacar versiones subtituladas en español !!!!

[El3cTr0St4tuS]

chuck norris did his wife so hard his penis came out of his mouth

thumbs if this is stupid

[6Shawn6Crahan6]

chuck norris plays the drums to this song with his left testicle

[hyperdarkshadow68]

Why does everybody see Greatness in Chuck Norris? I might be REALLY LATE but what did he do that made everyone think he's some sort of god?

[malodorous1994]

@hyperdarkshadow68 Who's God? Oh right !Chuck Norris!

[jacobed1090]

@hyperdarkshadow68 Chuck Norris was the star of Walker, Texas Ranger in which he proceeded to never lose a conflict, fight and things of that nature. Also, he was one of the stars of Delta Force... He was similar to that of someone like Bruce Willis or Vin Diesel, They just got most of the manly action roles that people glorify to make themselves feel better about their inadequacies. All in all, He's a 70 some odd year old man with a reddish beard.

[Thisabadusername]

When Chuck Norris listened to this song, he smashed his air guitar at the end.

[lionOFjudah33]

Fuckin Germans.

[RMAomnislash]

I <3 it..^^

[doey90]

Chuck Norris could play this song's double bass with his eye lashes

[KirinWestphal]

Mal im Ernst, wenn ich dieses Albumcover bei ähnliche Videos schon sehe, muss ich da einfach draufklicken, es ist so schön *-*

[superduperman26]

how the fuck do people like this?

[TurtleClurp]

@superduperman26 how the fuck do people not like this?

[Alunya]

@TurtleClurp Easilly... They have a different taste in music, Like I do not like it but I came to see what this song was like.

[Adeptstinens]

@superduperman26 Like button

[thedevilwearsashirt]

i was afraid my computer would explode if i clicked on this

[jakeofdeath]

reminds me of nunwhore commando 666

[BamvsNoodle]

Ich bin in keinem kegelverein

lass fäuste regnen wie chuck norris

ich bin hart wie robocop

mein pulla geht ab wenn ich auf koks bin

mein pulla geht ab wie chuck norris

<3

[JerryTetris1]

Chuck Norris diggs Hanni Kohl /,,/

[Abnormalproductions2]

69 dislikes. Let's try and keep it there.

[xAstreyax]

@babarez Learn german :P

[xAstreyax]

@babarez schwuchtel^^

[IBITEPRETTYHARD21]

Chuck Norris is my 4th cousin.

[hellsexplorer]

chuck norris had a fist in his beard(myth) but the myth is hiding the details about the 3rd fist in his butt hairs(shemales/men stay out)

[jaylenlayne]

can i please get some lyrics to this.

[kanstyle]

Chuck Norris is more interesting than The Most Interesting Man In The World.

[uchillz]

someone took chuck noris's virginity and he took it back

[lukarelli11]

Chuck Norris has a whole Apple on his iPhone.

[696skalselenzo696]

Dies ist eine erstaunliche Song!!! konnten Sie eine songtexte / / Video aber bilden?

[7xDoyle]

i love this band.. also gotta love we butter the bread with butter, callejon, and stigmata. best german bands... stigmata im not sure thou.. they can scream well thou.. anyway gotta love it, ik over like 200 bands lol i love it all. except all haters say netendocore, deathcore, cybergrind and all isnt screamo... theyre in the same family. but ya i love this band. llol

[killzerdood]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

[MisterLazRboy]

check "Teabagged by Anneliese Michel" also some nice german shit ;)

[xDasterrx]

godlike!!!!

[goldenhoovez]

Ridiculous

[Thebrandonmcquade]

chuck norris is a pussy! :D but i love this song

[JerryTetris1]

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. death is just afraid to tell him.

[MiiKu7861]

fuck chuck norris spongebob knows how to make fire underwater xDD

[DeathToRoman]

@MiiKu7861 Woop Woop! ^^

[SebasSHOCKER]

@MiiKu7861 You will be doomed

[theragdollbrothers]

@MiiKu7861 Chuck Norris knows how to make water under fire! o.O

[kursero]

@MiiKu7861 Chuck Norris can make water under fire.

[K0sm1cKid]

@kursero chuck norris can make a rediculous t.v. show and star in some bad kung fu movies. THATS IT! XP

[kursero]

@K0sm1cKid Nope!

Chuck Testa!

Sorry, I had to xD

[MiiKu7861]

@kursero not bad though ^^

[TheTaylorVegas]

the "chuck norris - Uh" sounds like OZZY

[Jasse1998]

chuk narus.

[MrCruzZero]

chuk norris go go go

[xPOTATOESAUCEx]

There once was a woman who was able to make Chuck Norris finish.. I think science records this date as the ice age, where everything was covered in white!..

[spenserroxsox]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

[TheBassguy1]

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

[KidsHateTyler]

@TheBassguy1 Have you ever watched the AMNESIA WTF video?

One of his friends is like,

At night @_@

xD

[TheBassguy1]

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

[xEUPHORIAxx]

christ on a bike, i've only heard the demo, this is fucking class

[T0XiiCKiTTEN]

CHUCK NORRIS WENT APE SHIT ON DRUMS, GUITAR, BASS, AND VOCALS ALL AT ONCE!!!!!

[waterloosukz99]

IT SOUNDZ LIK CHUCK NORRIZ JUZZ WENT SUPERSAIN!X10

[xXxiiMonsterxXx]

FUCK YEA MAN! i luv diss song....chuck norris <3 

[xUnlawfulPingux]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.. its descendants today are known as the giraffe.

[Vodkametalhead]

@xUnlawfulPingux Thats a lie. There is no way a horse could survive a kick from chuck norris.

[shdggsdv]

god i love this song

[niceatspants]

@MostPitPanda326 I think SpermSwamp tops them. xD

But Hanni Kohl, don't hate.

They're fucking amazing.

[qaushinio3]

thats what chuck norris wife moans when he anals her.

[marrag1]

this is Chuck Norris in Beast mode lol HIDE YOU KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE!!

[coolbull926]

its like the worse band ever

[MoshPitPanda326]

@coolbull926 worse band ever? check out hello kitty suicide club, you will kill want to kill yourself.

[KllRByte]

Chuck Norris doesnt motor boat... He battleships

[StickBeeSK]

Chuck Norris + Roundhouse kick in the face = Brutal Breakdowns (No offence for Chuck Norris or Hanni Kohl)

[342trivium]

brokencyde x1000000 pretty much lol

[nIc01997]

@342trivium fuck off brokencyde brokencyde is gay

[342trivium]

@nIc01997 errm, that was the point i was making... wang, perhaps its people like you who lead people onto bands like brokencyde

[iDontLikeYouhxD]

Sounds like Chuck Norris when he wakes up.

[gorrilaman8]

ahhhh where can i get their music

[EmoDomi1992]

60 who dont like Chuck Norris

[juanotak]

@EmoDomi1992 60 who are dead

[EmoDomi1992]

@juanotak ups i ferogt :D

[TheMonster10101]

someone took chuck noris daughter's virginity and he took it back

[ABUDHABICOMBATCLUBOA]

@TheMonster10101 i wey.. how is that possible

[666immortal13]

CAMEL STOMP !!!!!!!!!

[allshallparish5235]

My favorite song is chuck Norris :D this song is SSSIIICCCKKK

[sickBlackout]

so geil der rythmus :D

[MyNameScream]

geilster song übahaupt!*-*

[MegaBobbleheads]

lol surprisingly, have the comments are not in German

[F3LoliX]

I love the Bass of the Song *______* Of ALL SONGS xD

[Lennyblink182]

if german or not. this is good.

[moskeedoe]

fucken germans..haaa

[114spencer]

A friend asks me if I was part of the German Government spying on the United States Government, and I was like.... >.> <.< keine.... <.<

[ElementWTF]

Fuck off notorius BIG!!!!!!

Chu Chu Chuck Norius!!!

[prayforplagues33]

that two step is awsome ahhaa

[theplumgirl]

xDDDD thats so stupid! xDDDD

[Martolilla93]

BMTH is metalcore, Hanni Kohl is Deathcore Techno/Nintendocore. There is no possible comparison.

[MachineFight]

@Martolilla93 hanni kohl is electrocore

[Martolilla93]

@MachineFight But they have lots of Nitendocore elements.

[rachelchaosxx]

I listened to this band WAY before they got big, soo good.

[MorbidMarauder]

chock norrus?

[Ideclarewaronlove123]

smexy <3

[AmnburnAdenoviridae]

This Beast Makes Me Feel Sexy Inside.

[1996Schlagzeuger]

GERMAN CORE IS THE BEST..xD

Deutsche Rocklieder sind die besten..xD

[sasukejemino]

love the fucking scream out at 0:50 =)

[kronos213]

@sasukejemino it is a pig squeal :3 i can do it is awesome :3

[calebcurt]

@kronos213 So can everyone else in the world?

[kronos213]

@calebcurt indeed it is very easy

[sasukejemino]

lmao... incredible song... :)

[AllyieSykes]

Listen to that fucking double.. SICK SHIT.

[KaiOneXxX]

Deutsche Bands the best xD

[Rayistoodamncool]

WTF BMTH is all a different genre, are you people really gonna suck bmth's dick for the rest of yals life, just listen to the music and stop complaining about it, nothing to fight over i bet if aliens were here they would say why these FUCKS FIGHTING OVER MUSIC, its stupid

[savagebaseball2009]

WTF is this? I can't understand everything it's like they each picked up an instrument and starting playing whatever..

[Ghatatron]

@savagebaseball2009 2 things, they are german, and ya its nentendo core what do u expect? roflmao

[giantspida]

@Ghatatron I would expect them to write a coherent song.

[Lunyro]

@savagebaseball2009 Welcome to Deathcore techno lol

[MrClaytonsk8in]

i listen to this song a couple times a day every day off this vid :() awesome

[RossPotter24k]

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT BMTH THIS IS A DIFFERENT BAND YOU ALL ARE FAGGGOTS, THESE FOOLS DID IT THEMSELVES JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER BAND OUT THERE, STOP TRYING TO FIND THE HIDDEN MEANING BEHIND HOW THEY MADE IT , THIS ISNT FUCKING POETRY, JUST LISTEN AND ENJOY YOU FAGGOT FUCKS!

[thexxxxemo]

purer hass*-*

[OzzyRocksYourSocks]

BMTH RIPOFF. -_-

[CJessie800]

@OzzyRocksYourSocks

are you serious..........

[OzzyRocksYourSocks]

@CJessie800 "Bring Me The Horizon - Traitors Never Play Hangman"

[CJessie800]

@OzzyRocksYourSocks

REALLY bad example.

and I don't see how they ripped off BMTH

and who did BMTH rip off? because they didn't make this style themselves.

soooooooooooo many bands have a style like this.

and I really doubt that BMTH was running through their heads when they made the song. they like this type of music and they went for it..

it's like saying "Super Happy Story Time Land" ripped off "psychostick"

just stop and enjoy the music.. or move on, w/e

[IICJZII]

@OzzyRocksYourSocks dude no offence, i like BMTH, but are you an idiot? what song of bmth does this rip off?

[broed731]

@OzzyRocksYourSocks bmth sucks

[MRbajskorvlover]

@OzzyRocksYourSocks WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU, KID?!

BMTH RIPOFF??? they're sooo much better then BMTH! this band actually can do music which BMTH can't.

[OzzyRocksYourSocks]

@MRbajskorvlover Same guitar rhythm and drum accents.

There's nothing wrong with me, I have a flu?

I'm also not a fan of BMTH,

I'm more along the lines of Arsis,All Shall Perish, and a little Carnifex every once In a while.

Now with that out of the way, Why don't you suck this bands dick while your at it and stop being so sensitive. I'm sure as musicians even they where aware of that when they made It.

[DeeZxNuTzxBiSh]

:49 = epic eargasm.

[Omeggia]

So this is what Chuck listens to while he round house kicks pregnant woman in the vagina...

[114spencer]

56 people died from a heart attack after listening to this!

WARNING CONSUMER: DO NOT LISTEN TO IF YOU HAVE SENSITIVE EARS OR WEAK HEARTS AND OTHER ORGANS!

WARNUNG VERBRAUCHER: HÖREN SIE NICHT, WENN SIE SENSIBLE OHREN ODER SCHWACH HERZEN UND IN ANDEREN ORGANEN!

[MeinCTutWeh90]

made in germany

schlaaaaand

[codedhackertron12]

56 people died for not liking this video

[TheeUrbanGentleman]

@codedhackertron12 57*

[iF1RAS]

chuck noorroos

[gopillar]

love the keyboard its so sick O.o :D

[M3RKcLaN100]

FUCK YEAH FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG MAKE SURE TO LISTEN TO THIS WITH BASSSSSS

[Tottemeda]

@M3RKcLaN100 Ye the nearest town will crap their pantalons!

[JoshMcCue]

this sounds way different than the version i have on my mp3 player that i got from lastfm

[808hoale808]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head

[OGOTENKSO]

This is something you'd imagine people being tortured and mangled in Hostel while having a bloody orgy in the background

[3R95ROCKE7]

Wer war Chuck Norris?

[peniku8]

@3R95ROCKE7

der, der dir mit einem roundhousekick in den arsch tritt ;)

[XxJamesJawsxX]

i heard chuck norris has a third fist, hidden in his beard :0

[TehKrakerzGuy]

Sounds like Chuck Norris destorying his Game Boy with his pinky.

[gianF94]

CHUCK NORRIS UHHHH! ;P

[genocideinferno]

chuck norris lost his legs in a car acident and walked it off.

[LiterallyLogan]

@coolchris0 - i don't even see a unicorn!

[LiterallyLogan]

I have no fucking idea what that picture is of, but it's very rad.

[coolchris0]

@LiterallyLogan Who knows but the unicorn is flying.

[imnotrlly18yrsold]

Chuck norris' pubes are steel wool.

[Jim2Sin]

This song got me Pregnant. I almost died from Chuck Norris last Sprem cell.

[Ertz01]

If u liked this, listen to We Butter The Bread With Butter

[gianF94]

@Ertz01 i heard about wbtbwb before hanni kohl x]

[Ertz01]

@gianF94 Yea, me to. Just sayin, WBTBWB is awesome

[DremoraMapleSyrup]

Cloning is illegal due to Chuck Norris. If a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick touched another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, it would destroy the universe.

[RayearthSama]

Yeaahhh!! Chuck

[rotfflmfbao]

It Sounds Funny On The Second Time He Says Chuck Norris :D

[joshbuckleysmelly]

chuck norris doesnt tea bag girls..he potatoe sacks them!

[poopmaster1258]

@joshbuckleysmelly chuck norris's tears cure cancer...unfortunatelly he never cries

[nfltank55]

@joshbuckleysmelly  that is the truest statment i have ever hear. you are a wise man. def. a tot sac of tatos

[TheFutureMarine95]

@joshbuckleysmelly did you know that chuck norris played russian rulet by himself and won no ?s asked! sorry about the spelling, poor at it.

[SaltyStrangulation]

@joshbuckleysmelly Potato

[Schubijak]

@joshbuckleysmelly dont u think only coz mr. t didnt invent t-bagging he wouldnt do it 2 u !

[ibetrayedun00b]

chuck norr-

[ColinCataract7861]

chuck norris is overrated Go buzzLightyear lol

[ThroneXOfXDecay]

when Chuck Noris do push ups, he don't push himself, he push th earth!

[PureAndPlastic]

Chuck norris eats crayons and shits out masterpeices ^_^

[Jim2Sin]

Chuck Norris is in the Defination of Chuck Norris.

[Heeezayy]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After several hours of excruciating pain....the rattlesnake died.

[sammytatarevic]

When chuck norris farts he kills more ppl then americans with atomic bomb in Japan

[BuddyDesDes]

This song is too short : [

[keerrstin]

@BuddyDesDes he can't scream longer hahahahahha

drum machine!