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  • lol, i love when people argue over something as stupid as religion.

  • I am troll hear me roar!

  • I wasn't even fuckin near that place!

  • Jesus was a long haired hippy beatnik. I can easily see him keying Pontius Pilate's Camaro.

  • you know they're good jokes when they elicit insane anti-semitic responses from the ignorant wing of christianity. romans killed jesus, for those who haven't read the bible...

  • @jkbosh Romans crucified Jesus at the behest of the Jews, since you haven't read the Bible either.

  • great now i gotta look up macdaddylorenzo...stupid name too dude seriously wtf is that??

  • Louis ck always hits the nail on the head. Let's face it, religion is a complete joke.

  • too funny! love this.

  • he is just wrong in this vid... usually funny tho

  • @smushy2001 Ah cm'on man! get a perspective, this one's hilarious! you didn't know jesus either.. we're probably just talking about a made up fellow

  • What happenned with Jesus is that the Romans were assholes. They were the ones that crucified people. It's historically proven. If Jesus had been killed by Jews, he would have been stoned to death, not crucified him. I'm not even religious or believe he was the messiah; but I like history, and crucifiction was the way of execution by Romans, not by jews.

  • @YoungBrave2006

    It was by the Jews as he was going against Judaism Laws

  • @junglistgrrl The Jews had the authority to stone people to death without having to consult Pontius Pilate, also, as I mentioned, it was the Romans that crucified people, not the Jews.

  • Stay pissed in the way idiots of this world.

  • damn... i was gonna check what macdaddylorenzo said but the loser deleted it....

  • darn it now i have to search what macdaddylorenzo said

  • Why are people that are easily offended watching a video about a comedics view on a movie about christ?

  • Arguments via YouTube video comments are awesome. Louis CK is better though.

  • I mean it made me laugh, but I believe in God and I believe it's wrong.

  • @kMC303 - what is wrong? talking and making jokes?

  • Surprised there's nobody on this message board who wants to point out that Louis C.K. is Jewish and rant about David Duke.

  • Hell is going to have the best club scene.

  • I'm Catholic and i'm more offended by his red sox t-shirt(i mean honestly who likes the red sox?) then his comedy act. It's a joke, it's funny, calm down.

  • Macdaddylorenzo,

    Anti Defamation League, wtf?

    The reason this bit is so funny, and was not directed at 911, or Martin Luther King, is because religion is fictional and based on Myth.

    ^_^

  • "I hate said person in said video so I'm just going to sit at a desk a bitch about it, because using that time to be a bitch is way more important than anything else in my life. The internet gives me the right to waste my time, so I'm gonna do it and that makes me better than all of you because I've taken advantage of the resources at my disposal."

  • It's not a YouTube video that's tangentially related to religion without a 9th grade religious debate going on for paragraph after paragraph in the comments section.

  • @macdaddylorenzo Way to get serious.

  • @macdaddylorenzo Your personal sensitivities don't permit limitations on free speech, and the fact that we happen to inhabit a culture where that does happen is not an argument in its favor. Stay angry.

  • @Philfa I'm not angry. I never wanted to limit free speech. I think Louis CK is hilarious, I was clicking on all his vids, which is why I ended up on this vid, and I just don't think it's funny at all, I think it's disgusting, that's all. Haven't you ever hear a joke you thought was just gross and not funny? I've heard plenty, they're generally about pedophilia and/or rape. Like this joke, I just find it gross and not funny. No anger and or desire to censure.

  • @macdaddylorenzo

    What's black, blue and smells of sperm?

    A rape victim !

  • @wbgoaf . . too bad, not funny

  • @macdaddylorenzo

    ...Jesus theory on a Louis CK video?

    You're a ritard. Yes. RITARD.

  • @macdaddylorenzo It is kind of ironic how the same people who champion Louis CK's viewpoint in the name of "free speech" lash out at someone whose viewpoint is different especially when not said in an insulting or condescending tone.

  • @Philfa Translation: "Jus cuz yer a fuckin bitch doesnt mean we have to stop whatever we're sayin, and fuckin... other shit..." whatever, get over it @macdaddylorenzo. You obviously don't have a sense of humor. At all...

  • @Philfa lol, I'm was never angry, and the only "limitation on free speech" was on mine.

  • @macdaddylorenzo

    You are a dick man..

  • @macdaddylorenzo, you said "If he had made this joke about another religious group (saying their main prophet was beaten or persecuted because he deserved it), he would've lost his job and been taken to court by the anti-defamation league. FYI."

    So macdaddy, are you saying Christians should do the same thing?

    LOL

  • @plimbuff what thing?

  • @macdaddylorenzo tells you a thing about your religion. its a JOKE.

  • @AlphaAnatomy Aren't they all?

  • @davidls11 no no. Jedism is real. May the force be with you

  • @AlphaAnatomy Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

  • @macdaddylorenzo shut your fucking mouth

  • @biglove599 ok

  • @macdaddylorenzo I don't think I could watch any comedy show with you.

  • @macdaddylorenzo You kind of just called Cee Lo Jesus Christ.

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  • I'm not commenting on this video

  • @krane121 I've noticed you commenting on alot of Louis C.K's video saying how much you hate him. Then why the hell are you clicking on the videos then wasting time to say how much you don't like him, also knowing that if you come to a comedian's video, there will be fans there to back him up if you say something they won't like. I mean, really, that's kinda dumb. but it's really more of a warning to keep you from wasting time, but obviously, you don't care about that.

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  • @krane121 yea, but I'm not complaining about the videos, not really wasting my time with a minute typing AND listening to the video.

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  • @krane121 ok then...You're just weird, I'm done with you.

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  • Its fucking comedy. Take your bullshit theories and postulates and religion and get the fuck out of here.

  • @jrd267 you're awesome :D

  • just fucking enjoy the video !

  • Oh man, I shouldn't have watched this. I laughed...I'm going to hell...it's cool tho cuz Louie will be there right?

  • I love the idea of Jesus keying someone's camaro.

  • haha ikr?!?! "me? i wasnt near egypt or wherever the fuck that happend"

  • Robin Williams is not funny.

  • @generaladmission Good thing this is Louis CK then..

  • @generaladmission Robin Williams live at the met, you are

    (A) Trolling.

    (B) Retarded.

  • why the hell is everyone talking about religion and stuff? its a stand up comedians video

  • @reedhappens03 clearly you haven't watched the stand up comedians video !

  • @urs4ever86 clearly it doesn't matter. so what if he talks about religion that doesnt mean we have to

  • Christians aren't funny?

  • Mark my words, Louis CK will go down in history as one of the greatest to ever do it. Only he could pull off a joke like this.

  • @KidSillyFresh George Carlin... Pulled off much more extreme religious jokes than this.

  • George carlin and this guy couldve made the funniest movies ever

  • @blahbutt23 i <3 u

  • @blahbutt23 FULL ON THAT ONE!!!!

  • @blahbutt23 And Bush.

  • Louis is a comic genius on a par with,,,dare I say it?...George Carlin.

  • Jesus claimed to be god, that's what he did. That was a serious crime back then...

    Other than that, this guy is funny. XD

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  • Hey people, it's called a sence of humor...get one!

  • @MissLovesMusic2010 Get some spelling, the word is Sense not Sence lol, Moron..

  • @KingPadboy First of all it was midnight where I live when I wrote that so I obviously wasn't thinking straight. Also it could have been a mistake, ever heard of those? Get a life.

  • Mmmmm.... sacrelicious....

  • Red Sox SHIRT

  • They beat Jesus up because he keyed someone's Camaro. That is fuckin' hilarious.

  • My fault? Fuck you lol

  • a comment war because a comedian talked about jesus, who'd of thought. ..and Christains call Muslims crazy for killing over cartoons of allah. make a movie about jesus in a negative way and see how many crazy mother fuckers kill 'non believers'. fucking jesus freak timmothy mcveigh assholes.

  • @DerfRellim11 aren't we all crazy

  • people who cant laugh at themselves are just so....

  • @KMurderful fucking awesome

  • I'm a Christian and I just laughed my ass off. If you're offended by this then you need to get both a life and a sense of humor. The man mocks EVERYTHING people, including his own children.

  • @sarcmatt There we go, a faithful person with a sense of humor. Thank you, you have no idea how hard those are to find.

  • @1111avemaria

    That's a little condescending. Isn't he entitled to his opinion and free speech? Besides, it's a comedy routine, I think you're taking it a bit seriously. Save your prayers for people who believe in them.

  • @1111avemaria Fuck off.

  • @1111avemaria then why are you watching this? Go watch that idiot "preacher" talk about the world ending or something. Besides, you weren't there, either. You have no idea what really happened.  Just because Mel Gibson made a movie about it, doesn't mean it happened exactly that way.

  • @1111avemaria so you loved his comedy that could be perceived as sexist, racist, homophobic, and just all around hateful but when he bashes christianity your butthole puckers? What a self-righteous twat. If you really wanna hate Louis search "Louis CK learns about the catholic church"...and if you want another comedian to hate for bashing that brainwashing you call religion search "Bill Burr going to church"

  • @derrick3131 Hey, thanks for the tip!

  • @1111avemaria I like fairy tales as well!

  • @1111avemaria you are wasting your life with that garbage .

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  • "Ive never even been to Egypt or wherever the fuck that happened" LOL

  • Why is there so much controversy over this? I believe in God also, and while I agree the content is edgy it's not a big deal. Sam Kinison, who was a retired pastor, did a lot of this type of material in the 80's and 90's and I don't see a lot of flaming over that. If it's too edgy for you to laugh about then dont. All of CKL's material pushes the limits but that's what makes it so good imo.

  • lol duhhh....uhh....you!?!?

  • jesus never existed. where is his grave for such an important person? just like god doesnt existed. its all bullshit invented to control people. live your life and forget about the god bullshit

  • @kelownadude At the time the jews didn't give two shits about him so they probably threw his body in a river or something you stupid nigger

  • @wiqdGato deer?

  • @YCDI2 This material doesn't be funny?

  • @Philfa It isnt be funny.

    English is fun.

  • @YCDI2 it actually does make sense, and it does "be funny"

  • @Atma01 No, there are some things YOU can't laugh at, but there is NOTHING we can't joke about.

  • @shanadz1 You do have a point there. I've always laughed at LCK's material before. I think he is a brilliant man... but I just couldn't laugh at this one. Not necessarily because I am a religious person (which I'm not all too religious if you ask me) but because religion is a very sensitive topic. I appreciate the humor, but I could not laugh.

  • @Atma01 religion is not a sensitive topic. You might feel is a sensitive topic because there are no valid arguments in religion. If you step outside of the bubble you will notice how funny religion is and get some great laughs out of it.

  • @IronLikeALionZion I don't follow religion though, I follow Christ. I understand what people are saying. I'm open minded to respect anyone's views but I don't always agree with them. I just don't find this funny. I laugh at all of LCK's other skits though. I'm not gonna laugh at this one. I'm only one person so it really isn't a big deal.

  • @Atma01 It's not a big deal b/c you're a faggot-headed cunt. I hope you die and I know that when you die NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.

    You don't follow religion... you follow Jesus. You can follow my foot up your ass.

  • @Atma01 there are some things that NEED to be joked about

  • @Atma01 :( free speech is such a bummer :( my almight god cant defend himself against jokes, what a pussy :( :( :''(

  • typical American crappy jokes

  • @srpskiheroi oh shut up you cunt

  • haha! i hope @Philfa is a dude because that was such a sexy comeback to that captainLAGER kid.!

  • hahhaha

    uh...you....

    no YOU

  • I know why they beat the shit out of Jesus. He was just the biggest asshole in Judea. No one else even came close.

  • Every comment on this video is a response to someone else's comment and it's starting an argument.

    I think I'll join in: "People can't be good people if they're not white, Christain, males"

  • Why is the Bible all about men? All the angels are men. All the desciples are men. God is a man. Do you think for one minute that people would buy the premise that a woman died on a cross for our sins. No, people would not believe that shit. Of course, it's only a myth, but still.

  • @cobalt100 In fairness, they give shitloads of praise to that Virgin Mary broad...

  • Okay to the Catholics:

    You truly believe that God exists and when you die you will be sent to live in the clouds with a bunch of people who died ages ago, you dance with Santa and Jesus in a gum drop forest or whatever and you're happy for the rest of eternity?

    Why do you get upset and cry if your 7 year old gets hit by a hummer ?...

    If you truly believed in this then you would be knocking on your neighbors door and ringing up your family ecstatic that your kids face is spread all over the road

  • @vegetto101 Why would you get upset that you're 7 year old was hit by a Hummer? That's a retarded argument. Just because you believe there's an afterlife, it doesn't mean you want to see someone you love suffer a horrific death. Just because someone is going to a place that you think it better, it doesn't mean that you won't miss them. If someone close moves away to take a better job, you can be happy for the fact that they're better off, but it doesn't mean you won't miss them.

  • To all Louis CK fans, please send a message to the youtube account meric2

    This fucking moron said that Louis CK is in no way funny and then dissed hims saying he was unsuccessful.

  • I'm disappointed in good ol' Louis for this. But, he seems like an okay guy and he's a good comedian.

  • HUH??? lol

  • Hilarious...is he an Atheist? I didn't know.

  • @andyrooney12 Every good comedian is Atheist.

  • @TheKipKadillac Most good humans are atheist.

  • @TheKipKadillac

    I was really pleased to learn that Dane Cook isn't.

  • @RichardMNixon What is he? lol not surprising tho

  • @TheKipKadillac

    I think Catholic? Went on a rant against atheists though: made me warm and fuzzy inside to hear such a douche be so upset about my existence.

  • @RichardMNixon Dane Cook went on a rant against Atheists? I gotta look that up now, what a fucking idiot he is. lol "made me warm and fuzzy inside to hear such a douche be so upset about my existence" hahahahahahaha

  • @TheKipKadillac

    Bill Cosby

  • @TheKipKadillac Actually, the majority of great comedians are Jewish.

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  • ok theres seth rogen.... who else?

  • @nightcrawler55 Really? Does your knowledge of the world only go back about five years?

  • @discolando (please dont say adam sandler..please dont say adam sandler..please dont say adam sandler..please dont say adam sandler..)

    well most of the greats are atheists (the greatest is episcopal.... ROBIN WILLIAMS)

    but hey its a matter of opinion

  • @nightcrawler55 In the history of the universe, the overwhelming majority of great comedians have been Jewish. That's not a matter of opinion, but simply the way it is.

  • @discolando nah

  • @nightcrawler55 LoL Robin Williams religious. If you think he practices any religion you're a fkn moron. He did more cocaine than anyone in the 70's/80's. Ever wonder where all that extra energy came from? It's fact, look it up. I'm not even bashing him, I think he's great and growing up he was my favorite but get your facts straight. Just because someone says they were raised Episcopal doesn't mean ANYTHING.  Glad he isn't practicing or he wouldn't be nearly as funny anyway.

  • @AurynThePaladin im gunna quote wat robin williams said you fuckin moron: 'im episcopal, thats catholic light... same religion, half the guilt' (either 'live on broadway' or 'weapons of self destruction') and i never said he was religious or that hes lacking in energy.. i only said hes episcopal cuz well.. hes one of the greatest if not the greatest and hes not jewish... thats it :P

  • @AurynThePaladin Well, a lot of drug addicts have been Christian. I know a few actually. However, yes... Robin Williams was an atheist.

  • @TheKipKadillac I beg to differ, I think God is pretty hilarious. Did you see how he did NOTHING during the Crusades? Classic! The only God could be an Atheist is if he had low self-esteem.

  • @TheKipKadillac Bill Burr isn't an atheist, but he's damn close.

    To be a good comedian you have to be intelligent. Intelligence and religion are like oil and water, they just do not mix.

  • @TheKipKadillac btw dave chappelle is a muslim

  • @urs4ever86 No shit?

  • @TheKipKadillac not bill hicks... the best one ever

  • @bloodmoney0270 Bill Hicks... atheist he maybe was not, but definitely anti religion, sacrilegious and blasphemous in the most hilarious of ways.

  • @TheKipKadillac bill cosby?

  • @TheKipKadillac

    Every smart human is an atheist.

  • @Ericanious No, every smart human is agnostic, as both theism and atheism make a factual claim that cannot be proven. Most atheists are either of the adolescent rebellious stance, or former theists who are responding to the evils of their former religion.

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  • @7th75thCallaghan

    That's a good point, I applaud!

  • @7th75thCallaghan Actually, I am an atheist and I don't claim to be certain there is no god. I am 99.99% certain that there is no religious god, I can not be 100% certain because it's impossible to prove it. All good atheists know that. Agnostic means you aren't sure whether there is or there isn't a god, basically 50/50. So, no, not every smart human being is agnostic- they're atheist :)

  • @DaveTube3000 No, because if you aren't 100% certain in a way that an atheist would have to prove factually, then you simply aren't sure, and therefore agnostic. If you are a sure atheist with no proof, then you are guilty of the same irrationality.

  • @7th75thCallaghan No, if you talk to pretty much any true atheist they'll say they can't prove there isnt a god, but are certain beyond a reasonable doubt that there isn't a god. There can't be certainty when it comes to disproving god, an atheist is as close as you can rationally get to being certain there isnt a god. Richard Dawkins, probably the most famous atheist also holds defines atheism like this. It's rational atheism...

  • @DaveTube3000 No, the 'certain beyond reasonable doubt' is nothing more than romantic and puerile rhetoric. If you want to talk pure reason, then no claim can be made either way. That you cite Richard Dawkins as a viable representative of the subject shows that you are relatively new to the debate. No offence intended, but he is merely a pop biologist, and certainly not a 'go-to' man on questions of belief. His science is sound, but he is a terrible representative of the atheist cause.

  • @7th75thCallaghan How is certain beyond a reasonable doubt rhetoric? There is no evidence for a god, just as there is no evidence that a purple dragon created the universe... I can't disprove either yet I am certain, beyond a reasonable doubt that neither exists, hence why I am an atheist... I don't believe in god, I don't need to prove he doesn't exist, just as I don't need to prove the purple dragon, or any other scenario you want to come up with doesn't exist.

  • @DaveTube3000 I like how you throw in the "every smart human is an athiest" line. I can play that game to. Every athiest has the IQ of their shoe size therefore they must not be very smart. YAY, I love broad generalizations that are baseless. Just because you believe something, doesn't mean the people that disagree with you are not intelligent. But keep holding down that liberal mind set. It seems to suit you well.

  • @Jabhill26 I wouldn't say every smart person is an atheist, but I would definitely say that smart people are more likely to be atheists. You only believe whatever religion you believe in because you were raised to believe that way, and because you trust books or manuscripts simply because of their antiquity. Atheists, on the other hand, use logic and critical thinking to deduce that it is unnecessary for a divine intelligence to exist, and rather than antiquity, we look to modern texts.

  • @EvilDanHalen Thanks for making my point about broad generalizations and the liberal "you don't agree with me so you are wrong/stupid" mindset.

    What modern text proves that it is unnec