Renting Porn (with Michael C. Hall & Ben Schwartz)

[Poorthebob]

u got cp

[Poorthebob]

ur mom is stupid

[Poorthebob]

ur a hershey mini

[pll89]

Micheal C Hall FTW

[flavorysoup]

lol, hershey miniatures.

[tanvitirodkar]

@bouchandre You don't know Michael C Hall????

[bouchandre]

@tanvitirodkar No, never saw him anywhere before

[bouchandre]

Thumbs up if you don't know who Michael C. Hall & Ben Schwartz are.

[xXxgriefelementxXx]

@bouchandre Sayonara sucker, now Dexter is gonna hunt you DAWN!!!

[TheMastarhymes]

Dexter kill him!!!!

[familyoftheguy]

I wonder if Michael is slowly plotting this guy's death. ;D

[luman97]

@familyoftheguy He didn't break Harry's code though.

[MitsuruXIII]

The weird thing is that there is still a video rental store still open. I know... you just got MIND FUCKED!

[razzamellon]

Bryan...Funny because that's the name of the Ice truck killer.

[mota3147]

I SHIP THEM SO HARD

[SimonRivasV2]

Buying kiddie porn eh? Dexter will take care...wait

[ToothpasteCannon]

lol the guy holding 17 Again

[HumanPenguinBoy]

omfg!? is that the dude who plays dexter?!!

[stebbi94]

@HumanPenguinBoy Yes.

[Liknalim]

@HumanPenguinBoy yup

[FerKing9]

Tonight's the night, that guy's going on the table.

[MartinCanMakeMovies]

I don't know who the f*** Ben Schwarz is ... I just came here because of Michael C. Hall

[SimonRivasV2]

@MartinCanMakeMovies No shit right? "I'm only here for Ben-" WHO? DUDE THAT'S DEXTER UP THERE!

[maniac7591]

i swear they posted this video a long time ago. I remember seeing this.

[YouveGotNerve]

DEXTER Y U NO STAB HIM!? :C

[TrollAmateurProjects]

i love michael cuz i love dexter

[mannequin0909]

"I like adults fucking!"

Jesus, I had never thought of it that way before...

[grandpalovesyou]

because of Ben Schwarz?? I'm watching this because of MICHAEL C FUCKIN HALL!!

[KneeOJustice]

you know it's bad when Dexter is renting you porn

[SkateboardingCT]

The bloopers of this must be hilarious

[zippoxl91]

@SkateboardingCT Dude, they're PROS lol doubt there would be any bloopers, but I hope there are >.<

[EthanJW]

"don't get caught", that was the first rule Dexter

[TaskForceHero]

Hey look, it's Xabi Alonso

[LegendofGod333]

@TaskForceHero Holy shit he kinda does look like Xabi

[sagaism135]

@TaskForceHero No, DEXTER, more famous than a footballer :P

[TheMetallicafan20]

Michael C Hall can be so serious yet so funny at the same time he is one of the best actors out there

[ajbbig14]

ENTRAPMENT

[Rodyel]

I knew that he was a cop !



[ibanezgeorge]

That was much funnier than I had originally anticipated.

[918JB]

god i love Michael C. Hall... so funny

[THEGEORGEDUDE13]

why is he trying to buy it? he already has 3 dvds!

[richardtherichard]

@THEGEORGEDUDE13 he was trying to buy others and sell those.

[Team3starftw]

i only watched this because of kitty porn...

[ianmeesters88]

Ben Schwartz is a fucking legend XD

[AuggieJames]

this seems like the type of person dexter would kill...

[enemY1990]

Bryan.

[AngelKay7]

lol, I think that might be entrapment.

[ashstrifeff7]

This was so much better now I've watched Dexter :D

[dogburndan]

am i the only one who watched this because it's collegehumor?

[Cory1392]

@dogburndan obviously not idiot.

[puravida1024]

Hersheys HAHAHA!

[Pwrongs]

I only watched this because no one fucking cares why you're watching this video.

[MaverickXIII]

Surprised "Bryan" didn't plan on kidnapping the guy and brutally lacerate him, for JUSTICE!

[TheProGamers7]

i only watched because of dexter

[CTFxCerFTW]

I only watched this because i saw porn.

[LonleyDeath1423]

See if he was playing Dexter, that other guy would wake up missing all of his limbs.

[dogburndan]

lol timmy wants to stop

[MytosKatija]

It's funny because Americas way of looking at crime provocation.

[Treyworld]

This was too funny. XD

[kuma0070056]

I only watch this because if i don't Michael C. Hall might kill me.

[AnRTPgA]

If this was Dexter, he would have ripped that guy a new one.

[shaheenAlbaiti]

Sh!!!!!!T i love this actor so much xD

[MissNooDii]

2:48 "that's what they all say"

lol that's so Dexter!

[GoldenVulpes]

i only watched this because of sexy Michael C Hall

[ollierocks1111111111]

should have gone to netflix

[SexyDragonProduction]

nobody rent movies anymore. look at blockbuster

[carlosthegaucho]

Although a big fan of Michael C. Hall, didn't find this funny at all. I would never ever thought I'll be endorsing political correctness on the web, however I find any topic involving CP very disturbing.

[Irishperson1267]

@carlosthegaucho get a scene of humor bitch

[WinglessFlutters]

Two hours later, the entire store was covered in plastic wrap LOL

[danbay26]

Michael C. Hall you rule and make this video.

[ChocoCherryCookie]

Before that guy put down those DVDs, I thought he was talking about "kitty" porn.

[BuddyRider]

Lol guy at 1:25 holding 17 Again

[DrawnPanda]

If this was Dexter, Ben would of died.

[grundo80]

If this has Ben Schwartz in it, shouldn't it be a 2 parter?

[thedownloadme]

Hello collegehumor,This video of (Renting Porn),was a little bite disturbing when that guy was selling kid Dvd's,and at the end he was a cop,it was very funny.=D

[bRbOrnRuthless]

well i watched this becuz of micheal c. hall

[williamperez100]

he should have stabed you for even talking about kiddy porn...but funny :)

[killer414]

DONT piss off dexter..u dont wanna end up naked covered in polythene on his table!

[tatersgonnabake]

Rotfl... The end was priceless. -face squish-

[Valagetti]

Harry Morgan: "Number one rule, don't get caught"!

[LiveForFunny]

Seriously. How did collegeumor get Michael C. Hall, especially for this... "Hey, we're this website that makes internet videos, we'd like you to star in one about kiddie porn."

[tehfo0tsteps]

if he is carrying kiddie porn, why would he buy some? unless that, awesome shit :D

[PooBallX190A]

fuck this video

[TheTributeMedia]

idk bout these people i only watched it cuz of jean-ralphio

[1Murmani]

like if U saw it coming!!!

[kuma0070056]

can't believe they got Michael C. Hall this LOL

[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

Damn...I wished they put in the monologues he does in his head!

[Sundin456]

You guys watched it cuz the characters, I watched it cuz it's by collegehumor. I have no damn idea who ben schwartz or michael c hall is......

[TheJonasbaby94]

"Borris, Bryan." lol

[MrZyxnRid]

@1:40

[Daniellemoraisc]

"Boris...Get over it!"

"B-Ryan!"

Michael C. Hall is the man!

[zhangman92792]

dexter is going to kill him

[WhaFus]

@xKeffinx I know him from Dexter, He's the main star in it. I think he's amazing! You should really watch it! :)

[xKeffinx]

I only watched this because of Ben. I don't even know who Micheal C. Hall is.

[Boccia55]

its pretty funny that this is the first thing that comes up when you type in Michael C Hall

[GOLD3NxHAWKx21]

Not entrapment er anything lol

[DeZeRtEaGl101]

i love it how the two top comments say people only watched this for Michael C Hall, i watched it because of Ben

[MrZyxnRid]

Kiddie Porn sounds so funny

[Silv3rOps]

Lol, arrests him and leaves him there. Way to go:)

[lovesrdomo]

the guy renting the movies is from parks and recreations

[montypython2011]

"Me, I like adults fucking."

Always cracks me up.

[Peakrunner1]

Boris

[hootyoot]

michael c hall <3333

[ROBL1BZ]

Awesome vid

[TheAsdfie]

Timmy wants to stop.

[wizzenbogger]

Face it. People only watched this video because of Ben Schwartz

[zippoxl91]

@wizzenbogger :( man 21 hours has passed and there has been zero love for Ben

[milosQaX]

Entrapment!!!!!!!!

[lukevalmurray]

Face it. People only watched this video because of Ben Schwartz.

[doddlecuddle]

Love Ben Schwartz!

[laurensjansDSLR]

Michael C. Hall. Enough said

[Univerbal]

I watched this because of Ben Schwartz. :>

[assassinscreed112]

I watched this because it's funny...

[GetSumNutz]

I was only watching for Ben??

[vjehshta]

Only watched bcoz of michale. He is EPIC

[tequiziman]

Watching this because of Ben Schwartz, not the other guy.

[King2123]

I just kept seeing Dexter M99ing this guy later...

[lifePlusJoey]

Dexter does not sell kiddy porn. he sells death.

[niftyneek]

goddamnit the man has a name and it is not Dexter.

[Blastcrawler]

@LordInglip I watched this video because of Ben O:

[TheMoviegeek82]

@Blastcrawler I watched this video because of dexter :)

[GouRaNgos]

Just get him on your desk, Dex

[TheAsdfie]

I wanted him to call Michael C Hall "Biney."

[AxeWind]

i kept waiting for a needle to go in the nerds neck

[Spartan91989]

Face it. Parks and Recreation is objectively a better show than Dexter.

[vvn88]

Is that the guy who plays Dexter??

[Manar451]

@vvn88 yeah the best show ever lol

[maxkoval722]

i like how he just cuffed him and left

[Fezmania]

Timmy's Big Day!

Timmy's Night Out

Timmy Wants To Stop

[BeanBanter]

JEAN RALPHIO!!! WHYYYYYYYYY????!?!?!?!?

[LordFren]

What we didnt see: that night... Dexter visits this guy in his sleep and than have some old fashioned killing there :D

[SiegeTheMagicalGuy]

That's what they all say....

[1TreeHGirl]

Hahaha the face rub made me crack up.

[Fortun3tell3r]

I saw that coming :D

[GigoloJustaGigolo]

Biney...

[jesp3r]

jean-ralphio and dexter... weird, but awesome, combination

[tomfong292]

I like when MCH uses facial expressions -- he's really good looking. Also, season 6 sucked.

[ronstero]

@tomfong292 Season 6 was great.

[LittleMissCayBee]

@tomfong292 What are you talking about? Season 6 was one of their best!

[LordInglip]

Face it. People only watched this video because of Michael C. Hall.

[KH2pokemonfanftw]

@LordInglip ....yup XD



[ronstero]

@LordInglip No i youtube searched ben Schwartz.

I'm a huge fan of dexter but i watched this because of Ben Schwartz.

[reallyithappens]

@LordInglip pretty much.. hahahaha

[turk75]

@LordInglip Don't you mean Dexter Morgan??

[kazechan1o1]

@LordInglip and Jean-Ralphio!!

[TheAusman101]

@LordInglip i didn't even know who that was, i came for ben

[ArcaneBastard]

@LordInglip

I only watched this video because of Ben Schwarz

[TraigHarper]

@ArcaneBastard

word

[luciferinperson]

@ArcaneBastard schwartz

[DareDevil8D]

@ArcaneBastard I only watched this video because of Michael C. Hall

[Blackouti386]

@ArcaneBastard I only watched this because I found it while looking for kiddie porn.

[ToraydoBull]

@LordInglip I've never seen anything with Michael C.Hall in it and only know him by name. It's embarrassing I have to discover his awesomeness through this video.

[Zandeeh]

Ben Schwartz is soon on the table..

[AirGirl21]

Lol, that guy is renting 17 Again!!!

[SEPHIROTHJF]

this new season of Dexter is getting weird...

[ARussell817]

Only watched this because Michael C Hall was in title.

[xLAWx3NF0RC3Rx]

entrapment but funny...

[1Minute2Pluto]

lets see if dexter can escape

[NaYarB04]

dexter said my name *faints*

[JakeIsntFake]

Chococock

[twinkie666bg]

I loove the acting of Ben... HE IS A FUCKING GENIUOS!

[klacek39]

don't worry... eventually Dexter will kill him

[DeParmie]

Poor Bryan...



[strommarn]

michael c. hall, awesome!!! :)