Why yes, yes you are a horse. BTW moving a hundred or so feet wouldn't actually change the moons relative position to you. Not that this game isn't a heapin helpin of gogert like shit (I was just saying).
Why yes, yes you are a horse. BTW moving a hundred or so feet wouldn't actually change the moons relative position to you. Not that this game isn't a heapin helpin of gogert like shit (I was just saying).
i can picture a family of kirbys the momma kirby boy kirby girl kirby and baby kirby are all sitting around the fire on kirby christmas eve and the daddy kirby comes through the door and the kid kirbys run up and hug him aaawww sooo not cute!>_<
i actually played this game and stoped at the finally level because i was extremly bored and screamed. Im Bored Im Tired ,DIE!!!!!!!!!!!. then i destroyed the game and fell asleep for 1 whole day
Well dont shit yourself with the graphics. They have nothing to do with game. They might be horrible, but when game itself and gameplay is good, you won't stop playing it because of graphics. That would be retared. Oh and that's game on NES so you expected doom or wolfenstein grahics on it? Stupid, that they bother to make game on NES anyway... and that bad. Even with most important factor - gameplay. Even game idea.
Quick answer to why the graphics are so bad (or at least a theory.) One word: budget. Perhaps Color Dreams didn't have enough money to buy a good graphic software. So, you can't really judge the game by the horrible graphics. That's what I really don't like about gamers nowadays; they judge a game by the graphics. Besides that, great review, Stan!
@ArcadeOfReviews that isn't really an excuse though, because even with a low budget and low quality graphics software they could have come up with a better aesthetic look, the colours, the character and environment designs are just BAD.
@olaaaaa9 Yea, that's what this is coming across to me as. Perhaps this guy is aware of this, and it's part of the persona , but that doesn't make it funny. just annoying. Not saying I could do better, but his attempted wit falls on it's face most of the time.
you're complaining over an NES game...and from the looks of it you fail horribly trying to play the game...if you read the manual it'll tell you about the dash move that can dispose of 90% olf the enemies...btw...AVGN does a better job than you
Burke works @ my school. I don't know his first name, but his last name is burke. Around school, he always forgets his name tag,which, if he is dan, explains the graphics.
I played this game, and to be honoest. it's fucking easy. Either Stan fakes everything or just plain sucks at video games. Sure, color dreams and ljn made shitty games, but this one is easy as fuck.
Really?? why?? Cause he reviews games?? Hate to break it to ya but, people were reviewing games well before the nerd came along. So I guess the nerd is just copying them
Those who compare him to the nerd or irategamer fuck off!!!! really...he's just as funny and then some, what cracks me up is how he apologizes at the end of his videos haha.
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! {SORRYABOUT THIS} THIS GIRL'S NAME IS SUMMER SHE'S 15 YEARS OLD & hasBLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. SHE IS DEAD. IF U DONT COPYTHIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES.. OR..SUMMER WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT................................................ ExPECTING IT BYYOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILLHAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGE
you crack me up! hey let me find some fucked up games for you to review, like A-Train HX () on Xbox 360. unless you have already done that one. that game will shit you to tears!!
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Why yes, yes you are a horse. BTW moving a hundred or so feet wouldn't actually change the moons relative position to you. Not that this game isn't a heapin helpin of gogert like shit (I was just saying).
jbetenbender 20 hours ago
Why yes, yes you are a horse. BTW moving a hundred or so feet wouldn't actually change the moons relative position to you. Not that this game isn't a heapin helpin of gogert like shit (I was just saying).
jbetenbender 20 hours ago
Your voice would not be so bad if you STOPPED SHOUTING!!!
TheTOMZOCO10 2 weeks ago
stop shouting dude
Iam18yearsolddddd 2 weeks ago
@Iam18yearsolddddd Seems to me like he has ample reason to scream.
jbetenbender 20 hours ago
That sword looks like a giant doobie.
19Jones91 1 month ago
"Grafix?! YOU SPELT 'GRAPHICS' WRONG! *pant pant pant*"
ShadowoOfBlood 1 month ago
YELLING YELLING YELLING YELLING
MooseHeadMoosic 1 month ago
worst game ever? Nope chuck testa
sutdip 1 month ago
The dragon looks like a bottle opener :D
XxxGamer5641xxX 1 month ago
I gave in and laughed when he said "its a store that sells coale
billmonster6 1 month ago
"Take a guess who made this game" I thought it was Phillips
MashedAvacado 2 months ago
AHHAHA love it xD
blizzkap 2 months ago
0:43 I thought that was his...*Ahem*. =__=
sharkjack2 2 months ago
@sharkjack2 Too civilized to say penis on the internet? XD
Raveman01 1 month ago
@Raveman01 Yes, yes. =__=
sharkjack2 1 month ago
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sharkjack2 2 months ago
NO ONE SHOULD LIVE IN A HOUSE WHERE DOORS ARE CIRCLES!
moonlightkisu 2 months ago
these graphics are better than BF3
jozilife 2 months ago
You know what else if bad /watch?v=XbrTf3-kpjY&feature=related
supergreatoli2 2 months ago
At Least The Graphics Are Better Than MW3
401tempe 3 months ago 5
1080p
720p
480p
360p
240p
minecraft
this video
MOHAKING1000 3 months ago
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If you want to see the best graphics play pong it's amazing
yusefwii 3 months ago
Wow wow slow down there, these graphics look actually good, but you know what's a bitch? The fucking controls! That's what sucks!
LOKBLUDOM3N 4 months ago
i can picture a family of kirbys the momma kirby boy kirby girl kirby and baby kirby are all sitting around the fire on kirby christmas eve and the daddy kirby comes through the door and the kid kirbys run up and hug him aaawww sooo not cute!>_<
exiaisawesome 4 months ago
Watch this in 240p and I swear it will burn your eyes.
BFHDino 4 months ago
Are you insinuating that the moon SHOULD move with the background???
I'm confused.
Quimbyrbg 4 months ago in playlist More videos from stanburdman
ah i see you figured that out, lul
MapleBedas 4 months ago
The sign says "Ale" and has a picture of a mug before the word Ale.
MapleBedas 4 months ago
i actually played this game and stoped at the finally level because i was extremly bored and screamed. Im Bored Im Tired ,DIE!!!!!!!!!!!. then i destroyed the game and fell asleep for 1 whole day
crazystein65 4 months ago
Holy shit, i thought it was Chale, not Ale or Coale.
And the CH/CO was a beer mug. Wow, those graphics suck.
Lol.
Lol.
TheShadowman60 4 months ago
COALE, COALE!!! ARE YOU BLIND, THAT IS A MUG THAT SAYS ALE NEXT TO IT, HOW DO YOU GET COALE OUT OF THAT?!
TitanicNeoTyphlosion 4 months ago
Well dont shit yourself with the graphics. They have nothing to do with game. They might be horrible, but when game itself and gameplay is good, you won't stop playing it because of graphics. That would be retared. Oh and that's game on NES so you expected doom or wolfenstein grahics on it? Stupid, that they bother to make game on NES anyway... and that bad. Even with most important factor - gameplay. Even game idea.
DarkPatro56 4 months ago
6:17 so damn funny!
Dev3l 4 months ago
lol.. its the same shit company who made the pier drug dealer game lol
spastick 5 months ago
who thinks avgn, irate gamer, and stanburdman should fight each other three way style and with good GRAFIX
crazystein65 5 months ago
6:22 XD OMG lol
klman4 5 months ago
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2:09 lol use your fucking sword i was cracking up when he yelled that
klman4 5 months ago
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klman4 5 months ago
"What kind of village makes doors that are circles!?"
Hobbiton.
irishtrash15 5 months ago
but this game is way better than justin bieber:P
117starpower 6 months ago
music sound like castlevania just bad
classicrockkid123 6 months ago
Yeah it's a beer tankard with ale written next to it not coale
Lennycoma 6 months ago
this isnt that bad
AndrewBell 6 months ago
To kill the dragons, make sure to watch the movie, "How to Train Your Dragon...Dog, Whatever the heck it is."
Titanousthe3rd 6 months ago
it doesn't say coale, its a beer mug
Hazy992 6 months ago
yeah, this game is crap, BUT YOU ARE THE DUMBEST IDIOT I EVER HEAR.
get a life.
martin77mdp 6 months ago
@martin77mdp yu are the asshole he s funny yu get a life faggot
caribidis 6 months ago
Well? What do you expect from a game made by Color Dreams? :D
Linlee1000 7 months ago
Quick answer to why the graphics are so bad (or at least a theory.) One word: budget. Perhaps Color Dreams didn't have enough money to buy a good graphic software. So, you can't really judge the game by the horrible graphics. That's what I really don't like about gamers nowadays; they judge a game by the graphics. Besides that, great review, Stan!
ArcadeOfReviews 7 months ago
@ArcadeOfReviews that isn't really an excuse though, because even with a low budget and low quality graphics software they could have come up with a better aesthetic look, the colours, the character and environment designs are just BAD.
OMGanimator93 6 months ago
@OMGanimator93 Fair enough argument. I never thought of it that way.
ArcadeOfReviews 6 months ago
what is the system requirement of this game?? xD
TheYounesbrko 7 months ago
hahahaahahaha very funny XD the best video ever
TheYounesbrko 7 months ago
hobbits in lord of the rings have circular doors :)
mkocja5a 7 months ago 4
ever notice 40% of the funniest reviews r coler dreams games
kingcory10 7 months ago
No Fat Albert lives in those houses with doors?
mechanicjoe 7 months ago
it's not COALE, they used a C and a O to make a pint of beer.
i love color dreams.
NemesisSixSixSix 8 months ago
STOP SHOUTING
TheTOMZOCO10 8 months ago
"who lives in these houses, families of kirbies?" rofl
moonlightkisu 8 months ago
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"stop fucking kicking their balls!"
Cshizzle94 8 months ago
@stanburdman lmfao you are funny man
Dcizpaid 8 months ago
Haha this one was funny. XD When you pause asking what the dragon looks like... to me it looks like a HOARSE! >D
AdamantWolf 8 months ago
lol "it could be kielbasa"
pheaktor 9 months ago
what pixel is the game?
kill4kill2kil 9 months ago
ahahahhhahahahahahahahahahhahaha
georgekastor1 9 months ago
WE'RE ON LEVEL THREE AND YOU NEED TO TIGHTEN UP DA GRAFICS
IanTweekDP 9 months ago
I like AVGN but i love stan!!! more power Stan Burman!
huhbrownies 9 months ago
Maybe you should use your sword to kill the creators. Oh wait, you can't.
CornPuffStudios117 10 months ago
who lives in these house....a family or kirbys!?? epic lls
marioallstarrr 10 months ago
stop quoting what he said! thats why i watched the video!
TheMhn5 10 months ago
YOU SPELT GRAPHICS WRONG MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! LOL XD
pumpkin545 11 months ago
"Graphix? GRAPHIX!!!!!!!!!!! You spell graphics wrong motherf******!!" was my favorite part lol =D
vocaloidmewmew114 11 months ago 35
Who lives in these houses FAMILYS OF KIRBYS!!!???
jeb5555 1 year ago 50
@jeb5555 yes
mechanicjoe 9 months ago
how colr dreams make their games now
1.dig up their old games
2. add 3D
3.add motion control
4.put them on the wii
TheMhn5 1 year ago
How Color Dreams Makes Their Games:
1. Throwing up in a Game Cartiridge
2. Editing it on a Computer
3. Giving it (shirt)y controls
4. Giving it music really bad music
VOILA! All of their games are born.
AdamantSystems 1 year ago
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@AdamantSystems how colr dreams make their games now
1.dig up their old games
2. add 3D
3.add motion control
4.put them on the wii
TheMhn5 1 year ago
i hope color dreams never dies.....why? because without it,thers no more funny stan burdman vids
TheMhn5 1 year ago
if you don't like it, don't play it...but plz just STFU....
atti1488 1 year ago
The person you play as gives himself a blowjob.
mudkiptyler 1 year ago
Stop shouting, you spastic.
myaool 1 year ago
Noisy fucking Yank idiot. He needs his head beating-in with a spade.
myaool 1 year ago
@myaool
Nobody cares.
12345678935021 1 year ago
Don't make fun of the villagers because they're so fucking fat, they need circular doors.
AzureClarity 1 year ago
how do you find this shitty games like THIS!?
really how,
TheMhn5 1 year ago
Dont forget
This game cost about 50 € back then.
Abbelboxe 1 year ago
Kielbasa can be fuckin' deadly man! I'm Polish, I'd know.
mornmeril 1 year ago
5:17 its a coffee mug tnext to Ale
gmfk07 1 year ago
you suck avgn is better
ikilln00bsforfun 1 year ago
The Gr(triangle)fix are awful
spiderfred1 1 year ago
Gr(triangle)fix
spiderfred1 1 year ago
Gr(
spiderfred1 1 year ago
Lol
toxicpandav44 1 year ago
the guy at 6:55 is sucking his dick
MrPs2gameplay 1 year ago
lol family of kirbys
CoolChick111100 1 year ago
4:13 looks like a gay stripper lol
metalsonic71 1 year ago
2:36 it looks like a cock! XD
metalsonic71 1 year ago
Hobbits.
wimpyshrub 1 year ago
I think that sign says 'ALE' and the other symbols are supposed to be a mug.
WhenxChristxReturnsx 1 year ago
LOOK AT THE FUCKING DOORS, THEY'RE FUCKING CIRCLES
stefmor90 1 year ago
lol you RAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
stefmor90 1 year ago
"use your fucking sword motherfucker!" LOLLL!!! i seriously just rolled on the floor im fuckin cryin rite now omggg lolllll
areon912 1 year ago
lol u barely noticed u fell hahahaha
TheDUDE101GOOD 1 year ago
THIS GAMES BADASS!
partylikeyouaredead 1 year ago
"WHO THE FUCK LIVES IN HOUSE WITH CIRLE DOORS!! A FAMILY OF KIRBYS!?! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?"
omggg sooo funny SUB!
"ok let me stop for a minute...what the fuck doest that sign say?... C-O-A-L-E....WHAT THE FUCK?!!! A STORE THAT SELLS COALE??? WHAT THE FUCCKK!!!!"
TheSporiness 1 year ago
WHO THE FUCK LIVES IN HOUSE WITH CIRLE DOORS!! A FAMILY OF KIRBYS!?! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?
omggg sooo funny SUB!
TheSporiness 1 year ago
dude, your reviews are just fucking hilarous xD!
alfok 1 year ago
7:18 "Gives ten magics" Magic can not be counted.
Karpaneen 1 year ago
@Karpaneen FF8
MasterMonsters 1 year ago
hobbits
UnGatoExtraviado 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahh rofl!!!!!!! this is the funnyst video ever hahahhaahahhahahahahahaha
MrOlcay111 1 year ago
Um nerd rage. Someone needs a girlfriend
olaaaaa9 1 year ago
@olaaaaa9 Yea, that's what this is coming across to me as. Perhaps this guy is aware of this, and it's part of the persona , but that doesn't make it funny. just annoying. Not saying I could do better, but his attempted wit falls on it's face most of the time.
Suckassloser 1 year ago
a roTtweiler
nice
MrSchmerr 1 year ago
oh by the way colordreams is not worse LJN,the devil himself fucking up your games
TheChosenOneOfRussia 1 year ago
OH SHIT HE STOLE YER GIRL YO....roflwafflewaffle
goddimmus 1 year ago
grafix, ... GRAFIX?
Classic lmao.
ang9l 1 year ago
watch?v=Z4RyPhE6UVg
j0eL 1 year ago
it spells GRAFIX, GRAFIX!!!
sebamkfan 1 year ago
i know this feel
Krissans 1 year ago
you should work at gamespot, to do the reviews but tone the angry down a little and you'd be just fine
laderhow 1 year ago
LOL... thank god i'm not the only who thinks Sarah Jessica Parker is butt ugly!
dennnis2781 1 year ago
stanburdman:Awesome Game Reviewer AVGN: Epic Game Reviewer and best ever Irate Gamer: EPIC WANNA BA FAIL
THEARBITER641 1 year ago
@THEARBITER641 sry i accidentaly typed "a" in "be"
THEARBITER641 1 year ago
Why can't I use the bread stick?! WHY?!
LivingDeadVideos 1 year ago
Have you considered taking
anger management? o:
HorrificHavok 1 year ago
i nearly shit my pants when you said kirbys family lives there
fortran97 1 year ago
lol chill out
beaverfeaver12 1 year ago
you're complaining over an NES game...and from the looks of it you fail horribly trying to play the game...if you read the manual it'll tell you about the dash move that can dispose of 90% olf the enemies...btw...AVGN does a better job than you
m3tallic7 1 year ago
How did colour dreams survive for so long if all it's games where that bad?
karhohklay 1 year ago
ET best game EVER!!!!
HeavenlyH3R0 1 year ago
6:25 you scared the crap outta me man! lol
ThePoliceComedyShow 1 year ago
u r simply and legend
sammyboi7488 1 year ago
I think Snorlax lives in that houses XD
And the geme f****** sucks
JohnPadge 1 year ago
words of wisdom:stan is awesome
gorance2000 1 year ago
holy shit man, 20 years ago.. i feel soo old.. and im only 21 hahahaha
Val0n 1 year ago
ALE
plutaroo 1 year ago
Shut the fuck up you whiny bitch. I made it about a minute and a half in before I got sick of you fucking screaming.
matz107 1 year ago
Who lives in these houses ? Families of KIRBIES ??? XD
GaeliktheWarrior 1 year ago
Wow that was funny
That game is a fuck
TheBockinator 1 year ago
Funny thing is color dreams was never licensed by Nintendo xD.They reverse engineered the system so the lock out chip wouldn't work.
nextwatcher 1 year ago
Colordreams needs to burn in hell for the ungodly crimes commited against mankind.
The1337guy1 1 year ago
@uipoi6 stan is still elite AVGN is the god of his own reigion
helter1234 1 year ago
That dragon is 2 thin 2 be a rotweiller it looks more like a flying doberman
helter1234 1 year ago
that game looks fuckin stupid
TheSoulreaper2010 1 year ago
Burke works @ my school. I don't know his first name, but his last name is burke. Around school, he always forgets his name tag,which, if he is dan, explains the graphics.
MrSouperman100 1 year ago
"Sarah Jessica Parker Hoarse" xD
gingergingerginger1 1 year ago
Title is very misleading...i read ''Modern warfare 2''
Zeroperez94 1 year ago
this is funny house of kirbys
jeffandjack96 1 year ago
lol thats the funniest thing ive ever seen!! subscribed
materbeta6151 1 year ago
you scared me o.o
StefTheChief 1 year ago
XD too funny YOU SPELT GRAFIX WRONG MOTHER FUCKER
Nathan2345678 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!! FAMILY OF CURBYS?!!!!! XD
FR3DY131 1 year ago
Circle Doors! CIRCLE DOORS!!!!!!!
Generett 1 year ago
I played this game, and to be honoest. it's fucking easy. Either Stan fakes everything or just plain sucks at video games. Sure, color dreams and ljn made shitty games, but this one is easy as fuck.
Tekkensennin 1 year ago
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dude that was hilarious! You just might be funnier than the AVGN. You sir, have another subscriber.
Chestburster963 1 year ago
Stan ur my hero i want to trade lives with u I will bow down if I see u in real life my lord All I want is to please u
stephanisafag 1 year ago 11
@stephanisafag ahahahahahahahahaha
stanburdman 1 year ago 11
@stanburdman Congrats Stan u got promoted from elite game reviewer to god of ur own religion =)
uipoi6 1 year ago
@stanburdman I LOVE YOU!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!
herroIMlilo 1 year ago
@stanburdman yeah i know that im sorta late to comment,but when you see his name,you wont b so happy,maybe a lil scared
this is a response from you old video,legend of the dragon by colored shit
TheMhn5 1 year ago
@stephanisafag do you except donations at the church of stan lol
onewecallgod661 10 months ago
ROFL XD "BEEKEEPERS IN DETECTIVE HATS AND DRAGONS AND FUCKING HOUSES FOR KIRBYS." 5/5 best game review ever.
LowRider220 2 years ago
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angry nintendo nerd wannabe if u ask me
caleron0 2 years ago
Really?? why?? Cause he reviews games?? Hate to break it to ya but, people were reviewing games well before the nerd came along. So I guess the nerd is just copying them
Ichimaru60 2 years ago
ColorDreams is the best!
At making the worst games that is.
electrobussterr 2 years ago 24
So is LJN
Kristanni20X6 2 years ago
LJN is the rainbow of fuck.
feckingbillgates 2 years ago
You won't find any gold at the end of the rainbow. Just a bunch of demonized leprechauns with a pot with a mixture of vomit, diarrhea, and piss.
That's digusting, I apologize, but it's true
Kristanni20X6 2 years ago
@electrobussterr No. LJN Toys earns that prize.
SuperSaiyanSonic75 1 year ago
every frikin 1990 had those graphics. or did you mean 1999? i cant really understand :S
hokage97531 2 years ago
The graphics are not that bad.
ildur 2 years ago
Those who compare him to the nerd or irategamer fuck off!!!! really...he's just as funny and then some, what cracks me up is how he apologizes at the end of his videos haha.
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! {SORRYABOUT THIS} THIS GIRL'S NAME IS SUMMER SHE'S 15 YEARS OLD & hasBLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. SHE IS DEAD. IF U DONT COPYTHIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES.. OR..SUMMER WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT................................................ ExPECTING IT BYYOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILLHAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGE
htf5555 2 years ago
hahahahahah man your a funny dude!!!
you crack me up! hey let me find some fucked up games for you to review, like A-Train HX () on Xbox 360. unless you have already done that one. that game will shit you to tears!!
poetician 2 years ago