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  • Why yes, yes you are a horse. BTW moving a hundred or so feet wouldn't actually change the moons relative position to you. Not that this game isn't a heapin helpin of gogert like shit (I was just saying).

  • Your voice would not be so bad if you STOPPED SHOUTING!!!

  • stop shouting dude

  • @Iam18yearsolddddd Seems to me like he has ample reason to scream.

  • That sword looks like a giant doobie.

  • "Grafix?! YOU SPELT 'GRAPHICS' WRONG! *pant pant pant*"

  • YELLING YELLING YELLING YELLING 

  • worst game ever? Nope chuck testa

  • The dragon looks like a bottle opener :D

  • I gave in and laughed when he said "its a store that sells coale

  • "Take a guess who made this game" I thought it was Phillips

  • AHHAHA love it xD

  • 0:43 I thought that was his...*Ahem*. =__=

  • @sharkjack2 Too civilized to say penis on the internet? XD

  • @Raveman01 Yes, yes. =__=

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  • NO ONE SHOULD LIVE IN A HOUSE WHERE DOORS ARE CIRCLES!

  • these graphics are better than BF3

  • You know what else if bad /watch?v=XbrTf3-kpjY&feature=r­elated

  • At Least The Graphics Are Better Than MW3

  • 1080p

    720p

    480p

    360p

    240p

    minecraft

    this video

  • Wow wow slow down there, these graphics look actually good, but you know what's a bitch? The fucking controls! That's what sucks!

  • i can picture a family of kirbys the momma kirby boy kirby girl kirby and baby kirby are all sitting around the fire on kirby christmas eve and the daddy kirby comes through the door and the kid kirbys run up and hug him aaawww sooo not cute!>_<

  • Watch this in 240p and I swear it will burn your eyes.

  • Are you insinuating that the moon SHOULD move with the background???

    I'm confused.

  • ah i see you figured that out, lul

  • The sign says "Ale" and has a picture of a mug before the word Ale. 

  • i actually played this game and stoped at the finally level because i was extremly bored and screamed. Im Bored Im Tired ,DIE!!!!!!!!!!!. then i destroyed the game and fell asleep for 1 whole day

  • Holy shit, i thought it was Chale, not Ale or Coale.

    And the CH/CO was a beer mug. Wow, those graphics suck.

    Lol.

    Lol.

  • COALE, COALE!!! ARE YOU BLIND, THAT IS A MUG THAT SAYS ALE NEXT TO IT, HOW DO YOU GET COALE OUT OF THAT?!

  • Well dont shit yourself with the graphics. They have nothing to do with game. They might be horrible, but when game itself and gameplay is good, you won't stop playing it because of graphics. That would be retared. Oh and that's game on NES so you expected doom or wolfenstein grahics on it? Stupid, that they bother to make game on NES anyway... and that bad. Even with most important factor - gameplay. Even game idea.

  • 6:17 so damn funny!

  • lol.. its the same shit company who made the pier drug dealer game lol

  • who thinks avgn, irate gamer, and stanburdman should fight each other three way style and with good GRAFIX

  • 6:22 XD OMG lol

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  • "What kind of village makes doors that are circles!?"

    Hobbiton.

  • but this game is way better than justin bieber:P

  • music sound like castlevania just bad

  • Yeah it's a beer tankard with ale written next to it not coale

  • this isnt that bad

  • To kill the dragons, make sure to watch the movie, "How to Train Your Dragon...Dog, Whatever the heck it is."

  • it doesn't say coale, its a beer mug

  • yeah, this game is crap, BUT YOU ARE THE DUMBEST IDIOT I EVER HEAR.

    get a life.

  • @martin77mdp yu are the asshole he s funny yu get a life faggot 

  • Well? What do you expect from a game made by Color Dreams? :D

  • Quick answer to why the graphics are so bad (or at least a theory.) One word: budget. Perhaps Color Dreams didn't have enough money to buy a good graphic software. So, you can't really judge the game by the horrible graphics. That's what I really don't like about gamers nowadays; they judge a game by the graphics. Besides that, great review, Stan!

  • @ArcadeOfReviews that isn't really an excuse though, because even with a low budget and low quality graphics software they could have come up with a better aesthetic look, the colours, the character and environment designs are just BAD.

  • @OMGanimator93 Fair enough argument.  I never thought of it that way.

  • what is the system requirement of this game?? xD

  • hahahaahahaha very funny XD the best video ever

  • hobbits in lord of the rings have circular doors :)

  • ever notice 40% of the funniest reviews r coler dreams games

  • No Fat Albert lives in those houses with doors?

  • it's not COALE, they used a C and a O to make a pint of beer.

    i love color dreams.

  • STOP SHOUTING

  • "who lives in these houses, families of kirbies?" rofl

  • @stanburdman lmfao you are funny man

  • Haha this one was funny. XD When you pause asking what the dragon looks like... to me it looks like a HOARSE! >D

  • lol "it could be kielbasa"

  • what pixel is the game?

  • ahahahhhahahahahahahahahahhaha­ha

    

  • WE'RE ON LEVEL THREE AND YOU NEED TO TIGHTEN UP DA GRAFICS

  • I like AVGN but i love stan!!! more power Stan Burman!

  • Maybe you should use your sword to kill the creators. Oh wait, you can't.

  • who lives in these house....a family or kirbys!?? epic lls

  • stop quoting what he said! thats why i watched the video!

  • YOU SPELT GRAPHICS WRONG MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! LOL XD

  • "Graphix? GRAPHIX!!!!!!!!!!! You spell graphics wrong motherf******!!" was my favorite part lol =D

  • Who lives in these houses FAMILYS OF KIRBYS!!!???

  • @jeb5555 yes

  • how colr dreams make their games now

    1.dig up their old games

    2. add 3D

    3.add motion control

    4.put them on the wii

  • How Color Dreams Makes Their Games:

    1. Throwing up in a Game Cartiridge

    2. Editing it on a Computer

    3. Giving it (shirt)y controls

    4. Giving it music really bad music

    VOILA! All of their games are born.

  • i hope color dreams never dies.....why? because without it,thers no more funny stan burdman vids

  • if you don't like it, don't play it...but plz just STFU....

  • The person you play as gives himself a blowjob.

  • Stop shouting, you spastic.

  • Noisy fucking Yank idiot. He needs his head beating-in with a spade.

  • @myaool

    Nobody cares.

  • Don't make fun of the villagers because they're so fucking fat, they need circular doors.

  • how do you find this shitty games like THIS!?

    really how,

  • Dont forget

    This game cost about 50 € back then.

  • Kielbasa can be fuckin' deadly man! I'm Polish, I'd know.

  • 5:17 its a coffee mug tnext to Ale

  • you suck avgn is better

  • The Gr(triangle)fix are awful

  • Gr(triangle)fix

  • Gr(

  • Lol

  • the guy at 6:55 is sucking his dick

  • lol family of kirbys

  • 4:13 looks like a gay stripper lol

  • 2:36 it looks like a cock! XD

  • Hobbits.

  • I think that sign says 'ALE' and the other symbols are supposed to be a mug.

  • LOOK AT THE FUCKING DOORS, THEY'RE FUCKING CIRCLES

  • lol you RAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEE

  • "use your fucking sword motherfucker!" LOLLL!!! i seriously just rolled on the floor im fuckin cryin rite now omggg lolllll

  • lol u barely noticed u fell hahahaha

  • THIS GAMES BADASS!

  • "WHO THE FUCK LIVES IN HOUSE WITH CIRLE DOORS!! A FAMILY OF KIRBYS!?! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?"

    omggg sooo funny SUB!

    "ok let me stop for a minute...what the fuck doest that sign say?... C-O-A-L-E....WHAT THE FUCK?!!! A STORE THAT SELLS COALE??? WHAT THE FUCCKK!!!!"

  • WHO THE FUCK LIVES IN HOUSE WITH CIRLE DOORS!! A FAMILY OF KIRBYS!?! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?

    omggg sooo funny SUB!

  • dude, your reviews are just fucking hilarous xD!

  • 7:18 "Gives ten magics" Magic can not be counted.

  • @Karpaneen FF8

  • hobbits

  • hahahahahahahahaahahahahahh rofl!!!!!!! this is the funnyst video ever hahahhaahahhahahahahahaha

  • Um nerd rage. Someone needs a girlfriend

  • @olaaaaa9 Yea, that's what this is coming across to me as. Perhaps this guy is aware of this, and it's part of the persona , but that doesn't make it funny. just annoying. Not saying I could do better, but his attempted wit falls on it's face most of the time.

  • a roTtweiler

    nice

    

  • oh by the way colordreams is not worse LJN,the devil himself fucking up your games

  • OH SHIT HE STOLE YER GIRL YO....roflwafflewaffle

  • grafix, ... GRAFIX?

    Classic lmao.

  • watch?v=Z4RyPhE6UVg

  • it spells GRAFIX, GRAFIX!!!

  • i know this feel

  • you should work at gamespot, to do the reviews but tone the angry down a little and you'd be just fine

  • LOL... thank god i'm not the only who thinks Sarah Jessica Parker is butt ugly!

  • stanburdman:Awesome Game Reviewer  AVGN: Epic Game Reviewer and best ever Irate Gamer: EPIC WANNA BA FAIL

  • @THEARBITER641 sry i accidentaly typed "a" in "be"

  • Why can't I use the bread stick?! WHY?!

  • Have you considered taking

    anger management? o:

  • i nearly shit my pants when you said kirbys family lives there

  • lol chill out

  • you're complaining over an NES game...and from the looks of it you fail horribly trying to play the game...if you read the manual it'll tell you about the dash move that can dispose of 90% olf the enemies...btw...AVGN does a better job than you

  • How did colour dreams survive for so long if all it's games where that bad?

  • ET best game EVER!!!!

  • 6:25 you scared the crap outta me man! lol

  • u r simply and legend

  • I think Snorlax lives in that houses XD

    And the geme f****** sucks

  • words of wisdom:stan is awesome

  • holy shit man, 20 years ago.. i feel soo old.. and im only 21 hahahaha

  • ALE

  • Shut the fuck up you whiny bitch. I made it about a minute and a half in before I got sick of you fucking screaming.

  • Who lives in these houses ? Families of KIRBIES ??? XD

  • Wow that was funny

    That game is a fuck

  • Funny thing is color dreams was never licensed by Nintendo xD.They reverse engineered the system so the lock out chip wouldn't work.

  • Colordreams needs to burn in hell for the ungodly crimes commited against mankind.

  • @uipoi6 stan is still elite AVGN is the god of his own reigion

  • That dragon is 2 thin 2 be a rotweiller it looks more like a flying doberman

  • that game looks fuckin stupid

  • Burke works @ my school. I don't know his first name, but his last name is burke. Around school, he always forgets his name tag,which, if he is dan, explains the graphics.

  • "Sarah Jessica Parker Hoarse" xD

  • Title is very misleading...i read ''Modern warfare 2''

  • this is funny house of kirbys

  • lol thats the funniest thing ive ever seen!! subscribed

  • you scared me o.o

  • XD too funny YOU SPELT GRAFIX WRONG MOTHER FUCKER

  • LMFAO!!!! FAMILY OF CURBYS?!!!!! XD

  • Circle Doors! CIRCLE DOORS!!!!!!!

  • I played this game, and to be honoest. it's fucking easy. Either Stan fakes everything or just plain sucks at video games. Sure, color dreams and ljn made shitty games, but this one is easy as fuck.

  • LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dude that was hilarious! You just might be funnier than the AVGN. You sir, have another subscriber.

  • Stan ur my hero i want to trade lives with u I will bow down if I see u in real life my lord All I want is to please u

  • @stephanisafag ahahahahahahahahaha

  • @stanburdman Congrats Stan u got promoted from elite game reviewer to god of ur own religion =)

  • @stanburdman I LOVE YOU!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!

  • @stanburdman yeah i know that im sorta late to comment,but when you see his name,you wont b so happy,maybe a lil scared

    this is a response from you old video,legend of the dragon by colored shit

  • @stephanisafag do you except donations at the church of stan lol

  • ROFL XD "BEEKEEPERS IN DETECTIVE HATS AND DRAGONS AND FUCKING HOUSES FOR KIRBYS." 5/5 best game review ever.

  • Really?? why?? Cause he reviews games?? Hate to break it to ya but, people were reviewing games well before the nerd came along. So I guess the nerd is just copying them

  • ColorDreams is the best!

    At making the worst games that is.

  • So is LJN

  • LJN is the rainbow of fuck.

  • You won't find any gold at the end of the rainbow. Just a bunch of demonized leprechauns with a pot with a mixture of vomit, diarrhea, and piss.

    That's digusting, I apologize, but it's true

  • @electrobussterr No. LJN Toys earns that prize.

  • every frikin 1990 had those graphics. or did you mean 1999? i cant really understand :S

  • The graphics are not that bad.

  • Those who compare him to the nerd or irategamer fuck off!!!! really...he's just as funny and then some, what cracks me up is how he apologizes at the end of his videos haha.

  • hahahahahah man your a funny dude!!!

    you crack me up! hey let me find some fucked up games for you to review, like A-Train HX () on Xbox 360. unless you have already done that one. that game will shit you to tears!!