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  • One of the all time legend scenes

  • It's the soup nazi!!!!'

  • Black chips are $100 each. Looks like he's got about 10 black chips. Long way from the $10,000 minimum bet. But who cares? He's Austin Powers baby, yeah!

  • 5. I'll stay. Lmfao

  • ahaha fricken colin

  • frickin ugly bastard austin powers ahaha

  • classic. 21, then one of the cards revealed was a face card so thats at least 10, he has 5, and stays, lol. classic

  • he had 4 not 5 lol. still funny but

  • @DannyGreene1888 Last time i checked 3+2=5

  • If i was in his place and that gorgeous italian girl was sitting next to me i'd take her up to my hotel room and u know the rest ;))

  • haha i'll stay lol

  • i love how #2's eye patch x-ray vision has an EYE PATCH X-RAY VISION overlay just so he doesn't forget

  • This is my wife Oprah

  • 0:35 austin powers=live dangerous ly? il copy it later =( i lost my chips omfg

  • This whole scene is fucking hilarious. Oh, man.

  • whats that actresses name? Shes gorgeous!

    

  • @Wini222 Which one, the one with Myers (Austin) or Wagner (No. 2)?

  • @ThaFreshmaker the one with Wagner

  • @Wini222 Her name is Fabiana Udenio, who is also in the new 90210

  • @Wini222 elizabeth hurley

  • 10000 minimum haha

  • Mike Myers is the best

  • NO CHIPS FOR YOU!!

  • Yeah you should have ended it after "and this is my wife oprah"

  • Haha thanks for posting!

  • He shoulda stopped after the allow myself to introduce.....myself part

  • Austin made a smart but funny move, he would of lost any way for the dealer was showing a K and he had a 5, it would take two cards for him to come back which is not in the players odds. The house must win some time.

  • @magicis2

    yeah its not that bad, its more like betting the dealer had 2-6 not showing and not taking his bust card. ive done stuff like that before, but i had other hands to save it.

  • This entire scene is hilarious!! ..I love the next line: "Allow myself to introduce, myself"

  • that chick is sooo hot

  • @Raducu2oo5 Loser

  • priceless scene without a doubt!

  • This just made my day! I had a guy just this week at my table who insisted on randomly hitting his hard 17s and not once did I give him a card under an 8. LULZ

  • @exclamationkate What is a hard 17?

  • @MajBlood A 17 without an ace. if theres an ace that gives you a soft 17.

  • @TheCrazyfinn21 Right where an Ace is a safe card with the 1 or the 11. So I guess all cards can be labeled hard and soft based on the presence of an Ace?

  • @MajBlood That is correct.

  • @TheCrazyfinn21 Alright thanks for the Blackjack info. I hope to play some games myself someday. 

  • @MajBlood You should also learn the casino etiquette before you do.

  • If he knew the next card was a 4, the proper move would be to double down!

  • haha live dangerously my ass

  • It's great to see that this has no dislikes, even the awkward assholes out there can appreciate how funny this truly is.

  • @ElPendre

    I was gonna like this video until I saw your comment. Now, I've disliked it. MUHAHAHAHAH!

  • @cooolway You must also like to live dangerously.

  • Press 6 for the best part. So dramatic. haha

  • SMFH this scene never gets old :D ahahah

  • the dealer is da soup nazi from seinfeild

  • i saw her chebs and it was like a cartoon where the eyes pop out and all u hear is boooooom

  • lol..i just realized the dealer is the soup nazi..

  • the Soup Nazi is the dealer~!!!!!!!

  • I suggest you hit sir.

  • What's especially funny is Number Two already has a king when Austin gets five...

    'Allow myself to introduce... myself.'

  • Would have been funny if the dealer busted ahaha

  • ahahhahah 5

    

  • what casino were they at?

  • @corkskrewclubhouse93

    Corner House, Nottingham by the looks of things

  • I'll stay.

  • "And this is my wife Oprah" Lmao

  • alottavagina is hawtttt

  • @kratosaurion24 fakest tits ive ever seen

  • ( The only ones )

  • is the dealer the soup nazi?

  • ...but Swedish Penis enlarger pumps are!

  • @p4nth4 "Swedish made penis enlarger pumps and me" (this sort of thing is my bag,...BABY) by Austin Powers

  • I suggest you hit sir....duh..you think???

  • Which Austin Powers film is this?

  • "I also like to live dangerously."

    ROFL

  • BUT Austin remains cool and wins (morally).

  • no blackjack for you!!

  • The music makes it perfect !!!

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  • X-ray vision eye patch? lmao!

  • I never realized the dealer was the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld.

  • @samuricex I know its so funny

  • Player: Hit me

    Dealer: NO CARD FOR YOU! COME BACK ONE YEAR!!!

  • Dealer dealt the cards incorrectly. All players should have 2 face-up cards before calling for Action. Somehow the Dealer had 2 cards before Powers did, Powers most likely would have gotten 3+Jack.

    Standing on a 5 is a terrible move but it's not like you can't win by doing that. Just odds are really low.

  • @zarcath dude...wtf just watch the damn clip

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  • wait a min, the dealer did the game wrong.

    he gave the k to #2, then 3 for austin, Dealer got k, then #2 got the 7, he stops at him and not give Austin his 2nd card nor for himself!

    make sense?

  • @dudetocartman Sure does

  • best part out of all the movies

  • why are we arguing about this??

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  • I recently watched this film again and this scene made me fall of the couch laughing

  • The King alone would beat a five.

  • @mistacramer Dealer could've busted.

  • @geeisthisnametaken no he couldnt of..... there no way you can bust on the first 2 cards.

  • @mistacramer My thoughts exactly.

  • that girl has HUGE tits. But this scene is amazing, my favorite of all 3 movies.

  • lolooof[pweweflwefwelfefjqefrq­efiwgiopwerhgerjghllololololol­lolollololollololllloloooooooo­ooooooooololololoooooooooooooo­ooooooolllllllllllllllllllllll­lloololollollllolollollolololo­lol ahhaaahahahhahahahahahhahahaha­hhahahhahahhahahahahhahahah

  • The dealer is The Soup Nazi from Seinfeld!!!!!

  • eye patch x-ray vision LMFAO

  • lol thats ziva from ncis

  • this is the funniest part in the whole movie

  • LOL what a dumbass haha. It is impossible to bust on a 5 lol. I would have hit him anyway.

  • @skaterock7734 In fiction aliens and mutants exist and so do flying cars and monsters Im pretty sure they can make him bust on a 5 if they want.

  • austin power's facial expressions are comedy gold

  • lol number 2's face after austin says i also like to live dangerously. perf

  • No soup for you!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "I ALSO like to live dangerously" ROFL

  • I love how you can hear people laugh at him when he's says "I'll stay!"

  • "20 beats your 5."

  • i SUGGEST you hit sir. hahaha

  • LMFAO!"ill stay"lol i suggest u hit sir!LMAO

  • ROFL "5" ... "I'll stay"!

  • Yea his face after the dealer says 5 makes me laugh every time!

  • i know, thats how i play now :) lmao everytime a dealer gives me a number

  • Allow myself to introduce... myself.

    My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah.

    Lol after this scene is also a funny part.

  • haha, k showing and he stays, priceless

  • favorite Austin Powers scene ever, if i think black jack i think of this scene.

  • i concur best part of the movie

  • Soup Nazi dealing!

  • Love it! "No soup for you"! "Next"!

  • Best part of the movie! LMAO!

    "I'll stay."

  • "I suggest you hit, sir"

  • who the fuck stays on a 5 when the dealer already has a KING!LOL

  • yea, 5 is the lowest hand you can get since you could split two 2s.

    Austin Powers is mad funny = D

  • Like he said, he also likes the live dangerously lol!

  • @MuskratandRatman austin powers lol

  • when the dealer says 5, austins face is priceless

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  • @DarkoDrmanac16 yeah man, mike myers really has the best facial expressions

  • @DarkoDrmanac16 I aslo like to live dangerously hahaha

  • HAHA unbelievable

  • he stayed at 5 hahahaa

  • cards are not my bank, baby xD

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  • Deine Mudda vielleicht... xD

  • bag :P

  • ME TO MAN HAHAHA

  • 20 beats your 5, im sorry sir.

  • LOL haha i love this part!

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