A trip to climb Mount Fuji about £10,000, a trip to see mountain Gorillas about the same.......watching Karl Pilkington do it instead and make a complete tool of himself PRICELESS!!!
hadnt heard this in years till arlos pilkington just sung it ...christmas number one a must just to fuc that long trouser wearing white toothed prick simon cowel off ...wanker
sent to fat dave last nite afta listenin 2 him crawl on fone 2 me with 10 voicemail's.just discuvad his adultery otha day & came 2 me sense's after bein nice 2 the prat for year's.also sent via u-tube,beautiful south's....had a little time,..& the message..F*** O** 4 good. had piza bottle wine then slept like a baby. cheer's!
Sorry for the followiing language, but: I like this fucking song. I tried to please you, Jackass. I want to please you, Jackass. Apparently, I must be doing it wrong, or someone else does it better, or let me say, did it better for a while. Sorry, fucker, I still want to make love to you! Can't help that part of me.
@jrnlandrut These two were so under rated here in AUstralia. A lot of people I speak to about these two say they haven't heard of them but this a is a great example of their music. There were some other great tracks on here with people like ALbert lee and Lonnie Donegan but they were taken off because people closed their account on here. Why not just leave them on for us to enjoy, I used to love listening them. Sadly they parted ways. Also this a great track with the full orchestra. Gary
kids are taught all the american greats but let's face it, England made music rock. Rich or poor, this song makes us want for more. Brilliant posting. Nick in London
It is reminiscent of Lou Reed in his pomp with the Velvet Underground. Or perhaps Bowie during his 'Low' period. Wire. Can. Ruichi Sakamoto. Philip Glass. Erik Satie at his most illustrious, cocking a snoop at the bombast of the romantic movement.
A lot of people up North have the mis-impression that Londoners are ignorant and don't talk to anyone. Well, as a Yorkshireman who first visited London in 1990 and since, has drunk in pubs in east,west,north and south London, I can tell you that its bollocks! London folks are welcoming in a pub and friendly enough, but why they serve bitter like they do is a mystery!
@neil73 That's because London/South East are represented in the media by the arrogant middle classes not the average person.The working class Englishman is basically the same wherever he comes from in England. PS I did the opposite to you I come from London area but now live in Yorkshire!
Bermondsey 4eva! down the blue, pie n mash, milllwall, old kent road, gin palace, green man, thomas o becket, the dun cow, dunton bridge, the ebonomy, what the fucks appened to our roots! east street, walworth rd, carter st nick, astro turf, hi tec ladysquash, walworth school v bacon, spa roaders, walworth roaders, ralphy, lacoste, fila, oats n barley!!! fuck me i could go on 4evea!! long live bermondsey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from a jock! born n bred but raised on bermondsey! what a fukin place!
Bermondsey 4eva! down the blue, pie n mash, milllwall, old kent road, gin palace, green man, thomas o becket, the dun cow! what the fucks appened to saff east london!
Did you know, that because of the high buildings, to hear the Bow Bells (to make you a cockney) is getting smaller, i.e the sound ain`t travelling so far???
This is a song written for every bloke who works his Arse off , provides and looks after his family ..then the wife /girlfriend kicks you in the bollocks soon as you walk in the house from a 12 shift at work.
@paulietrev1 Yes but as you say "while you were slaving "your arse off" don't you think your other half was doing things for you."AND I'm a bloke. And I respect what your GLW does for you and me. For those who don't know what that stands for "GOOD LADY WIFE"
@mollymitch1 i wish that was the case mate , i go home to do house work , iron , hoovering , dusting , emptying bins and cleaning up dog poop ! then finally getting to sit down for an hour before walking the dogs then up again in 8 hours to do it all again to work a 12 hour shift and then to come home to a woman with the fooking hump !! lol a smile costs nothing but is worth a million quid ..the sound of silence is deafening in my house ! lol
@whitbyjet65 when does your shift at the samaritans start ? lol , you cannot help who you fall in love with and if you are married with children then to walk away from them well in my opinion thats a man with no Bollocks.
@paulietrev1 same applies to the wife who has looked after house and home for years raised the kids sat at home on her own on saturday nights only to be left for a woman half her age
I think I heard one of these guys passed away, Am I right and if so can someone give me the story please? I have 2 copies of this on vinyl and won't part with either as I think this song is up there with the best I have and would be sorry if I sold one and lost the other, they are a greta duo with a great talent
i remember buying this on vynil back in 1982 when i was only fourteen and getting slagged stupid off my friends but i didn't care less i loved it back then and i love it even more now. god bless chas n dave
Brilliant and describes the women in most of our lives. Really pretty girls you fall in love with and marry or live with then they demand the earth, nag you all weekend to get all the jobs done round the house and garden tho you been sweatin yer bollocks off all week working like a pratt while she might push the hoover round and drink coffee all day and chat to her friends and family all day running up the fone bill all day. Then tells you she is stressed???? AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
When i hear this song the memories of working in a pub in Hounslow 1982 come flooding back. It was on the duke box and got a hammering! Another one was Ebony and Ivory....
@yorkie6687 When Great Britain was mainly British church of England people..now we are over run with Muslims , Polish and dead beats ..where did it all go wrong ?? :( Top Song ..!
Great Song ! Which EMINEM track did Chas and Dave play on play on? . One of the tracks on Labi Siffre's 'Remember My Song' 1975 album - 'I Got The' - was sampled by Eminem on his breakthrough hit 'My Name Is' and is the main musical refrain of the track. Chas is playing guitar and Dave is playing bass.
is it just me or is this a damn fine pop song? simple but bloody effective!!
amaranth769 17 hours ago
karl pilkington brought me here hahahah legend
flawless388 6 days ago
Best ever made and I just Love it fore ever ...Rock And Roll 4 Ever
sune4377 1 week ago in playlist oldies mix
i love my brother Nicky O'connell xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx love you bruv
perryman02 2 weeks ago
aight.
SeaweedlZl 1 month ago
I love this, and all of their music!!
ub841 1 month ago
Is that Jimmy White on drums?
TheJanetsvids 1 month ago
Love it, love it, love it. Even for a 'novelty' band, this was a great song!
norham68 1 month ago
come on the scots we love chas and dave
theporter100 1 month ago
You only had to say the word "Bullshit" and you knew I do it.
SyAMV83 1 month ago
hearing darling instead of ricky just sounds weird to me now...
ESPuser2560 2 months ago
awwwww... memories!!!!!
christiaantinga 2 months ago
Gert the fuck cha.
TheBitterWeed 2 months ago
Karl is my favourite person on this planet. Aint No Pleasing You, Ricky G. Karl is the king.
ghaffir 2 months ago
Choooon.....Classic English Music at its best...i saw Pilksi singin it too...he was pretty good!!!
bombaymatt 2 months ago
pilky ...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
madstock1961 2 months ago
Brilliant song!... but very true, i think many decent husbands feel like this, but unlike women just keep quite..
BREDATOR1 2 months ago 3
Anyone going to comment about chaz and dave ??
nyumnyumnyum 2 months ago
oven
jacque123ish 2 months ago
Karl Pilkington is quite a good singer!
manxind 3 months ago
1:01 : "Bullshit"
ATubeWithMeInIt 3 months ago
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ATubeWithMeInIt 3 months ago
Norway says hello,great tune!
teleguten 3 months ago
FUCK X-FACTOR and whichever talentless, manufactured twat wins it!
Chas & Dave & Karl: Ricky, There Ain't No Pleasing You for the 2011 CHRISTMAS NUMBER 1!
Let's make it happen people!
GrinningSceptic 3 months ago 7
ohh rickyyy
ledvand 3 months ago
A trip to climb Mount Fuji about £10,000, a trip to see mountain Gorillas about the same.......watching Karl Pilkington do it instead and make a complete tool of himself PRICELESS!!!
colmosul 3 months ago
"happiness is like a piece of cake , have to much of it and you get fed up of it "
SIMONHATELEY 3 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Chas & Dave
Karl Pilkington turned me into a Chas & Dave fan!
pietrobasso 3 months ago 4
Spiderman at a funeral
TheLucvD 3 months ago
Absolute Twonk of a Man.
YermawsTeaParty 3 months ago
Hippo in the House
JezJacko 3 months ago
Stay green. Stay in the woods. Stay safe.
HejNikke 3 months ago
lets get this and karl to xmas number 1
teamtrouble17 3 months ago
Bullshit!
Dabs84 3 months ago 2
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Dabs84 3 months ago
congress tart
snutzerberry 3 months ago 7
the band the Beatles could've been!
thescottman1988 3 months ago
head like a fuckin orange.
fragin228 3 months ago
@fragin228 Hahahaha.
MaximusLupus 3 months ago
Pilko Pump Pants
scaredmonkey 3 months ago 54
hadnt heard this in years till arlos pilkington just sung it ...christmas number one a must just to fuc that long trouser wearing white toothed prick simon cowel off ...wanker
SIMONHATELEY 3 months ago 5
karl pilkington xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
SIMONHATELEY 3 months ago
Karl Pilkington
aljoin 3 months ago 91
and if you think I don't mean what I say and I'm only bluffing, you've got a another thing coming I'm telling you that for nothing. love it
Iberotimuka 3 months ago
great tune they ant no peas in you lol
mrdee11091 4 months ago
VOTE FOR CHAS ON ABSOLUTE RADIO!!
PeterZeeke 4 months ago
COUPLE OF QUALITY TOTTENHAM BOYS SINGING A QUALITY SONG
Jimmyblue17 5 months ago
@Jimmyblue17 Shame about your football team!!!
colonelofcork 4 months ago
@Jimmyblue17 e
dmonton boys
1jonnydangerous1 4 months ago
@1jonnydangerous1
Edmonton and Ponders End boys*
radiationphilc 3 months ago
I love the drumming by mick specially at the start of the song..gertcha !
thfcberba 5 months ago
Beautiful orchestra music, its a pity these two idiots had to sing and spoil it.
JohnConnor310355 5 months ago
@JohnConnor310355 Pity you had to go on the internet and show yourself up.
iwooll1 5 months ago
@JohnConnor310355 have a word with yourself ya mug..
thfcberba 5 months ago
@JohnConnor310355 Shut the hell up.
eclectica1 5 months ago
This for my husband!!!!
bwrs2bwrs1 5 months ago
brilliant song love it
peggycroser 5 months ago
sent to fat dave last nite afta listenin 2 him crawl on fone 2 me with 10 voicemail's.just discuvad his adultery otha day & came 2 me sense's after bein nice 2 the prat for year's.also sent via u-tube,beautiful south's....had a little time,..& the message..F*** O** 4 good. had piza bottle wine then slept like a baby. cheer's!
dysfunctionalbunch 6 months ago 2
Sorry for the followiing language, but: I like this fucking song. I tried to please you, Jackass. I want to please you, Jackass. Apparently, I must be doing it wrong, or someone else does it better, or let me say, did it better for a while. Sorry, fucker, I still want to make love to you! Can't help that part of me.
betz1511 6 months ago
Legends. Great song
car2424 6 months ago
Chas Hodges is a fucking legend .Read his book....
harmonica74 6 months ago
OI!
marcotmcom 6 months ago
Chas and Dave are the Greatest.
jrnlandrut 6 months ago
@jrnlandrut These two were so under rated here in AUstralia. A lot of people I speak to about these two say they haven't heard of them but this a is a great example of their music. There were some other great tracks on here with people like ALbert lee and Lonnie Donegan but they were taken off because people closed their account on here. Why not just leave them on for us to enjoy, I used to love listening them. Sadly they parted ways. Also this a great track with the full orchestra. Gary
mollymitch1 4 months ago
Chas and Dave are the Greates.
jrnlandrut 6 months ago
so true mate
ennell1 6 months ago
kids are taught all the american greats but let's face it, England made music rock. Rich or poor, this song makes us want for more. Brilliant posting. Nick in London
nv7103 6 months ago
Gr8 memories gr8 song
SuperJohnmaloney 6 months ago
cybershock- i lived in marcia rd just off dunton bridge
cat3347 6 months ago
Hate how people get all arsey about C&D End of this is just a class song no two ways./ And Lillys get in!! makes me all warm and fuzzy!!
longpiggy34 6 months ago
A fine "Ringo Starr" sounding track .-)
fortheloveoftunes 7 months ago
Oh darling , hope you hear this great song , i mean , if you flip a turtle on its back it will at least wiggle its little legs .
ruandted 7 months ago
Not my kind of music at all, but they nailed relationships 100% in this song!
kyral210 7 months ago
@sarahmcmitch northen monkey
fathairyarab 7 months ago
2 women don't like this song
rockyro777 7 months ago
Love it.I don`t like wannabe cockneys(i was born and raised in the EastEnd)but i totally love this tune.A classic!!
rwnfrd 8 months ago
Can't wait till the next tour!
Spot on!
63frankie 8 months ago
for every man who got married to a no good slut!!!
MrFlicksy 8 months ago 2
@MrFlicksy Or even worse, had kids with the bitch!
rwnfrd 8 months ago
@rwnfrd .......I did !!!!!! what a mug!!
MrFlicksy 8 months ago
Don't you just wish you could say all of this to your woman in such a beautiful way as this? No saccharin; no schmaltz; no circumlocution. Wonderful!
musiclover9361 8 months ago
legendary.................
briangillo99 9 months ago
ah, them were the days. Great upload, and what a great turn Chas n Dave were, really took me back to my teens this one, thanks!
ajbondmi6 9 months ago
per-feckshun
spangle69 9 months ago
It is reminiscent of Lou Reed in his pomp with the Velvet Underground. Or perhaps Bowie during his 'Low' period. Wire. Can. Ruichi Sakamoto. Philip Glass. Erik Satie at his most illustrious, cocking a snoop at the bombast of the romantic movement.
themec 9 months ago
Thanks 4 Uploading, Brings back Memories :-)
steveJ1957 9 months ago
Fantastic, takes me back to being 7 , and every verse fits my life perfectly right now.lol
75da 9 months ago
My favourite karaoke song -absolute classic.
TAMWORTHFAN 10 months ago
BRILLIANT!!
yunorisson 10 months ago
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love this song
wicky1925 10 months ago
i love this song
wicky1925 10 months ago
got this in the car, diamond.
fatgary68 10 months ago
HOW CAN YOU DISLIKE THIS SONG?
trishhellyeah 10 months ago
This song reminds me of my mum who sadly died recently but this song makes me feel happy not sad!!!!! good ol' Chas n Dave
MusicMania01 10 months ago 5
@MusicMania01 me too mate, my mother loved this song, it has a feel good factor to it x
sydders03 3 months ago
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Seen Chas and Dave tonight at Kettering and they sang this song FANTASTIC!
bigclockface 10 months ago
Seen Chas and Dave tonight at Kettering and they sang this song FANTASTIC!
bigclockface 10 months ago
I am going to see them tonight in kings lynn, cant wait.
MrZedfour 10 months ago
Chas and Dave represent Lomndoners of the past and present.
jrnlandrut 11 months ago
met them two years ago what a bunch of geezers legends long live chas n dave
SuperModwolf 11 months ago
A lot of people up North have the mis-impression that Londoners are ignorant and don't talk to anyone. Well, as a Yorkshireman who first visited London in 1990 and since, has drunk in pubs in east,west,north and south London, I can tell you that its bollocks! London folks are welcoming in a pub and friendly enough, but why they serve bitter like they do is a mystery!
neil73 11 months ago 4
@neil73 That's because London/South East are represented in the media by the arrogant middle classes not the average person.The working class Englishman is basically the same wherever he comes from in England. PS I did the opposite to you I come from London area but now live in Yorkshire!
ancientraver19881989 2 months ago
love it
MsVaginas 11 months ago
Everee fing?
sirtinycreep 1 year ago
How true......................lol
007butty 1 year ago
Bermondsey 4eva! down the blue, pie n mash, milllwall, old kent road, gin palace, green man, thomas o becket, the dun cow, dunton bridge, the ebonomy, what the fucks appened to our roots! east street, walworth rd, carter st nick, astro turf, hi tec ladysquash, walworth school v bacon, spa roaders, walworth roaders, ralphy, lacoste, fila, oats n barley!!! fuck me i could go on 4evea!! long live bermondsey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from a jock! born n bred but raised on bermondsey! what a fukin place!
cybersjock 1 year ago 15
@cybersjock niggers got it under successive Labour & Tory governments. But I suppose you know that. Gertcha Labour
BewareTheBeast 1 year ago
@cybersjock Up The Palace :-)
steveJ1957 8 months ago
@cybersjock great comment.pity those days are gone,never to return.
TheRay1930 7 months ago
Bermondsey 4eva! down the blue, pie n mash, milllwall, old kent road, gin palace, green man, thomas o becket, the dun cow! what the fucks appened to saff east london!
cybersjock 1 year ago
Did you know, that because of the high buildings, to hear the Bow Bells (to make you a cockney) is getting smaller, i.e the sound ain`t travelling so far???
ronandken 1 year ago
Brilliant ..... not heard this for years. Good on ya' both me ole china's
flamvile 1 year ago
top mans song
112123123412 1 year ago
GENIUS !!!
olseedog 1 year ago
WOW,two people don't like this tune, must be Paki cunts!!!!
"The next plane leaving from terminal five is.........!"
yorkie6687 1 year ago
It's up there with Ian Dury and Chopin...
TheBitterWeed 1 year ago
..O.K...Give the lads a Pot Noodle each...they Deserve it for coming up with a Great song like this...
peter007taylor 1 year ago
if my memory serves me correctly the drummer's name was mick and he didn't care to much for fame and all that went with it.
24nov67 1 year ago
sums up my life!
alco804 1 year ago
This is a song written for every bloke who works his Arse off , provides and looks after his family ..then the wife /girlfriend kicks you in the bollocks soon as you walk in the house from a 12 shift at work.
paulietrev1 1 year ago 29
@paulietrev1 Yes but as you say "while you were slaving "your arse off" don't you think your other half was doing things for you."AND I'm a bloke. And I respect what your GLW does for you and me. For those who don't know what that stands for "GOOD LADY WIFE"
mollymitch1 8 months ago
@mollymitch1 i wish that was the case mate , i go home to do house work , iron , hoovering , dusting , emptying bins and cleaning up dog poop ! then finally getting to sit down for an hour before walking the dogs then up again in 8 hours to do it all again to work a 12 hour shift and then to come home to a woman with the fooking hump !! lol a smile costs nothing but is worth a million quid ..the sound of silence is deafening in my house ! lol
paulietrev1 8 months ago
@paulietrev1 you ai'nt half got that right.ray
TheRay1930 7 months ago
@paulietrev1 Any bloke who lets his wife do that to him hasn't GOT any bollocks.
whitbyjet65 7 months ago
@whitbyjet65 when does your shift at the samaritans start ? lol , you cannot help who you fall in love with and if you are married with children then to walk away from them well in my opinion thats a man with no Bollocks.
In this life you make your bed and you lie in it.
paulietrev1 7 months ago
@paulietrev1 Who said anything about walking out on your wife & kids? Nothing like putting words in people's mouths, is there?
whitbyjet65 7 months ago
@whitbyjet65 yeh ..what ever ..bye
paulietrev1 7 months ago
@paulietrev1 SPOT ON BUDDY !!!
SAYLEMAN 6 months ago
@paulietrev1 so right
yiddz 5 months ago
@paulietrev1 same applies to the wife who has looked after house and home for years raised the kids sat at home on her own on saturday nights only to be left for a woman half her age
jaddajn1 5 months ago
@jaddajn1 Hahahaha!! too funny, but true...
TheGodParticle 5 months ago
i believe it was daves wife that passed away. both chas and dave are still alive
SuperModwolf 1 year ago
@SuperModwolf You're a legend, thank you, Gary
mollymitch1 11 months ago
I think I heard one of these guys passed away, Am I right and if so can someone give me the story please? I have 2 copies of this on vinyl and won't part with either as I think this song is up there with the best I have and would be sorry if I sold one and lost the other, they are a greta duo with a great talent
mollymitch1 1 year ago
i remember buying this on vynil back in 1982 when i was only fourteen and getting slagged stupid off my friends but i didn't care less i loved it back then and i love it even more now. god bless chas n dave
24nov67 1 year ago 2
Brilliant and describes the women in most of our lives. Really pretty girls you fall in love with and marry or live with then they demand the earth, nag you all weekend to get all the jobs done round the house and garden tho you been sweatin yer bollocks off all week working like a pratt while she might push the hoover round and drink coffee all day and chat to her friends and family all day running up the fone bill all day. Then tells you she is stressed???? AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
critch1901 1 year ago 3
chas n dave are legends
when they go,no one will replace em
unique music they learnt from london's old music halls and pubs,which no longer exist
RangersGSTQ 1 year ago
What a great song. Very fine indeed. I wish people knew... I really do..
TheBitterWeed 1 year ago
who let the yids out! yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids coys
jonhorgan1 1 year ago
Absolutely cock on.
TheBitterWeed 1 year ago
fabulous song and video one of the best i've ever seen or heard
bhess47 1 year ago
met them a few years ago couldn't wish to meet two nicer blokes absolutely brilliant
SuperModwolf 1 year ago 3
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mollymitch1 1 year ago
great singalong song....
johnlemmon 1 year ago
You never love your parent's songs until their gone...
z0dit 1 year ago 4
@z0dit *they're
z0dit 1 year ago
@z0dit
you sweetheart.
TheBitterWeed 1 year ago
I've a good mind to go and watch an entire series of Minder now...
TheBitterWeed 1 year ago 4
Love the combo of dry-recorded lead vocal and slap back on the harmonies.... tooo clevah by alf ;-)
Awesome post !
Nice strings too.
TheBitterWeed 1 year ago
I want this suit and tie combination
burtiet 1 year ago
When i hear this song the memories of working in a pub in Hounslow 1982 come flooding back. It was on the duke box and got a hammering! Another one was Ebony and Ivory....
lostinshangrila 1 year ago
God let me go back a few years before we were swarmed with bleedn' Muslims,
Top tune, thanks for posting Wiggy!
yorkie6687 1 year ago 5
@yorkie6687 When Great Britain was mainly British church of England people..now we are over run with Muslims , Polish and dead beats ..where did it all go wrong ?? :( Top Song ..!
paulietrev1 1 year ago 3
Right on chavas cho
pgcoolican 1 year ago
love this song x
victoriatessxxxx 1 year ago 3
Top song ! Top lyrics ! Love it !
matfreded 1 year ago
ffj
WayneHancock 2 years ago
cow son! wallop
rayneville121 2 years ago 2
Great song but so depressing
MrSpunkbubble 2 years ago
Chas and Dave bring back memories of the past for many people worldwide.
jrnjames1 2 years ago
Cor blimey guv'nor!
Wotch yer grandad?
Give it a knees up!
'Ow's yer farvver!
Coppin' the weekend!
kennycthonic 2 years ago
@kennycthonic on yor bike vicar!!!!!
mcluskeygotthetouch 1 year ago
@mcluskeygotthetouch
Leave it aat ya nutta!
kennycthonic 1 year ago
Great Song ! Which EMINEM track did Chas and Dave play on play on? . One of the tracks on Labi Siffre's 'Remember My Song' 1975 album - 'I Got The' - was sampled by Eminem on his breakthrough hit 'My Name Is' and is the main musical refrain of the track. Chas is playing guitar and Dave is playing bass.
theonlyantony 2 years ago
You've answered your own question. See C&D's website - they give exactly the same answer. Legends. Reg of London
RegFrogg 2 years ago
VH1 showed this??? WOW. First saw this video on the old CMT when they were still all about music in the late 80's.
EONSFTFAN 2 years ago
Legends
GSIBOSS 2 years ago 2
Quality! Saw Chas on his own last month. The guy is a genius and put on a cracking show
ishstar2 2 years ago
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Mammasam16 2 years ago
fuckin fab! chaz n dave r legends this song takes me back to 82' when i was just 15 i loved this song then and i still love it 27 years later.
24nov67 2 years ago 2
Class.. I'll have to sing it to the missus
mikewb66 2 years ago
Thanks for this one Wiggy, Just brilliant lirics, and i'm telling you that for nuffink.
deltdm 2 years ago
Classic song.
Chas n Dave are legends
lemsip7 2 years ago
What's a front wheeler????
greenbriggs9 2 years ago
a jew
thydney1 2 years ago