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  • This is actually a serious offence in Britain called Grevious Bodily Harm. You can go to jail for a looong time for that xD Also, the NHS would correct the damage for free :D

  • You have really nice eyes. You should leave your glasses off for your other channels, such as C0ctopus prime. :)

  • nothing that religious people do anymore surprises me... all religions should be wiped off the earth if humanity expects to get anywhere productive. Only people who cant critically think for themselves would believe in imaginary people.

  • Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

    Leviticus 19:28.

    So why would religious people tatto themselves in the first place?

  • Treating their vagina like a clown car... LMFAO!

  • I was strangely occupied with your cardboard cutout of a man in the background staring dissaprovingly at the camera, and the whole time I just kept thinking...

    Big Brother is Watching You!

  • These parents are morons!! It should be illegal for idiots like this to even have contact with children.

    On a different note my parents have nine children, have never relied on any financial support, our dad is in our life, and the oldest three (myself included) have gone to/are in college. Not all large families are rednecks or extremely religious ;). It's frustrating that idiots like this give large families a bad name.

  • stop changing glasses

    

  • Enjoyed your post I was born in West Virginia . Once a child arrived at the hospital with a respitory infection he was 5 years old. The staff became concerned over the fresh Harley Davidson tatoo the child had . Needless to say the artist and parents ended up in deep trouble . Eugenics is the only hope for America.

  • The irony is Bible says not to mark your skin.....look it up.

  • I say hillbilly parents should be required to get a license before having kids! LMAO! Idiots!

  • Whoa thats the firs time I've seen your eyeballs.

    Kind of like the same feeling I got when I first saw Giordi's.

    Except for all the episodes of reading rainbow.

  • Anyone else reckon he is the Postal Dude?

  • Fucking retards, put all the kids in care and sterilize the parents.

  • "the biggest morons that have the most kids" If you've never seen Idiocracy watch it. Fucking hilarious movie.

  • Damn c0ct0, you had me in stitches with this upload... fucking hilarious!

  • The last part made me lol.

  • in the bottom bar the '666' appears as a chinese letter if i don't expand it.

  • just another reason why religion should be illegal im sick of people taking their religion so far that they do dangerous and illegal shit.. fuck religion and its followers

  • Brilliant video... you should do the voice for Cletus in The Simpsons! Your redneck impersonation is spot on!

  • These assholes would be Jerry Springer guests if they could drag their knuckles off the floor and hit the numbers on the phone, preferably in the right order. The kids "wanted them"? Ok.. so, if they came home from school with an overwhelming desire for a few shots of heroin, half an ounce of crack, and a visit to the local prostitute, then that's just dandy? Fuckwads like this don't deserve to have kids. Children are a privilege... "didn't do anything wrong" my ass.. dopey bitch!

  • jethro haha

  • in the poor areas of the world where education is very bad its shown that education lowers on average the number of kids people have. so why the people who aren't thought how to speack rifgt have so many damn kids is that they don't know any better

  • wow, some people are sooooo stupid

  • how is this different from circumcision though

  • Hopefully those crosses make the children immune to stupid.

  • I received my first gun at around 10 and I was responsible with it.  But my Dad made sure I knew everything there was to know about gun safety and hunter safety. But I think giving a kid a shotgun and not explaining anything to him is just irresponsible.

  • This made me laugh so much.

  • Leviticus 19:28-You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves. Be careful there christians.

  • @Oblivion537 o you are such a funny carnal mind reasoning christian ....

  • haha

  • I had a shotgun it was a 16 gauge single shot for birthday. My 10th.. Then when I was 12- I got a 10 shot semi.. I dont know- but I NEVER hurt myself or others.. Maybe kids of TODAY its "not okay"... I disagree with it NOT okay.. When I was 15 I was given my dads m-16 and YES with ammo.. Doesnt make my parents wrong or evil does it? no- Grw up in Connecticut- in the "country" if u will.= L8r

  • @855h0le lol conneticut is the gayest preppy white yuppy states their is. Lol and im white, but homie where im from its the sticks. I live in the booneys of washington state.

  • Woah, your eyes look tiny without the sunglasses.

  • There are SO MANY things wrong with what they did that I am not even to bother making a list.  Lets be Jewish about it. Jews forbid tattooing as a defiling of their bodies. I consider it just stupid and risky.

    Finally, I got a small pendant of the virgin when I was a little kid. Couldn't they just give their kids cross pendants?

  • Holy shit! She does sound just like that! I just watched one of the related videos! HA!

  • oh god, c0c has eyes?

    This is news to me. I always thought it was just the sunglasses.

  • yeah, he can see because the sunglasses are cybernetic fuckin implants lol

  • hahahahahahahahaha that was awesome i am a married mother of 4 and would shake these parents if i ever met them Awesome video dude great job ! i LOL'd through it all

  • there are so many kids at my school at my school with tattoo's it's rediculous 14 and 16 year olds

  • @redM4a1 i have 5 tattoos and im 16

  • Third vid I've seen by you and you keep kicking ass. Awesome

  • coc, did you watch the video of this woman? You were dead on with the accent. hahahaha

  • Your redneck impersonations are hilarious and sadly accurate. And the end had me falling over laughing

  • I wonder if the two mothers of the kids are also sisters of the father?

  • Well, the accent was almost right:

    /watch?v=AX0FZiTCvC4&NR

    ^_^

  • do you have any tattoos coctopus? if you do you should show us on a youtube vid that would be cool =]

  • i do on my back...i've shown them on blogtv...maybe i'll show them in a video some day :)

  • that would be awesome! i have been thinking about getting a tattoo since i turned 18 last may but i cant get what i whant cause i am going to join the military it was going to be a pic of jimi hendrix with the words purple above his head and haze below but military sais no drug references =/ such a good song too

  • technically, it's a song reference, not a drug reference ;)

    good luck too

  • @volcombmth

    Hell, they probably would kick you out for violating DADT with that one.

  • Takes that good ol' herd mentality to a whole new level.

    Now they're being fucking branded!!!

  • Why on Earth would parents give kids tattoos on the first place?!

    Tattoo parlors have an age minimum for a REASON.

  • When my daughter was little she wanted tattoos like mommy and other adults she knew. I encouraged her to experiment all she wanted...with felt tip markers. She never got a real tattoo until she was an adult, and that's how it should be. These two are boneheads, and I shudder to think what other crazy ideas they have.

  • THIS DUDE MAKES GREAT VIDEOS

  • Listening and reading stories like this makes me wish that smart people breed more *as long as they got money and love, like, and care for the kids*, before we get overrun by idiots in the far future, and live in the world of Idiocracy.

  • Yes it was trashy whatt they did but what do expect from poor country folk that dont make alot of money or cant afford the better things in life.

    People normally act  in accordance to their social and econimic relations.

  • i love how christians always just skip over this vers. "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

    Leviticus 19:28

  • Haha you're more educated on the bible than most christians! Lol.

    I was going to take the line of "free will to choose christianity my arse!"

  • well its not like its hard. there is only one book.

  • @MrSpaznout well, it is from Leviticus.....

  • I wanna get that as a tattoo. Just because it's perfect irony.

  • Chances are that the father had just got out of prison and had to get a bunch of prison tats just so he wouldn't end up with a shower daddy will on the inside.the mother cracked out of her mind on meth decided that a tattoo would help her identify the difference between her kids and the others in the trailer park.

  • I live in my personal hell called the state of Georgia.And let me tell you that this level of outright unabashed stupidity is the norm here.

  • I laughed out loud, so much so that I actually fuckin' spelled it out!!!

  • "Organized religion is responsible for the brainwashing of millions of young children too young to know the difference between reality and the fantasies of millions. Save Yourself. Drop Christianity."

    Enough said!

  • I can just hear the rationale... "This here's what we call hillbilly dual use. I restrung my guitar and after clipping the string ends it just hit me. Perfectly good tatto'in wire!!! Right then, I said, 'Honey get the kids in here'"

    People like this should be fucking sterilized.

  • I'm all for personal freedom and zero government control of anything.. but I have a hard time arguing against eugenics because of stories like this...

  • Agreed.

  • Man what fucktards great vid

  • Sweet black jesus !!! your country is insane !!!

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  • typical dumb american christian fanatics

  • Too bad the guitar string wasnt infected with aids. The gene pool needs to be cleansed of inbred, redneck trash. Better yet let's just section off the south altogether and name it whitetrashistan.

  • 'They're going to tattoo the date on the back of their kids heads so they don't forget.'

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • haha,yeah the woman on "18 and counting" treats her vagina like a clown car.

    "how many high E strings do you think he HAS on his guitar!"

  • I've heard a couple of terms for "parents" like this.....two being "dirtbags and/or white trash". This vid is straight on......the mother can't understand why it's been so "blowed up". The two of them perfectly fit the "trailer trash" label also.

  • OMG they put tattoos on thier kids. Are they insane? Oh wait the answer is yes they are insane and I cannot believe they have children. when I hear a stupid parent story it gets me so upset.

  • I think I lol'd at least a little everytime you switched to the hick-voice.

  • Fuckin' eh, Coc. That's like an hour north of here. *facepalm*

  • Funny how you say that trailer trash tend to have more kids than the middle and upper classes... not uncomon to see them with 5 to7 kids and its to do with genetics... because thats the only way that their genetic lineage could be successful by having more of them and scuming off of welfare... DANG.

  • What is scary is these people can vote.

  • Yeah, and I wonder who they voted for? XD (assuming that they did vote)

  • like this style of vid man, gj

  • I could see this turning into a religious "scandal" about how they're being persecuted agianst for not being allowed to crosses on them. Yes, those people are that stupid.

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  • Although I'm somewhat relieved they haven't been infected, it's very likely they have infections that just haven't incubated long enough to result in a positive test, yet.

  • Fuck's sake, not only did they use some juryrigged piece of shit to ink the kids, they inked them in one of the MOST PAINFUL PLACES POSSIBLE. Yikes.

  • These aren't very funny.

  • I like the fauxnews ones but this style is great too. Do more like this.

  • Morons have more kids because they can. Smart people actually try to not have kids if they don't want them.

  • So how much to they charge for a tat anyway?

  • this is funny as hell. dumbasses.

  • Treat their vagina like a clown car...... FUCKING HILARIOUS

  • I passed out at my best friends 30th birthday party one night in the house in which I lived. An abusive ex showed up and took a homemade tattoo gun and tattooed me to be his for life. I had refused the offer earlier because I didn't want a prison tattoo given with a used needle. Eight people were infected with Hepatitis C that night, including me. One guy has died, I cleared the virus and am incredibly lucky. Lesson? Never pass out at a party.

  • Sounds like grounds for that person to be done for murder, or at least negligent homocide.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA "treat their vagina like a clown car" funniest shit i've heard all day.

  • Oh no! Not the Kids!!

  • I think I have that infection as well.

  • born with retarded parents is a common infection these days. I myself was inflicted with such a virus, and am overcoming it slowly with a steady mix of smokes, and beer on weekends.

  • Idiocy is dominant and intelligence is recessive, so you may be in the clear, there.

  • Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

  • I live in the south and I have seen a number of people over the years with a cross tattooed in the same spot. It also has a small hash mark floating in each corner of the cross. These are supposed to represent fire and therefore a burning cross. And we all know what that means.

  • Did you bleep out the word fuck one time and then leave the rest? ;D

    Good talk man. Very well said.

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  • lmao

    Too funny, keep up the good "finds/story's".

  • Those are the same morons for abstinence-only sex education.

  • I lol'd so hard at the end comment.

  • The reason why the dumb have so many kids is because their parents told them to make sure they push a pin through the condom before use. It won't work if you don't let it breathe.

  • "I have four and he has three, O.K.?"

    "Tattoo their six kids"

    One got away!

  • This was you best video yet,,I am cramping from laughing so hard..lol

  • Aecksellent reportin' son!

  • ahhh! i hate living in georgia! fucking rednecks everywhere with fucking 12 gauges drinking bud-light and eating beef jerkey. god fucking damn it!

  • Why is there not a test you need to take to become a parent?

    Putting a tattoo on kids below the legal age to get one and using the same tool on all of them to do it, and I'm willing to bet that it wasn't even sterilized either. Not to mention doing it to another persons kids as well further adding more of a health issue on there.

  • HAHA....... You kill me

  • I was thinking of that the whole video.

  • "Why do idiots have so many kids?"

    One word: Idiocracy

  • Every-time people bring up this fact up, I lend them a copy of Idiocracy

  • Coct0 , you must be so proud of your countrymen lol

  • Cocto, fuck you.

    My new years resolution was not to fucking piss myself laughing at any of your wisecracks for the whole of 2010.

    Then you did the line about "infected with retarded parents".

    I suck at resolutions.

  • lock em up for all the specified charges and add retardation to it as well

  • Wow, way to fail at parenting. That's why you should need a license to legally have children...

  • @338dmac Then some hick lawyer comes around and screws up the law so badly, of course the law then does the exact opposite.

    So maybe mandatory classes lasting 9 months should be required?

  • This is actually really interesting in regarding what parents can and cannot do to children. If it's not okay to tattoo your child, is it okay to pierce their ears? I've seen babies just 1 or 2 years old with pierced ears.

    What about circumcision? Should parents have the right to whack off part of a child's body just because THEY prefer it?

    also...

    "It is a crime in Georgia for a person under 18 years of age to be tattooed."

    I put a tattoo on myself when I was 16. Could I have been arrested?

  • @fracta1420. I understand what you're saying but when parents get their kids circumsised or ger their ears pierced they usually let a professonal do it. They don't do it themselves.

  • Geterdun!

  • They just raised the legal drinking age in Georgia to 32.. they're trying to keep alcohol out of the High Schools..

  • @SofaKingLoaded

    LOLOL

  • You always seem to find stories that make me go "WTF!"

  • I have no problems with tattooing, I love body art and mod as much as the next guy but seriously. I ten year old? I'm only a year or two older then the eldest victim and no way do I want a tattoo now.

    I've heard the Georgia is a great place, but just like fundamentalist church, it's full of delusional retards.

  • Should be against the law to force religion on kids.

  • By that logic it should also be against thelaw to teach your kid good manners. Don't be an idiot.

  • Good manners don't emotionally scar children into thinking they're going to be tortured for eternity if they say a naughty word or doubt an ancient book or touch their genitalia.

  • It doesn't matter. Your opinion on religion being good or bad is irrelevant since it doesn't have any blatantly obvious harmful effects in the same way that physically abusing the child would have.

  • Emotional abuse is every bit as harmful as physical abuse. Just because the results are immediate doesn't mean they aren't concrete. And I could give a flying fuck whether you're an atheist or not.

  • So you're saying that teaching your child a religion is akin insulting them every day and telling them they're a big piece of shit and that you don't love them? Maybe you'd also like to claim that teaching your child about any political views other than your own is mental abuse? Maybe teaching your kid that racism is bad is abusive? The truth is that your opinion on a subject doesn't matter, people are going to influence your kids, that's just how the world works.

  • influence their kids*

  • Telling children that they are wretched sinful creations that a god had to die in order to redeem, and they are therefore ungrateful sinners if they don't accept the divine truth unquestioned, that's as bad as what you described.

    Being how the world works doesn't mean I need to equate psychological torture to etiquette training.

  • First of all, you've taken all the negative parts of religion and put it together and used that as your definition of the religion. And seeing as how the children who are taught to believe in a god aren't all mentally damaged sociopaths, I think we can assume there is a difference between these two things. Not that any of that matters, because the first amendment already protects these people's rights to do this. And your last sentence makes no sense.

  • You're drawing conclusions I never made. I didn't take 'all the negatives' of religion, not even close. What I did was give an example of somethg allowed and praised in a prominent religion that I consider to be child abuse equal to your example.

    Not all kids that were beaten or abused turned into sociopaths either, but that's not a reason to allow it.

  • The point was that you made it sound like that was the whole point of teaching their kids the religion, to make them feel bad about themselves. And there is no pattern of mentally unbalanced people coming form a religious background, however there is a pattern of mentally unbalanced and damaged people who come from families with alcoholic parents etc. Teaching children religion isn't abuse, that's the stupidest thing I've heard in awhile as much as I dislike religion.

  • Yes there may not be a pattern , but teaching relgion to kids is mental abuse, they are instilling beliefs in there kids mindsbefore they even have a chance to gather the information and make the decision for themselves. Child indoctronation is a horrible thing to do to a child, to strip them of there freedom to choose isn't abuse , to tell them they have to believe and obey something no questions asked isn't abuse. Are you so sure about that ?

  • Then why do we even teach our kids anything if they are too young to gather the information and make the decision for themselves? Because otherwise it would be chaos. I agree with you that it is bad to teach kids religion, but it's none of my business. Unless I'm going to say that parents can't pass on anything to their kids at all, I can't just pick and choose what I want other people to teach their children.

  • We teach our kids things, so they can learn how to function in society. You teach you kids how to behave, how to stay away from danger , you educate them. Sorry i must correct myself , they can gather information or obviously they wouldn't be able to learn. And its not our buisness what they are taught. If there parents teach them that there relgion is the one and only and to be intolerant of other people that can cause many problems including hate of another group or race. You can't pick

  • and choose but you can inform people that teaching children such things is mental abuse , and they should give there childern all the information and allow them to decide what is right , not push it on them, and shun them if they ask questions.

  • So you agree with me? And I think it's wrong, but I don't think it's mental abuse.

  • Ok so if its not mental abuse then what makes Religion bad to teach children ? It doesn't just teach kids rules and manners or morals. It can teach kids to hate,be intolerant, keep themselves seprate from society, that can take tolls on a childs mental health especially when they grow older,im not saying relgion shouldn't be practiced thats there choice but to force it on to young minds , when there minds are not prepared for a decision of such magnitude , is abuse on the mentality of the mind.

  • How is teaching people to be racist or hateful mental abuse though. It's wrong and despicable, but I'm sure any psychiatrist would agree with me that that isn't 'mental abuse'. It's just brainwashing. I don't see how you have differentiated between teaching children positive morals and negative morals when with both of them the child is so young they can't muster a defense, that's why we teach kids things in the first place. Basically your argument is that since I don't agree w/ it, its abuse.

  • The 1st amendment does not protect child abuse in the name of religious freedom.

    My previous last sentence was a response to your ridiculous "it should also be against the law to teach your kid good manners". While I disagree with the post you responded to (making teaching religion illegal is unenforceable) your response was too outrageous.

  • Why? Teaching children good manners is just as subjective as teaching children religion and has no negative mental affects. It was a perfectly valid reply in pointing out how ridiculous the first post was in assuming that teaching someone's child they didn't like was 'abuse'. And your first sentence depends on the assumption that teaching your child religion is 'abuse'. So I guess you're saying that people who teach their kids religion are abusing their kids and should be sent to prison?

  • What I'm saying is people who abuse their child should be penalized even if they claim it is protected religious speech. To go to an obvious extreme, we wouldn't allow child sacrifice no matter how holy the parents thought it. Yet a parent can let a sick child die through inaction because he believes in the power of prayer! The child who is taught that this is good thing, who is taught to wait for death in prayer, is being irreparably harmed.

  • Sure, but that depends on your assumption that many of these people's religions are abusive.

  • It's not an assumption. Google Madeline Neumann for an example.

  • Yeah, that was a rare case of the parents not wanting to treat their kid, I already said I'm not talking about those incidents since they are so incredibly rare. That doesn't apply to the vast vast majority of people who raise their children religiously. Even if they do refuse treatment, it's hard to force them to accept treatment when even the child doesn't want it.

  • That these are not all religious beliefs is irrelevant. I'm concerned about the parent whose religious beliefs are irreparably harmful to the child. They do exist, and not solely in extreme minorities, so your nonchalant comparison with teaching good manners is disnigenuous.

  • Where do they exist then, other than in small minorities, do you have an example. The only example I can think of is not letting your kid get medical attention because you think god will fix it, and even then it's debatable to an extent weather or not that is abuse depending on the exact situation.

  • And don't fucking mark down my comment just because you don't agree with it you fucking prick. What's the point of hiding a comment from other people just because you didn't agree. I'm an atheist by the way, just so you don't think I'm just disagreeing because I'm a christian.

  • What do manners have to do with a pretend god thing and brainwashing children? Don't be a follower

  • Teaching your child good manners is commonly considered socially acceptable and a good thing and it has no blatantly apparent negative affects on the child, exactly the same as religion. I'm an atheist and I think religious people are stupid and you should never brainwash your child like that, but in this situation my opinion is irrelevant, because they aren't my children, and the children aren't being abused or physically harmed even if I hate it.

  • I've already fucking said I'm an atheist. And whether or not it's 'pretend' is up for debate. And why don't you try reading the first amendment, you know the one all about religious freedom and that congress shall make no law respecting a religious establishment?

  • I have four tattoos. I've also jabbed myself with a high E string (.009").

    The guitar string hurts way more.

    Goobers need to stop pooping out retards.

  • LMFAO @ your accent in the end. It reminded me of True Blood.

  • Fantastic ending.

  • Yanno...more and more, Stupid™ makes me really angry.

  • What the fuck  @ The 15 and 17 year olds getting tattoos.

    I can understand the little ones being manipulated, but at 17?

    Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

  • Against the bible you FUUCCCKKKTARRRDS!!!!!

  • I think the lord's will has been done... :P

  • I'm confiscating all your guitar strings kirke.

  • I live 35 miles from the place it happened.

    Ugh.