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  • Try RUDRAMANI SHILAJIT - SHILAGRA the natural vigor and vitality booster. Shilajit is a natural aphrodisiac from Himalayan mountains.

  • 'slides laptop off penis area'

  • Wow congratulation Plan your Pregnancy as you like with home check ovulation kit you can now choose your time and date of pregnancy Just Type in Google home check ovulation kit

  • and oysters.

    *Drops dead of laughter*

    comes back to life* WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?

  • oh, god why am I here

  • What is the advantage of having a high sperm count?

  • Did anyone try that ? And please if they tried it I hope they can Send me a message and tell me everything about the results ...

  • step 2,

    keep your labtop any where but on your lap, the heat the computer generates and the knee lock position required to balance it can damage sperm

  • lower body mass means more sperm, what if most of that weight is muscle mass?

  • I am a gay why am i watching this?

    

  • 2:24 DON'T ASK DON'T TELL

  • im 11 and i ejaculate about once a week due to random erections

  • I'm 12 and when I j.o. my cum goes like 6 inches in the air........ sad

  • Scientifically proven? No, scientifically tested... You can scientifically test for sock gnomes but that won't prove they're real.

  • Who re-uses there floss what a wierdo.... Jk it's reversed lol

  • @XJuiCeMaNx24, no, unless You cut off Your Dick, balls and scrotum (Ballsack)...but You shouldnt worry if Your missing all of them 0_o

  • **moves laptop off lap***

  • 1:23

    lol I can't stop laughing at the face he makes when he takes the brussel spruce from his mouth, just totally random

  • "next step. keep your laptop ANYWHERE from on your lap"

    me:"FUCK!!!"

  • can u lose all ur sperm??

  • Thumbs up if you had your computer on your lap and instantly took it off

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  • @saberbazer aww yeah :D

  • @saberbazer yeap its call sperm of the short dicks!

  • I think howcast got gayer now

  • DONT SLEEP STUDY SCIENCE ,INDIAN RACE PRODUCE THE SPERM OF BEST QUALITY,PROOF INDIAN POPULATION.

  • @rahulchoudharyrahul9

    But you're fucking useless uglies.

  • i just picked up my laptop

  • Most watched -

    Male 35-44

    Male 45-54

    Male 25-34

    xD

  • Masturbate 24 hours in a day :D

  • what the?????

  • How the hell did i get into watching these videos...

  • No wander y r parents want us to eat our veggies

  • guys, just eat half cooked Meal.. it will increases the counts, try first for 3 days, you'll see the density

  • lmao this is so fake

  • I am a girl why am i watching this..........

  • @SuzShiningStar9Vids yes i ask the same question i am a girl so Why Am I Here?!

    Wonder and wonder

  • @SuzShiningStar9Vids ........eeeeuhhhhhh......., because you are interested in sperm?? XD

  • @SuzShiningStar9Vids i donrt know y im watching it eaither lol...

  • @SuzShiningStar9Vids lolx me to!

  • @SuzShiningStar9Vids so you'll be able to let your bf know how to please you better

  • @tommoore2012 i dont wanna get pregnant lol

  • @SuzShiningStar9Vids from what I heard if you're on top and sitting straight up you won't get pregnant. Also it doesn't haven't to end in that particular area. LoL

  • @tommoore2012 You can still get pregnant from being on top or sitting. Sperm can travel, you know.

  • @tommoore2012

    Maybe she don't has a bf?

  • @SuzShiningStar9Vids cause it said sperm you couldnt resist it dont deny it lol

  • @SuzShiningStar9Vids because your hubby is spermless

  • @parag822 i'm not married... lol

  • @parag822

    lmao!

  • @SuzShiningStar9Vids

    You like the stuff maybe? lol

  • @SuzShiningStar9Vids Maybe Curiosity ? Or maybe you want to help your husband ? XD

  • 0:54

    HOT.

  • I didn't need to see his bulge... v.v

  • So thats Why our parents say eat your vegies!

  • why is this in my recommended list? divine intervention?

  • I searched for "improving pinch harmonics" and this came up..

  • MOM: Eat the broccoli, unless you want to grow up with low sperm count...

    Child: ok mom...

  • @Oasistudios well atleast you admit to being a close minded dim wit, all i can say is, its fine if you want to continue that way, but it will hold you back

  • @Oasistudios ah brilliant, repeat back what i just said like a child... i dont understand your logic... what does chinas statistical rank as a population have to do with you? you are extremely unintillegent based on how close minded i see you are, you cant even grasp the simple concept that there is no such thing as an absolute statistic and that no one population can be represented entirely by a small group, what a joke

  • @Oasistudios hahaha oh man... i was waiting for you to say that, not about the terrorists, but about how america has the most ignorant people, that comment in itself was ignorant and extremely unintelligent, see, im not like you, i understand that a small group doesnt represent a whole population, for example, youre extremely ignorant and uneducated, yet, im 99% your whole country isnt like that, just like every other country, every country has the same groups of people, you make me laugh

  • @Oasistudios comming from a biased opinion such as yourself, every nation has the same groups of people such as ignorant people like you

  • @Oasistudios cool and irrevelant to the situation, media goes for all countries

  • im looking at you batman !!

  • this sooOooooOoooOO NONSENSE!! O_o!! what's the connection of ur fuckin Laptop to increase sperm count??? ..WATCH PORN MUCH BETTER DUDE!!

  • @reDhorse681 no u dumbass, ur laptop heat reduces sperm count

  • way to increaser spermcount... stop fuckin jackin-off

  • what the hell your teeth have to do with cum?

  • How did I get here?

  • It took the dude about 20 secunds to say what to eat! >_>

  • Eating a lot of pasta-rice-carbo foods and sago-tapiaco all that helps increase sperm ..Being fat has nothing to do with sperm ..only health wise

  • @MUSLIMBOYA SPERM GOOD NO / YES?

  • @DrinkSPERM Whats the question? :P

  • @MUSLIMBOYA DO you like sperm, no oder yes?

  • WTF???

  • Watching porn actually makes sperm better and masturbating also

  • @Jebu911

    Especially for the guys in the DVD

  • you see the people that are watching this, are never going to get a girl pregnent

  • @coatduck haha too true. Worrying about mobile phones and laptops ffs! They may aswell give up.

  • Why cant Doctoer peper increase my sperm count??

  • I have an issue,my right testicle has been shrunk much as compared to left one due to over masturbation.Please advice me what should I do?

  • for all the people saying that america couldnt beat them in a war and that we pick on small countries. we are the best in world, no one can match our seals even the israeli airborne paratroopers who are known for their greatness. we have the best of the best we are far more patriotic that you all and thats why we will always have the best of the best. i would put our seals against any one even the paratroopers or spetznaz etc. and we will win

  • @docvoc1 random much?

  • @UNCFAN145 lol i put this on the wrong page :P

  • @docvoc1 Yea didn't really work here.

  • Here's the real trick to increasing your load.

    L-Arginine and Vitamin C.

    That's it!

    Go to GNC and buy the L-Arginine powder that you mix with water which gives you 5 grams of L-Arginine per drink. Drink this twice per day and get at least 1000 mg of Vitamin C and you'll be shooting like Peter North in a week.

  • @hypnyxx i'm 15, my sperm is white when it comes out, and then it becomes like water... is this a bad thing? after like a minute or two, my sperm becomes like water? I don't want to be infertile.

  • @DavidTheCatholic

    No worries. Semen goes through stages after ejaculation. Thicker at the beginning and more opaque. Then is liquifies and becomes more clear. Lastly, it begins to coagulate. All normal.

  • @ddgirl63 hey mate, is it normal? I masturbate a lot, and i went to the toilet, i took a piss, and after, there was about a really tiny bit of cum that came out, is that normal? I was erect before, so is that a cause?

  • @DavidTheCatholic david,if you want to have a lot of cum after masturbate,you should be patient,hold it to as many days as you can then it will be processing automatically depends on what you eating,overall its all normal dont worry.just exercise and eat healthier food.

  • @ewanthug Thanks man

  • Yea i did know that.

  • Question for other guys here: how far do you shoot when you 'finish'?

    My friend was telling some anecdote that mentioned him shooting about a foot, and I seemed to be the only one who was surprised - I didn't bring it up, but if I'm going at it hard I typically shoot about 2 metres. The furthest was when I was sitting down and actually hit my ceiling. This isn't some macho thing, I'm not preaching about having a massive dick, I'm average size. So yeah, what's the normal distance?

  • No LINEAR SPERM IS LIE. YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID. CUBIC SPERM IS TRUTH. I HAVE PROOF OF FOUR SIMULTANEOUS FERTILIZATIONS

  • you see guys, we where meant too FREEBALL!!!

    *FREEBALLING MEANS NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR*

  • WTF bat sperm

  • @hardhitter0241 thanks for sharing your problems (NOT) -_-

  • @mario712145

    Well keep in mind one must have a set of balls and a descent sized cock to have some of those issues I listed...guess you'll never know...huh Mario?

  • I don't know...this doesn't see to make much sense to me.

    Oysters may have zinc but they are bottom feeding crustations and are actually bad for you in other ways, If you walk a lot then boxer's will cause your balls to get irritated from friction, those vegetables make you fart, vitamins and supplements make your piss orange and stain up your boxers, and if your cold your dick shrivels up...who the fuck made this video?

  • @hardhitter0421 Hahaha!!

  • WTF??? thats so dumb

  • Does masturbate lowers your sperm count? lol

  • This is wat you get when you google spring spelled incorrectly

  • lol im 12 and im 85 pounds

  • Oysters lol

  • good thing I like 'em

  • really? :/

  • I think this is the only worth while video.

  • i just want to get a beautiful wife and kids not hering sprems

  • yummy yummy

  • how fun....

  • I JUST didnt watched this

  • I'll tell you how to do it this is the ultimate quide:

    Have sex in the morning, afternoon, after every meal, and twice before bed... do this for about 3-4 days...

    After this get turned on but do not have sex for around 3-5 days, be turned on all day just dont jack off or touch it, after the 4th or 5th day have sex, I promise you will have more cum and sperm then you need...

  • I don't know what kind of sex he was having in the beginning

  • Oysters should be optional in any endeavor.

  • i dont give a shit man , there is sperm on the wallls now.

  • I wanna be BATMAAAAAN

  • does anyone know why in japanese anime hentai theres tentacle raping? like wtf maybe they should bats raping people.....

  • ANY NATURAL AND EASY WAY TO INCREASE ? I SAW IN A PORN VIDEO, HE GOT ABOUT AN GLASS OF SPERM BY HIS FIRST SHOT. :p

  • I know another thing that can increase sperm count!...a really hot girl :D lol

  • ohhhhhhhhh

  • My Man has really good sperm sometimes way to much and he does things that on here they say not to do you no what you want your man to have good sperm fuck everyday 3 times a day you will be fine

  • FUCK YOU BATS

  • @Vnix Bats are amazing! :)

  • ...that's weird...he said "for every extra 20 pounds you lose, you INCREASE your chance of infertitlity by 10 per cent"

    Doesn't he mean DECREASE?

  • Increase your chance of INfertility, not fertitlity.

  • so, losing weight increases your chances of being infertile?

  • if anyone have a question about "Do you think im infertile because of that" then feel free to ask me

  • did he say brush and flosh your teeth religiously?

  • Step 9: Shave that ridiculous porn beard.

  • wtf did he say at step 1? enjoy more vicky? i dont know any vickies! seriously what did he say

  • he said enjoy more nookies

  • WTF IS THAAT IIM FROM FINLAND!!!!

  • sex

  • @Locustx925 enjoy more nookie(sex).

  • @Jarack123 i did it all for the nookie!

  • vitamin E does the trick. I've been taking vitamin E soft gels for 2 months and I shoot huge loads.

  • OH WOW

  • I love how this guy is holding up his boxers with suspenders

  • im confused. another video said stay away from brocoli. wtf???

  • why is it all the nasty vegetables?

  • lol... americans see vegetables as a poison...

    fatties

  • What's the advantage of improving sperm quality? If it doesn't change the genes you pass on, then my guess is that all of this doesn't result in better offspring???

  • It doesn't improve the quality of your sperm, just the amount

  • Therefore there is no point in doing all this unless planning to have a kid, right?

    Most of the bad things on the list wouldn't have any long term effect, like for example: sitting down all day.

  • actually they will have have some different dna change like more obese or somethin

  • yes, but poor quality sperm can change the dna. And, simple numbers - more sperm = better chance of getting pregnant

  • @leopower7 racist

  • @leopower7 you sir are fucking retarted

  • @leopower7 "Fatties" who would destroy your country's pathetic military any day, little boy.

  • @benderbotx yeah except russia or corea right? you only fuck with lower countries why dont you attack russia and see what happens?

  • @starnjuy Lol why don't you go learn how to spell Korea first, dumb ass.

    Second, we could destroy the entire Earth like 3 times over with just our nuclear weapons alone.

  • @benderbotx yeah and why you americans are afraid of attack those countries who have the same or even better equipment than america? but you like to attack small ones? cowards

  • @leopower7 fuck off you're just jealous you don't live in the greatest country in the world haha jealousy

  • @MrPumpanddump hahaha, ignorant slave. greatest country MY ASS.

  • @leopower7 i think europeans like you are more ignorant than the dumbest rednecks in america, you give europeans a bad name

  • @leopower7 Europeans eat more sperm

  • so if I dont want to get pregnant I should fatten my guy up and keep his balls warm? duely noted ;)

  • LOL probably

  • @0madmadame umm... i dun try to be rude, but its just when ur gas is abt to run out, u can either drive conservatively (like ur comment) or u can drive faster so that u reach the gas station b4 u ran out..... so incomparison... run him dry!!!

  • i rember the first time i jack off i was watching porn

  • boxer vs breifs thing isnt true. its actually scientifically proven to be false but the pants thing was proven true though.

  • I also heard that eating pineapples can make your jizz taste better for all you guys out there ;) (ps. I am a GIRL not a guy lol)

  • yes and there are some other veggies, fruits - i usually get overload of sperm

  • it's very true, my girl buys pineapples every week, and she can attest to it

    i love her so much

  • When I eat lots of pineapple the sperm increases as well as longer orgasms.

  • why the fuck do i care?

  • That guy was great.

  • I'll take this into consideration!

  • before listning.

    Jack off faster? lol

  • human sperm is one of the weakest in the animal kingdom :D

  • holy man camel toe!

  • I'm gonna send this to my big brother lol!