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  • never play with the spider unless you're man enough to handle it

  • If the Iraqi people wanna defend themselves against the US armies, they don't need no firearms. All they need to do is throw some camel spiders at the US Soldiers and they'll start running away screaming like little girls.

  • haha. I would probably have reacted the same way :p

  • Stiffler

    

  • i think he needs to go change his huggies

  • HAHAHAHA

  • we had one of those in our living room one night and at first we didnt know what it was and it was bout as big as this one...and then it started runnin my way i jumped a good 5 feet backwards into my gfs lap, i was layin my stomach she was sittin on the couch hahaha

  • Priceless :))

  • When those fucking things bite, they hurt like a motherfucker!

  • Go to war - Take it like a man

    Workout like there's no tomorrow - Take it like a man

    Get shot - Take it like a man

    Encounter with camel spider - Take it like a pussy.

  • we are marines! cold, heartless, killing mach-HOLY **** A SPIDER!!!!!

  • funny shit. ;)

    

  • It is great to see our soilders are having some fun at the war zone!

  • LMAO...I would be the same way...lol

  • I'm glad Iraqi soldiers haven't used camel spiders as a weapon, those motherfuckers are scary! And ups to those US soldiers for laughing and keeping optimism afloat.

  • those fuckers suck lol

  • Ya see, an insurgent cant crawl in your boots or pants while sleeping, nasty ass things but good to see some laughter.

  • lol that guys laugh is funny

  • Cammel Spiders arent actually spiders they have 10 legs

  • those spiders are impossible to kill a friend of mine tried to kill one by jumping on it twice with steel toed boots and it didnt die it wasnt untill he got a spoon that it died

  • It;s nice to see our troops with smiles on their faces... All the news covers is the death and violence. Go suck Obama's dick FOX...

  • I rather stare down the barrel of an AK than come face to face with one of those fuckers

  • Brilliant! I love spiders but those Camel Spiders are really disgusting

  • Haha I can't wait to be in the Army.

    2014 look out Ft. Leonardwood!

  • lawl

    When spiders become more scary than the bad guys, maybe the bad guys will realize they gotta work it xD

  • love the laugh man

  • Very funny! Thanks y'all :)

  • I bet he went outside to shoot himself in the eyes

  • When my brother came back from afghan, he always talks about those spiders!

  • haha thats the one reason idont wana go to iraq...fuckin camel spiders...i would be willing to fight for us...but the damn spiders would kill me

  • lol this made my day!!

  • People are scared of spiders. Some scared of camels. And now camel spiders! O.O

    Wish I came up with a better comment lol

  • I felt somthing on my toe and it WAS my toe :|

  • another reason why I am afraid of spiders, including those LOL. my friend SGT Lucena got bite by a camel spider on the butt LOL.

  • haha thats funny... man those spiders are wicked!!

  • that was SO CUTE lol

  • Lol...

  • that was great, he almost fell off his bed, lol!

  • Haha this is awesome. Good luck out there.

  • lol he was like ohhh no fuck

  • Funny shite

  • I just can't imagine if you go at war and you need to stay quiet not to blow your cover and you are afraid of spiders. o.O

    Will you run if a spider is on you ? XD

  • i bet that feeling of fear is worse than being at gun point lol

  • 'sup fucker?

  • School girls and warriors alike, all reduced to pudding by the sight of a scary bug.

  • and pants were soiled.

  • you wanna see how mean they are?? big buff guy falls on ass

  • hahaha thats great lmbo

    GO ARMY HOOAH!

  • GO MILITARY I wear a dog tag everyday to show my support

  • GO MILITARY I wear a dog tag everyday

  • that is so me, i would have pissed all over myself

  • nice to see what our us soldiers are doing over there -_-

  • @ThorsDiciple So there're not allowed to have time off? They have to stand with guns ready to kill people 24/7?

  • If anybody ever threw one of those on me, I'd surely be doing jail time. :o/

  • @TheYAHnitarian only if you were in the US, but if you're in another country, there is no way you're putting me in jail muahaha

  • Frackin AYe!!! lol i would have been hallin ass 5 miles away as soon as they found the frackin thing..lol

  • haha this was to funny, i could not stop laughing.

  • the military has to put up with these big spiders!?!?!?!?!?!?! i woulda crapped my pants at the sight of these over a gunshot.

  • hahahahah military training my ass idc who you are u see that shit you piss your pants

  • @silverbeast75 i know right

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

  • I was considering joining the army...

    until I started watching camel spider videos on youtube.

  • @Knoxroxmysox hoorah!

  • @Knoxroxmysox join the marines!

  • @Knoxroxmysox its not that bad if you have a gun at your side at all times but even then they still get to you

  • @Knoxroxmysox Then you really shouldn't join the army if spiders are your biggest worry.

  • @zKaoticKangaroo that's such a smartass thikng to say ur not really safe when ur sleep therefore ur physche could be horrible throughout the day anything that can harm u isnt just a gun it affects u in many other ways

  • @zKaoticKangaroo Watch enough camel spider videos and they'll soon become your biggest worry too.

  • @Knoxroxmysox I am joining.. I'm now having doubts..

  • @TheCapnkrunch

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I felt the hair on my leg move and did the same thing. Jumped right the fuck up and let out a half wimper.

  • hahahaha:D omg that guy is just like me :D i HATE spiders!

  • good one, i feel terrible, but i'm still right about conservatives

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  • These guys do need to have fun whenever they can, no one knows how it feels like to be in war unless you're there

  • hey kushy i dare you to go iraq and have me almost throw a spider at you. yea thats right

  • @largebutsmall I couldn't give two shits about a camel spider. No I'm not coming to Iraq, hope you enjoy your stay, well I hope for more than just that, lol.

  • @kushy04 oh really what if im not in iraq and i have 3 camel spiders. you would cry for mommy if i threw them at you. or id let them kill you

  • ill have to look into that,sounds pretty interesting honestly.but just for the sake of it,i dont really like being thought of as a weak minded person and yes,i am very proud of my organization,and very proud to be apart of it.i understand you think what were doing now overseas has nothing to do with your rights,but what about the future?wont you be glad someones there to fight for your rights?you say whats in the past is the past,so you do agree somewhat that your freedom is b/c of the military.

  • i teetee'd a little..

  • @striplay dude you are a damn idiot. Soldiers give you the right of free speech to even talk shit about them. I dont care if they're army, marine, navy, or air force. All of them left their loved ones to fight for everyone, including you. Now shut your mouth and if you dont like this shit, click on other things. You dont even have to be here. Who are you to be talking like that about our soldiers who are defending our country? At least they are having fun in the middle of a fucking hell

  • Oh you're one of those.

    "Digs deep try to expose the U.S government Anti- I Blame EVERYTHING on Wikileaks type of guys", Thats basically what you're talking about. Haha If I would of know that from The start I would of never bother wasting my Super Powers reading you're first Post.

    *Waves Masters/Bachelors degree Certificate*

    Oh My God, You have one too! Were Best Friends NOW!

    looks like I've been wasting my energy here the whole time. You Win....Wait why are you on this video again?

  • @MrPoppernickel Lmao, you talk as if the army, navy, air force, etc is a good thing... They are all for weak minded people who think they are doing something great when it's all about just following orders AKA control. you didn't fight for my free speech or for my rights, it was already mine. How exactly are you fighting for my rights? oh wait, you aren't.

  • @kushy04 just stop, you probably think your pretty cool fighting on the internet and being so smart and everything, but the truth is this is a light hearted video about friends messing with each other and having fun. For christ sake it's a video about a spider in a cup not a political video or anything. so change your tampon and laugh

  • @gonecrazy2166 i laugh at the army, k bye

  • @gonecrazy2166 Sigh, You're not getting it. Keep arguing over Youtube because know ones paying attention.

  • @gonecrazy2166 Sorry dude. That wasen't met for you it was meant for Kushy04

  • @kushy04 if you dont stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.

  • @shanosagasm give me a reason worth going

  • @kushy04 honestly man and dont get me wrong i love the whole conspiracy theorist ordeal, i love reading about what our gov. hides shit from us but you seriously think America would be what it is w/o our military force? ww2 is what put us on top. and i have very mixed feelings about whats going on over seas right now, but im going anyway, i leave to afghanistan in august.

  • @shanosagasm i love the whole conspiracy theorist ordeal, i love reading about what our gov. hides from us *correction*

  • @shanosagasm What happened happened in the past. wikileaks isnt conspiracy, it's government documents being released to the public. that's why the New York Times is covering them as they become available, and also The Guardian from Europe. The war in the Middle East is a joke, we shouldn't even be there on the scale that we are.

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  • I'd be screaming.

  • i would have started crying and ounched that guy in the face

  • dude this is so not cool. But that guys lauhter just fix it all xD

  • Omfg priceless

  • Dude I got bit by one of those mother fuckers when I was in Iraq. The bad part about this video is---that's a baby camel spider. I was bitten by an adult female. I captured it because it remained in the barracks and I knifed THE FUCK out of it's huge fucking abdomen! The bite hurts like shit!

  • nice laugh 

  • sooo fake and gay that spider was the fakest shit ever

  • @childrenofcorn12

    dumb fuck, the spiders real

    u never been to iraq before

    theres loads of them there -.-

  • Good trick, he must have thought the camel spider was being tossed on him.

  • Yep.... Were screwed

  • its nice to see US soilders laughing instead of dieing

  • I'd rather take on the whole talaban than take on one of those little fucking spiders.

  • XD this is awsome

  • he's scared in spider not in bullet.:))

    i like they laugh

  • sup fucker! lol

  • Haha liked how he walked away after that. Not getting that thing on me.

  • I love that guy laugh, made me laugh Lol

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahah

  • hahahahahaha that was so good hope you all make it back safe

  • You guys are hilarious. I sincerely thank you for everything you have done for us and I hope all of you make it safely back home! =)

  • @striplay What's worse, bouncing a spider around in a cereal cup, or wishing death onto another person? The fact is that at one point or another in your lifetime, whether you'd like to admit it or not, you've KILLED an insect. After this video was shot, we let the spider go outside of our outpost. And the reason tools like me join the Army, isn't because I have a lack of respect for life, but rather an immense respect for the lives of my fellow Americans. In short, fuck off.

  • @pattyshit Well said my friend.

  • @pattyshit Cant say it better then that.

  • @pattyshit thank you

  • @pattyshit respect for the lives of your fellow americans, eh? Fuck the army, fuck the military, fuck republicans. With wikileaks releasing all these classified documents, we can now say with certainty how much the army, the military, and our government lies to not only your 'fellow americans', but the rest of the world. Am i bad mouthing america? no, i'm american. i'm bad mouthing all you conservative pricks with selfish agendas, don't coat your agendas with PATRIOTISM, because it is a lie.

  • @kushy04 Fuck Hippies, Fuck you're arrogant ass Attitude, and fuck you. Am I bad mounting Hippies? Yes, Because I'm the the one who protects the 4 walls of America. I'm the one who answer the call when my Country is in need of help. Im the one who went through the gates of hell and came back to protects little pussys Like you from Speaking a different language and not being killed in you're own home. Patriotism what gave you're mother the right or chance of even bringing you into this world.

  • @MrPoppernickel LOL, U MAD BRO? you know what sucks? i got the same damn rights you do! HAHA, because i was born within the state lines of new York, I'm a new yorker, with the exact same rights you have, funny what you're protecting. doesnt change the facts thats republicans are mostly concerned with themselves, nevermind the rest of 'Americans'. too bad you didn't die at the gates of hell, we'd have been better off soldier!

  • @kushy04 "Hm, Yup so when the those 2 planes struck our nation and killed innocent people In the City of NEW YORK you really didn't give a Damn. Have you ever heard of the Revoultionary War Between America and the British. No? Research the History on that. Without the Military you woulden't have the same rights as me or any American. You call you're self a New Yorker. but you dont have the fucking clue of what this country's history is all about. Am I mad? No, am I'm trying to prove a Point? Yes

  • @MrPoppernickel Conservatives are so predictable, as soon as somebody talks about facts, in this case, wikileaks documents. Conservatives like yourself get so damn defensive and just spew out garbage. Wow, quick assment there, yeah, I'm sure you know just exactly how 9/11 has affected me or how much US history I know or don't know? What are you trying to prove? your stupidity? Again, all these leaked documents show just how much the government lies to me, you, and almost every other dick &jane

  • I feel sorry for that spider. Getting tossed around :( Thumbs down.

  • @striplay the point is you clicked on this video knowing they'd be messing with camel spiders didn't you? but you still clicked just to post a hate comment. Also I'd like to see you in the desert for almost a year and try to resist the urge to HAVE FUN.

  • @mountainsarecoolful ;

    Oh, and Regarding "Also I'd like to see you in the desert for almost a year and try to resist the urge to HAVE FUN."

    I don't know, maybe it 's just me but hurting things isn't fun...bored or not.

    Sounds like an American comment to me...are you American?

    This kind of BS is usually the true reason you tools join the Army in the first place...an utter lack of respect for life.

    Sad and funny all at once.

  • @striplay Dude, these guys left their families and others they love because they want to go out into war to fight for them. They don't go to war because they have "an utter lack of respect for life." The least they can do is have fun scaring each other like that and sharing laughs about it. So if I were you, I'd be laughing along with them because they don't get the luxuries that most of us here at home do, not anymore, because they're doing what they went there to do. Pay your respects, man.

  • @striplay u sir are dumb. haveing no repect for some one who joined the army. thats like saying u dont have respect for people who joined the police, but when ur in danger u want them to help. so when, what ever country you live in, goes to war and they dont have enough soilders guess whos mostly likely going to get drafted.... you, or some one you love. and i think this youtube guy is fucken awesome, hes most likely seen more action, and shit then anyone else should. and he still can have fun.

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  • @striplay i noticed your name is STRIPlay. ur fucking inhumane ya stripper

  • @mountainsarecoolful Rofl thats just too funny I cant stop laughing at the end of the comment, "ya stripper"

    xD

  • LMFAOOO super funny! drop`d yur nutz there! lmfaoo

  • Joker in the military........

  • Those guys are wearing ACU. Army, not Marines.

  • If anyone ever did that to me i swear i would hit them so frikken hard !

    you guys are so mean ! :)

  • tht guys laugh is hilarious lmfao

  • oh my fucking goood....

    if you would scare like that i'd kill you, you freaking bastards xD

  • two words 'danger tactics"

    lmfao xD

    that was awesome.

    God bless our troops

  • MAN!, iv´e got a visit u gyes XD.

  • its too bad Camel Spiders arent dangerous or even venomous save for one species from India

  • @jimiot They bite and they're aggressive, so yes they're dangerous. They don't really have venom though that hurts humans. Fuckers are in Colorado every where.

  • @sk8rpimp68 Dude I drive longhaul so yes I know theyre all over Colorado state which is beautiful as all hell but kinda dangerous itself lots of drugs in Denver! but not Camel Spiders are not dangerous, aggresive yes, dangerous no

  • i cant wait to join the marines

  • even chuck norris would be scared of camel spiders XD

  • hahaah dude funny as hell

  • What if that spider somehow broke the cup, jumped on him, went in his mouth, ate his insides and then after doing that went to the other people untill everyone was dead.. o.O

  • @cody12345249 thats exactly what happens after they stop filming.. im sure of it

  • Death-spider-in-a-cup: when ball-in-a-cup just doesn't cut it

  • lol..too funny

  • Poor guy lmao xD

  • haha that guy was in the army too! prob more scared of spiders than bullets! haha

  • just got back from airsoft?

  • LMAO! XD

  • That was absolutely hilarious!!

  • Awwww poor boy :( funny.. but I feel bad for him.. teehee I guess everyone even soldiers are afraid of spiders :)

  • Lol poor guy

  • Okay, first off, that one guy's laugh is priceless. Secondly, those spiders are scary as Hell. My bro is deployed right now, said he didn't screw with those things.

    Love all branches, thank you so much for all you do, stay safe and come on home. :)

  • God bless the US Military. I am so proud of you guys and so thank ful that you do what you do. Please don't ever stop being incredible you guys you all deserve a laugh. You guys and Jesus are my heros so please don't ever stop :)

  • THOSE GUYS ROCK :D

  • omg he has the cutest laugh ever!!

  • Ya gotta have comic relife its good for morale

  • god bless the USA and our troops throwing camel spiders and one another

  • This funny as ever....

  • I would have pissed my pants :)

  • what ever it takes to have fun & laugh while away from home. God Bless our military. VPMM of Cpl KVR USMC. SEMPER FI.....

  • I have a feeling you guys'll never let him live that down, haha!

  • i hate fucking camel spiders

  • instead of a "Like" button there should be a "Love" button xD

  • lol its cool how much fun they have out there.

  • hahahaha... that was so fucked up.. yet so funny

  • i love that guys joker laugh

  • Well at least they are not poisonous.

  • se cago todo el hombre...xD! jajaja

  • HAHA "Whats up fucker?" lol

  • the soldier at 0:38 look a little bit like steve o when he laughs

  • lol funny video

  • Those fuckers are not to be played with, I woulda set it on fire, shot it then stomped on it a good 3 times before i felt safe

  • I would scream 2 if someone had a big ass spider all up in my face lol

  • LMAO! Nice One.

  • u guys are so mean to your fellow troops!

  • This video is stupid. You're stupid. And I know what stupid is, cuz I'm real stupid.

  • OMG that poor guy, but you can't help but laugh at his reaction. I would have wet myself ;)

  • Holy crap there was only a piece of suran rap keeping that thing in the cup =o, I would have literally cried..