Dane Cook - Yo Moma Jokes - Runescape Style

[dragonclops]

yo moma so fat when she has cancer it had the Forever Alone face

[MrCj4455]

Yo mamma is so fat that when she bends down daylight saveing comes up

[MagicMan3K]

1:33 Ninjas don't want to listen to this.

[ixJake]

Whats an Union?

[HenLewProductions1]

yo momma so stupid the though a masterbaiter was a person with good fishing on runescape

[sonicfan196]

you mamma sooo fat that if she want a vibrator she uses the iffle tower

[Ben10oblack]

Yo Momma's so FAT that when i turned around her i got LOST!

[InfamousVeteran]

yo momas so fat, she sat on a fire and got 99 cooking.

[MrGh4player]

your mama is so ugly spartans cant even face her OW

[MrGh4player]

Her*

[MrGh4player]

yo mama is so old here yearbook says 01/01/01 B.C.

[MrGh4player]

Yo mama's so fat she jumped the ocean the whales started sing " we are faimly! Even tho your fater then me!

[Hidd3nman87]

@MrGh4player gay

[MrGh4player]

@Hidd3nman87 like you?

[Hidd3nman87]

@MrGh4player nah im describing you and the way your joke is so retarded ive heard it before and its not funny at all good day

[MrGh4player]

@Hidd3nman87 ik it is not i'm 10 what else would i know but ill add you if you tell me what this means people say it too many times "your mama is so fat that she is like the home teleport used for free every 30 mins"

[bladeguy98]

rofl dumbass u spelled onions wrong....dumass

[haroon4996]

your mommas so old her date of birth has expired.

[BRADERS432]

heres 1 your mommas so ugly you tried killign her for a dark beast assiment :) enjoy

[AdamsAirsoft]

1:18 You spelled O N I O N S wrong idiot, not unions.

[oldyrunescape]

i herd these jokes ..... in about 2007 no! 2005 no! oh ya when i road my dinosaur

[owningwithgodswords]

Yo mommas soo dumb when a 3 year old said 1+1 she said uhhhhh

[p00phead17]

i use your mom like the home tele every 30 mins

[MangosTasteFunny]

Yo mommas so old, when I told her to act her own age she died!

classic lol

[vegassk8ter]

Yo mama is so fat when she saw a bus with white kids in it she said STOP THAT TWINKY!

[wrackle1]

yo mamas so fat when she logged in the server lagged o.o

[answer102]

paula poundstone is so funny

[77fergster]

yo mamma so fat she walks down streets and people think shes pregnet

[Necrosised]

@77fergster Not.. funny.

At all.

[77fergster]

yo mamma so fat she walks down streets and people think shes pregnet

[oldyrunescape]

@77fergster no need to do it twice

[spiderpiggy101]

lol unions

[D3m0l1Sh3r405]

Your momma is so fat she has cheats for wii fit

[BlehAirSofting]

your momma is so fat, when she sat in the fire she got 99 cooking!

[moneylove990]

yo mommas so fat ... when she steps on sum scales it sz 1 at a time plzz

i no it nt funnieee

[hnoobsho]

@moneylove990 i think its funny.

not anymore.

[david16632]

yo mama's so stupid ... that when she did the idea emote.. the bulb didnt light up

[ihusisian]

yo momma so stupid she studied for a pregnancy test

[Xgalaxy4]

Yo mama is so old her birth certificate read "EXPIRED"

[metalgearrexlover]

your momma so fat when she turns around IT'S CHRISTMAS

[thecomputerperson2]

I find some of these funny but I don't get some :) subscribed

[chocminties90]

your moma so black she went to a white party and said god BLESS America

[nebechadnezzar64]

Your momma is so fat, i swerved to miss her on the street and ran out of gas.

[soultrader3]

oh man that was fucking awesome ty man

[sevile1]

your mama is so fat the only letters she knows in the alphabet is KFC

[1sjsjsjsj]

l 0 l your moma soo ugly she mad onions cry ahh



[sabertooth511]

Yo mama so fat , when she's pking she eats too much

[TheNruiz]

ya mama so stupet she put lipstick on her forhead to make up her mind

[KainNaon]

you spelled onions wrong! LOL

[mrhattttttt]

Lol yo mama so fat she got 99 ranged by using her chins XD and yo mama is like teh home teleprot I use it for frwee every tirty minutes. :P

[runescapehunter2210]

i like the last one

[moondax]

yo momma so fat, she has more chins then a chinese phone book.

[mynameisalexyu]

yo momma so fat she uses highway 59 as a slip and slide

[2Glaser2]

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a plane it became a submarine

[RsJesterRcy]

yo mama so poor wen she went to kfc she started licking other poeples fingers for crumbles =D

[srjerman]

this isnt even dane cook?

[rowan729]

@srjerman ur right this from Prarie Home Companion... not Dane, will flag.

[powerdrco]

your mama so fat when she jump for joy she got a stuck

[fizzl3f0shizzle]

when i told her to act her own age she died lol!!!

[TDHSproductions]

dude all these are old and you people suck and the crowd was laughing at what? nothing cause it was not funny

[thedudewithoutabrain]

your mom so dumb she ""stole free bread"......your mom is so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to ee what's over the other side

[raikou452]

@brontosaurus89 btw those smelled like a dugout dull of sweaty baseball players on a hot day

[raikou452]

u spelled onions wrong =()

[jarvisiscool]

yo mama is so fat she doesnt need internet because she is world wide

[tuhkur103]

Yo moma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[Rustam127]

yo mamma is so fat that when she lies down on a blanket in the park kids jump on her thinking she's a trampoline!

[savetheworld007]

...

not dane cook...

[XboxChamp33]

lol love last 1

[AwesomeStation]

Yo mommas so ironic she had a son that posted rs jokes on youtube about her....

[SimpleLmfao]

the last one rofl

[cecilia1616]

@therealist444 - Just because it says Dane Cook on it dont mean crap;>)~

[cecilia1616]

therealist444 - Those voices do not belong to Dane Cook weirdo;>)~

[laughedupmuch]

these dont make sence

[TasricT]

@laughedupmuch well u must be dumb

[k0fru1t]

fag kids

[vidbyvid]

ahahahah lol

[cellur111]

theese arent funny..

[jplowe905]

hehahahaha

[LinkGrayX2]

so unnecessary

[cecilia1616]

Who's voices are these? They sound filmiliar

[ch00bz0rzz]

haha nice vid not cheesy

[brittney200610]

dude this is a gay ass jokes im better thin you add babystuie7

[Familyforever2122]

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car......

[runescapefa]

lmfao

[XxServalcat24xX]

rofl

[cdoggie99]

wtf that is so stupid

[ixonixas]

huh h

[timestrail]

Yo mamma so fat weight watchers assigned her a probaition offericer!

[CrateProductions]

your momma's so stupid, she miss spelled S.O.S

your momma's so stupid, she called the operator to ask for 911's number

[CrateProductions]

lolz she died...

[yoshimasterleader]

this isnt dane cook

[SKILLErElvurn]

gay voice.

[1337BananaL33TVostok]

bone

[steneaboutrs]

your moms so fat a whal said we are family.... even though ur bigger then me ow!

[dazmyne12928]

when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

[PeaceOff86]

yo momma's like a brick... dirty, flat on both sides and she gets laid down by mexicans!

yo momma's like a gas station... pay as you pump!

yo momma's like home hardware... 10 cents a screw

yo momma's so fat i took her to the zoo and they said "thanks for bringing her back"

yo momma's so old, she sat next to Jesus in the 3rd grade

yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

[mr1rs1king]

lmao

yo momma so ugly cats try to put sand on her!

[redeljann]

your momma is so dumb she sold her car for gas money 'o.O

[MrLoki12345]

your mums you dummmm she diald 999 (911) in a microwave and put her ear on the door waiting for the beep

[allawi413]

i got 1 lol//

your momma is so old when she farted dust came out lol

[narbagepl0x]

NO MORE RS DANE COOK VIDEOS!!@!@!

[orstad1996]

yo mammas is kinda like kiwi...

fast, cheap and safe xD

[oldstunter]

@Guthix96 that's not funny.

[Ayden279]

yo mammas so ugly when she goes outside the sunn goes down but the moon dont cum up!

[5585deathmage]

lol

[cangeo5]

lmao

[C00giboi]

ROFL

[rebelthedog9000]

You spelt onion wrong

[esrapk]

whahaa

[Runeguydude]

Yo mama's like a brick...

Shes dirty.

Flat on all sides.

And gets laid by mexican men.

[5585deathmage]

()_()

[videogamer005]

lol

[hellkid44]

your mama so dumm she dield 999 (911) in the mircowave

[grossgoredabest]

lols

[kooljeremie5]

IF THIS IS OFFENCIFE TO U WHY DO YOU WATCH IT IDIOT (dont listen to him).... it was good 4/5

[Typhlogion100]

Not funny. This is my opinion. Those jokes hurt people. Remember, people have diferent opinions. Mine is this... You'res maybe be diferent.

My opinion again is... I REALY HATED IT.

I hope I weren't rude...

[pwnegetime]

yo mommas so hairy shes got afros on her nipples

[iDaii]

You play runescape, go kill yourself.

[colin6616]

your mom is so fat, that she wakes up on both sides of the bed!

[poserguy625]

yo mama so ugly she needs 2 bags to cover her face

[sinnoh1375]

yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock on the ground and missed!

[mysteryguy102]

Rofl makes onions cry!!!

[lotsa69s]

your mumas so hairy wen she lifts her armpits its like shes got the old guy sabastion in a headlock

[IcePour]

lol.

My mother isn't fat but I have to take two buses and a train.

[33bushbaby]

yo mama so hairy big foot tries to take pictures of her.

yo mamma so ugly when her mom gave birth to her she said: wat a treasure. the her dad says: yea lets burry it!!!

[magepker12]

yo mama is so in luv with koolaid that when she breast feed koolaid with a sign saying oh yeahh!!! comes out!!

[XNitarocksX]

Yo mama has such a big foot that she made Big Foot look like he wears a size one!

[XNitarocksX]

Yo mama is so hairy, she made King Kong look like he waxed!

[XSwordProductions]

Your mumma so ugly she makes blind kids cry

Your mumma so fat when she goes to the sea whales starting singing "We Are Family"

[jedimastersean]

yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was christmas

[cartman55501]

Yo momma is soo stupid she locked her keys in her motorcyle!

[shmozai]

Your mom is so ugly that she made Jaba the Hut say DAMN!

[Mottoscapefilm]

Your moma is so old, that we cant see is nose.

[xaldinhearts]

ur mamma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

[RazorEXE]

Yo mama is so fat, they had to baptize her at SeaWorld.

[rogototo123]

u spelled onions wrong

[alittlebitlonger18]

Yeah. Ya did!

[sh4d30fd00m]

Your momma's so fat she needs a map to find her ass......

[soulstrike56]

YO MOMA IS SOOOO NASTY!!! SHE PUTS SALT WATER IN HER PANS TO FRESHEN THE CRABS!!!!! owned

[FoR3nt]

1.yo mammas so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

2. yo mammas so old that jesus came up to her and said dam

[acesmak]

yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus with a whole bunch of white kids in it and screamed "stop that twinky!!!!!" im white so dont call me racest

[NoobFilmworks]

Both lame.

[joekazaam]

Yo mamas so poor when i went into her house i stepped on a lit cigarette and shes like who turned off the heater.

[zeldafreak000]

lawl!

[BWRSchannel]

lmao name for ea one of her farts

[Con123cool]

Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the swimming pool people shouted "TSUNAMI!!"

[NoobFilmworks]

Lmao.

[flipysrevenge96]

yo momma's so fat her pants size is... um.. um... um... BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT!

[bigboomowns]

yo mamas so fat that when she went swimming france claimed her!

[ohanto]

lmao

[NoobsinBronze]

ok lol

[multifire9]

these r sooo good im gunna use them against my friend (he always disses me)

[daveyandryan]

lmfao!

[joejacky3]

yo mamas so fat when she fals of the peir the whales sing

we are family... even tho ur fatter then me!

[albertwesker345]

that's old.......like...15 years old

[FreeSubsPloxLol]

your mama so old when i told her to act her on age she died rofl :P gud 1

[d4rkcowg0d]

I made this up myself

Yo Momma so fat, when she gets on a plane, they experience turbulence on the ground

[cbo1100]

yo mama so old she know the recipe for dirt

[Dragoonx11]

yo mama so stupid she puts a rule next to her bed to see how long she slept

yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa into stone (classic)

yo mama so fat nasa sent out a satelite to orbit around her and their analyst said she was a u.f.o. (unidentified fat object)

[VIPBaller]

Yo momma so ugly that when she enters a bank they turn off the survallince cameras

[horrorking20]

yo momma is so fat that if she goes to the beach the whale organisation tries to but her in sea.

yo momma is so fat that if she swims the whales gonna sing:

we are family!

[wilso444]

yo mommoa's so fat..she's just fat

[ixxxmagexxxi]

thats horrible. i hope you burn in hell.

[mulgarid]

your mama so fat when she goes camping, the bears hide their food

[rangefboy]

your momma is so stupid she sold her car just to buy petrol

[Noobyoutubr]

yo mama so fat when she went in a room someone said sorry no parking

[Noobyoutubr]

yo mamma so stupid that she was locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.

[meshpop]

yo momma so fat that when she got locked up at macdonalds overnight she starved to death

xD first one i could think of :P

[jackal533]

omg sladeakakevin i max better

[nvoltis]

heres one:one day i saw your mom kick a pop can down the street and i asked her what are you doing? and she said moving

[ZEEXBOB]

yo momma's so fat when robbers came to your house they felt so sorry they left money

[gwd100]

yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

yo mama is so fat when she put on a green dress everybody goes"its godzilla"

yo mama so fat when she put on a red dress every kid thought she was the kool aid man!

lol i now there dumb i just thought of them rigth now!

[hobonhan999]

yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and she missed!