The Missing Machismo

[scottalmighty1]

Whats that badass techno song in the middle? I want it!

[GermaineIlya]

Thats the question I wanted to ask and then I saw your comment! -)) It sounds like Crystal Method but Im not sure. Try checking it out I will

[charlyandjosh]

Always in the last place you look...

Although that goes without saying, really.

[MelodyElize]

ROFL!!!! Did we scare them away with all the JELLO?

[biblegirl7]

So where are they? Are they seriously MIA? And I love your little banner. LOL

[misscupcake1]

holy shit hes gorgeous. i think hes hiding in my bedroom.

well, in my dreams, thats where he'd be.

oh wow.

[batatakley]

I think you were searching for too long in the wrng places! LOL

SO glad to be beaten again!! ouch!

*thank you guys!*

[verytrulyvideo]

LOL

[worm2glow]

If you guys search with passion..and I'm sure you will - you gonna find him!

[sandieblack]

hey, you took my advice and brought the thumbnail with the cleavage, and two boobs. ;-)

[LAArtGallery]

LOL - So thats who was sleeping in my front yard last week. I thought he looked familiar? LOL I miss him too!

[suuzzee5]

If he shows up down here in Appalachia, I'm keeping him. I need more bodies for the experiment.

[K80Blog]

LOL!!! I was wondering where he went. I just subscribed and then he disappeared. Maybe it was me?

[moomay11649]

Brilliant vid Brian.

[gilligan07734]

he probly just went out to get some grape juice, they dont have any on the island so he had a long drive.

[boobtubious]

LOL - Everyone should keep an eye out

[Pippilly]

Are you guys ok???? I mean you coulda gotten suffocated in there! Be careful next time eh

[cooksterz]

I was thinking of him just the other day! Oh I mean Franz!! :D

[wpgpeanut]

I have been thinking and dreaming of him for weeks.. i miss all the comments on my in heat video.. it never gets any views anymore.. :(

[bnessel1973]

I've been dreaming about your hot video for weeks. Andrea would wake up and notice the covers... now it doesn't get views anymore.:(

For cripes sake, I've got to stop commenting! Internal censor is broken. My apologies.

[Ardenwolfe]

You know, I was wondering myself. Sent him a message some time ago, but I figured he was busy or something.

Thought about sending you a message asking what was going on, but I figured he'd let you know otherwise.

Hope everything is okay.

Wolfe

[bnessel1973]

I know he's okay, cuz he shows up now and then - he was on yesterday when I went to his channel to get a video. So, he's alive and well - just missing. : )

[livingpassion]

Good luck on your search. If you don't mind, I'll check my emily dickenson shirt myself. I'll let you know if I found anything though!

[bnessel1973]

But I'd let you check my Longfellow!

Gosh, that was terrible of me. Sorry.

[livingpassion]

LOL Well I'm glad to see someone has gotten over my seeming innocence... I think. Haha

[rhythm7a]

Wait...you're in Wendy's cleavage AND her drawers? That Wendy....

When you get to checking HotForWords better take the HazMat suits due to high levels of inorganic materials.

[bnessel1973]

We tried to go down there on Ms. ForWords, but slid all the way down to her bellybutton. And there wasn't anything there but an echo. : )

[anakin1814]

OMG...love the cleavage search! LOL Brilliant!

[bnessel1973]

Thank you. I told Joe, "Look, the smartest thing we can do is go down there." He thought I was brilliant, too. : )

[GeneticBlend]

And I still think you're brilliant. I just found a toaster. Can I keep it?

[anakin1814]

You, too, are brilliant.

Lots of shine with you too. Although that maybe be your *cough* hair issues? LOL

[OHdulcenea]

Buddy, come baaaaaaack!

[bnessel1973]

Keep yellin!  He'll hear ya!

[Justinmazing]

I was thinking about Buddy the other day. Is he the ItalianGuyFromNebraska or what?

[bnessel1973]

He was big enough to be corn fed, so you might be right!

[winger1212]

OH MY GOSH! That's so funny! HOLY COW!

I am missing some socks...could you see if they're in there while you're at it? Thanks.

[bnessel1973]

We found a dresser. do you know which drawer we should check?

Glad you're not mad... that we were in there. : )

[winger1212]

Mad? There's room for 4 dressers....and a poodle and popcorn...two guys...socks...and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeee!

You're frickin' awesome! :)

[eefgirl]

Maybe if I subscribe to him... He will come back. What do you think? oh yes I still haven't shame on me.

[bnessel1973]

Do it, eef! Then beg! I know you can make it happen!

[eefgirl]

Done...the begging not yet but will start now...

[dl737]

Well I hope you find him and he responds to the call - because he is definitely missed.

[bnessel1973]

He'll come back. I just have a feeling...

[LissaMee]

Good ol Budster!! I miss his humor.. dang life always takes the good ones away lol

[bnessel1973]

I still think there's hope, or I wouldn't be rummaging through cleavage to find him. Which reminds me, Joe and I are still scheduled with you next Tuesday, okay?

[LissaMee]

LOL you got it! ;)

[ChristopherMast]

BTW - the above comment was made strictly to illicit a shitstorm from you-know-who :)

Great job guys!

[maryann712]

It's a two-for-one shitstorm when Wendy is concerned, Mast. Back off bitch.

:)

[ChristopherMast]

Actually that's what I was HOPING for!

Some TWO GIRL action! WHAHOOO!!

[bnessel1973]

This is why you're my hero, or mentor, or problem. Whichever.

[winger1212]

And you love it when it's raining. :) <--Hey ! Looky there! hahaha

[ChristopherMast]

Wow! An emoticon! I feel like it's "baby's first steps" or something! Geez! ...and me without my camera!

[ChristopherMast]

Another video where the main feature is Wendy's tits.

Sigh.

[bnessel1973]

Sigh of longing, or a sigh of disappointment. Then again, either way, it's a sigh of disappointment. She's married and out of our league. (Sorry to group you with me ... again.)

[ChristopherMast]

No-one's out of Mast's league, hahaha....

But the married thing is a drag, huh?

Bah. She's too domineering for me anyway... I'd get sick of that attitude fast! ;)

(covers head with pan)

[bnessel1973]

I'm illiterate in over 24 languages, including English, so I have no idea what it means. I just play along and smile. : )

[sandieblack]

oh, and why aren't the knockers with the two boobs in the middle frame?

[bnessel1973]

Poor planning. I guess I'm not nearly as talented as an editor as Mr. SXEDefranco. : (

[sandieblack]

hahaha!!! ah, I don't think so - you actually edit, he jump cuts with great cleavage.

[bnessel1973]

Then I'm working to hard for too few views. Dammit! I knew I was doing something wrong!

[sandieblack]

exactly! quality, not quantity my bro.

[sandieblack]

Oh lawd, if tubeskanke, tubegranny o yo mamma o whateva yo ass wants to call her sees dis herre, she gonna slide off her chair.

[bnessel1973]

GOOD LAWD! We checked her cleavage first, but kept on getting knocked outta there by her knees!

[sandieblack]

more like her bunions.

[bnessel1973]

That's where I found her angina.

[ukp42]

What can we do to help? I'll keep looking too! =) lol Wendy your fantastic! =)

[bnessel1973]

There are cleavages across YouTube that look suspicious. Feel free to follow your hunch. And that's not a euphemism. : )

[ukp42]

right! thanks. That's my defence when it comes to court! lol =)

[bnessel1973]

And it will hold up in court ... probably. : )

[Copperbat]

"guess I'm goin' back in"

hahahah!

[bnessel1973]

You gotta do what ya gotta do. : )

[Zublime75]

How did we get in there?! lol

it's funny but when I was at Christopher's house I asked about Buddy!! I told him it has been a long time since I watch a video of his...

Nice dive by the way =P

[bnessel1973]

We thought you may be hiding him! But, your boyfriend wouldn't allow the same kind of investigation ... which makes me wonder what you're hiding in there?! I haven't seen Trevor Rieger in a while either. Have any comment, Ms. Zublime?!

[Zublime75]

LMAO Believe me, I'm not hiding Trevor!!! and yeah I'm very well protected under the free my boobs from strangers program... =P

[bnessel1973]

It's a good program to be in. Did you have to change their names?

[Zublime75]

Yeah, they have a completly new identity now, I can't share the details for their own safety =P

[bnessel1973]

My grandma was in the same program. She now calls hers "kneecaps".

[Stuka87]

ok ok... you have already told them too much. ;)

[bnessel1973]

I swear I wasn't paying attention!

[star07th]

brilliant!!

[bnessel1973]

Thank you. : )

[maryann712]

So true...  :D

[maryann712]

In America it's not a good thing either...machismo, it means "idiot" I think? LOLOL

[bnessel1973]

No, "husband" means idiot. Machismo means "in denial of idiocy".

DUH?!

[IAGuy06]

Umm.. umm.. yeeeaaa..

.. mind if I take a look? It's a pretty large search area. Wouldn't want you to miss anything.

Is your IQ higher now? ;)

[IAGuy06]

... and I hope Buddy finds his way back. :)

[bnessel1973]

Jim, we already lost Mastergunner in there! Stand back, soldier! It's too dangerous!

[IAGuy06]

But Pa!... how'm I gonna learn if you won't let me git in there?!

[bnessel1973]

LOL! And I never use LOL.

[GeneticBlend]

Hey, I just found a 6 pack of Schlitz.

[maryann712]

My Dad's been lookin' for that since 1977.

[beffer2000]

umm, had the boob fairy even visited yet in 1977?

[maryann712]

well...no...but it sounded funny at the time. What are you a friggin mathematician??? LOLOL

[beffer2000]

Sorry, but the boob fairy hadn't visited ME yet in '77! And the both of you are just sweet young thangs compared to me... ok, ok, I'm a closet math geek. Don't tell the other kids...

[winger1212]

Yeah, the boob fairy--she not only was stingy, but LATE.....bitch. hahahaha

[bnessel1973]

I've been looking for Busch since '86.

Oh, that's just wrong of me. Don't hit post comment, Brian. Don'

[bnessel1973]

Put it over there, next to the keg I found ... I found Ted Danson's career in there, too!

[BrEnDaW924]

He's probably drinking Piñas Coladas in Hawaii oR Lars is problably NOT Lars, it's Buddy with a new look ..YUP! that's it...I solved the mystery

[bnessel1973]

I'd love for buddy to take Lars off my hands!

[kenrg]

Going back in, eh? It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.

[bnessel1973]

Again, and again, and again. It's a thankless job.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[bnessel1973]

In winger's cleavage?!

[mikma]

shhh she may hear you and make me leave i am all nice and tucked in :)

[bnessel1973]

Don't leave grape stains! It will look like a birthmark!

[berzerkeley]

FANTABULOUS!!!!!

[bnessel1973]

Thanktrimonious!

[LeSaMilano]

Excellent! Now I know where my poodles have been hiding! I'm surprised they didn't sniff out the popcorn though...hahaha

[bnessel1973]

They were too busy playing in the kennel she has in there. It's spacious, I tell ya!

[heffasaurus]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHA­

[bnessel1973]

You're laughing at boobies - aren't you?

[heffasaurus]

I am laughing hysterically at it.. only you would do that

[bnessel1973]

And I do it with pride! : )

[musosf]

Oh NOOO! Brian and Joe have passed over the event horizon. We'll never see them again!

Hope to see a Machismo reunion soon.

[bnessel1973]

There can be no reunion without our fearless leader. Or feckless... not sure which word works.

[ChadderCheeze]

LOL...you're lovin' that animation lately. What's next Joe-stick Nobody?

[bnessel1973]

That would make filming a hell of a lot easier!

[GrandeMochaLate]

LMAO This is awesome!

[bnessel1973]

Thanks! : )

[mythreeguys]

Hey, I lost my nail clippers, NOW I think I know where they are...Wendy?

[bnessel1973]

There were no nail clippers.  But we did find a curling iron ... and a hair dryer.

[Furnifur]

LOL I can't wait to see this!

[bnessel1973]

You mean I have to make more? ... crap, I didn't think of that.

[Furnifur]

lazy booger

[bnessel1973]

You got that right!

[nancyleeould]

Yes..where the heck is he!??? :-0

[bnessel1973]

Holler at him on his page. Demand answers!

[DaleATL2]

"Popcorn and a poodle."

Nice cleavage-diving segment!

You have a wonderfully twisted mind!

[bnessel1973]

Thank you. My mind is the most fun part of me ... other than a trick knee.

[jedimaster86]

Lovely, quite lovely. I dunno, you and joe might have to try searching every rack in NY; enjoy...the One must be found...

[bnessel1973]

We are willing to do whomever ... I mean whatever it takes. We need our Buddy back!

[speedyconkiwi]

Yeah where the hell IS Buddy?

[bnessel1973]

The answer will be found.  Oh, yes, it WILL be found.

[maryann712]

Just so you know Nessel...I had to dust off the Jello to remind viewers who owns whom...in case there's a question.

[bnessel1973]

It's good to maintain the Jello often, or it will go bad and get moldy.

[bugsinrug]

Buddy... come back Buddy !!!

You sexy sinner !

hugs, Chris

[bnessel1973]

That's the spirit!!

[LilCav68]

We miss his in and out, in and out on stickam - don't we Chris?

[bnessel1973]

Brian's internal censor will not allow him to comment. Thank you.

[LilCav68]

To Brian's internal censor: Sissy.

[bnessel1973]

Ma'am, you may call it what you wish, but that censor has saved lives.  Countless, innocent lives. : P

[LilCav68]

Haha.. yes. Glad you can still use it. :0)

[bugsinrug]

Yes, he had a teasing way about him...just when you thought he was gonna sing a Barry Manilow tune..poof..he was gone! :-D

[LilCav68]

I was wondering where he disappeared to..

[bnessel1973]

I'm sure he's busy with family and real life - but he needs to know he's loved ... platonically, of course.

[LilCav68]

I know what busy does...

"platonically, of course" indicates there was questioning taking place... hmmmmm

[bnessel1973]

It's not "questioning" as much as "accepting"... hold on, what does THAT mean?!

[benzone50]

a bag of popcorn & a poodle. i guess poodles dont like popcorn.

[bnessel1973]

Lord knows how long either of them were down there.

[oloigon]

i thought is saw him in the bric-a-brac section of walmart, but it turned out it was just elvis...oh well.

[bnessel1973]

Easy to confuse the two.

[ladypn]

LOL - leave no, ehm, stone unturned! ;)

[bnessel1973]

That's our motto!

[SonOfDee]

Yea!! I love that your back into animation. thats why i subed you in the first place :)

[bnessel1973]

I forgot how much fun it can be. Though I still suck at it. : )

[msgg81]

i found him under my pillow

[bnessel1973]

Well bring him back!

[beffer2000]

Hmm, if I found him under MY pillow, I would be in no hurry to bring him back... yeah, yeah, I know... SINNER!

[bnessel1973]

Dirty, dirty girl.

[beffer2000]

This from a man who goes dumpster diving in a wonder bra...

[msgg81]

hey fat man with a goatee who are you to tell that to me ... when i feel like i will !

[maryann712]

nice center shot.

mmmmmmmmmachismo.....ah sweet memories...We miss you Buddly!!

[maryann712]

I friggin love the "me too!" hahahahaha

[bnessel1973]

Thanks. I was proud of that. : )

[bnessel1973]

My views should go through the roof!

[maryann712]

well when if subs go down don't come crying to me... :P

[bnessel1973]

I just realized that wingers animated boobs could be the thumbnail. Nothing personal, but I've never had boobs as a thumbnail (insert "Brian IS a boob" joke here), so I have to use it. Though I would be happy to use your boobs in the future ... wait, what?!

[maryann712]

yeah, yeah...the day I bare my bunnies is the same day I vote republican.

[bnessel1973]

The day you bare your bunnies is the day I'll believe in our government... I have no idea what that means, or the correlation between the two, but I'm tired.

[kayleewyatt]

a bag of popcorn and a what?

omg!

[bnessel1973]

That's what I said!