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  • you have Squirtle, The Beatles, and Keep Calm and dtfba on your wall. Marry me. Do it.

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  • Squirtle! Squirtle!

  • I'm not understanding how someones hair color is a problem. People do a lot of stupid things, but isolating any girl for their hair color seems silly.

  • Rant marathon. :) last part was great about the camera.

  • You're probably my favorite person on youtube, currently. The things about what girls wear is tooootally ACCURATE, and I agree.

    +1 female subsciber!

  • Lol the world is really pissing you off

  • ha ha the guy who parks and takes up two spots sounds like something i would do why becouse the car i have is big or more like very wide and i am not use to it yet. one time i park at my local court for jury and they had to call me out becouse my car was blocking the other raod lol but i did want some free time becouse my leg hurts where i split it in half 07

  • So very true man. Good stuff :D

  • your a tough guy to please you

  • I like your DFTBA poster :DD

  • I'm a girl and I hate uggs, leggings, and pants with words on the butt lol.

  • I don't get why people buy Uggs. If you get them wet they'll stain and then you'll never wear them!

  • Dude, I actually love you. You're so funny, and you actually make decent points that, when I'm watching your videos am like, '-nod nod- I concur, you funny man, you! ^-^'.

  • you ser, are not a normal you you the one who be pissin me offfffff!!!1 mof*aka

    you look like a pasty bitch i eat your hoe famry for wunch at asian markaet

    twas good deal

  • @jojo5640 One, learn to spell. Two, leave him alone. If you don't like his videos, don't watch them. Three, how old are you? If you can't spell, and put a * when you're saying a word that you haven't even spelled correctly to make it a swear word, then swear properly later on? What the hell, man? Get off youtube, and read a book.

    Sorry if I seem mean, but seriously? Just no.

  • UGZ are probably one of the ugliest pairs of shoes EVER!!! lol

  • I am a girl, and I have some things to say...

    1. I can't stand UGG boots either. Especially people who wear them IN THE SHOW. Invest in some REAL boots.

    2. I don't mind leggings unless the girl is wearing something which covers their butt: long tshirt, etc. Personally, I don't wear them on their own. Too cold for one thing.

    3. I have jeans which are completely covered in lyrics. Consequently, people look at my butt. But it doesn't bother me. Generally I wear a long tshirt to cover it anyway.

  • @hsgmlake Carys!! =D I started reading this comment, then saw the 'jeans covered in lyrics' and I thought 'Oh hey! Carys has jeans covered in lyrics too! =D ...wait o_o -looks down- It IS Carys! =D'

  • @xMikomiChanx Hahahahaha. I didn't even notice until I checked my gmail and saw you reply to my comment, that it was the most liked. Wow. This is amazing, never happened to me in my life before. Woah. Anyways, yeah.

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  • It is good to get that poison out of your system before it makes you crazy! Or is it too late? Let's hope not.

  • love your vlogs man ur so funny my vids cant even get past 150 views i just subscribed so keep it up and remeber haters are motivaters! :)

  • i agree

  • the squirtle's picture in the background *-*

  • schubes you need a tv show

  • OMG YOU TAK WAAAAYYY TOO FAAASSTTTT!!!! your stypid loll lol! you should post a pic of a picturee you colored i wanna see that!!!!! i can not understaannddddddd youuuu!! jaja seerously though talk slooowwweeeerrr!!!!!!

  • Hey so I just want to know, why do all guys think Uggs are ugly? Like I'm not gonna waste my money to get brand name boots, but I have fake Uggs, and I don't think they're ugly at all. But I swear, ALL guys hate them. Elaborate on why they are so hideous? Still, I love your videos:D

  • can you read bulletproof by La Roux as a poem..its so funny it mskes no sense

  • I agree with the leggings and i used to hate uggs until i got a pair, they are so comfy and make me feel like a bear lol

  • Gah, totally agree with the uggs, leggings, and butt writing thing! Uggs are so soft and warm though. My mom has some and I wear them when I want to be comfy. And Alaskan girls really do think it's okay to wear leggings as pants (with uggs too) and sometimes yoga pants which is basically the same thing...

  • Hahahaha. I laughed so hard at this video. But.... I dont agree with the bad comments about uggs. But completely agree with the thoughts on leggings. (but maybe my views differ cuz im from a state that is basicly ALL WINTER ALL THE TIME)

  • Professor-related stuff: AMEN. so frustrating. I actually had a professor this semester who wouldn't let us use our laptops to take notes in class because the few students who did "other things" on their laptops would distract the rest of us. On top of that, if he noticed anyone wasn't writing down notes, he'd call them out on it. Really?! We're adults. If they wanna screw their education over, that's their problem.

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  • You should look up this product called Yurbuds to help with your earbud problem. They help keep the headphones in your ears really well.

    I personally hate leggings and Uggs. Uggs just make your feet look like you chopped off Winnie the Pooh's feet and put them on your feet... Poor Winnie the Pooh.

  • This is why I like profs that use ppts. Except when they click and lecture too fast. PLEASE PUT ON PANTS! JEEZ. I like ugs. Just not when girls wear them with mini skirts. #ugh YES! STAY IN THE LINES! Not a fan of girls with weird hair colors. :X LEGGINGS ARE NEVER PANTS AT ALL! >.< Nope. I'm still hear. I share some of your hates with girls. haha. :]

  • It's even worse if they are foreign professors and you can't understand them in the first place. Isn't it funny when simpletons snicker at jokes when they can't even comprehend them or pretend to? You cover a myriad of topics and I can't even respond to all of them. I am crabby today...people suck and my eye hurts. Good luck with your finals, you'll do splendiferous. You talk faster than the average bear, by the way. I usually use up all characters on comments, so I am coming near the end, which

  • This is a funny video. What's it from?

  • Trust me, there is nothing we NORMAL females hate more than girls wearing PINK on their asses in bright shiny sequins or stretchy spandex instead of pants. and for the record, I think they appropriately named Uggs. Its like a combination of the word ugly and a caveman sound.

  • @FindingDani LOL i thnk its hilarious when i chick has sweats on n it says PINK but then her ass gets hungry n jus says PK ahahha!!

  • @morooa909 Pretty funny, I have to agree ;)

  • You should do a whole video with your high voice like that last part. Haha that would be amazing.

  • Needs more Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions :D

  • LMAO im a chick n i completely agree with the uggs, leggings arent pants, and the writing on the butt things ahahaha thank yu :D

  • Every time I see a girl wearing leggings as pants, I want to yell at them. And they still make pants with butt-writing? Also, Ugg knock-offs are so freaking comfy.

  • Lol I love you! All the stuff you said about girls is totally justified! I hate all that stuff too.. Except uggs.. They're so ugly I know.. But so damn comfy

  • You're really good at talking fast yet getting the information across efficiently. I just hate it when people talk for a minute when they could just sum it up in 1 sentence. You're great!

  • dear schubes,

    i find it funny that when talking about people thinking your jokes are from something, you used a quote from scott pilgrim vs the world. (whether this was intentional or not is irrelevant. it's funny regardless)

    also, i can honestly say that i echo absolutely everything you said about ugg boots, leggings, and sweat pants with writing on the butt.

    you're the best.

    love, one of your female viewers.

  • There's an ugg boots ad next to this video...heh ^^;

  • But but.. leggings are so comfy... but I wouldn't feel comfortable wearing them in public. My boyfriend thinks it's weird when I change back into jeans from sweatpants even if we are taking a short trip to the store.

  • im female and i agree with you 20001100012530536% <3

  • did anybody else have the Ugg boot add next to the video? lmbo classic

  • Im a female, and THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT ALL OF THAT!!! You know what is even worse? Uggs and leggings(worn as pants), or Uggs and shorts (then complaining about being cold)

  • Oh plus I was kidding.

  • I am female, I hate you.

  • Oh! I remember seeing something on Tumblr about the name "Hogwarts". It's all the house initials H G R S that I guess JK just made into a name. :)

  • We have a lot of the same qualms with a lot of the same people.

  • I will never unsubscribe, even if you've yelled at me for wearing leggings as pants. It's finals week, they're comfy.

  • Your teachers still use blackboards? 'cause my teachers use powerpoint presentations that they just upload onto the school website and then I can download them whenever I want. :O GET WITH THE TIMES!

  • Oddly enough, this reads like my own ADD internal monologue o..o I'm not sure if that should frighten me or not... but I am strangely cool with it :3 *shuffles back to cubby hole*

  • You are great; so funny! I am a female and totally agree with you. So much truth in this video haha =)

  • I wore my pink wig to work yesterday (I stopped in for a minute, I wasn't working in it) and all my coworkers asked me if it was real. Haha

  • i havnt watched your videos in so long! you are still as awesome as always :)

  • @candylove1234 I missed you! Glad you're back!

  • (not to fulfill the stereotype that a person can never come up with anything funny on their own buuuutttt) I heard a comedian bit where we was talking about girls with sweatpants stuff written across the butt. Particularly about girls with Juicy written across it. The gist was, If your butt is juicy, that isn't anything to brag about, You best go get yourself checked out at a Doctor and stay away from me! :P Don't worry, this female subscriber is staying with you. It's too fun to miss out! :)

  • uuuughhhh i hate it when girls in my class wear leggings! THEY. ARE. NOT. PANTS.

  • Ughh my geology teacher does that >.< Writes all this stuff up then explains it all while we write it down. I have to get it all down so I can go over it later but I don't take a thing in!!! And hey, it's geology! It's haaaaarrrrrd. Hard as a rock.

  • oh my god! my friend does that "whats that from?" all the time!!! it annoys me so much!

  • "There go all my female subscribers. I just made fun of UGG's, legging and pants with writing on the butt..."

    Um, no you haven't... You made great points. The leggings part is true and so are the pants with writing on the butt... >.> I'm not a normal girl, am I?

    *Sigh*

  • @Maylett91 THANK YOU! So many girls on Campus wear leggings... tucked into their UGG boots! It's crazy. Here I am with leggings on UNDER my jeans, high knee boot socks, a shirt, sweater, and jacket on, with hat and gloves. I'm from the midwest, so it gets quite nippy up here, and I'm looking at these girls like... please save the doctor some trouble and put some clothes on before you get sick. I salute a fellow non-crazy girl. If normal is stupid, it's overated! :)

  • @dmt543nerd Oh, I do wear legging under my jeans when it's COLD. Meanwhile, I just wear jeans. I live in Illinois... so the weather tends to be cold right around now... >> But yeah, thank you lol. Most girls around my town think I'm weird, but eh.

    "I'm a freak of nature, not what you want me to be. I'm sorry"

    -Bill Kaulitz.

    ^That's what I live by XD

    And, thank you!

  • Your teachers still use black-boards? You're so lucky... I freaking hate smart-boards...

  • i hate when girls wear leggings as pants!

  • Despite being a teenage girl, I completely agree with everything you said that "alienated your female subscribers." Girls at my school wear short shorts WITH ugg boots. And then there's me sitting there wearing jeans and Doc Martens everyday. And don't even get me started on girls wearing leggings as pants. Or jeggings, which are the epitome of stupid fashions.

  • I refuse to own a pair of UGG like boots. refuse.

    On the other hand. I like leggings. But, only certain ones.. And I don't wear them to class.

    I haven't owned a pair of sweatpants with writing on the butt since middle school... with the exception of the "PINK" brand from victoria's secret. and those pants, were a gift. =)

    I hope your finals are going well.. if you're taking any...

    and merry christmas if I don't have time for youtube in the next fifteen days.

    =)

  • I always where shorts or a skirt over my leggings... But there's nothing I hate more than girls who wear a THONG under them.......... o.o *shudder*

  • oh hey, it says "GRRRRR" in the background.

  • I had to pause the video to say PREACH about the girls wearing short shorts. You're reading my mind. I used to make my own graphic Ts and had people apologize for reading them, to which I respond "It's cool, how else am I gonna make people stare at my boobs?"

  • @SheDoesntKillGophers Bahahaha! :)

  • i like giveing my thoughts on your epic videos, oh! and you know how i knew about this video?...i'm a subscriber...like 5000 people should be.

  • epic... 00:40 once my german teacher drew a moustache on a sleeping student, i wasn't there but aperantly it was epic he didn't even notice. i'm a quick writter, quicker than almost all of my teachers. 2:10 100% agreement...when i'm running my hood constantly falls off and umbrella's are cumbersome and hate leggings as pants, they treat it like bruiseing them by kicking through leggings is dificult, and complain about coldness and then go on rants about why trousers suck...

  • Roses are brown

    Violets are brown

    WHO THE FUCK

    KEEPS SHITTING IN MY GARDEN!

  • I whole-heartedly agree with your every word. I like this camera better.

    Sometimes I fine when the videos are too sharp, they unnerve me a little and give me headaches because of the brightness. It is nice though, I will watch however you choose to make your work.

  • You would hate my school. That's all girls wear at my school.

  • Yeah Leggins aren't pants, I can't stand girls who have something written on their pants of their butts. Also, I had a night class and I'm in the front of class. I fell asleep and when I woke up, the teacher wasn't teaching at all. He was looking at me with EVERYONE else. I was so embarrassed...lol. Love your videos. Talk to you later.

  • writing on the butt, cracks me up

  • I absolutely hate girls who wear leggings as pants... it doesn't look good... and I never do it, it feels like I'm not wearing pants at all, it's awkward

  • Leggins are not pants...AMEN!

    Don't worry, I'm a girl and I'm still sticking around. At least I don't own uggs or pants with writing on the butt.

  • Leggings are not pants! Thank god someone agrees.

  • u said u hate ugg boots and to the right of ur video theres an ugg ad... that was awkward

  • It's so true. Uggs are nasty. Leggings shouldn't be worn as pants. Writing on the butt just gives people reasons to look. And by the way, pink is my natural hair color. ;P

  • Totally AGREED :D

    haha

  • Finally!!! All the girls at my school keep asking do I have simething on my butt all the guys keep looking at it! Oh gee I wonder maybe it is the words written across ur butt??!?

  • I strongly agree with everything you just said...except if or the leggings. If they want em as pant, go ahead, I'm not going to complain one bit :p

  • @MrRoflStompIsASquid1 hahaha I see what you did there

  • I felt your pain with finals, I'm so glad they are over. BTW love the default iPhoto music in the background. Made the video even funnier.

  • @auburngeekgirl haha awww yeah default music

  • This is one of those rare times that me and my sister get to watch your video together... And so you have at least two female subcribes/followers still because we agreed with you 100%!! We actually were shouting "Exactly" at my laptop so loud our mom thought we were fighting. Isn't it grand to be home for the holidays :D

  • @Kb1hockeychick haha I'm glad you agree

  • P.S. Have I ever told you how much I absolutely love your voice? It's just... ahhhh.... amazing *Hug*

  • @iLeaveYouWithHugs hahaha thank you

  • @iLeaveYouWithHugs This could come across very creepy if it wasn't for the fact we're part of a really sarcastic community. :P But I totally agree. I associate his voice with laughter, so it makes me happy too!

  • @dmt543nerd I didn't laugh? haha

  • >>>

    -I always complain about those things too! (Leggings as pants, pants with writing on the butt and the girls complaining about pll looking at their butt.)

    -You didn't loose me! (That's ONE female sub you still have!)

    -Just to be clear, I agree with everything.

    *Hugs*

  • @iLeaveYouWithHugs haha I'm glad we agree so much, great minds think alike I suppose

  • -No kidding!

    -Teachers can be irritating

    -I HATE it when pll say "THAT WAY AWKWARD"

    -I will admit, I've worn UGGs, but I never leave the house in them.

    -2:17 AMEN

    -hahahaha, I completely agree!

    >>>

  • sometimes i wear leggings with uggs...

  • @lizadventures i forgive you

  • I agree with all of your girl comments! But I think that leggings under shorts are just as stupid.

    I wear a lot of leggings to class because I'm a theatre major and have two movement/physical classes. I try to make sure that I'm wearing a long shirt or over-shirt, and I also prefer black, grey, or brown leggings. If I wasn't taking these classes, I would probably never wear leggings outside of my dorm room....

  • @rundownstage yeah, the funky colors are odd...

  • You are so right about everything, especially about the leggings and uggs. I own boots, but not those pieces of animal skin that look sloppy regardless of the person wearing them. Also, the only acceptable time for leggings is under a dress or a long shirt. I am so glad that there is a guy who doesn't expect girls to wear clothes like that.

  • @kinZdenE haha you're welcome. and thanks!

  • You're wonderful.

  • @Cupcakequeen42 no, YOU are :)

  • I agree with your thoughts. It might be more appropriate to wear Uggs in colder climates though.

  • LOL, RAAAAAAGE!!

  • @SmithVlogs yyuuhhhppp

  • I'm a girl who favorited this video. Not all of us are insane. :P

  • @LimeyWatson huzzah!

  • im a girl, i hate uggs, i hate leggings for pants, and i think writing on the but is a good way to promote literature :)

  • @1lilaross1 hahaha fantastic

  • Right now I'm wearing leggings as pants. SUCKS IT SCHUBES

  • @okletsjam1 how unfortunate...

  • Don't hate on uggs. They are warm and wonderful.

  • @haleythedinosaur and UGGly ^_^ (see what I did there? eh? ehhhhh?)

  • I think girls can wear leggings as pants with a T-shirt when they're not, like, oddly colored leggings. You know?

  • @emmfan09 That's true, the odd colors are always too much. I just feel like leggings are too much like long underwear or tights to be pants.

  • Nice man, agree with everything! Funny stuff.

  • @LukeDrake94 glad you do! thanks!

  • also i love the soundtrack

  • @nickrockon haha

  • dude this video is so funny!! where did you get all these jokes from?

    jk love you and this

  • @nickrockon bahaha best comment ever.

  • personally, i wear leggings all the time but i wear them like tights...meaning under clothes but in england girls wear leggings with anything and sometimes its actually horrifying....horrifying.

    lol

  • @theARTshop09 PERFECT. the way you wear them is how everyone should wear them

  • uggs are extremely ugly and i kinda hate them. but they're SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO comfy. like SO comfy. but i will say that leggings are not pants.

  • @textbookbrooke the number one thing people claim is that they're very comfy, so I can let it slide. But YES, leggings will never be pants.

  • I'm female and still here!

    Also I come from the country that invented ugg boots, only the bogans (I suppose that would equate to rednecks) wear them.

  • @NatalieZenaLouise haha good to know

  • i dont get it when some of those girls wear short shorts when its cold outside either!!! i dont wear short shorts, i like to wear my jeans. I dont understand leggings either, i guess im suppose to understand leggings being worn like jeans because im a girl but i dont, just doesn't look right.

  • @BobbySantinelli i'm glad we agree on these matters

  • hahahahaha love your vids man

  • @marc12201 thanks!

  • agreed, i've been telling other girls that leggings are not trousers for ages! its just not right. liked the vid btw :)

  • @TirlaStar also i think uggs are uggly

  • @TirlaStar haha awesome, glad you liked it!

  • I LOVE YOU! you're videos always make my day :)

    Love, the girl in the uggs AND sweatpants with writing on the butt tehe (:

  • @kayla3363 haha glad I could make your day

  • I'm a female subscriber, and I agree with you whole-heartedly.

    We must destroy these things...

    lol :)

  • @Manatee4me yyyeeessssss

  • I don´t actually OWN any leggings....or uggs...=p.

    But I think Uggs are kinda cute. Sorry Schubes!

  • @countryroo123 haha it's okay

  • I AGREE! NO LEGGINGS, UGGS OR BUTT WORDS!!!!! Girls like that are such sluts.

  • @shady22necol that's a bit harsh haha

  • Hmmm No Nudity... I slept in Algebra class and was called to solve something on the board. I answered it correctly returned to my desk continued to sleep and after class was giving detention.

  • @Myfkduplilworld that's fantastic

  • zomg i know right... I am a girl but when girls wear leggings as pants i just feel this immense disapointment and shame.. why do they do thatttt DX

  • @sockostealshearts hahaha

  • I (another female) also agree with your opinion on leggings, worded pants and girls who wear clothes that don't fit the situation. i think uggs arn't particularly good looking but they're really confortable so it's a give or take on that for me.

    i could NOT agree more on ALL of your teacher hater comments!! haha i'm studying for finals too so i wish you the best of luck on yours :)

  • @agusgutierrez good luck to you too!

  • I've told my friends (I'm a girl, I don't wear leggings as trousers) that leggings are for going under clothes, they are not proper clothes, gaah.

  • @completeidiot19 yyyeeesssss

  • Never worn uggs, leggings as pants, or pants with writing on the butt.

    Cause I'm awesome.

    And sensible.

  • @xxStephyStellar NOICE!!!

  • An YOU'RE now the replacement for Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes. Yay!

  • @billtvmacon hahaha

  • I'm just sitting here nodding, and saying, "Yup... yup... a huh... so true." Someone should make a pair of pants with writing on the butt that simply says 'butt'.

    PS, I always read the tags. :)

  • @DavidWoodFX haha they should. And I'm glad you do!

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  • I ( a female) Actually agree with your stances on leggings uggs, and worded sweatpants, so I'm still here :) so no worries I'm sure plenty of other girls agree with me :)