Lesbian Vampire Pedophilia (Castlevania Judgment, Carmilla vs. Maria)

[SKYLARKo80]

I say do it with Sypha. She's got huge knockers

[ikarz]

''I will give you the greatest of pleasures... '' [slaps the shit out of maria]

[AzureDarkGod]

Lesbian Vampire Pedophilia. Never thought I'd hear that in my life...

[ReijiNakashi]

when u see a title that says "Lesbian Vampire Pedophilia" u know that u have to click on it!!!!

[chibiraid]

Bitchspal!!!!

[FreakySheva]

That's not her bones cracking, That's something MUCH different. ;D

[MAGICOHATANOFENSHI]

@FreakySheva END EYE SEA AYE UNDARZTAND......MAYHAP

[chiissu]

but she kills her so doesnt that make it... necro-paedo?

[ZalriusLiss2009]

Something must be fucked up in the world if an uploaders comment is hidden for negative votes. :p

[animefin]

This isn't Pedophilia. Carmilla is just a Sadist ;)

[Sereniama]

If it's a woman like that, I'm fine.

But if I get bitchslapped like that, then that's so not cool! D:

[UNowentheSandvich]

Well in the story "Carmilla" Carmilla was a lesbian.....

[Volviert]

I remember an attack like that in Marvel Vs Capcom, you can make Rogue kiss another girl. ( generaly Psylocke ) was awesome.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

uh.....lolicon-yuri-necrofilic­......AWESOME!

[blueberrylesbian]

And plus Carmelia is, what, 5 centuries old?

[cheoleo2500]

"I will give you the greatest of pleasures..." *Bitch slap*

[twilightwindwaker]

WTF O_O? Let's play! I will give you the greatest of pleasures :3. BITCHSLAP! And now YOU DIE! AAAAAAHHHHH!

[deraickripper]

maria is 15 in this game, is not pedo then

[FreezeCrackerFun]

@deraickripper what kind of fucked up country do you live in

[deraickripper]

@FreezeCrackerFun pedo is under 14, over 14 is just underage, there's a HUGE difference, if i'm 19 i can have a girl that is 16.

[Thoughtmo]

@FreezeCrackerFun It's is too In Denmark

We don't have a lot of pedophilia??

[SidJusticeFan]

@Thoughtmo That´s fucked up, because in most countries below 18=pedophilia

[Thoughtmo]

@SidJusticeFan We have Like very very few pedophila cases so I guess it does'nt matter?

[thegameulost]

@FreezeCrackerFun

Actually, considering her age, the term ephebophilia is a more appropriate term.

[thegameulost]

@thegameulost

Me: (to myself)  NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEERD!

[MessageontheWind]

@thegameulost Quite.

[MessageontheWind]

@FreezeCrackerFun Most likely any country speaking a latinate language, all things considered, as pedo refers strictly to pre-pubescant children. As Maria is post-pubescant, this makes this hebephilia, not pedophilia.

[rammsteinsfan666]

@FreezeCrackerFun or one of the few knowledgeable youtube commentators who doesnt resort to constant name calling to back up their weak argument

[rammsteinsfan666]

@FreezeCrackerFun also y are u watching this when ur calling others pedos

[AlucardFarenheit]

@FreezeCrackerFun I'm 20. According to you, if my girlfriend is 16, then I'm a pedophile, a sick bastard and a rapist. Yep, a flawless logic.

BTW, do you know that this is a game, and fictional characters don't have age, right?

[MessageontheWind]

@FreezeCrackerFun Yes, I am.

[BigBrotherWii]

@FreezeCrackerFun What he's saying is that the age of consent laws varies from country to country. In the US, it's on a state-to-state basis. However, with 16 years old being the minimal age in some states, 15 would be considered pedophilia in the US. In Chile, it's actually 14 years old.

[rumbazz]

@FreezeCrackerFun you're an arrogant faggot.

[FOXGEAR92]

@FreezeCrackerFun You're a fucking moron.

[9001milktoast]

@FreezeCrackerFun you mad bro?

[TimothiusBelmont]

@FreezeCrackerFun

You're the one who posted incorrect terminology.

You know, the more vocal you are in denouncing something, the close you are to it.

[Neofcon]

@TimothiusBelmont I knew it! Christianity IS a ripoff!

[Blackmage777]

@MessageontheWind Actually I'd say it would be more accurately defined as Ephebophilia since she's already in her mid teenage years.

[thegameulost]

@MessageontheWind

Now that you mention it...

*looks at maria's chest*

Fair enough. despite her age, she's too underdeveloped for it to be ephebophilia. Hebephilia it is.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@MessageontheWind

well, hebephilia must be inside pedophilia, as pedophilia means sex from a +18 person to another -18 person

[MessageontheWind]

@xXxMartin96xXx

Nope.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@MessageontheWind

yup.avi

[DorfMcAxebeard]

@xXxMartin96xXx Nope. Pedophilia is a sexual interest (usually a psychosexual deviancy) in children that have not undergone puberty by someone who has. You are referring to something called 'statutory rape' or just rape (depending on consenting parties), pedophilia is the condition of the older participant, not the act.

In this case it would be hebephilia or ephebophilia. Pedophilia is only a catch-all term when the media uses it, most other people have a brain.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@DorfMcAxebeard

must say, on the world, the words and they meaning change, as i was teached as this.....but thank you, i will not get confusion again

[Alexhaegele1]

@MessageontheWind Well played .Well played indeed.

[rawman44]

@MessageontheWind That chest looks pre-pubescant to me. LOL

[Sukuraidogai]

@rawman44 chest means no-----thing. Absolutely nothing. I've seen 30 year olds with smaller breasts.

[rawman44]

@Sukuraidogai I think if she had already gone through puberty she'd have a bigger chest. Also her voice is really high.

[Sukuraidogai]

@rawman44 I don't think you read what I just said?

[rawman44]

@Sukuraidogai Okay.

[MAGICOHATANOFENSHI]

@MessageontheWind EATS SAIM AZ PADOFILIA BAKOME LOJIKO BIGGEY MIZTAR IDIOTY SUPARIMPAZIL

[ReijiNakashi]

@MessageontheWind wrong!!! hebephilia is the preference to girls/boys from 11-14, the one that u are speaking is Ephebophilia, which is the preference to girls/boys from 15-19.... which is the one that I got, cuz I'm 28 and my girlfriend is 19 (almost 20)... yes I know, I'm a hero

[Nosondakar]

@MessageontheWind May be hebephilia, but you know, but the artist makes her look like 12, 13 maybe.

[totophe600]

@FreezeCrackerFun 15 is the sexual majority in France u know ?

[NeroBlackheart666]

@FreezeCrackerFun Most countries have an AoC of 14-15 you know.

[UnfittingGaming]

@FreezeCrackerFun Well I sure would want to live in that country xDDD

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

@FreezeCrackerFun Even so, Japan's legal age is 14

[JokeazoidOpera]

@FreezeCrackerFun what kind of fucked up country do YOU live in?

[RaggaeOfFunk]

@FreezeCrackerFun

Canada probably. And we all know how messed up those Canadians are.

[docturlough]

@FreezeCrackerFun Technically, Carmilla came from an old novel (Which, if I'm correct, predates Dracula), and the basic plot was basically the first half of Dracula but with a teenage girl instead of Harker and a LOT more homoerotic overtones.

[ithinkismellyou]

@FreezeCrackerFun lol i hit it both. shes of age now.

[Lostprophetzzz]

@FreezeCrackerFun the kind where people actually know what pedophilia is?

asshole...

[extremejon]

@FreezeCrackerFun United states.

[Zeno111195]

@FreezeCrackerFun America. If I remember correctly, its not pedo if they are 13 and over.  But that's a stretch.

[doarner]

@deraickripper Depend of what country, here the legal age is 17, so YEAH.

[deraickripper]

@doarner here is 14.

[Chernobog2]

this is nothing new for Carmilla. ever read the novella her character is based on?

[bitch12433]

why was this a recommended video for me

[Speedy149U]

[Insert Team FourStar reference here...you know the one]

[Blazin720]

Lets be honest we all came here cause of the word lesbians XD

[sexxytrophy]

crash is a retard and just more annoying then sailormoonred1 that all... nothing special. just a moron who lack intelligence and cant handle the truth or criticism... just an immature boy!

be suck a dick and he a fucker :D

a fucking failure at life :D

XD

LOL

ROFL

a fail spam fag of all retard...

[OSDolphin]

Maria was promised pedophile sex, and then she was murdered.

[chacrawarrior]

quick, somebody call the police or a belmont

[MysticPierson]

Creepy..

[TheCyprusX]

I will give you the greatest of pleasures * Bitchslap *

[DustBloodV2]

why boner?

[ElegeantFencer]

The uploader of this vid is a douchebag. Srsly.

[sasgay]

@ElegeantFencer Calm down bro, you're full on mad!

[ElegeantFencer]

@sasgay Huh? I'm not mad. Unless you're being sarcastic?

[sasgay]

@ElegeantFencer Duuuude I can SMELL the mad from you! It's tinny, and like fried onions a bit.

[ElegeantFencer]

@sasgay yummy

[OSDolphin]

SAVAC - Society Against Vampire Abusing Children. Current Members: 1 (Maria)

[Frankwest211]

Now i've got- Come, let's play! I will give you the greatest of pleasures...

[GentlemanAeon777]

"Time for the greatest of pleasures~"

"A BLOW JOB!"

*Anyone who gets the reference becomes the new king of darkness*

[Hanyuuuuuuu]

hmmm thanx il pass on that greatest pleasures

[iamnotglenn]

you forgot S&M.

How did Takeshi Obata figure a dominatrix outfit had any semblance to totally clean victorian dresses?

[Ragensu64]

bitchslap

[matalvis]

......ya....you might wana add child abuser to the name as well....

[TheGigafann119]

Cue Nostalgic Critic Bad Touch joke.

[FreezeCrackerFun]

@TheGigafann119 cue get the fuck off my channel, no joke

[bigdanzvgm]

@FreezeCrackerFun if u seen nostalgic critic,u would know thats a funny joke

[FlameG102]

cue you have no sense of humor joke

[SunbeamTai]

No, but she,s mine. But I am a boy.

[TheCyprusX]

@SunbeamTai

Dude...That's fucking creepy.

[SunbeamTai]

@TheCyprusX lol. well ,there's some things that may get creepy. Nothing else i i would do about it. I usually just like to say wild things just for fun. That's what i care about. xd

[SunbeamTai]

Don't mess with Carmilla. XD

[SunbeamTai]

Sunbeam. My Friend Code: 3009-6012-5988 btw Carmilla is my beloved vampire. I offered her my whole body and blood. She serves me, I serves her, her needs and desires. We will fight as one. Meantime my two guardians will slow you down. Hehehehe. <3

[dazzsheil]

@SunbeamTai

My friend code: 4384-2997-4900

[Urmean15]

I will give you the greatest of pleasures

BAM FUCKING DECKED

[CountSmokeula]

Just like the Carmilla novel

[pokemonnubbs]

i dont get it

[MetalstormX25]

Let's just hopes she sucks and not bites.

[icefanglord]

o she just got betch slapped XD

[tahbonius]

Poor Maria...

[DuxusDanius]

Thumbs up if you watched this more than once :)

[NintendoB0y]

shes only like that becuase marias hot

[FirEner]

0:19

the iron maiden came *splatt*

[SHlNOBl3]

not only did she do the most awkward shit ever to a little bitch, she slaps her, and kills her. damn this games a piece of shit...

[Omunomu]

That looks like an instant kill move yet she still hardly took major damage at all!

[kupokuposama]

lmfao

[maplestory352]

0:18 she said you die

[AntiSaix]

So if a bitch slap was satisfying, then did she rape her through her mind?

[Avankiri]

"I will give you the greatest of pleasures...*pimp slaps and iron maiden closes*"

I don't think I want the greaest of pleasures...

[Avankiri]

@FreezeCrackerFun ...If you're telling me that, I'm a guy.

[7Ashura7]

@FreezeCrackerFun ...What?

[Kazmahu]

@Avankiri It's hard to see at the video resolution, but after Carmilla's "greatest of pleasures" line, the camera blurs for a moment, kind of like if your eyes are sliding out of focus for some reason. Take what implications from that what you will.

[OzaiFan]

@FreezeCrackerFun No, the one where I saw and heard Carmilla say "Man or woman, can no one satisfy me?" makes me think. ... I am of course just being a smartass.

[OzaiFan]

And I think it should be mentioned that Carmilla has a line going, "Man or woman, can no one satisfy me?" That means she's bi. Awesome.

[OzaiFan]

That's actually hot.

[Veke99]

Just listen to this video without looking at it. DISTURBING...

[TheRealToony]

Carmilla knows how to keep that pimp hand strong.

[SHlNOBl3]

@TheRealToony

So trust me, all you wont last very long!

(god hand)

[Neroscam]

O_O CHILD ABUSE....AND MURDER!

[guitarheroman202]

94 tits?

[Death9215]

Well, even in the original Carmilla, Carmilla is the first Lesbian vampiress. She was always known for seducing her victims and slowly killing them each night. You would probably consider it first-degree murder/rape today.

[TheUncannie]

Weird

[alrune8]

Lesbians huh? How original...

[kevasun01]

all she wanted was a kiss from an older girl with big boobs and she got bitch slapped instead xD

[BloodyBay]

@kevasun01 And then came the iron maiden.

Well, that's ONE way to stop a prepubescent girl from staring at your titties, I guess....

If I ever wear a speedo to the beach, I'm bringing an iron maiden along just in case any little boys start gazing at my package. Thanks, Carmilla! >:-D

[DarkRoast]

0:13 Massive Pimp Slap xD!!!!

[Blademan54]

Noooo... Mariaaa...!

¦(

[TheAkatsuki357]

Lesbian PEDOPHILE moment

i think carmilla needs to take a seat with chris hansen

[Blademan54]

Lesbian Pedophile moment...

hahaha very good...

[MERSHITEISE]

wow, that's scary

[YXYDanteYXY]

OMG she do it with kids!?!

sry for my bad english

[DarkAdonisVyers]

Ah, why can't people just lie about their age, like I once did?

[TheParnak]

Nice one. You should put back your original title man, it rocks!!!

[orbasm5]

then she jizzed. in. her pants.

[DarkAdonisVyers]

? You changed the title?

[CyberSoldier101]

Who would of thought Carmilla had a lolita complex?

[CinderBH]

Actually, the original Carmilla (whose novel predates Stoker's Dracula by 25 years) WAS a lesbian.

[Gight77]

funnyest thing in teh world

[DarkAdonisVyers]

Whoever made this video, you should go into marketing. Every word in your video title enticed me.

[FreezeCrackerFun]

i'm majoring in marketing actually this is what i learned so far

[nymphetismal]

Iron Maiden fatality! Awesome!

[caslevaniaROCKS]

I can watch this an infinite number of times and the pimp slap will still make me laugh. xD

[troysson81]

This whole video is a "that's what she said" moment.

[sorokas168will]

.... o_o poor maria?

[IgognitoGR]

any1 that is interested for some castlevania judgment battles plz message me

[wing1598]

I'll give u the greatest of plesures... oh so satifying... now u die!!!! Lol

[Arcterion]

Truth.

[realninja01]

pimping aint easy but it must be severely satisfying lol

[link3hyrule]

Nuthing, Im pretty sure that,"we do, however, find it hilarious!" If you dont get it, then im sorry for you!

[AelamasZoren]

@OnyxNexion Whats NOT satisfying about back handing a child? o_O

[Dewani90]

@OnyxNexion rosa from umineko approves, (she bitchslapped maria(her daughter on umineko) a lot of times, no remorse)

[twilightwindwaker]

@Dewani90 Why would she do that?

[Dewani90]

@twilightwindwaker Rosa kinda hated the lil girl because she was "special" (could see spirits and the like), and burdened the lil girl with the facts of being divorced and had hard times at job, and pretty much everything that went wrong with her life

[R0B1NG5]

Now you die!

*Half health*

[VenomFro]

boobs

[TheDevilBurning]

excellent.

[GETBACKTOTHEKITCHEN]

unexpected/10

[MadeInSuperChina]

Satisfying indeed.

[R3ST0N]

lol at 0:14 SECONDS.