Crimeny Jickett

[MonsuerLePlague]

I've always enjoyed the alternating flavors of your videos. Tea Time is great. Never realized so many people feel like they have to unsubscribe, or something. o.O *just got done reading other peoples comments*

[Vegans4judaism]

Lmao

[SomeDudeThatRants]

you have a surprisingly good singing voice =)

[aARIESsSs]

ya what is 18, 6+6+6?

[AimiriZ]

oh noes

[twistedangelbunny]

"No crickets where harmed... Only Jicketts." Lmao! i loved that! your the best!!

[n00bhunt3r]

Whats the 18 for?

Any meaning behind that or is it just random lol

[sxeeplta]

2:01 yes!

( the intro / outro is amazing )

[thien0995]

Why are people whining about a bobblehead?

[aneet84]

wft?

[necrosvrg]

who cares about big willy? the things number 18 said on this show should make you disgusted with yourself!

[Kenny1vs1Spenny]

2:01 cried laughing.

[bighulk25]

big willy rocks!

[thatsthebeech]

My brother thinks you look like the guy from System of A Down. He says it's a compliment...Hah

[TrollInMySoul]

18 = 6 times 3....666! Nice upside down cross, BTW! lol

[SourXCandy45]

ahahaha my friends comment is in this video. she was so excited when she saw he put it in.

[alucardmai]

You use electric sheep!

...well, I miss the old format, because they felt like intelligent essays. But this new format is still good.

[djemiko]

did u use fl to make the intro? i love this vid! XD

[R685b]

your hair looks stupid with bangs.

sorry, its true

[Selinawoman]

Look, Maybe I *am* having problems with bad dreams from the scary dolls, but no matter what Videodrome says, I am down with what you are putting on Jeff! No real complaints, and if you make my eyebrows furrow a little bit, well, they haven't really furrowed anough for my age anyway.

Keep on keeping your cool-ness.

ONE DAY... I will stop being a TROLL and become a real Boy-girl, whatever,in any case, I hope my Cricket will be as cooperative as yours is!

[iandud3]

hah. fucking crazy.

[renaudldw]

Hehe, poor Crimeny Jickett. I hope no live cricket was harmed in the production of this vid. LOL.

[geragna]

This doesn't resemble CuteWithChris in anyway....

[DCxxRay]

why the fvck did you kill the crimeny jickett???

[ifwere1021]

I'm loving the HD, and this latest series is certainly a jump away from the normal... I didn't like it at first... but I am growing into it. Keep it up man.

[47Indigo47]

Hey, would you mind telling me what this song is called?

[Emil246]

what does the 18 mean

[IvanMesniaa]

Personally I find it very comical.

Keep up teh good work.

[soupinabox]

your video editing skills have jumped tenfold, well done

[Dolphins4ujs]

Everything you make is freakin genius! The doll scares me though....he needs a hat.

[ciphro]

Great choice in the plastic cup. XD

[Abstraqtion]

all points of expression are beautiful, these people below want strait to the point vids, and yet dont seek to find the meaning potential in these. maybe they just think it always need to be direct, or that you coulndt possibly be the example of the product of previous vids. see you around

[LesHabitantsForever]

The quality of resolution you've managed to produce is astounding Az. All your hard work has payed off.

[Gondus]

I like how your exploring new area's in your videos. I like your old video's a lot but your newer one's are pretty good. Keep trying new stuff till you find a place in video "art" that you like doing. Do not be pressured by people like sorotchintzy or anyone else for the matter.

[laceyissparkly]

love.

[sorotchintzy]

i'm going to cancel my subscription if this is what you're doing now. DO NOT LIKE IT!

[azrienoch]

Nobody is obligated to stick around. Please unsubscribe.

[Srhdragon101]

@sorotchintzy if your going to cancel it, then cancel

[gabrielevery]

i liked watching your vids, but all this extra shit you are putting in is just making it... annoying/boring. just shoot vids, you can keep the quick cuts...but... fuck the unnecessary intro & other 'stuff'... you don't have to use all 64 crayons in the box, people that watch you care about content, not that other shit

[rocketmen1]

y know i think i liked your other stuff better this tea shit is to douchy altogether and yes im fucking crazy cause i have to agree that stupid boy shit dolly thing pisses me off and its the fist time ive fucking seen him whatever its ur show not mine

[manhattanwombat]

god this is boring

[PCspray]

Are u on entretainment business now ? lol

[RocktheBlonde30]

dudee...u really squished it. whoaa.

intense!!

haha

Willy reminds me of Big Boy. wait..are they the same person... toy??

[CivysCare4Soldiers2]

Az, people might think your crazy if you say you spoke to a talking dog. woof woof

[AlexShulhan123]

shitty

[LimpLoser]

He killed an Insect. that means he is bad

[rhondaanthonytanner]

haha nice!♥--Hugz and Pumpkin Pie--♥ Brittani aka Rhonda Anthony Tanner/R.A.T. Coaching aka B-RAT :)

[hashingtonwoliday]

THIS SHIT IS FREAKING ME OUT

[spinhook888]

"I'm beginning to notice a disturbing pattern here: You people are fucking crazy."

OH... shit... laughing too hard... can't breathe...

[IHaveAMask]

Holy shit, HD is amazing

[o0BrokenNailpolish0o]

eh, that was lame.

[RockSymphonyLove]

nice singing. lol

[Kabobidoo]

the number 18 is my personal favorite in tea time. its dialog is simply stunning. lol

[OhCurt]

Wait - did we just get punished for being fucking crazy?

I think I'm in love with Big Willie!

[falconelly]

small willy reality is just so..well...small

[mario64bits]

Wow, that's real HD, I could almost see t-cells of splattered Jickett... Nate's music is great too!

[lillieae]

hahaha your so creative. fabulos...

[MechaFright]

i really may unsubscribe just because of the overwhelming stupidity of this series!

[azrienoch]

I'm begging you, please do.

[killy429]

great job, as always. but why the number 18?

[QuaintMag]

and why NOT the number 18? hmmm?

[cmcanuck]

Funny.

[myjunkyrandomness]

i <3 big willy ahahhah loveeeee lmao ....i can love a fictional character!!!!!! :P

[ItsAmayyx]

I feel like that guy is going to stab me with his hotdog.

[silverfuck]

I really dig Azrienoch in HD.

Keep it up.

[coughingcalf]

:D i like it!

[OMFGitsLULU]

lol ur crazy

love you

[evilclownproductions]

I like the music. Funny show, keep em coming.

[turboskanker]

you are being too silly!

i gave it 5 stars.

[exDeathex]

lol that was awesome. Nice episode :D

[1directionforall]

u're simply entertaining

[CelphaFiael]

Acting at the beginning is top notch, very impressive and hilarious. And what's this?! Jeff's got some nice vibrato going on! ++rep

[closeoutcrew]

Did you get my short essay?

[Goodlesmilan]

One criticism: i'm fucking terrified of crickets. And utterly grossed out. To top things off i was eating while watching this. Never again use a cricket in your shows.

[akasaart]

i wonder how fried crickets taste...

[FalseAdvertisement2]

Curiousity killed the cat.

This didn't break my heart!

[Bottledcan]

I adore you, Azrienoch!

Tea Time rocks my socks indeed!

[jaella08]

.....sing it again!!!!

[Bimordius]

The previous Tea Time video was four minutes and four seconds long. This one is the same length. Coincidence?

[SeeNoEvil6657]

i think not

[serleth]

Music dominates the voice at times.

[big0shot0producer]

i seriously hate the theme tune !! its fucking creepy

[Sarahon06]

Nate?

[big0shot0producer]

whos nate?

[riversonthemoon]

You horrible man!! Crickets are people, too!!

[throatkickerr]

agreed. Jicketts, however-- not people.

or just smashed people. =P

[codyknow]

its this sort of inane babble that makes life worth living....... some times you need thing so far out of the everyday thought pattern to wake you up and say "wow... i really need help..." lol but in short good job azrienoch. keep em coming.

[AndreasCenter]

Insane =D

I ♥ it!

[Subz]

I Like 18... Besides being the Number that is the day of my birth. 18 is just soo smooth. its just there nobody else could be like 18

[logicaust]

I've bought your books and you're an interesting YouTuber/person/mouth-breather­, so I'm not going to un-subscribe...NEEEEVAAAA!

...but I really don't get Tea Time, dude. Really don't get it. I'll watch, but I don't think I'll ever get it. Also, 18 needs to put some clothes on, it's distracting.

Peace.

[azrienoch]

I was going to answer you, which is something I haven't done for anyone that's asked, but then you delivered that line about 18, and I realized that you're joking. You get it.

[logicaust]

No, you get it; I've already answered the door like 10 gajillion times already >:|

[sweetdaddycoconut]

lmao. nice.

[whypatcondellisntfun]

I love Tea Time.

[loneskeptic]

The voice that speaks "tea time" makes me quiver in a masochistic fear that is in a way very similar to the feeling that I experience whilst watching Salad Fingers. I hope you've seen that show. If you have...then you should (yes, normative language, unfortunately) bring that sort of creepy banter into play.

-loneskeptic

[B4TT3RY]

lmao

[pixelatedxdeath]

you killed a jickett you bastard! hahaha It was funny though! Yes, we're all nuckin futs!

[TheMainMane]

This is the best YouTube series ever.

[jillenium00]

I liked 18. I love this video. Fuck reality

[Sin355]

i just found a hair in my mouth and almost puked. =/

[TreeStreetPraiser]

Did you use the program 'CrazyTalk' for those animations?

[azrienoch]

Yes.

[fauyd]

That whole video reminded me VERY much of Johnny the Homocidal Maniac. Someone will hopefully remember the comic book I am talking about (by Jhonen Vasquez).

[bfrosty83]

no good sir, you are fucking crazy... talking to inanimate objects... but perhaps we are all fucking crazy. i have a question - do people who are fucking crazy know they are fucking crazy?

[Piratmission]

that themesong is fucking addictive.

[42662113]

I thought Jicketts was going to be completely indestructable after the lazer failed to kill him, and I thought that was going to be really cool, but the shock to my vegan sensibilities was traumatic when I learned of his ultimate fate.

Damn you, Big Willie!!!

End this carnage now, Az! I fear worse things will happen if you don't !!!

[wtfomghem]

FIVE STAR FOR LASER EYES!

[KgreProductions]

Wow reminds me alot of cutewithchris, just saying... don't hurt me.

[TheGrammarian]

This felt very much like cutewithchris. =(

[SeeNoEvil6657]

lmao, i love this new shit man. Keep it up. My new favorites.

[barrettsalive]

eww, yucky bug

[pearlthirteen]

I needed to have genuine laugh. thanks.

[IAGuy06]

I would give an intelligent response to this but I'm not sure it warrants one.

That's not to say I didn't like it.

[2ii89]

I'm getting to like the Tea Time theme song.

[thesocialnerd]

i had it stuck in my head when i was writing an essay in my APUSH class...that was annoying...but other than that, i agree.

[ChristopherMast]

Apart from the singing part in the theme song...

[Ocutoyucoto]

Chill the fuck out with the 'your videos' should be like this! Jeff just did 'the edge of the abyss' a few weeks back and that was intellectually stimulating. I highly doubt he is going to completely stop doing one certain kind of video in favor of another. Be patient. Send him money if you want more videos. Or just send me money and ill let you watch his videos.

[azrienoch]

lol

[IAGuy06]

lol I liked that last bit.

[ErgoPictures]

These Tea Time videos are pretty funny, but they lack the philosophies and metaphors that always make your videos so interesting. Or perhaps I'm just missing them. XD

~ Chris @ Ergo

[amnesiameds]

i like this, it's funny, but you might want to raise the audio on the voices on the next one. tea time song was loud and clear, but your voices was super quiet. however, twas very funny.

[azrienoch]

Thanks, I'll work on that. I'm on a laptop that tends to even everything out on its own, so I need to start using headphones to edit audio.

[dieselmota]

Re: audio, I thought your voice sounded very bass-y and kinda muffled.

I'll keep watching, I am getting into this Tea Time show.

[lensherr82]

amazing!

[Bizzer10]

that 18 shit is funny

and that song gets stuck in my head,

but is there some actual meaning to these tea time videos?

i dont see anything but,

you never know with az's videos

[azrienoch]

Does there really have to be?

[moonstruckpelican]

I agree with elysiatheamazing. I like your new stuff, but it'd be great if you could mix new and old together. Keep it up though, love the show! <3

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Fuck, man! Your videos rock! I need to figure out how to develop my creative side...

And how to shoot in HD... Oh, and I need about 10 more hours a day...

[elysiatheamazing]

i'm cool with you doing something different now but i miss thought-provoking vids where you shared your views or made excellent points. i'm hoping you'll incorporate some of that into this series at some point?

[JimmerSD]

Thanks for putting my subwoofer to more work that it has seen in quite some time. Big Willie scares me because he reminds of fast food. Fast food has been found to be linked to early development of Alzheimers Disease and early onset diabetes. This is quite scary but I can't really remember why and I have this uncontrollable craving for Decaffeinated Diet Coke with 10 tablespoons of sugar poured into it. What was I talking about...I can't remember...

[Jaikkanen]

I am enjoying this new format significantly less than before so far. Though I think it is only expected, and will develop and improve over time. Also, I am finding the computer generated voice saying TeaTime extremely irritating. Makes me want to bludgeon myself repetitively till death.

[majined]

That song is so creepy, love it~!

[CelphaFiael]

That was hilarious! Well played, sir.

[amilliondead]

Wasn't sure after the first episode but this is certainly an improvement.

[ReesesMonkeyXP]

i prefer coffee. aslong as big willy doesn't get in the way (or any other fictional character) of what the show it actually about, i'm okay with him.

[NapalmXD]

I love the song! ^_^ it makes me happy

[GuruMN]

You've got the video looking excellent, did you set your 'New project' settings to match the output resolution, frame rate, progressive, square pixel, etc that you are rendering with? Let me know. It looks like you did, well done, possibly the best video quality of any video I've come across. This series is awesome.

[samuelmichaud]

you should do a whole video of a cricket singing a depressing song and then crushed at the end

[1happiness]

That poor cricket.

[ClocloTheKillerClone]

omg i love this!

and i like the willy!

haha

[excelgeo]

i dont like it. you have yet to discuss anything like the stuff you have contemplated in your previous videos and made me subscribe.

i just think that you are taking too long to establish characters while you could be talking things of substance.

[azrienoch]

No, this is actually how the show will go.

[excelgeo]

why is it that you have decided to move away from philosophy?

or is there something more in these shows that i am actually missing? i am horrible at underlining messages, i will keep watching and see if i catch on.

you are not going to give any tips are you

fine! i dont need your stupid tips!

[Phayish]

Yeah. You know I first stumbled upon this guy searching for the meaning behind metaphysics. Simply inspiring it was..back then at least.

[K4L1D154573R]

I like the asshole bobble head.

[nbwulf]

Splat...

Good stuff.

Keep it up amigo...  J.

[mervdogg]

i liked this, it was an improvement on the first episode. Im sold on the format now..

[Zebraboar]

the number 18 intimidates the hell out of me for some odd reason

[CaptainFrantic]

Great stuff Az. Do you think you could send Big Willy around to my house and deal with MY Criminy Jickett ... that'd be fine. Thanks. XD

[MrsScarletScolex]

Big Willy ftw.

[jonleflar]

Flawless delivery.

5*

[nerfmasterrick123]

This was disturbing...I feel violated!

[ladyopinx]

Very very cool. I liked the beginning where you came down into the basement and got "startled"

And the nose ring story was hilarious.

The cricket thing with Big Willie rocked.

Tea Time is definitely picking up steam.

*smiles*

*Bright Blessings*

Linda

[Twobitz1]

Inb4PETA

[Brandt761]

Is Dr evil gonna use that guy as an escape Vehicle?

[JoshSource]

OMG i was laughing so fucking hard jeff! i have some serious catching up to do with your vids since i've been away. this is like a [more] twisted version of peewee's play house. i'm a fan.

i adore everything you do but i hope you find your niche and your tens of thousands of subs.

[Faustuss1]

Reported for animal abuse.

[IhaveNoCreativity]

I'm like ninety-nine percent sure that the cricket was dead when he found it.

[ItsDanQuayle]

I wonder where that 1% comes from? ;p

[cheeky57]

way better than the first. the first one willy came off like an asshole with no purpose this time he was hilarious. the cricket singing was funny too.ummm only thing is if you can make it louder hard to hear you, but way great job man.

[AkbarTheGreat]

I fucking love that theme song. And I liked this episode better than the last. <3

[insidethemusicbox11]

no, big willy can't be a real boy because big willy doesn't exist.

you only WISH you had a big willy :)

[brojoghost]

lol "only Jicketts"

[XxSoulRazoRxX]

youre so much better than this :P cmon get back to the old stuff!like the stories you used to tell!thoes were awesome; p

[azrienoch]

No, I'm not, but you may be. Thankfully, if so, there's a big grey button on my channel I invite you to press.

[hellstoocold]

yea dude just unsubscribe if you dont like the new direction of the show.

[speedyconkiwi]

Aww and I'd thought after message #1, you'd strip and stuff.

Such a disappointment : (

[boingsomeness]

You say "fucking crazy" like it's a bad thing...

[michellematkowski]

That Tea Time at the start and end is going to ear rape me while i sleep O_O

[GirlyVoice]

I dunno I kind of like big willy, but could get rid of that azrienoch guy?

[JACOI3ES]

i apologize for my shitty question, i never thought it would have been chosen, but i felt like participating, so i just chose whatever came to mind. But hey, thanks for choosing mine

[azrienoch]

lol, no, it was good times.

[MildManNerd]

Jeff, is 18 a persona of yours or just the voices in your head?

[azrienoch]

Voices in my head?  You don't hear him speak?

[dustinar]

the cricket..i mean "Jicket", looked like it was already dead...was it?

[azrienoch]

Yeah.

[dustinar]

ah k lol

and the "are you serious??" comment wasnt to you, it was to fidetecabraodemerda1

"You fucking murderer."

[MagnusIan]

PETA's gonna have a hissy fit when they found out you killed a Jickett! X D

[azrienoch]

Fuck PETA!  I'd kill another if I knew it pissed them off.

[ELStalky]

I have seen a lot of bad comments about PETA, why do people hate them, aren't they supposed to be against animal cruelty and things like that?

[mortusdominus]

They firebomb shit. Also against animal cruelty to the point of removing the allowance of humans to interact with animals to any extent. For instance they want to outlaw pets.

[azrienoch]

To me, they're just hypocritical. Penn & Teller did an episode of Bullshit! about them. Check that out.

[MagnusIan]

I love Penn & Teller: Bullshit! and yes, PETA is fucking retarded.

PETA:

Psychotically

Energized

Terrorists

Ass-Clowning around with their heads up their asses.

[CapitalFailsUsNow]

That and the "let's get naked to promote animal rights," is really cliche and silly. Maybe I am missing something?

"Alright, I'll stop eating meat now. IF YOU JUST SHOW US YER TITS!"