maz jobrani do like ghandi

[hassanak0]

LMAO



[LoveableSusu]

See when you say fucking Arabs, u do realise thy can tear u into shreds, do u better watch ur mouth fuckhead or I'm gunna be right behind ya. Don't make me racist towards u because I'm an iraqi Arab and I love people from all races.so shut up or I will go on my iraqi side okay dumbass?!

[IsmailaGodHasHeard1]

I bet they did get angry sometimes.

[fgdsjj]

Hahahaa, I love his stand ups.

[oddjobhokie]

he's a smart funny comedian!

[PersianWolverine]

oh yes.. 5 people are in ghandis family..

[PersianWolverine]

goo Iran !!

[Servalsrock]

Hold on to these sandals while I kick his ass. Lol

[Hrko1992]

LOL this guy is like a middle eastern dave chapelle version :D

[Wutwut1n1]

humans are gods

[Hrko1992]

@Wutwut1n1 yea we are, we are gods compared to other living beings and yet we dont act like gods. we act like animals

[dadapopa]

omg... humor is sexy :D he`s old and bold and i`m still like, yup i`d hit that XD

[behzad500bc]

the world is full of morons just read theses comments .

[manimalfully]

maz actually looks like Ghandi, hahah.

stupid brown persians.

[TheKourosh1990]

@manimalfully

hahah fucking arabs

the brown and nigger skinned are fuckign arabs

shut the fuck up ,

brown motherfucker arab

[Hrko1992]

@TheKourosh1990 maleykum selaykim my frend ;)

[CaligirlSofia]

@Hrko1992 huh?

[CaligirlSofia]

@TheKourosh1990 moronic racist smh

[TheKourosh1990]

@CaligirlSofia

lol



[h1imcam3r0n]

@manimalfully YA IGNORANT FUC GO SUCK A DIC

[MrFIREunleashed]

all right thats it the loin cloth is coming off lets go

[MysteryGardenProd]

If you seriously think, words matter when it comes to God, or when you die and got no vocal cords, then you are not looking close enough. Respect to everyone, even if different view, and just laugh :) Maz is funny.

[shilpinator]

LOOOOOL

[Reenie3692]

I can't fight you! I've only had two grains of rice today!

[Beomideiran]

your are the best man

[heyhaila09]

hold my sandals while I kick his ass!

[q8m09]

loool why are some of you debating the existance of god .. this is standup comedy enjoy it and keep your beliefs to your selvs plz ;p

[CaligirlSofia]

@q8m09

because when some people try to lower others for believing in God, they think they are superior and it feeds their ego, they need that once in a while at least, your right, those stupid debates should be elsewhere, people need to just enjoy

[denisebpowell]

@CaligirlSofia You can believe in God and not lower others. It's called tolerance.

[CaligirlSofia]

@denisebpowell your right its also called respect

[bluecobalt27]

hahaha

[studyboy2007]

rofl '2 grains of rice 2day'

[warero]

i am so tired ....had 2 grains of rice. lol

[haneend]

this guy is HILARIOUS!!! LOVE HIM!

[anus2200]

why dont u shut the fuck up u little kiddo.

there are one people, but dirty motherfuckers like u changes it, to religion like motherfucking islam or something.

go grow up and find out the meaning of life. or go suck dick on allah

[SpartanInfinityX]

you know allah literally translates as God in arabic right? its the same God as in Judaism and Christianity.

[ravenopeth]

allah is the name of God in arabic , and Elah means a God in arabic , where did u learn ur arabic ?

[SpartanInfinityX]

from my immigrant mother. im not an expert or a fluent speaker but i was just pointing out that its the same God in those religions....please correct me if im wrong.

[ravenopeth]

it should be that way , but the Christians for example believe in the holy trinity (the son , the father and the holy ghost ) they believe these three r one , which means they believe in more than one god , although they say these three r one , which is not the case in the Islamic belief for example

[jeninloveeeeee]

excuse me? christians don't believe in more than one God, we believe that God is made up of the father, the son and the holy spirit, which all together create one God. obviously you aren't christian so stop giving out false information.

[ravenopeth]

father , son and holy spirit = 1, 2 ,and 3

1, 2, and 3 don't = 1

[jeninloveeeeee]

we believe God is Him (the father), his son (Jesus) and the holy SPIRIT (not ghost). and I don't care if you don't believe that, just don't go giving out false information. but I think waht SpartanInfinityX is trying to say that whether you're Christian, Muslim, or Jewish and you speak Arabic, you called God Allah.

[saxophinc]

yea Allah is the Arabic name for God

[zbvvc]

lol god is 1 stop saying he has sons or mothers you just making it worse to your self

[spinboy777]

Not that I'm Christian but I do know one or two things about Christianity. And depending on what type of Christianity they believe in different things. Jehovah's witness for example don't believe in the father, son and the holy spirit if I'm not mistaken. Don't say that they believe in three gods, it makes you sound dumb and very uneducated, and since you are a person wasting your time believing in a god, at least know what you are talking about when it comes to the bullshit called religion.

[ravenopeth]

would u believe me if i said : once i was driving my car and then all of a sudden a huge river appear in font of me and blocked my way , so i stopped, and while i was thinking what to do , a tree fell down in the river for me to ride it and continue my journey ) ....... so do u believe me ? i dont think so ............... and u want me to believe there's no god and the world was created by a coincidence !!

[spinboy777]

If you want to criticize evolution that's your problem and please do so, but with some logical arguments. Science does not say it KNOWS, it has theories and they are based on observations and theories change all the time because we evolve (just as we are not the same now that we were 500 years ago). Your god theory says that it KNOWS everything based on stuff people wrote over 1000 years ago. We don't know the answers and I don't believe in a god, I accept that we don't know everything.

[irisgermanicaXX]

yes its 3 in one and represent GOD.

[ultradestruction]

Ilah means god, whereas Allah derived from Al-Ilah means "the god".

[i2tg]

hahaha no it is not allah is a one word that means god , if u remove the

''al'' the word is gonna be ''llah'' which is basically meaningless ,

i am an arab

[esso101]

You must be a really new Arab. I am an Arab, and believe me, even if you take more than those letters from the word "Allah", it still would be the same.

Think before you spread B*S.

[lbbmus]

@i2tg not really , if you think about it more you'll find that removing the a or al alta3rif will keep teh word : LILLAH or for ALLAH and really if you try all combination you'll find that it reference to God's name; for ex if you take off everything and keep h at the end or HO in arabic , it'll reference to HIS and you can see it in the aya; " Houwa ALLAHO la ilaha ila HO".

[DRm2mon]

stupid hehehe

[gsg831]

lol ok.. call yourself whatever you want guy u aint gunna do shit cuss iran just cut off your gas, youll all drown in a monsoon, not to mention u got small dicks and all the woman in pakistan iran afghanistan will beat the shit out of you, cuss they dont wanna fuck your little dicks. I love how some guy from india calls persians dirty LOL. Your not white.. the only white ones are desendants of iranians. Your so stupid. Go kill yourself. Peace.. i got no probs with indians just douches like u.

[HARExANDxGUU]

LOL

[crookcrow]

What this clown is saying?

[persiankittykat123]

hahaha GHANDI

[Youboob72]

That's hilarious. "Alright the loincloths are coming off. ...I'm so tired...you're lucky I ate only 2 grains of rice today."

[nowandzen7]

it's GANDHI......not ghandi

[kallikusta]

lol yay oda wise its somethign else :D

[Someone4592]

AHAHAH "here hold theese sandals while i kik his ass"

[instrument8]

haha :D

[14Jibbs14]

LOL

[LU4BABY]

DAT'S FUNNY

[andyforever2009]

you mean that is ?