Cereal Mascot Therapy Session

[007whitespy]

454 People got two scoops of Whup Ass.

[Xeire]

Looks like Toucan sam finally *puts on glasses* came out of the closet Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[aaron42cereal]

oh jezz, may third is my birth day

[constachugga]

i want 2 scoops of whoop ass(wispers in ear)ohhh....nevermind

[Hafwaffy]

I was wondering where Kellogg's was for a while there.

[jasonvoorheesfan606]

you want to scoops of woop ass XD

[2legit2quit40]

Why the hell is there always a SOPA/PIPA debate in the comments?

[fezanatior]

Why didnt the vampire just lick the tucans blood

[EmberQZ912995]

@fezanatior He's Count CHOCula... he eats chocolate.

[Reggo333]

MAY 3 IS MEH BIRTH DAY LOL

[Talha7815]

I will never look at froot loops the same way again.

[EpikRaikku]

You want two scoops of Whoop Ass???

[cruelscotty]

I'll rip your heart out and, snuggle it.

[UMPGamer565]

*Video blocked by SOPA*

Reason: Video contains profanity, Suggestive Themes

[Unor1ginal]

@UMPGamer565 do you pay attention to anything?

[UMPGamer565]

@Unor1ginal What?

[Unor1ginal]

@UMPGamer565 sopa is stop online piracy act so it wouldn't be taken down for profanity or suggestive themes, and if you payed attention even a little but more, you would know it was dropped.

[UMPGamer565]

@Unor1ginal Profanity is a bs excuse............Piracy is the real reason and it wasnt dropped it just lost a ton of supporters they are still gonna vote dipshit if YOU payed more attention you would know

[Unor1ginal]

@UMPGamer565 thats exactly what i said and if you thought it was going to pass, ever, you are missing some chromozones

[UMPGamer565]

@Unor1ginal Shut the fuck up 1. Its chromosomes you nimwit 2. Youd be suprised how quickly opinions change its up to their vote not ours

[UMPGamer565]

@Unor1ginal Maybe if you were smart you would know profanity is a bs excuse Cpt Crunch and them are Copyrighted btw they still gonna vote on it SOPA just lost aLOT of supporters dipshit stop trying to be a smartass and shut the fuck up

[95Kittycat101]

there goes fruit loops

[meckorocks]

FOLLOW THE NOSE!!!!!!

[thatrandomguy641]

lepercaun: ashamed ,sad its like their the smartest kids in the world

captin cruch: ider that or your the supides f**king lepercaun in the world lol

[DaneAKABigD]

YOU WANT TWO SCOOPS OF WHOOP ASS?!

omg i lol'd at that

[aliceelliot1]

It would be funny if the Cinnamon Toast Crunches started to eat each other.

[MatzeloxDD]

The Sun need pychatric help xD

[Ajjs87]

you want 2 scoops of whoop ass?

[aguy70]

count chocula: I vant my money back

[Trooper45a]

Cool! Its the breakfast club.

[aguy70]

@Trooper45a i get it

[wachter206]

I Am happy the toucan died i would have just shot him

[Nickythepickle]

Comment for the video- "either that, or you're just the stupidest fucking leprechaun"

[KingJake2000]

Either that or your just the stupidest fucking leprechaun

[TheAQWVip]

"Either that or you're the stupidest fucking leprechaun!"

[AVET87]

@z7h4q6iv93

he has depression

[Nickythepickle]

@z7h4q6iv93 he's taking... anti-depressant... things... drugs... things to keep him from suicide... u know... if he doesn't take them then he'll probably end up like a crazy psychopath with a mask on, or a corpse next to a tall 3-story building.

THE END

[AS5kickenmnky]

my childhood... you raped it... YOU RAPED MY CHILDHOOD

[Bottleburn]

"Either that, or your stupidest fucking leprechaun

[ellenfan1919]

Haha soo funny

[MrScallywag331]

That part with toucan sam wasn't needed, I mean really.

[habbokitty2]

@MrScallywag331 but hurt much? its just a cartoon dont take it seriously -.-

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1:01

[evilgarfield98]

Either that, or you're just the stupidest fucking leprechuan! XD

[giygasesnumber1fan]

poor count chocula ;~;

[interupters]

who is the bandit guy?

[briceislovable13]

have you noticed that alotta cereal characters end up stealing the cereal lmfao

[MrSMBRULEZ]

just shut up your childhood is not dead

[3ptshooter7]

Since when does A Fan insta- Gib you?

[Devilish2Gamer87]

lawl, 2 scoops of whoop-ass!

*snort* Follow your nose!

you know you just killed me right, died laughing. lawlR.I.P.

[supersalad10]

Where is that bee from the honey nut cheerios commercials?

[supersalad10]

Where is that bee from honey nut cheerios commercials?

[PointlessComedy]

lol tucan sam committed suicide.

[Curious2Dream]

I was thinking someone needs to make a Wikipedia article for this but apparently already someone has. wikipedia List_of_breakfast_cereal_adver­tising_characters In case someone doesn't recognize all the characters. Not sure if they still advertise the same way, or if everyone is going rap and telling girls to dress like whores.

[Nathannewtown]

This is funny as shit.

[fahy3232]

R.I.P TUCAN SAM

[TheGhettomaster1]

Just follow your nose! Lol!

[Fingernailfilms]

@batmanishere2093 no u ask why is he WAITING in the closet not why Is he IN the closet. there is a difference.

[batmanishere2093]

@Fingernailfilms FUCK YOUR COUCH

[TheTMSclayton]

"Follow your nose!"

[bitchingood]

Lmao! "It's the taste you can see."

[saphirecat7]

why... why was toucan sam IN the closet?

[batmanishere2093]

@saphirecat7 I ALREADY FUCKING ASKED THAT

[elpapicholu101]

Follow your nose!

[MineMurphydog]

@elpapicholu101 I always do... I always do...

[aguy70]

@elpapicholu101 splat!

[iamaruler00]

1:39 Ya want 2 scoops o' whoop ass?

[SusantheGamerGirl]

College Humer. Killing childhoods since 2005!

[bambikoda]

NOOOOOO TOUCAN SAM!!!!

[batmanishere2093]

Why was Toucan Sam WAITING in the closet?

[Illier1]

College humor is the 2nd largest rapist of childhoods, right behind Family Guy...

[iceyflames7]

@Illier1

And rule 34.

[TERI148]

WHOS THE COP AND ROBBER?



[Mario1370]

@TERI148 Cookie Crook and Officer Crumb watch the Nostalgia Critic - Top 11 Cereal Mascots and you'll find out more!!

[pato74512]

you want two scoops of whoop ass

[ShawnPatch]

TOUCAN SAM!!!!!!

that was probably the funniest thing i've ever seen

yeah im a sick dude

[DatStevenCat]

i asked someone if theyw anted two scoops of Whoop-Ass.

They said yes.

i punched them once.

the asked why.

i told them it was one scoop of Whoop-Ass.

I punched them again.

They never asked for Whoop-ass or Raisin Bran again.

[nebabc14]

"Mr. Crunch you're out of line" lol

[saphirecat7]

so ummm why was toucan sam in the closet?

[robotthunder500]

@saphirecat7 So he can

*Puts on sunglasses*

Come out of the closet!

YEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ashparrot5]

I love the 'hang in there kitty in the background haha

[z7h4q6iv93]

Do kids these days even know who most of these characters are?

[CyberLance26]

@z7h4q6iv93 Probably not.

Todays kids have probably never heard about most of the cartoon characters that used to be popular in the old days.

Except the ones that got new shows today like the Ninja Turtles, He-Man and Thundercats for example.

[brs121094]

college humor ruins more childhoods than a pedophile XD

[dondewan]

i like family guys better

[dondewan]

me too count chocular me too

[epicness586]

447 got two scoops of whoop ass

[airsoftpwn96]

you want 2 scoops of WHOOP ASS?

[XUndergroundManiacX]

The co co puffs bird sounds like Mickey Mouse.

[savemebarry92]

Lolol isn't the Bird from Coco Puffs Towlie? (x

[blackthunder365]

Why does everyone quote the video we JUST watched 5 seconds ago? And how do they manage to get top comment with no originality?

[funkyjj900]

@blackthunder365 because the world is losing its originality and we applaud plagiarism

[space13awesomer]

who else is European and cant understand not a single brand?

[ContemplateLife]

The Coco Puff guy sounds like Towlie from South Park xD

[woowoowoo926]

im gonna rip your heart out and snuggle with it

[TheSlate01]

wait why isnt there frankenberry they had count chocula

[Link57942]

Cap'n Crunch is a dick.

[BlueRoseLeader]

I will rip your heart out a snuggle it..... i wanna do that :3 happy earl valentines day

[TheSoloFrenzy]

There goes my childhood. Into the ceiling fan with Toucan Sam.

[DeadpoolvsSpiderman]

i lost it at toucan sam lmao!

[churules7]

the

coco puff bird sounds like mickey mouse

[BATMANFTW1000]

i want my money bak lol

[BATMANFTW1000]

i want my money bak lol

[Shenova07]

follow your nose into the fan



[dsy457]

Follow your nose!

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[56wb56a]

2:09

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[Starfox513]

u KILLED MY CHILDHOOD MAN its ok i dont like it anyway l3

[binkyboyiscool]

cocoa puff is played by a celeberaty but i can't remember what show the voice is from.

[binkyboyiscool]

@binkyboyiscool lol its micky mouse

[biOh4z4Rd1]

Rofl XD I'll rip your heart out and... SNUGGLE IT :D

[witchtaunter]

I didn't know that Duke Nukem worked for Raisin Brand..

[WaffleSP]

(snorts up some cocaine) Follow your nose!!!!

[dragonman8712]

The ending is fucking funny

[MileenasFloss]

What ever happened to those other two cinnamon toast crunch chefs?

[GriffinPilgrim]

@MileenasFloss Terrible things...

[Dracoboss98]

@2wingo IKR he's been trying for so many years and not a single crumb of trix!

[2wingo]

"I don't see why you don't just pinch it from the little bastards."

Cookie Crook makes a good point. With all they've put the rabbit through, I'd say he's earned it.

[kyliegriffen]

Childhood.

Poof.

Buh-bye.

Peace.

Fuck you.

[stephanienyc1]

FUCK YOU!!!! I'll rip your heart out and *spin spin* SNUGGLE IT!!! <3 <3 <3 <3

[Homemadegameguru]

What a way to corrupt our innocent breakfast cereal mascots. Good job!

[Tarrannamore]

ARROW TO THE KNEE. AM I COOL YET GUYS? AM I COOL?? I SAID ARROW TO THE KNEE SO I MUST BE COOL! I SAID IT AGAIN SO THAT MEANS IM TWICE AS COOL!

[4theboard]

@Tarrannamore i would have trolled but...

[TheCateon]

Pops would say: I see giants destroying my f*** and eat everything!!!

Theripist: lets comedown pops, now say there are no giants three times

Cookiewolf: I WANTS THOSE F***ING COOKIES! I JUST WANT TO KICK THOSE CHILDS ASS's!

[DreamGTS]

..man whata depressing bunch.

[Blackcomedy100]

follow your nose for the goody taste of chow's

[Blackcomedy100]

that is a good therapies with wonderful patients

[NuttyNut90]

You want two scoops of WHOOP - ASS?

[MrRedWaffles]

@NuttyNut90 Then he gets punched by a frog.

[m93samman]

LOL RAISIN BRAN

[MisterMortarious]

I didn't understand anything of this video, all I saw was the bird exploding...

[PanBelacqua]

Tony's adorable!

[TheGeoshark]

Annnnnd with that my childhood is ruined!

[CharlieSummthin845]

college humor kills a lot of childhoods lol

[ajone523]

@CharlieSummthin845 That's why they call it COLLEGE humor, not CHILD humor.

[Brandon40591]

@CharlieSummthin845 i was going to like your comment before i realized the likes equal up to 69. sorry.

[MrLarryorr]

where'd he get the crack!?

[davevem]

2 scoops of whoopass

[SarcasticSociety]

Toucan Sam came out of the closet.

[cam3r0nrock13]

reminds me of tht one bo burnham song...

[AbsolutVodkaCitronRE]

Follow your nose! *splash!*

Haha, best thing ever made since sex.

[Fellati0]

Anyone else see the "hang in there" kitten poster? xD I see that shit IRL all the time.

[turtle9633]

May 3rd is my b-day :)

[infernoeo]

Ya want 2 scoops of whoop ass

[FidiPaper23]

wow im on the weird part on youtube again



[fedexmoviesexspress1]

who wantstwo scoops of whoop ass

[EvaDeArmy]

The Coco Puff bird sounds like towlie from South Park

[xTheNIL8Rx]

lol at tony the tiger

[WHATMANGUY25]

Toucan-crack, Leprechaun-depression,Rabbit-A­nger Issues,

[Kingkirkreggaeman]

Hey may 3rd is my birthday

[KLMP14]

and theres no cure. The only difference is that no one feels bad for you wen you have it :P

[KLMP14]

Why is captain crunch there anyway? He doesnt seem to have any mental disorders, he's just an asshole. xD

And being an ass is more like an incurable disease than a mental disability. It's spread like wildfire across the world, it ruins ppls lives, ppl are often hospitalized as a result of someone having it (either the person who is an ahole or the result of their actions), it's easier to get depending on the enviorment one grows up and lives in, genetics can give one a predisposition to it, an

[MrTredBear]

WTF

[maju36able]

havent seen any of them in like 6 years

[epicness586]

441 people got two scoops of whoop-ass

[kg4yuv]

Two scoops of whoop-ass

[theskillexhibit]

A lot if hatred in the comment section

[deen1207]

lol toocam sam

[ctchampagne]

I never really realized how many of them there were.

[davidsdiego]

Haha, funny!

[MultiGamingNinja]

Whats up with the fucking pepto commercial?!!!



[BigBlueBomb22]

Follow your nose!!

[Originz73]

captain crunch is gangsta!

[theskillexhibit]

i just had raisin bran this morning

[JSkunk22]

Oh god, the taste you can see.

[fargeeks]

Haha u want 2 scoops of whoop ass?

[c1rcu1tn3rd]

i want lucky charms now