HALO REACH FAIL, A Halo Reach Parody

[lolqwerty144]

Wtf the last bit lol

[TheRickrollerhater]

Wait a second... Namekians don't have a penis!

[waffleblog23]

Loved the red guy and the macho grunt was hilarious

[recon0503]

LoL look left at 0:46

[gokugunner13]

FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! LOVE THAT

[scratchmybut1996]

Your buns are mine

[tacontento117]

at moment 1:9 there was don kinkon :)

[toneo41]

spartans! tonite! we dine ! in olivegarden!

[frickthat1]

I laughed so hard that.....I peed a little. :{

[geel7benftw]

I love halo not only cause its a great game but I beleive it has probably the most friendly community :)

[MrGeel7ben]

@geel7benftw agreed :)

[ultacat92]

@geel7benftw I got betrayed for weapons , called a turd for using a pistol in a dmr fight , was told I had sucked eggs , and got my body tbagged

[Nooblyte]

0:42

Dude, how does he die just by being grapped in the 'buttocks'?

[NotificationReceived]

0:34 his crotch plate is blueish steel, then at 0:36 it becomes pink

[NaturallyAHoss]

no top comment. heres my chance. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC­CCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[RobertAniFreak]

1:31 HAHA!!! Ahhhh jokes on you cause Namekian's don't have a penis XD

[Fr33xkakorot]

like if u like emiles sad face

[Yoyogio123]

@Fr33xkakorot Fucking like whore



[Flamingbob1]

No top comment my time to shine. I'm gay.

[shadowmadness213]

Nowadays those aliens are teabaging

[Michaelabra13]

Awwww the little grunt is so cute 0:57

[TheOkamiwerewolf]

green person: you can smack them with ur dangalang

picolo: Oh yea (kills all the aliens with his dick) XD

[SnakeJones11]

MY BUTTOCKS! SPARTANS MY BUTTOCKS!

[pokemonbattlertom]

LOL emile

[CrysisBlaze]

And I thought i'd seen it all, but now people are being raped over energy swords? oh god... :D

[sonicgold25]

This sums up the last firefight game I played.

[MASTERCHI33F117]

0:57 that grunt is so awesome!!!

[ransferd]

lmao donkey kong!

[EricTheConqueror825]

umm i call rape

[jamcky13]

Of course the sword one would be by a girl, figures

[BonjourGuysBasement]

THIS is wat this wouldve happened if you were hi in reach

[iPLAYhaloNOTcod]

Om nom nom butt cheeks

[ChevalierofBlades]

@Multi18only lol

[MrLiamBean]

YOUR BUNS ARE MIEN!

[Multi18only]

Emile..A Coward????  Bullshit!

Cat...A Whining Useless Piece of Shit???? B.... no, wait, that is true.

[poopoounicorn]

Better than Robot Chicken

[TwittSoup]

wtf was this, i dont even

[MBhalo]

that video has quite a bit of ass rape

[1xXcoolioXx1]

newgrounds has the funniest shit i swear!! lol one of my faves is metal gear awesome :P

[filipe4game]

jadfadfadf

[filipe4game]

1- Go to cc

2- Put audio on

3- Play the video again...

[DerpyCatfish]

FAILO REACH

[ShockedPython]

KINDA BAD THIS IS HORRIBLY WE ALL GONNA DIE lol

[banner1458]

<:'c

[camtbone96]

Donkey Kong?

[XSuperNinjaExtremeX]

1:50 very disturbing for the visually impaired and may cause gaysos to masturbate or so....>_> pedophle yet diturbing

[izATRzi]

This video is pretty accurate about what happened...

[STICKSOLDIER21]

1:10 Is that Donkey Kong xD

[SOVIETWHALE]

UR BUNS R MINE!!! LOL

[xxxANGLEXBABExxx]

1:50 umm, scary much!

[masterchief5679]

0:06 if i had a mouth like that, i would be able to fit twice as much food in my mouth

[MrDeathCookies]

1:49

[MrLiamBean]

"Your Buns are mine BLARGG" XD

[asianpimp09]

you can smack all of then with ur dick XD

[RationalPhyco666]

I like how Piccolo's in the screen shot at the very beginning of the video.

[Themingemoblie]

0:58 OH MY G4WD HE'S SO CUT3!:DXD

[killou74]

Spartan 1 : OH GOD, THEY LEFT US HERE ! WHAT WE MUST DO ?

Starfox : DO A BARREL ROLL !

[jamcky13]

You Brutes! No We're Elites and Donkey Kong!

[KlTTYFAT]

LOL.

Hawhawhawhaw we gonna make ya squeeaaal like a peeg.

[creepercraft100]

i hate the last part D8 i am scarred for life............for the 15th time.

[Micodragon160]

The sword one is gay

[jamcky13]

@Micodragon160 Wasn't that the point?

[Michael291TheGreek]

WTF IS DK DOING AT 1:09?

[bbbrain123]

@Michael291TheGreek Parody on brutes

[FrostyEdge98]

0:37 Why do Reach dont have those Gravityhammers

[gameramaproductions]

yay for the elite 0:07 0:49 1:12 :D

[TheTrickster626]

Sp-Spartans! MY BUTTOCKS! MY BUTTOCKS!

Your buns are mine !

Yurlalbalbalbalbalb

[DarthVid116]

your buns are MINE!

[bubble13255]

eat harty

[TheZangoose1]

lolz spartan my bottocks 0:46 and a elite epic face

[animemangamt368]

....I ..uh.... wah?

[demon1010100]

WE GON MAKE YA SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TheHawker56]

HENCH GRUNT FTW

[KnIgHt2203]

SPARTEINZ!!! MY BUTTOCKZ!!!

[ChevalierofBlades]

@scalextrics1000 Eye egree tootally.

[ChevalierofBlades]

@TeamxXBL Why Are They So Angry?

[TeamxXBL]

@ChevalierofBlades Because I Capitalize My Words?:/ That's It. Sad Aint It? :/

[scalextrics1000]

@AculticFly this is YouTube no one cares bout capitalization or punctuation. We can WRIGHT HOWER WE LIKE!!!

[malteman5000000]

i love your vids gonzossm

[TheRealFuzzyfrogman]

Cuz you can smack em all with yo dangalang

[MegaFacepuncher]

Anyone but me notice Piccolo at the very beginning?

[DukeNukemFl]

1:36, your welcome

[RevnantSoul27]

puase at 00:42

your welcome

[AgentHardbuckle]

Bloodier than the dead space video :D

[LightHeart1120]

@alienmyth543 pause @0:43 you'll see the grunt

[sora2211]

D.K...

[3VERSONxxx]

Your buns are mine! blagablagablagablagalalblaga

[diamonddust97]

Your buns are mine!

[fishcaiks83]

0:16

The fuck's that comeing from his butt?

[whitewolfofthewest]

I gonna make you squeal like a pig <3

[scalextrics1000]

Im just going to say this but I'm on TeamxXBL side. Not AculticFlys side. Plus what name is AculticFly.

[TeamxXBL]

@scalextrics1000 Thanks Bro!;P <3

[NinjaFaceGames]

that last part of reach was so epic

[xXKaithevampireXx]

<:'C

[kydary]

AMILE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!1

[killer527full]

that ass aaaaayee

[TheOMGcat1001]

BUTTOCKS!

[SuperBBmovies]

<:'(

[Born2DieAnAU]

1:04 no Carter, that's an Elite..

[Beashtyness]

Your buns are mine

[VoidTroopiez]

DK lol

[lemon00blob]

"you brute! you brute! you filthy brute!!"

[cheeze9000]

Hebe. I gust said "old bean"!

[cheeze9000]

That was both mentality scaring and funny. Good show old bean.

[Killaxi21]

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[dudecanner]

Please make more videos like this!

[SwagginBoy]

YOUR BUNS ARE MINE!

[Stinkmasterk123]

0:48 Derp

[Jimmcake]

1:39 This is what happens when rednecks play halo.

[Rice0Meat]

Did anyone see donkey kong LOL

[alienmyth543]

the little grunt was so cute

[PinkiePiethePyro]

@alienmyth543 And he's saying Shut up

[warriorwolf777]

@alienmyth543 Grunts are always cute :3

[LSDPR0DUCTIONS]

piccolo gon' smack em all wit his dang-a-lang!

[Corbmoe]

the thing is.... you don't have to change anything in halo to make it a parody :)

[legoclaw14]

in that day forth all covenant and donkey kong were all asseater ;D

[XDANIELXXANIELDAYX]

lol



[sonikana]

click 6 manny times

[sonikana]

0:25 faaaaaaail! spartans didnt have something called hell, it was called... something... fuck

[Dogyphil]

This is suprisingly acurrate

[samsherberts]

Deliverance!

[gobin678]

Your buns are mine!

Argrgrgrg! o3o

[Scarofthepath]

Is that Donkey Kong at  1:16?

[robotcow28]

"MAMMA!!" reminds me when i was a kid and use to get the shit kicked out me :(

[mcpottypants9]

Dem nipple

[warlockbgunz444]

0:07 ZOIDBERG!!!!

[TheRussianDuck]

Awkward momment when one of the top comments is someone who puts capitals in each word c:

[ZorroTomas94]

Donkey Kong?

[TheWaaaazza]

dont wanna knowwhat happend to the girl

[InsaneDy]

0:41 Epic LOlz

[multiskelet]

Akward moment when on of the top comments begins every word with a capital letter

[Dobedy]

who else googled 'toss the turtle'?

[dwarfking45]

well were boned

[BattleGir]

Were going to make I'm scream like a pig

Ahahahahah

[90blunts]

Wait a minute were there only one spartan left behind or was that just a plot?!?!?! lol

[Phunx7]

0:46 Zoidberg?

[Bluraycooldog]

LOLOLOLOLOL

Subed.

[monkeyslaye]

Wow really.. GMC Sierra commerical is a 30 second no-skip one.. Fucking never buying a GMC vehicle, that's for sure.

[TeamKayoTiic]

What is Donkey Kong doing there??? 0.0'

[rabidm0ng0se]

subbed!

[Jangofet587]

i like the part at 42

[AquaGh0st]

Meanwhile Noble six is masturbating...

[WolfAnge23]

my buttocks my buttocks >.<!!!

[screamoneverdies]

On his helmet ":c" xD

[EonTheBeast05]

did picolo...just crush people with his dick?

[rebornl]

dont drop the energy sword

[PaigntonGamer]

I don't remember George's buttocks being that big.......... Not that I checked at all :3

[BlackEyeBoo]

that is the cutest grunt ever!

[femstora]

1:04 is that what i think it is or did jorge have a chocolate bar in his pants?

[TheAgol07]

Donkey kong ?? 

[Awesomegamer9]

YOUR BUNS ARE MINE RURURURURURURRRRRR!!

[TeamxXBL]

Awkward Moment When The One Of The Top Comments Is Someone Who Cant Spell Pencil.

[Kitteh1337]

@TeamxXBL AMWTOOTTCISWCSP!

[TeamxXBL]

@Kitteh1337 What?:L

[Kitteh1337]

@TeamxXBL All of your words made into one :D

[TeamxXBL]

@Kitteh1337 That Is Some Interesting Shit. :L

[AculticFly]

@TeamxXBL The (awkward?) moment when one of the top comments is from someone who can't use proper capitalization or punctuation.

[TeamxXBL]

@AculticFly Why Dont You Fuck Off?

[AculticFly]

@TeamxXBL There you go again.

[TeamxXBL]

@AculticFly Someone's A Fanboy.

[nardic15]

@AculticFly I know how annoying improper grammer and spelling is but why bitch about it. There's so much of it nowadays that just giving one person a hard time wont solve it. :(

[AculticFly]

@nardic15 I understand that. Though he was calling people out on how they can't spell "pencil", and when I call him out, he flips a shit.

[Bolazer]

@TeamxXBL Awkward moment when one of the top comments has every word capitalized :O

[TeamxXBL]

@Bolazer Sorry Grammar Nazi.

[Bolazer]

@TeamxXBL So you're saying that you can insult anyone you want without looking like an idiot, but I cannot? Once again you make absolutely no fucking sense.

[AculticFly]

@TeamxXBL There you go again. Capitalizing every word.

[TeamxXBL]

@AculticFly There You Go Again, Fanboying Me Trying To Make Yourself Look Funny. Do Us All A Favour Go Headbutt A Fucking Nail. Because Frankly This Is The Internet Not A English Essay I Can Type However I Please. You Can Read What Im Writing Easily. Its Just A Biggger Letter Infront Of The Word Over And Over. Quit Moaning You Little Runt.

[TheAssassin646]

@TeamxXBL Someone is getting a little bit sentimental here

@TheAssassin