2 Chinese/Asian Girls Fighting Over The Same Guy - Subtitles

[SoCyurious]

omg lmao!



[touahmed]

what the hell is Hiro?

[bloodyapple888]

The guy should never go out with either of those girls...

[ZakkSal]

"look she's got a tommy gun" LMFAO

[ZakkSal]

this made my day

[NewageDork]

She's got a fuckin' tommy gun, she's a keeper.

[thebassiskickin22]

lmao it sounds like 2 babies having a pointless argument if you dont watch the video

[NEWxBLACKxPANTHERS]

The fuck did I just watch.

[AqwDarkestPrince]

Lmao bro that was funny as fuck. She gets shit threw at her and he says LOL! XD Thumbs up :P

[hamtarro1]

haha at the end when the girl throews a drink at her i hink she burst my ear drum haha

[bassNelectronics]

He should just get rid of both of them

[mzChocoSensualHedbob]

‘She’s got a tommy gun’….looool

[NiHaoStanley]

Oh my gosh, the ending LOL

THAT ONLY HAPPENS IN THE MOVIES OR T.V!

[TheOd1313]

is this 90210?

[gosoccer100]

ROFL LMAO THE MOST DESCRIBABLE WAY OF ESPRESSING MY FKING LAUGHTER....................:(­)

[gosoccer100]

This looks like something from a chinese T.V. show hahahahahahahahahaha.....XD

[MadaOOS]

Its so funny at the beginning hes like: "If i just ignore her maybe shell go away" lol and the line about hiro from heroes lmao!!!

[TheDaveturton]

iv got a tommy gun.....awesome Andy!!!



[destinystruth]

LMFAO, the sub titles are so far off that it makes it funnier 

[Faroskalin]

Don't underestimate the power of a jealous bitch.

[DubbleTakes]

Troll traslatation HAHA

[iLkkerr]

zuahahhahahaa

[HackxNippon1]

I'm pretty sure the guys name is Erin. xD

[mysyzygy0501]

comedy gold

[xiaoyang7]

HAHAHA

[keithlemon2010]

haha "he told me you were a maniac and used to shit the bed"

absolute pisser :D good stuff man

[M4rKd4Sh4rk]

UGLY GOOKS !

[fredguysalt]

love the translation, true or not, I don't know but it is funny as fuck. great job

[AdamForExample]

hahahahaahahahaha

[puremind]

lololol its funny cuz no one ever accused the guy of cheating on both girls, they just assumed that the girl was the shopping bag was a jelly ho

[markhorneyuk]

WTF PMSL

[sonaya62]

wtf they saying ahhahaah??

[chickenballs9110]

" i've gone and dropped my glove now" hahaha

[UnitedKorean]

HAHHAHAHAHA

[FollowBaneFTW]

Why do I love this vid so much? xDDD

[Vi3tSn8x]

not sure if the shit part is right...

[LastCalltoBoogie]

I don't know but there is something sexy about this Asian girl going off on him.

[Gilstar12]

Wtf hahahaha I like

[ladypishi]

LMAO

[MusiqNju]

Sh*t gift xD

[dregz13]

LOL toommmy gun!

[kaozra]

hahah love it!

[samuuuke]

2:29

[XxXcutiexbunnieXxX1]

xDD

[TheSukairah]

the girl with the shoping bags has my vote.That skirt won me over. XD

[SuperShasta16]

why didint no body stop them what the dont have ears?

[Qzzia1313]

wow

[Melodiya100]

I cant seem to find the subtitles for this...><

[NiHaoWoJiaoYang]

Freaken cantonese people. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

[CanerLegacy]

last part is the best :)

[shooter10073]

Funny

[watanabe757]

I don't shit my bed....  p

[outernettboy]

@watanabe757 you maby shit under the pillow XD

[doranos]

I am chinese and translations are %100 true.

[hollowslayer95]

LIKE A BOSS!!!!

[aMILoCusT]

TOMMY GUN LOLLLLL AAHHAHA FUCK GOD HHAHAh

[SuperSlickSkillz]

Ha Well that made me LOL :D

[lillelaps]

chin chao tsu ping pong chineese mothafuckaaa! a wanna see kung-fu :D

[15KAE15]

Spanish Movies: Asian Level

[buzzy0016]

i root for the girl sitting.the girl standing up is a bitch.

[jiahkong96]

this shit funny

[Csimiami171]

HAHAHAHA, truly hilarious dude xD ''I've shit myself now, help me'' LOL

[gingerboy200]

"He said you were a maniac and used to shit the bed."

best ever

[OnlineBanger12]

Oh no she didnt

[klavo818]

All i heard was ching tang long wong tong ling lang yoshinoya!!!!

[KyoKoRedButterfly521]

The end = LMFAO

[alexei1996]

hahahhahahahahahhaaa..........­.....  idont understen

[TheDynoSoar]

This actually still happens?!?

[KZWolf]

The ending soo priceless xDDDDDDD

[NoShameShudup]

made my day!!!!

[TheLegendOfZeldaLu2]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! :O

[philockalips]

just like pokemon....lol..

[theuglykwan]

What a loss of dignity. lol

[joseluix0]

hahahahahahahahahhaha perfect translation!! I speak perfectly... japa... chinese and that's exactly what they are talking about!! Your awesome dude, i laught so much!!

[Dfly3st]

lmfaoo " u shit the bed" DF? LOL

[Chuckychuck12345]

Lol

[Chuckychuck12345]

Post this in facebook lmfao

[TheIkawatay]

One of the best translations ever!!!

[MrJUSTL337]

I lost it at the double sneak attack! HAHAHA!

[L0v32run]

Hahahah wtf

[dcos5]

ting bui chinggg dawwww.....con mo fri jun jin yaaaa

[tonycl568]

i don't know what the hell they are saying, but it's funny as hell

[girlzrock44]

hhahaha I would really like to know what they were fighting about

[2561305]

"he loves me, and i've never shit the bed!"

[FuIIOfFaiI]

I guess psycho ex-girlfriends exist in every culture.

[moltar22]

RETARD STRENGTH!

[zunzun6555]

Wow....This Camera Man...is a pro stalker

[KirstieXoXo]

 It's like a real life Korean drama!

[KirstieXoXo]

HAHAHHHAAHHAH this almost made me shit the bed myself!

[MrUlutraman]

rich girls are the same everyone

7 bags on her hand, consume till you drop baby

[picicdelico]

hahahhahaa

[kelvinjiro]

HAPPY ENDING =))

[WangoReads]

lol tommy gun xD

[TheKoodude7]

I see why he dumped her lol

[thebigAah]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[ShowAlanLuo]

i have retard strengh and i will slap you

[omegaphoenix6]

your Translation is totally off

[leftajarandy]

@omegaphoenix6 I think it's your sense of humour that's off pal....

[starguard]

@omegaphoenix6 I admit the translations are WAY off, but you have to admit that they are funny as hell :-D

[mossman2012]

hahahahahaha omfg 1:31 he told me u use to shit the bed ahahaha

[SheThaBoss]

looooooooooooooooooool

[janeblow80]

awwwwww

[thekingofoakland]

LMAO, the subtitles are fucking GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2007killa]

IM DYING!!!!! LMFAOOOOO

[andreasbluesify]

whata high pitch sound she got... beware mariah carey... lol

[TokyoMetal777]

These girls really know how to pick a winner...

[TheMoua07]

damn.....he is too hot for the nerd girl...

[leftajarandy]

I'd like to say an extra LOL to the guy who just (apparently) translated all of this then posted it as a string of comments.... removed. hahahahhhahaahhahaha my translations are correct for the purpose of this video.

[KramerPacer83]

The pause and yell at the end was what made me laugh! XD

[kabbapp]

TOMMY GUN! TOMMMY GUN! LOL

[hotthizzle77]

where they serious?

[jtt180]

oh noo it stops at the most interesting point :(

[fishbaitor]

I just loved the delayed reaction after the water throw. Classic hold me back move.

[JayselThe]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLL

[iSardae]

ROFL!! Love the ending! Fricken hilarious!

girl1*splashes water*

girl2: O_O................LAFGN HFGELKJHGRUSDTFAWERXCJASDG!!!!­!! D8<!11

[MGBandit75]

2:28 "I'm melting! I'm melting!"

[TheNativebeauty09]

i so needed the subtitles... it was great thanks for the laugh

[zoraanderic]

LMAO, i cant stop laughing, the sub titles are soooo funny, who cares if they are correct or not. This is hillarious

[HellaRima]

lol oh, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE REAL THING BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS

[Hem3fiction]

that was an interesting first date, im sure both girls made an impression

[SOSization]

omg i died laughin at the subtitles hahahahahahaahahg choiked on me toke

[FunnWolf]

that was terrific )))

[nessabear72]

LMFAO, i really hope those subtitles were real , they were funny AF.

[atticuzz89]

lmao, i love these

[Kyrojii]

I laughed when she went chun li in the end because of a cup of water

[daughteroar]

I shouldn't be watching this. They'd do it anyways though. Hooray for youtube.

[jacciesantii]

This is one of those moments where i wish i would have taken chinese as a second language .. cause damn it-- i want to know what is being said ...fml

[Apvatar3000]

lol the funniest chinese video I seen so far! lol!

[jprsdas]

hahaha the ending subs haha

[JMGutierrezH]

I understand what they're saying and your subtitle are so damn funny !! i cant stop laughing !! hahahaha good job man

[SelenaGomezFan11219]

LOL! LMFAO!!!

[SelenaGomezFan11219]

LOL!

[WikiDota]

LOL @ END, RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neotokyomedia]

lol

[Azelf3]

haha tommy gun I can't stop laughing.

[viewlessdwarf0621]

"i have retard strength!" i died laughing.

[fluxuploll]

TOMMY GUN!!!

[lightbum]

love how she throws the water and runs away like a pussy

[Sickusmungkys]

a cup of water can turn chinese girl to a Monster !!!!!!!! beware

[ruideng111]

fucking hilarious subs. that guy must be rather embarrassed

[ExquisiteSwagga]

She actually sounds like she is saying tommy gun lmfaaaaoooo...omg i cant stop watchin this shyt

[ExquisiteSwagga]

lmaaaaooooooo.....omg....so thats the quickest way to piss an asian off huh? throw a cup of water in the air...lmao....

[mushmushangel]

why is no one stopping this foolishness...i mean i wouldn't either but dam.

fucking hilarious

[sssssssschoi11]

hahaha now everybody knows in the restaurant who shits on the bed.

[sssssssschoi11]

Now everybody in that place knows who shits on the bed

[sssssssschoi11]

hahaha now everybody knows in the restaurant who shits on the bed.

[listonification]

Haha, funny,

[winrx]

haha Four eyes looks like a Chinese version of Daphne form Scooby Doo....

[jonosnumber1]

That deserves a sequel

[Zoden27]

the chinese women thats standing up looks like a gold digger

[satsukizama]

lol im so glad i understand cantonese, these girls are so funny.

[PunkZeusRock]

Video, priceless. The commentary, fucking spot on!

[NymphetamineTR]

2:29 i pissed the witch off!

[az093022]

she calling her ugly look at that fancy looking girl damn she ugly

[allhailSTEWIEGRIFFIN]

the subs makes this hilarious

[KieshaJ55]

I LOVE HER SCREAM AT THE END!! AND SHE WENT AFTER HER!

[hotwhire]

If they were black this vid would be filled with racist shit.

[shadowzach00]

lol

[KrazeDiamond]

I only clicked on this for the standing girl with short skirt and nice legs~~ ;D

EPIC at the end XD

[ALYEFalmedwahi]

Fuck that translator. haha... but, its pretty funny thou. haha..Thumbs up fo that shit.

[Theonewith1nose]

lol this si funny

[MultiChidoriRasengan]

omg this is so funny!!

[noobstah123]

TOMMY GUN! TOMMY GUN! :D

[Skyetfai]

this is so hilarious....

[XpLiCiiTMedia]

These girls are the biggest fails ever =)

[BOSSNIGGA65]

That was pretty excellent at the end. lol

[AlwyzRoom4MoBooty]

whole time i was waiting for the girl sitting down to stand up and be like, "EFF YO SH*T" BAHH

[AznSwat]

sub is SO FUCKING FFUNNNY

[monkeyman99ish]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA lolz lmao

[the0918ronniechris]

that sexy girl is REALLY ugly than the glasses girl!!!!!

I hate her!!!!!!

[64spenser]

Absolutely fantastic. Jealousy and women equals bad mix.

[amunra666]

she;s got a tommy gun bitches dont fuck with her

[linda7amuda]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so funny

[blaby4ever]

god created heaven....mmm and everything else wuz made in china lol

[heavymetaldude31]

It amuses me to see Asian girls fight

[iTakashii]

HAHAHA! This is funnier than the real video

I've been showing all my friends and my brothers hahahaha

[leftajarandy]

for those people who are struggleing with the video and keep posting "the subs are wrong", I think you need to take a look at yourself and asses your sense of humour.

I bet you watch Monty Python's Holy Grail and get the face on because "they aren't using real horses, they're just banging coconuts together"... the real subtitles to this video are BORING, it's just your run of the mill yawn yawn arguement between 2 ugly people and a really weak lad.

[BedStuyBro]

@leftajarandy Dude, don't mind the haters. This shit is genius. I laughed my ass off.