Hatate's Bakkoi Murder Case 【 English Subtitles 】

[Archide100]

1:09

ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWAAA

[xxwolfwoodxx1]

@Archide100 holy shit is that kaiji?

[MaEligosAkane]

Erika Would have a nice fight with her....

[grantiestick]

0:14 for mysterious phrases that are somewhat hard to understand.

[Hanyuuuuuuu]

she should be in umineko, as soon as she said at 1:26 "your messing around" with the whole pointing, yep umineko

[leksuli]

1:05, what is that?

I mean, I have seen something like that in the game Owata's life ending adventure (the hardest game on the internet)

[xxNd3r3LLaxx]

OMG she took a photo of me at the end!!!

[leopold621]

@xxNd3r3LLaxx Me too, but I gave her the finger! XD

[MrBrerfalque]

LOL, SHE SAID FUCK YEAR?!

[SpongeMarioette1]

1:24 Objection!

( Or in Japanese, Igiari!)

[AwsomeMeikoSakine]

When she says "paparacci" its bad English it is "paparazzi" though....

Thought I'd get dat straitened out >3<

[Curbeh]

@AwsomeMeikoSakine That was "straightened" months ago.

[randomstuffandus]

She should be in death note, that would be interesting!

[Tsanalretentive]

o.o She's just shooping pics at the end, yet she disses Aya for making up stuff.

[skarmark1]

1:08 creeepy looking face XD

[runedude65]

Holy shit, this made more scence without the subtitles!

[2345Rabbit]

this is how i act when someone steals the last cookie

[karsten69]

OMG Kaiji face. 1:10 Kaiji ultimate gambler.

[CristalFighter]

So Aya just messed up with a spell card and died?

Hatate is sucha pro detective ;D

[DeniedGrox]

@CristalFighter Well, at 1:31 , Aya jumped up and a spell card fell down her head. o.o

[DeniedGrox]

@CristalFighter Whoops, I meant 1:28.

[TallestOfDoom]

You could probably re-write the entirety of pheonix wright with touhou characters XD

[geckorus10]

I'll tell you what REALLY happened in the newscast at the start:

Eirin was up too late working on medications, and passed out while carrying one

Mokou got tranq'd by Kaguya as an act of revenge (and shenanigans)

Kaguya stayed up until 6 in the morning again. and fell out of her chair.

oh yes, and shortly after Hatate made the newspaper at the end, she was stabbed to death by a very angry Rinnosuke.

[TheSonicblur]

man how I wanted to see yukari's ass

[InzuDraRagna]

Hataers gonna Hatate

[ColdChaos1236]

I really love that "Kaiji face" .. :D Laughed so hard xD

[htarreva]

(Late at night Hatate receives a text from a person whose name is unfamiliar to her)

Text: (owo) Heeyyy~~ Nice yellow cellphone you got there~~~ (OwO)Can I have it?

(As she tries to text back. a dark figure appears behind her)

(When she notices and turns around its too late. The scene goes black)

(Hatate is found the next day laying unconscious in a pool of blood)

(Beside her body, Hatate wrote on the ground in blood "Neru")

(Hatate's cellphone is nowhere to be found...)

[YoYoKirby1]

bakkoi! ♪

[msh11201996]

Wait a minute. I thought people die from the BULLETS in the spellcard, not the spellcard itself... THERFORE, THE CULPRIT IS YOU! SHAMEIMARU! Unles, of course, it's not a spellcard and it's those charms. Then it'd be Reimu.

[chelseafcrocks82]

@msh11201996 Some characters, most notably Reimu, shoot spellcards.

[YoYoKirby1]

@chelseafcrocks82 All Characters... Shoot Spellcards -_-

[chelseafcrocks82]

@YoYoKirby1 Most of them shoot bullets, but Hina, Reimu and Kanako are among those who shoot the spellcard/amulets.

[YoYoKirby1]

@chelseafcrocks82 They use spellcards when they are at a curtain point of health.. Bombs are used by those, which are also spellcards.. dude... If you go into any of the games besides 6 and 7 theres a spell card capture system, where when you capture an enemys spell card "via dont use bombs or lose a life" then you capture the spellcard and are able to play it over and over again

[chelseafcrocks82]

@msh11201996 Oh wait, oops ^^ you already said that =P

[hedgehogsamurai]

@ 1:10 KAIJI.!!! awesome

[akazukincardcaptor]

My favorite Touhou vocalists are (in order): Remilia, Hatate, Sakuya, Mokou & Flandre. ;D

[FleyBlademode]

i still dont get it the pantie have nothing to do here LOL

[TheTiniermeAddict]

@1:15-1:19

They based that part off of Detective Conan

[Curbeh]

@TheTiniermeAddict I'll take your word for it

[TheTiniermeAddict]

@Curbeh its from Detective Conan opening 8

[Curbeh]

@TheTiniermeAddict Cool thanks. I'll add it to the list

[Z666ful]

1:09 WTF!

[NettoTakashi]

Wait a minute...WHO'S dead?? Eirin maybe...but Kaguya and Mokou? Those two are immortal!!

[ShihoMiyanoHaibaraAi]

1:17 Conan Opening Koi Wa Thrill Shock Suspense, Conan's pose !!! ^^

[Skittyism]

@ShihoMiyanoHaibaraAi Yes! I love this video pretty much entirely because of that.

[AzureCROSSword]

Photoshop!!!

[RMD00]

Hataters gonna hate

[Yorina1Angel]

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[KrnSilverWolf]

Hold it! You're still alive!

Aya:..AYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA­YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAYAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[SuperKawaiiTeam]

On toho wiki it said hatate didnt like aya's paper cuz it was overly exaggerated and that her newspaper isnt like that. This song proves that wrong! Yukari's face during the panty flash would be killed for!!! :) no lesbo intended

[Shmarah43]

OBJECTION!

Tenshi, I didn't think you were like that.

And Yukari... RAN, WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO LOYAL LIKE THAT? U KNO YOU WANNA SEE TOO.

[3moYurichi6561]

???YoukixRinnosuke??? Has the world gone mad!!

Random Person:No. Its just Hatate.

Me:Ok then

[Lost77]

Uh... Can someone tell me what "Bakkoi" means? Or is it just an exclamation?

[catasplurge1000]

Is she taking pictures and then changing them? I mean Ran does that all the time but still.

[Derlunia]

@DeFragGrenade

NOT SO FAST!

[shinkukage09]

Pretty sure she's saying Paparazzi at the end...

[Honyakusya]

@shinkukage09 Well yeah.

[fuzzyfurfriend220]

Lol, Ace Attorney reference. I often wonder how many lawyers actually scream Objection that loudly in a court of law.

[GreenyCookie]

@fuzzyfurfriend220

None xD



[ShihoMiyanoHaibaraAi]

@fuzzyfurfriend220

True, Ace Attorney, but there is Detective Conan reference to her pose at 1:15 - 1:21, 1:17

[pokedexdestinyshadow]

who dunn it?

[ilikebleach02]

She Found Youki!!!!!?!?!???!?!??????

[KiraHunter12]

1:35 LOL, she's usin Photoshop

[DJstagen]

Phoenix Wright point is completely neccesary when doing anything, even ordering McDonalds....

[DeFragGrenade]

I think this is the first time the actual truth showed up in a Gensokyo newspaper.

[MrLegend0331]

1:28 reminds me of Phoenix Wright.

[DeFragGrenade]

@MrLegend0331

I OBJECT.

[234Spotman]

Oh, when you watch this video, at the end your like "Oh no!" Cause your about to be used for something baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Example, Ran. See what I mean? Run. I mean it.

[SirGord]

@234Spotman Well, in all fairness Ran DID deserve her just desserts... let's just consider it her punishment for her inner pedophile.

[234Spotman]

whats onshaa?

[Honyakusya]

@234Spotman variation of yossha... probably...

[234Spotman]

@Honyakusya which is? (is dumb and doesn't know anything)

[YellowJacketNinja375]

ace attorney, much?

[TABsk]

Finally someone subbed it.

/bow

[Manonthe3up]

1:31 Rinnosuke has a lot of Tengu (parody of Tenga, a masturbatory tool in Japan) on the shelf...

[DisorderInOrder]

Hehe nice vid I finally know what she sayin' :) but she says "Fuck" really? Sweet some one wanna comment here or send me a msg saying how to say "Fuck" in Japanese. -side note- I know Hiragana but not kanji so send in Roman-ji or Hiragana thnx to whom ever helps me out! ;)

[fluffyglobz]

@DisorderInOrder Fuck if fakku.

[SirGord]

... I think she's singing "paparazzi" instead of "paparacci" at the end? Unless "paparacci" has some sort of special meaning.

[Honyakusya]

@SirGord It is paparazzi... but I left it as paparacci, just 'cause... I guess

[KBCanimations]

@Honyakusya well its part of her accent though so its ok to leave it like that

[lordslifer666]

@SirGord its paparazzi, but in japanese you say paparacchi

paparazzi would be something like paparassshi

[TheCrimsonVanguard]

FUCK YEAH! A case!

[pikachuchu1000]

@TheCrimsonVanguard its YEAR X''D

[Esupanitix]

@TheCrimsonVanguard *YEAR

[snowyarticuno]

So Bakkoi is Batchikoi

what is batchikoi

[Honyakusya]

@snowyarticuno

バッコイ＝バッチコイ＝バッターこい

Bakkoi=Bacchikoi=Come batter (Or I guess swing batter-batter for the English equivalent )

[xxpaygexx]

Bakkoi! Bakkoi! Onshaa!

[jamesbondkid2001]

This whole song is sung using Japanese teenage-girl jargon. Now in modern day America, it's hard enough to understand our OWN teenage-girl lingo, much less that of a foreign language.

Made even worse by the fact that it's all being done by men on the internet, who's closest relations to teenage girls is probably seeing them at a store in passing.

All that added together makes for one incredibly difficult-to-translate song, despite people's best efforts to try. :P

[Honyakusya]

@jamesbondkid2001

Mostly internet jargon and memes... but that doesn't make it any easier lol. I'm sure there are women in the group though.

[jamesbondkid2001]

@Honyakusya There are no women on the internet~ 8D

*shot for meme referencing*

And internet memes are just as hard to translate, I'm sure. The Japanese probably have no clue who "Leroy Jenkins" is, among other things XD

[DarkFMAChibi]

@jamesbondkid2001

Nope I'm right here, a girl in the flesh on the internet watching this video and commenting as I am...

[cpawesomeness99]

Because with a keen eye for details, 1 Truth Prevails. Sorry I just HAD to say that lol

[Shintear]

@cpawesomeness99

With a keen eye for details, 1 truth prevails. And with a keen imagination, that truth is distorted and mass published by the tengu. And as we know, our resident tengus are well known for both...

[Hakakuno]

I like how Hatate used photoshop.

[ConnorTod]

1:08 I can't remember what that's from...

I know it's a pun, but I don't know what.

[Honyakusya]

@ConnorTod Not really a pun, but a parody from Akagi

[mizukiyay]

Foiled Again! 1:28

XD

[Kyaksa]

epic XD

[abcdefg7890]

meshiuma=schadenfreude

[iLikeKFC111]

Paparacci?

[JustSivert]

finally someone subbed it in english. thank you.

[krawky398]

Kyahaha, guess that's the advantage of knowing Japanese, you get to sub the songs first. Great job for an awesome song!

[tomitanoshii]

Yay translation! thanks! watchingなう