"you're a senator. You're one of the very few people who are really running this country. It worries me that people are running my country who believe in a talking snake"
Wait wait fucking wait Did the guy at the vey beginging say "this is where jesus will come down and end the world and save al the people"? how the fuck does ending the world save anybody?
If you believe in Creationism, It pretty much means your retarded, I attended catholic school from the 4th grade, until the time left to collage; and I can assure you, not even nuns believe in creationism !! I quote Sister Barbara "many of the stories in the Bible are not to be taken literally" also having spent 14 years of my life surrounded by people of faith, I have concluded that religion in general and the notion of god are laughable and archaic...
well, actually, some scientists say we all descend from one woman, be funny if the bible was actually right on us being descended from 2 people, would explain fucking alot.
@sso937 That shows no real understanding of how evolution works. A positive trait develops that gives an advantage to those with that trait - that trait spreads through population. Then another trait develops, etc..
'We all decend from one women' Implies evolution happening massive single leaps, which is just not what happens.
An example of this is that homosapians and neanderthals had been on different evolutionary tracks for millenia, then got together and interbred.
More primitive cultures were constantly at war - as opposed to this civilised culture we live in today? That fat Texan needs to put down the donuts and get out more and see the world. Ignorant, self-righteous moron!
If the tornado ever missed the church in alabama I might wonder but God always wipes out the church too so now I say if he hated the church goers then what hope do I have with him?
just an observation, but the symbol of those who really run this world is right behind this guy when hes speaking... not for nothing but the reality of life is that we have no clue of what is real and what is not... science is real... understood... but hope and belief is real too...... all i am saying is there is a mason symbol behind this dude thorugh his whole bit... i dont fuck with him anymore... oh and organized religion is a fraud... God is not... thanks... all books were written by man...
Jesus Christ!!! Im a graduate student in a little university in new mexico...and i FUCKING more qualified than ANY of the state Representatives to hold office. its FUCKING maddening.
I would not hate religion so much if it didnt have the power to rule and destroy the world, no one is more likely to destroy everything than someone who believes they are getting eteranl peace and happines after
Christianity — The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
@chaincells Me too, and I live in Texas. I can't fucking stand it! Let me put it this way.....I have a gay dad and EVEN HE is a "Christian"! WTFUCK?!?!
@chaincells Well to blind Americans who think god chose America over ALL other countries do really believe that... Until they see a group of occupiers coming their way...
it is completely horrifying that the people who control our lives believe in this rubbish.....grow up, grown ups with imaginary friends are fucking stupid!!!
@bkdesign5010 Many don't, they just pretend like they do to gain appeal with the masses, and to seem as if they have a moral compass and compassion for the common person. Most are hypocritical as fuck.
your dead right... most of the time its just a front so that the general populous believes them to be a good person and as you said to have a moral compass...the truth is for most of them their moral compass is so fucked up I'm surprised they can find their way to the front door!! two faced control freaks that want nothing more than to control others...
@bkdesign5010 Constitution guaranties a freedom to choose what ever you want to believe in. It's basic civil right so believe or not, but do not call stupid people who don't think as you do. There's a name for people like you and that is fascist, so when you start Forth Reich remember when you kill the Jews, to kill the rest of believers :D:D Loser
@bojan86 Fascism? fascism defines a dictatorship/group who represent nationalism. Fascism is no different to a religion as they are all about forcing ideas & beliefs on people in order to gain control. Believers? please enlighten me to what it is that you believe in...talking snakes? people walking on water? Loser? A loser is someone who doesn't have the ability or creativity to look past the general consensus of the "herd", try asking original questions to arrive at genuine answers. Loser!
@bojan86 If you believe in things you can't verify by any means whatsoever because of a 3,000 year old book, you're fucking stupid. Also, learn what a fascist is before you use the word again. Idiot.
Think deeper. Or the people on top are smart, fake their religious beliefs just to get votes from the stupid masses, and also in the process control/use them and TADA! Atleast thats what I would do.
"You don't need to pass an IQ test to be a senator!" What an idiot, how did that help him.
TriggerFingers225 4 hours ago
Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons (Acts 10:34)
Rybot9000 1 week ago
the only stuff in the bible was the things that were discovered. Why didnt god say it was round?
RajahDat96781 1 week ago
Loved it. Thanks for posting. Keep fighting for our brains.....
vedder530 1 week ago
Jeff Jeffries is God.Praise him.
Zodist 2 weeks ago 3
HE IS SO FUCKING GREAT !
Greetings from germany.
Nightfighter74 1 month ago
Nobody actually knows - we'll find out when we die! A 2000 year old story book with so many unexplained faults has failed to convince me!
thehoff1982 1 month ago
even though it's off topic but you should have kept in the bit about pandas
CareFreeWherever 1 month ago
13:00 OMFG!
"you're a senator. You're one of the very few people who are really running this country. It worries me that people are running my country who believe in a talking snake"
I laughed till I cried.
TheRide4pac 1 month ago 2
Wait wait fucking wait Did the guy at the vey beginging say "this is where jesus will come down and end the world and save al the people"? how the fuck does ending the world save anybody?
TheGreatHeroKing 1 month ago
If you believe in Creationism, It pretty much means your retarded, I attended catholic school from the 4th grade, until the time left to collage; and I can assure you, not even nuns believe in creationism !! I quote Sister Barbara "many of the stories in the Bible are not to be taken literally" also having spent 14 years of my life surrounded by people of faith, I have concluded that religion in general and the notion of god are laughable and archaic...
TheSkypirat 1 month ago
I love how Bill tried not to laugh at "indigiously".
Assdafflabaff 1 month ago
14:24 RIP headphone users - fair warning
Lilaan 1 month ago
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someonezmom 1 month ago
well, actually, some scientists say we all descend from one woman, be funny if the bible was actually right on us being descended from 2 people, would explain fucking alot.
we are all inbred idiots.
sso937 1 month ago
@sso937 That shows no real understanding of how evolution works. A positive trait develops that gives an advantage to those with that trait - that trait spreads through population. Then another trait develops, etc..
'We all decend from one women' Implies evolution happening massive single leaps, which is just not what happens.
An example of this is that homosapians and neanderthals had been on different evolutionary tracks for millenia, then got together and interbred.
neverfearchrisishere 1 month ago
@neverfearchrisishere well, i was just joking, but thanks for the education :) (though i did read the same what you said in some science mag)
sso937 1 month ago
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CameronWasmund 2 months ago
13:20 "You don't have to pass an IQ-test to be in the senate, though. *Stoner laugh*
I'm out of words...
FoxvoxDK 2 months ago
@FoxvoxDK I know! I started laughing... Like wtf. It scares me that these people like this run this country.
MCSKeelar 1 month ago
More primitive cultures were constantly at war - as opposed to this civilised culture we live in today? That fat Texan needs to put down the donuts and get out more and see the world. Ignorant, self-righteous moron!
leomcallister9 2 months ago
If the tornado ever missed the church in alabama I might wonder but God always wipes out the church too so now I say if he hated the church goers then what hope do I have with him?
baxtar2012 2 months ago
13:18 - 13:30
Classic moment. Look at his "Oh shit!" face when he thinks back over what he said. LMAO
1TheLoneWolf1 2 months ago
Jim Jeffries. Gotta love him.
HeartBreak2291 2 months ago 2
Hilarious! Freaking briljant...
Fruitjoy13 2 months ago
Who else thought that the guy calling God a boob sounds a bit like Steve Smith from American Dad?
HeavyWeaponsGuy1231 2 months ago
@HeavyWeaponsGuy1231 it is, hes a comedian
andlyndav 2 months ago
Have you traveled to our next galaxy? NO. I didn't even went to moon.
fuckayatollah 2 months ago
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fuckayatollah 2 months ago
Evolution is not something you have to believe in, its something you have to understand.
chriss0008 3 months ago 100
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TyeDye07 3 months ago
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@chriss0008 THATS THE TRUTH!!!!! ALOT of creationist dont understand that though
TyeDye07 3 months ago
Just "organized" religion?
eskrod1 3 months ago
indigiously???
big1gangsta2clink 3 months ago
just an observation, but the symbol of those who really run this world is right behind this guy when hes speaking... not for nothing but the reality of life is that we have no clue of what is real and what is not... science is real... understood... but hope and belief is real too...... all i am saying is there is a mason symbol behind this dude thorugh his whole bit... i dont fuck with him anymore... oh and organized religion is a fraud... God is not... thanks... all books were written by man...
Diligent4real 3 months ago
"If God does that, then God is a boob"
I love Jim Norton.
liamsmith90 3 months ago
Jefferies Is Great!
sicmyde 3 months ago 2
good video but should have some Stanhope ! hes THE man
deewhyelayin 3 months ago
Great compilation! Sharing!
zeldaofarel 3 months ago
There is a National Guard add to the right with a soldier holding a bible.
AmericanCritiquer 3 months ago
doesn't include a lot of things... RAPE...
Togmot 4 months ago
O&A, Family Guy, and Jim Jeffries. You have my number, sir.
Bill Maher not so much... :/
Alufear 4 months ago
Not all theists are assholes, just the ones that try to press it on you.
Davwilshu 4 months ago
We need to stand up to religious bullshit before these idiots do some fucking shit with 21st century weapons. Think about it.
vashcerom 4 months ago 40
@vashcerom indeed the retards should be excluded from politics if you can't think properly and believe in stuff u've never seen
thebeaterz16 2 weeks ago
GOD IS A BOOB !! most brilliant thing i've heard ever!
hanoek 4 months ago 2
Absolutely brilliant video!! Religion destroys more than it builds up. It dumbs people down, and makes them impervious to reason.
MrBeauGator 4 months ago
Love this!!
caridyer13 4 months ago
jesus this and jesus that, blah blah blah
FUwogs 4 months ago
THAT SENATOR IS JUST PLAIN STUPID
WOWWWW
NO WONDER THE ECONOMY IS LIKE THAT WITH PEOPLE LIKE HIM WORKING FOR US
Johnandvanessa 4 months ago
Jesus Christ!!! Im a graduate student in a little university in new mexico...and i FUCKING more qualified than ANY of the state Representatives to hold office. its FUCKING maddening.
zarthered 4 months ago
MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE!
madjimms 4 months ago
@madjimms Moses drink = mountain jew = mountain dew!!
wackydan74 4 months ago
@wackydan74 Its from the Latin, Dingetta!
madjimms 4 months ago
are these really the kind of people running the country im in?
Narutonerd001 4 months ago
This video is awesome
It pretty much sums up everything. Religion is fucking stupid.
Oh, don't get me wrong you religious people out there, I don't hate you. Just like I don't hate mentally retarded people = Religious people
MrMicrocompactsystem 4 months ago 4
@MrMicrocompactsystem stolen straight from Jim Jeffries, i like your style ;)
neverscared92 4 months ago
@neverscared92 lol yup :P
MrMicrocompactsystem 4 months ago
6:43 to 7:07 that is the best point anyone has ever made when it comes to religion.
Sabre809 4 months ago
Favorited.
andlyndav 5 months ago
Cant argue with any of that. Yet there's so many brain dead people that do.
walshwheels 5 months ago
I would not hate religion so much if it didnt have the power to rule and destroy the world, no one is more likely to destroy everything than someone who believes they are getting eteranl peace and happines after
deathman1021 5 months ago
Ahhhh Americans and our fairy tales lol. Our country needs to wake up!!
RTKFilms 5 months ago
whats the song at 11:16 ?
madreus 5 months ago
@madreus "I Ain't Supertitous" by Jeff Beck
andlyndav 5 months ago
lmao @ "no one would care if 3000 rapists and child molesters got hurt in a flood"
areyouquitemad 5 months ago
3:40 for the fun
rlm1993 5 months ago
i love the senates's peter griffins laugh @ 13:24 and then right after piece of family guy episode :D what a retard guy tho, feel sorry for america
H3llZ0n3 5 months ago
Small minded folks still go by the misunderstanding that evolution is the same as origin of life and the beginning of the universe. Stupid.
THE0GUVNAH 5 months ago
Guy in the red tie = douche lord moron lol
MindstormRecs 5 months ago
Christianity — The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
MrTruthAddict 5 months ago 9
@MrTruthAddict lmao how can people actually believe this shit they (theists) are so retarded and they don't even know it
8joeb 5 months ago
@MrTruthAddict you have a hell of a story going on... you should write a book, oh wait...
iheartnonamejane 4 months ago
Always makes me laugh when people say 'America is the greatest country in the world'.
chaincells 6 months ago 23
@chaincells Me too, and I live in Texas. I can't fucking stand it! Let me put it this way.....I have a gay dad and EVEN HE is a "Christian"! WTFUCK?!?!
123BenThere 2 months ago
@chaincells Well to blind Americans who think god chose America over ALL other countries do really believe that... Until they see a group of occupiers coming their way...
BarronInsightFawkes 1 month ago
2 people would believe the earth were to be flat if they read it in a book.
b0sox04 6 months ago 2
I was 5 seconds in and read "Organized religion is horseshit" and clicked favorite
andlyndav 6 months ago 7
Also, Senator Pryor it is "literality" not "literacy"
Craigipedia 6 months ago
there are so many more atheist than i originally thought !
can we please have a new survey/ poll of atheism in canada/ the rest of the world.
and to all other atheist in the closet please come out !
ZooYork258 6 months ago 2
family guy is fuckin moronic. ruined what could have been a masterpiece.
CreepX 7 months ago
@CreepX blaspheme!
Craigipedia 6 months ago
@CreepX
come on thats a bit rough.... i think family guy does a great job of making religion look ridiculous!! haha
bkdesign5010 5 months ago
What a fucking idiot! These "people" have the audacity to call themselves educated and enlightened. BULLSHIT!
bootneckbonz 7 months ago
God is a boob! Haha
bootneckbonz 7 months ago
it is completely horrifying that the people who control our lives believe in this rubbish.....grow up, grown ups with imaginary friends are fucking stupid!!!
bkdesign5010 7 months ago 108
@bkdesign5010 Many don't, they just pretend like they do to gain appeal with the masses, and to seem as if they have a moral compass and compassion for the common person. Most are hypocritical as fuck.
FrosDOwnz 5 months ago 4
@FrosDOwnz
your dead right... most of the time its just a front so that the general populous believes them to be a good person and as you said to have a moral compass...the truth is for most of them their moral compass is so fucked up I'm surprised they can find their way to the front door!! two faced control freaks that want nothing more than to control others...
bkdesign5010 5 months ago
@bkdesign5010 Indeed. Sarah Palin was doing practically everything she railed against publicly. These kinds of people sicken me. >.>
FrosDOwnz 5 months ago
@bkdesign5010 Constitution guaranties a freedom to choose what ever you want to believe in. It's basic civil right so believe or not, but do not call stupid people who don't think as you do. There's a name for people like you and that is fascist, so when you start Forth Reich remember when you kill the Jews, to kill the rest of believers :D:D Loser
bojan86 5 months ago
@bojan86 Fascism? fascism defines a dictatorship/group who represent nationalism. Fascism is no different to a religion as they are all about forcing ideas & beliefs on people in order to gain control. Believers? please enlighten me to what it is that you believe in...talking snakes? people walking on water? Loser? A loser is someone who doesn't have the ability or creativity to look past the general consensus of the "herd", try asking original questions to arrive at genuine answers. Loser!
bkdesign5010 5 months ago 2
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bkdesign5010 5 months ago
@bojan86 If you believe in things you can't verify by any means whatsoever because of a 3,000 year old book, you're fucking stupid. Also, learn what a fascist is before you use the word again. Idiot.
lormendi 4 months ago
@bkdesign5010
Think deeper. Or the people on top are smart, fake their religious beliefs just to get votes from the stupid masses, and also in the process control/use them and TADA! Atleast thats what I would do.
termineger 2 months ago
"You don't have to pass an IQ test to get into the Senate"
Brilliant.
groenschoen 7 months ago 140
@groenschoen I love the slow realization face he makes.
signedlongint 6 months ago
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theFforlife 5 months ago
@groenschoen hilariously tragic..
big1gangsta2clink 3 months ago
@groenschoen Sigh. That's my senator. Fuck this country.
FOXGEAR92 2 months ago
13:21 omg >_< so glad i dont live in america.
keglimp 7 months ago
@keglimp I envy you.
slickrick9009 6 months ago
@slickrick9009 :P
keglimp 6 months ago
11:05 bahahahahha
keglimp 7 months ago
oh yea!!!!!
drayzoenyc 11 months ago