OPSEC NAZI

[MSCHOPP1]

Learned my lesson! Don't call out anyone. I think its way more dramatic for the ones your callin out..lol. i won't call out anyone on opsec again, people get so sensitive. If people just followed the rules in the first place lolol.. funny video.

[angelica81diva]

lol

[AthameMorrigan]

This is why military wives aren't allowed on my fb. I only have two and that's because they don't spaz! Trippin! So funny but so true.

[swiddison1126]

So freaking funny! I ticked someone off a while back calling them an OPSEC Nazi. Seriously, it's not anyone's job to sit there monitoring every little thing other girls post. Chances are whoever is posting whatever KNOWS what she can or can't post! Some of these girls are SO paranoid!

[KrissyLizzyB]

I literally just saw a girl on facebook say something about "please remember OPSEC rules" hahaha

[NightSilk]

"Wishes I lose the baby" LMFAOLMFAO!!

[TheRakkwifey]

AMEN thank you for making this

[Kcmamacita77]

That's what you married!! Love this video :)

[MrsAngelaDenney]

This video MADE MY DAY :)

[thenextkg5]

Wat with this fag and military chicks

[JessicaDean3]

This is sooooo true!!! hahahahahahaha. my hubby also agrees! lol

[marylenex727]

lolol i do exactlyyy what you did at the beginning of the video when my boyfriend calls me hahaah. freakin love yaaa

[thatperfectwifey]

lol. wow. I've pulled the OPSEC card on ONE person because he put "in 43 days i'm going to.." & i forget what part of afghanistan it was . -.- but i've seen wives pull this and it's like -.- stop it. this did make me laugh though.

[TommyzGirl0218]

laughed at this the whole fucking time!!!! you are right on the fuckin mark with this shit!!!!

[pretdaymado]

"your face is a opsec violation" HAHA! to funny ^_^

[SamiiNicole0310]

I about died at 1:34 bahahahahahaha

[jeskuhisfetch26]

hahahahahhahahhaha!! this is so true and so funny!

[Thorobasset23]

bhahahha...I LOL everytime, I see this one! LMAO

[ReviewQueenTV]

Hey my name is Stephanie Johnson lmao!!!! I would never do that shit hahahahaha!!!!!!!

[KristinCarranco]

LOL!!! I said a month once and had like 3 facebook friends say "OSPEC rules" me...lol.. they were a facebook kill!! lol... hahahah

[paratrooperbmf]

Ahahahahahaha. I respect OPSEC for the obvious reasons, but this was HILARIOUS!!

[reneemichelle3]

Omg.... this really happens too! Wives are embarrassing... oh wait I'am one. How embarrassing :(

[gabayliscious]

for some reason I would like to see "Stephany the wife of a US Marine, go off the pregant woman lol"

[mcamacho07107]

Chervony*

[mcamacho07107]

Omg, wives like this not the hell out of me, you are too funny Chevrony! Love all your videos.

[giggler609]

i'm a usmc fiance and i found this to be absolutely HILARIOUS!! hahahahaha

[shannonsims13]

"let me put a heart symbol so she doesn't think i'm a bitch" HAHAHAHA

[StormyGoddess]

My husband is coming home in X amount of days! (And no that isn't Roman numerals)

[MrsJessicaHetzel]

That is SO what a Marine would do too. Hahahaha. They are so mean! lol. I am married to one so I am allowed to say it.

[Cyndane]

LOL I love all of your videos!!

[thisishell13]

"private sergeant major" I lol'd. Great vids.

[emwi23]

LOL at the end! your so cute lol!

[megaman0811]

im sorry but whats opsec

[Cyndane]

@megaman0811 "Operational Security". The rest of the definition is on Google search.

[MoraHinamori]

XD i think i almost crapped my pants watching this.

[misslissaloves]

OSMW

overly sensitive military wives... -.-

[Shirraz87]

You.Are.Awesome!!! Gosh, you know how it all works. Haha! I loved this. =P

[rainnken2000]

All this OPSEC crap makes me laugh, especially from the gung ho newly weds with their HOOAH after every post, lmao! The insurgents know everything we know anyway. They could probably tell you which seat on the plane your husband is sitting on. My husband tried to tell me in code when he was coming back but then I read it in the local paper,lol.

[EstrellaStar101]

lmao! some girls are too dramaticlol.. Good job Chervony! :)

[IAmARandomPerson466]

1:34

OPSECCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!

[aseabeessweetheart]

Chervony- i just want you to know, that your videos are seriously making my life alot easier to handle! I'm in the middle of a deployment (proud seabee wife hoorah) and I watch your videos and share your videos daily!! keep up the good work!!!

[betsymarlene]

i LITERALLYYYYY laughed out loud during the whole video ! both my husband and his brother joined the marine corps, and his wife went crazy after i posted a status saying that i finally heard from my husband and that i couldnt wait for him to get home next month. oh she almost ate me via facebook! i always say that these things happen out of jealousy ... this was just too damn funny...

[StormyGoddess]

My husband (who is actually in the Navy) is laughing his ass off at this video. He loves your videos Chervony!

[mjpeters193]

"She needs some dick in her life" lmao

[sxynavywife6229]

lmfao..These broads are so annoying! I hate when they try to throw opsec out about everything! I once had a girl write me and tell me that putting where we are currently stationed is in violation of opsec. Im like wtf? are you serious? wow..thanks for the video! too funny and true!

[slee2012]

OMG this made me laugh so hard. WELL DONE.

[diapersandacus]

Hahah while I do think that it is important not to give out the exact date and time of your husband's (or wive's) flights or movements or anything, I know WAY to many wives who think they are the law when it comes to OPSEC. Jovan, once again you never fail to make me laugh.

[karissakonfidential]

hahahaah! i know WAY too many of these types of wives.

[MrWilsonres5]

what is spouse???

[CornishPixie1991]

@MrWilsonres5 A wife/husband

[roddyp15]

@MrWilsonres5 Really? go google it!

[GodsMasterpiece22]

Your so hillarious!! lol. I love your videos =) The ending with you singing was PRICELESS. Super funny.

[kriskillaz1]

Private SGTMAJ Talking ahahahahahaha

[meganbell25]

LMAO!!!!!! :D I HATE OPSEC NAZIS!!!!!!

[MissTeenageNothing]

Reckless...she's getting reckless :D

[trappednwndrland]

Bahaha!! I HATE people like this!

[GrandAmChickGt]

Love it like all ur videos

[jamielynn629]

great i love it... let's educate a hoe LOL

[Celesteoferyndor]

I freaking love you! you make my day.

[SandraCheree]

WOW! And I thought I was an OPSEC NAZI! lol I am nowhere near that bad. I only comment about exact dates or an exact number of days... and I have yet to have to call anyone... lol

[lgalvez3]

So I am reading the warning at the top of the video at the beginning of the video and I am wondering how this would piss off the FRG/FRO... SMH if they think that its mocking OPSEC in general, they are seriously stupid. The video is meant to be funny. We all know the imnportance of OPSEC... I can post "He's coming home inX months, X weeks, X days, X hours..." And I would love to see how someone thinks this is an OPSEC violation LMAO. Too funny, LOVED your video Chervony! 2 THUMBS UP!

[mgt51]

what is an opsec violation idk what that is

[Jovan14606]

@ThePlaintiff08

Lol I had a feelling because those questions and the tone was very dead to piss me off lol

[TankersWife1021]

Lol I love this. Im an OPSEC nazi but I am not that bad but damn that's like an OPSEC hitler. Or would it be OPSEC westboro?

[IPerez92207]

You are too hilarious!! Love this video!!

[Thisbe21]

Let's educate a hoe! Haha, made me laugh :)

[jpob85]

Lmfao

[navywfcasey]

I have come across a couple wives like this in my day!

[alexavasquez1992]

lol waaat?

[Jovan14606]

@ThePlaintiff08

Ah, I know what you're doing lol

[00Riga00]

Thumbs up if you finished the song at the end! Haha.

[00Riga00]

Lol. The "call" at the first reminds me of mine and my hubby's calls. HEY, oh wait...BYE. Lol. You have that SOOO right. LMAO @the roman numerals!!!!!!!

Gah. The things I would do to hang with you for a day!! I bet it'd be a blast.

[Jovan14606]

@ThePlaintiff08

Google these questions or ask a recruiter. I removed all my BMT videos because of questions like this. I knew the answer to all those questions via Google. If you didn't find any, search hard or go to a AIR FORCE DEP page on Facebook and ask there, so many people there are willing to help.

[StormyGoddess]

Roman Numerals! LMAO!

[melody2104]

WELL! Lets educate a HOE! 

[D3vilD0gXIII]

lmao 

[jessicaann14]

hahahahahahahahaha!

[TandeeBuff]

omg! i know a girl that is just like this!!!! ahhhhhhhh toooo funnny!!!!! i bet her eyes buldge out the same way!!!! love this i was laughing soooo hard!

[iXtreme360mods]

tas loko pal carajo!

[lovelyvamp18]

Sooo is her name Chelsea or Stephanie?? Lol. This was hilarious!! Britt showed it to me and we were both dying laughing!!!! XD

[Jovan14606]

@lovelyvamp18

I made a mistake with her names, but lets just assume she so OPSEC that she goes under different aliases :D

[WPHSBandGeek]

lol i noticed the name thing too

[megabunnydeath]

Marine Navy... private sgt major.. XD

[misstaramcmahon]

lmfao!! this was freaking hilarious!! xD

[FireproofEMT]

OMG LMFAO!!!! I needed that laugh SOOO much =] (I love how "he" couldn't even keep the branch the same lol, and then called the husband.)

[SecretDisaster3]

i almost fell off my chair laughing at this...

one of my neighbors reported me every time i mentioned being lonely and even when i put up the homecoming banner on my house. she was so paranoid that she actually took a picture of my banner to show to the remain behind command. she claimed that since i had my banner up for the whole city to see i was putting all the husbands in danger of attack.

[helenschizophrenia]

hahahha! "at least give her some dick, she need some serious dick in her life!"

[EmCas08]

haha too funny i loves it!!! lol... "your face is a opsec violation." lmao!!! :D

[SweetSpiritForever]

"Your face is an OPSEC violation!" LOL!!!

[ladymorose1990]

OPSEC!!!! *crazy ass eyes*

[rainnken2000]

This is freakin fantastic! Never laughed so much in my life! Just had a fight with OPSEC Nazis on facebook. Little newly weds telling me a long time Army wife about OPSEC rules, lol. You're a fantastic comedian, keep it up !

[Jovan14606]

@CadetLudt

Classic case of a OPSEC Nazi. Mixing paranoia with actual regulations.

[girlyj88]

hilariously awesome!

[USMCBaby2011]

funny thing is thats how I reacted every time I did get a phone call from my husband, even when we were together for week,s we were long distance because I was away on the other side of the country for college and I was pregnant - but it is hard to keep OPSEC sometimes with family

[TheMcM0nster]

i just looked for your channel for the last 3 days and when i FINALLY find it, youre amazing and hilarious air force bmt videos are gone :( lol o well.. youre videos are still hilarious

[HeartChibi]

OMGGGGGGG ROTFL

[pnuo1]

LOL this iS REALLY FUNNY….. just what i needed to see… keep up the amazing work… =]

[benjaminsmommy0106]

lmao needed a good laugh

[mixerjason]

Hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahah­ahah. God have mercy this made my day. I like the fact that you can be real in your videos.

[Naval334]

Btw your video editing is getting REALLY entertaining haha. Love the nipple rubbing... Made my nips as hard as big dick husband.

[Naval334]

"This was based on a true story I made up." LMAO.

[skylarnaydansmommy]

HIlarious but so true!!!