The Turkish Banana Wars

[tempac91]

BAhahahahahaha! Great video and the music is hilarious!

[3RiCh0hMaN3]

1.take a deep breth

2.think of someone you like

3.press f10 5 times

4.send this to 5 youtube videos

5.look at your background

[apo443]

turkush banan cumhuriyeti maymounisdan

[1915HayFedayi]

Great video! Hahaha...

F*CK TURKEY

[ArabianInnovation]

Sorry but Turks 0wn!!!

If Kurds are so powerful you'd think they'd have their own country???

[AtaturkIsRenaissance]

ROFLMFAO fucking armos and kuro kurds, TURKS are your religion, you worship Turkis yarrak, you sleep with Turk and wake up with Turk. YOU ARE FUCKING OBSESSED WITH TURK!!! EAT YOUR HEART OUT CUNTS

[antiope11]

I really like this video.. you know why?? because it shows the Turk for what he really is.. stupid , gay and paranoid. Someone should open up a shop in Turkey selling dildos names Kemal... the Kemal dildo made especially for men! they would make a fortune lol

[RaterXPrince]

hahaha stupid turkish mongols....fuck em'

[bauan18]

kurdistan

[KingToads]

Nice vid.

Fuck Turkey.

[HyeFedayee13]

lmfao

[TURKSandAZERISareGAY]

hahhahah dumbass turks

[Metallkrieger657]

Can't have no loose bananas in Turkey. It brings the monkey out of the mongolians. That is funny

[erixthonios]

lol that was hilarious

[MindOfKosovo]

Funny. Tesekkürler :)

[HyeBro14]

Great !!!!

Great Video. Come to think of . . . hmm . . . Vigilant Turks did not fall into the trap.

Turkey is Saved !!!

Lets have a baklava and rakkie.

Love the video

[jnfakaros]

Can't have no loose bananas in Turkey. It brings the monkey out of the mongolians.

[Mhayai1]

Oh! RxFinalsolution still alive ? LOL ! he's right about one thing ! Everybody fuck him ! LOL ! Greeks and Turks both !

[RxREV0LUTI0N]

A message to the Civilized World:

Everybody join the fight against Greeks, Greek Racism, Hellenic Nationalism, M467Neo-Nazism

Everybody from Turkey fuck my dirty ass. Grey wolf cocks are prefered

[ArgeadPlc]

A message to the Civilized World:

Everybody join the fight against Turkish Racism, Turkish Nationalism, Turkish Neo-Nazism, Turkey's Grey Wolves, Turkey's Deep State, Tukish State-Sponsored Terrorism, turkish islamic extremism & fundamentalism, Turkish Propaganda & (last but not least) RxOuzo, her mother & her MIT benefactors....

[pakraduni12]

So in Turkey when people want Banana and can not find it, what do they eat? hahahahahah I bet every one knows the answer hahahah

[armenian12girl]

well if there hunry in jeneral

they eat eachather !!!

[Buzra03]

go and learn writing in english !! salak ermeni

[WHlTECRESCENT]

Hey buddy! Want some games? Google: Tuncay Ozcan and hear the latest on the Turkish pony fucker! I though they were only sheep shaggers...but I guess they are now going for bigger "game"....catch you later! Off to work! hahahaha!Enjoy!...the story is also available in Turkish as well on the internet! You'll find it if you search the name Tuncay Ozcan!

[WHlTECRESCENT]

Please google: Tuncay Ozcan and find out the latest about Turkopithecine zoophiles! I thought they were only into sheep...but I guess they are now going for the bigger species!

[WHlTECRESCENT]

When I was young I saw my father stick a banana in my mom's pussy and then he ate it. I have never been the same since then. He disappeared shortly after that and I have never been able to eat them from that time on.

[dyoarxidia]

test

[the5thillusion]

ROFLMAO

[hyedev4onka]

hahahahahhahaha

[Makarios74]

have you seen my video?

[AegaeHQ]

can't beat bananas.....

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

Bye bye bozo...

[DeepStateProductions]

Bananas mucho gusto!!!!!!! Ergenekon stable diet!!!

[AetusLeucocephalus]

I was ready to address some of the Turks, but I see all the videos are full of clones. I don't know who is who anymore!

[AetusLeucocephalus]

Just when the Pashas told them "we are winning" they turn back tired(BBC description)and accomplishing nada, after UncleSam orders them. Find any American weapons in PKK hands this time? Did the Pashas tell you how the Hellicopter was downed?

They say whoever Kurd likes Kurdistan they can move there, and they recognize Kosovo, only to understand what fatal mistake they did, too late. If Erto-Imam is too dumb, didn't Buyuk and the (Ergenekon)Gang warned him? They are your "Saviors", remember ?

[BozkurttXL]

Do is you alls know that you can also fry bananas?

[WHlTECRESCENT]

When I was young I saw my father stick a banana in my mom's pussy and then he ate it. I have never been the same since then.

[AetusLeucocephalus]

Bozo, you can get the answer soon from the Greeks, but you instead, would invade a "mickey mouse" country, kill its people... just like what you are doing in Kurdistan,and in Diyarbakir since the 80's?

Hey losers, you pulled back just hours after Uncle Sam asked you. You obey the Dictator-Pasha, and the D-Pasha obeys Uncle Sam.

NICE puppy!

Hey Turks, before you were finding American weapons in the hands of PKK,and we were blocking your comm's, How about now?

Not dare talk back to the US?

[BozkurttXL]

Aetus

I is biggest banana loving entity on whole of youtube.

A banana in every orifice-dat is me motto!!!!

I like to climb trees in my spare time tooo.

[PRESSHEREN0W]

NO MORE BANANAS????????????

[WhiteCre5cent]

bananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaa

where are you?/////////

[WhiteCre5cent]

hugha! hugha!

who wants to share banana with me?

[KOPL0B1TCH]

ME LIKES TURKISH HAIRY WOMEN!!!!!

[AegaeHQ]

Hello koplobitch! Do you like bananas?

[AegaeHQ]

Bozo,

If you're hungry all you've got to do is be polite & ask for one.

Banana?

[AegaeHQ]

80,000,000 turks fucked by 2000 rebels and 1.5million Jews!

HURRIYE!!!!

HURRIYE!!!!

HURRIYE!!!!

[AegaeHQ]

Mongoloids

RE: Whitecrescent

This was posted 4 days ago, on this channel by WILDLIFEOFANATOLIA.

[...] I am glad that the importance of this Vegetable to the Fruits inhabiting the Anatolian region has finally been highlighted

Bananas play a central role in the Rain Forest of Anatolia, and not only because Turkiye is a Banana Republic. For ages, bananas have been used as instruments of paternity testing...

Since you despise us WhiteCrescent, stop copying us.

[AegaeHQ]

FYROM is incapable of partitioning Hellas. Kurdistan?

[AegaeHQ]

I agree, I'd never stick my private parts up your filthy turkish ass when there's a better alternative (ie a banana close at hand);

saves me from catching gonorrhea..

So yeah...hail to the banana!!

HURRIYE!!!!

HURRIYE!!!!

HURRIYE!!!!

[AegaeHQ]

Bozo,

1996 Dole Bananas FUCKED TURKIYE...what else? Banana?

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

Touchy touchy BO!

What's the matter?

No kebab today?

Don't forget to add to your list 2007-2008 you went back to walking on all fours!

Now that's a victory!

mouhahahahaha!

[TurkishMedia]

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[TurkishMedia]

Good riddance,adiós, ma'as salaama,tot ziens, ciao, arrivederci, a bientôt, salut, auf wiedersehen, viszontlátásra, bi xatire be, shalom lejitraot, te veo más tarde, do svidanja etc. etc.

[AetusLeucocephalus]

Croissant, long time ago a Turk in a sincerity moment we shared, told me that "Turks love to obey Authority, as long as they can cheat a little" TRUE! "If you have the humor combined with indifference" I understand your point, but I was raised to respect Authority, as long as it was Just, and for the Humanity's benefit. I was only posted there for some time, but we both know the shortcomings of life lived as a mouse. W/ humor and indifference a hole is a palace, and some cheese is a banquet!

[AetusLeucocephalus]

So Croissant, you can enjoy living there as a mouse, that can roars only when in a buluk ordered in the streets by Buyuk and the Gang, screaming in defence of "Secular System" and then going to the voting booths to elect the Islamists. It's common knowledge in the side of Humanistic Civilization that many Turks are sending us PMs admitting that most of our points are correct, but they cannot write openly about them out of fear, and accousations of betrayal from the grey puppets.

[AetusLeucocephalus]

"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't? That's what it is to..."

You know the rest, I hope. If you don't, look at "me"! But then again, you have an excuse, you were born and raised in that environment:

Trust only the Turkish Voice from Above, the self-appointed guardians of the Godified Departed Leader's Legacy, which Voice will protect you from the interchangable enemies who want to destroy you, but the All Mighty Voice will take care of you as long as you obey it.

Baba Dovlet

[AetusLeucocephalus]

croissant, if I can remember my family's massacre with crystal clarity like I was there, or Ozal's assassination attempt, I can surely remember the "banana incident" mentioned by all talk shows in the US 10+ years ago, just when your dictators were insisting that "there are NO Kurds in Turkey, just mountain Turks" to the amuzement of the World. OOOOps, I have just given you the idea of a future video from the cooperation of Aetus and Argead Forces.

[AetusLeucocephalus]

But thanks for the idea. Argead and Aetus will start googling all the dumb combinations with Turkey. I am pretty sure Turks have done most of them. What's sad, is the fact that your Regime is feeding you all the BS, and you are willingly swallow it, as is. That's a guarranty for stagnant mentality, misery for Turkey, and unlimited food for the Talk Shows and YT videos. If you don't like, ...please do something to better your country (Sincerity Moment).

[pakraduni12]

Whitecrescent I must say you are funny lol

[AetusLeucocephalus]

He cannot do anything else publicly. It's a true story. He cannot deny it. So publicly he laughs at it, privately he is embarrassed, and tries to close the video,... but on what grounds? Too much humor? If all those Turks fuming and threatening on YT, were spending some energy to fix their country instead, maybe, just mabe they would not be the spitting bucket of the Civilized World.

[ClanDave]

I'm just laughing right now because I feel so sorry for the Turks!

-Absolutly hillarious!

[Gregory10000000000]

Hilarious!

[WildLifeOfAnatolia]

As a Naturalist I would like to add my kudos to this excellent Banana documentary. I am glad that the importance of this Vegetable to the Fruits inhabiting the Anatolian region has finally been highlighted

Bananas play a central role in the Rain Forest of Anatolia, and not only because Turkiye is a Banana Republic. For ages, bananas have been used as instruments of paternity testing:

[WildLifeOfAnatolia]

When the paternity of a baby is under question, Wise Shamans in the Forest just throw a banana to it.

If one (or both) parent(s) are Turk, the baby will immediately proceed to peel the banana with his feet.

This ancient wisdom has been used to re-unite families for ages immemorial.

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

DaughterofAres and aolthof007

OUCH!

aolthof007

Please expand! Turkey and the U.S. are engaged in a defacto war? with each other?

That's news to TMBC international!

[aolthof007]

I would not say this is a masterpiece but I think the message is important.

Do you suppose this is why the Turks have invaded Iraq? This is never discussed in the media but because of the invasion Turkey and the U.S. are now engaged in a defacto war and not just over bananas.

[DaughterOfAres]

TURKISHMEDIA

Yes ,you may be right about the complement issue,but don't you think that you are exaggerating "the masterpiece" issue :)

[sevag1974]

Supper video !!Great

[DaughterOfAres]

loved that video :))) good job TURKISHMEDIA

But here the comments and dialogues can compete with your video LOL

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

Why thankyou DaughterOfAres

Do you find the comments competing with the video?

I'd say it's quite the opposite! They complement my masterpiece. They showcase the mind frame of the banana boycotting nation!

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

PS: Cialis is of supperior quality (so I hear)

PPS: Popcorn served with every vewing. Available in small, medium and large (also tiny for Bozkurt) with a lot of butter for those users of the kemalofascist or islamofascist persuasion.

[AetusLeucocephalus]

TMedia, be careful when you mention size to the Bozkurts. They are very sensitive about size. They allways make a point to brag about big asker, big yarrak, big Turkey. We all know what the people concerned with size suffer from, don't we?

[PsychosDesFaschismus]

This is a most appropriate response to my vid, since bananas are the phallic symbol par excellance.

Obviously the K-fascistoids attacked Dole bananas as a symbol of American vigor and raw sexuality, which they felt were threatening their own mass masturbation ceremonies.

Now, since, if I am not mistaken, Dole later became the spokesperson for Viagra, the loss of American hard resolve and stiff vigor & determination led to the quagmire of Iraq.

What comes up must came down again

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

Why thankyou my Kind Sir,

TMBC International is truly honoured by your comments. We are, offcourse extremely committed to providing maximum viewer satisfaction, excellent customer care etc etc.

TMBC also advises that the term 'Viagra' should not be mentioned/used (however tempting the circumstances may seem) in formus where those users of the kemalofascist persuasion are commonplace as it 'incites racial hatred'.

Merci

[AetusLeucocephalus]

What goes up, it will most certainly come down again. Lets hope it will achieve its intended goal before it's too late: Cheaper Gasoline, ...errm and ofcourse Peace and Democracy for the Region, and the necessary baklava in every table!

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

What do you mean? do you have to? NO!

[ArgeadPlc]

Have fun WC, :XXX

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

When you are old you shouldn't be messing with virgins my friend! hahahaha!

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

There are actually 72!

As many as the virgins!

[ArgeadPlc]

You think I give a rat's ass WC; I'm an all-inclusive sort of lad; I'll fuckem both were I given half the chance..HONESTLY!

[ArgeadPlc]

What d'you think of the intro music?

[ArgeadPlc]

We're a Multinational Media Cartel now; you know, Globalisation & all that...

[ArgeadPlc]

Sorry WC forgot that; call it " a small clerical correction necessitated due to the lack of strict discipline"

[PENELOPEx1]

Are you leaving Bozie? so soon? where to?

[ArgeadPlc]

Bozkurtxl, fuck the vid man. What d'you think of the music?

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

And as long as you are a guest here behave!

Leard to say things by their proper names:

It's Occupied Territories for now but it will soon be free of Miasma territories!

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

You'd like to believe so Bozkurt, wouldn't you?

[PENELOPEx1]

Bozie Bozie...the fresh air made you bark louder!

[ArgeadPlc]

So bozo, you like the vid or not?

[PENELOPEx1]

Bozie...where have you been?

[ArgeadPlc]

Greetings enemy Bozkurt! What do YOU think of bananas? TMBC1 claimed they have evidence of you trying to import a consignment of 10Tons of Ecuadorian's Finest Stock contrary to the will of the phallic cult of the Great Budala's ong.

What say you?

[PENELOPEx1]

SHOOT ME NOW!!! LOL!!!

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

I said that I won't talk to you again but I'm not a meanie like you!

No, it was not a Kemalistani or whatever you call it that was nasty. It was some islam fanatic and he called my friend a lesbian.

[ArgeadPlc]

Then why are you still posting? As for the islamists lookup user/napalmstrike2007 and ask him what he thinks; he's a good lad - even if he's turkish

[ArgeadPlc]

How old are you anyway? 16?

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

Why do you hate me? Why are you so mean?

No, I'm not 16! and it's not of your business how old I am!

The bad guy's name was ElimleMutluyum. I will look up this other person, is he your friend?

[PENELOPEx1]

Sweetie Pie!...please tell me that you are blond...

Some of this dialogue may make sense! LOL!

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

No, I'm not blond? Are you?

I actually look alot like my profile picture.

[ArgeadPlc]

Then I bet you're 17!

Now...

According to MIT sources I'm a 50 years old male, have a beard & live in London,Singapore, Sydney & Texas; I also own a Colonial House in the Cayman Islands for tax purposes.

YOU & I HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON; believe me..you really shouldn't be 'socializing' with me.go away.

[PENELOPEx1]

Xara stin ypomoni sou!!! LOL!

[ArgeadPlc]

Xairete Ms Penelope! What d'you think of bananas?

[PENELOPEx1]

I personally don't like bananas Mr. Argead (50hey???) but I laughed with this video and your dialogue with the Princess....

[ArgeadPlc]

@ Penelope

I am 18; just got my driving license; sometimes still drive on the wrong side of the road; & I still can't buy Cigarettes legally in some states....

Anyway Princess looks raunchy...must be all that turkish DNA. Who the hell is she? Bozkurtxl.

[PENELOPEx1]

You turned the girl down Argead...she's hurt...visit her channel and you'll laugh!!!

[ArgeadPlc]

Shame; she looks quite promising, I must confess. Will sneak over to her page & take a peek.

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

This is unbelievable! I was introduced to youtube so I could make friends. Three days later I have been attacked by Greeks Kurds and now a Turk! What is going on? Why so much hatery?

[ArgeadPlc]

@ Princess

WC & myself are a prime example of Turco-Hellenic friendship. Being attacked because you're turkish is another issue..; its cultivated by your own kemalistani prpagand machine and is branded by the state of turkistan as:

GLOBAL TURCOPHOBIA*

*For INTERNAL Consumption only

I suggest you adjust to live with it or try looking into your Romanian roots instead.

[ArgeadPlc]

Greetings enemy,

I thought money was never an issue; anyway, what will your campaig involve?

[spidermanTR]

u did not understand what i mean.

that is true story, but after 13 years U bring this back and try to make fun of Turks.

this is the problem, we dont have problem w d truth.

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

Stop making false accusations then & enjoy the vid. Can't you see the funny side in it? Bloody hell man!

[spidermanTR]

i do not have to enjoy everything you enjoy..

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

Dear spiderman,

Thank you for your post

Rest assured that all at TMBC International respect the opinion of our highly esteemed viewers. All information has been forwarded to our customer care department who have been instructed to deal with your complaint immediately.

Cheers!

[apo443]

SUPER OLMUS YAOOOOOOOOOOO

[spidermanTR]

Turks had a right to boycott an american senator's company which was selling bananas in Turkey and supporting the so-called armenian genocide at the same time.

[ArgeadPlc]

@ spiderman

Banana?

[spidermanTR]

thanx, i'd prefer cranberries..

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

Well said my friend!

I didn't know that Bob Dole owned the Dole bananas. WOW!

[ArgeadPlc]

@ Princess

Don't take it personally; if you're a 1/4 turkish 'tis not your fault; I understand how you feel; blame your parents.

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

You are just jealous!

[ArgeadPlc]

Princess, since you're only 1/4 turkish you might be one of those unique cases where there is still hope; you know; room for 'improvement'.

I understand you're a pretty 'liberal' girl. I also understand you plan o go to Istanbul.

Do us all a favour, and when you get there flash you're boobs in Taxim Square & see what happens. K?

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

My boobs would stop traffic anywhere!

What's your point sex deprived one?

[ArgeadPlc]

Free-Range One,

Do you work in a porn joint?

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

No, I don't! I'm an artist for your information!

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

What's your problem anyway? Spiderman told youit was a long time ago!

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

Why do you call me free-range? I will call you sex deprived then!

[ArgeadPlc]

You have left me with no other choice:

Banana?

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

No thank you!

My friend told me to ignore you so from now on talk to the!

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

And mean! And you probably didn't have sex in a long time!

[MysteryMoe]

Dole brand name has nothing to with Senator Dole just happen to have the same name. I got a very common last name---even stores have my last name does that mean I related somehow to that Store? LOL--Stupid Truks? I suppose banning Dole pineapples will be next.

[spidermanTR]

U r right, in 1995 a newspaper said it dole bananas belong to senator dole and people boycotted it. After that newspapers let people know that senator had nothing 2 do w dole bananas. stupid 2 make a video about it after 13 years.

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

@ Spiderman

Its an old video; sorry but we don't do refunds.

[spidermanTR]

dont need refunds...

these videos only create more hatred and doesnt help for more understanding..

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

@ Spiderman

This video depicts a real story recorded by the International Press. You yourself have previously stated that:

"U r right, in 1995 a newspaper said it dole bananas belong to senator dole and people boycotted it. After that newspapers let people know that senator had nothing 2 do w dole bananas."

Therefore your accusations that this incites racial hatred are baseless.

What problem do you turks have with the truth anyway?

[TURKlSHMEDlA]

Anyway; its an integal part of our TMBC: "12years ago today Campaign".

[PRlNCESSWARRlOR]

That's not funny! Stop sending me this stuff!

[VaheTheGreate]

Thanks TURKISHMEDIA, Brillian as always:))))

[xwikingx]

=D =D

[VaheTheGreate]

LMAO :)))))))))

[luv4knowledge]

Too freaking hillarious, but then again Turkey doesn't surprise me with anything anymore. How low you go, Turkey, how low can you go, Turkey? Ay que barbaridad, nunca pueden escuchar la verdad, ay por Dios mio!!!

[PENELOPEx1]

I've actually heard of that!!

Hard to believe but it's true!!! LOL!!!