I pissed on my boston terrier once - bad enough I nailed him on the back of the head but then the dumbass turned around and bit at the stream - meanwhile I am yelling, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU - ITS PISS MORON". Immediately after I leave my apartment to see my neighbor working on something giving me a dirty look like I rape kids in my free time...
Watched this and actually cried from laughing so hard. I watched it at work and had to explain my teary eyes as allergies.
What I was thinking through the last half of the video is that you need to get your cat a little yellow hankie to wear on the right side.
Wouldn't be so funny if I didn't have a cat that drinks from the toilet and looks at me like I'm murdering his mother while I'm peeing. I try to convince him that's what toilets are for, but he won't listen.
cant wait till the pukin in the street vid.. u should draft a list of ker-azy things to do.. n dont smoke any weed that night or itll b a short video!
dude, that whole video made me almost piss myself. i think i did a little bit actually. my dog likes to jump on my bed and lay on it like a human- with his head on the pillow and cover over him. it funny as hell.
I'm not alone lol. My cat does the same thing. First time it almost happened I realized I need to keep the door closed, but the time it happened she was already in the bathroom hiding in the closet.
I googled peeing on cats. That's something people dont do. Love it, but sadly, there are people who are interested in 2 girls and a cup. I've been in the same position as you. I've pissed on my cat on more than one occasion...so you're not alone.
I pissed on my boston terrier once - bad enough I nailed him on the back of the head but then the dumbass turned around and bit at the stream - meanwhile I am yelling, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU - ITS PISS MORON". Immediately after I leave my apartment to see my neighbor working on something giving me a dirty look like I rape kids in my free time...
0SumProductions 5 months ago
Lol at 0:39
Kevincat2 1 year ago
rofl
that exact same thing just happened to me. and i googled it and found your story, lol
bfbluesniper 2 years ago
lol
me too
ramjam25 2 years ago
hilarious
Animegirl2022945 2 years ago
i fancy uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :)
sianshinnanigans 2 years ago
Im going to google,"Peeing on cats heads," right now!
ZachCarlsonandyou 2 years ago
LMFAO!
wavepsychic 2 years ago
lol poor cat hahahaahahaaha
Annie779 3 years ago
Dude, you are funny stuff
cdog991199 3 years ago
Watched this and actually cried from laughing so hard. I watched it at work and had to explain my teary eyes as allergies.
What I was thinking through the last half of the video is that you need to get your cat a little yellow hankie to wear on the right side.
Wouldn't be so funny if I didn't have a cat that drinks from the toilet and looks at me like I'm murdering his mother while I'm peeing. I try to convince him that's what toilets are for, but he won't listen.
jebutube 3 years ago
been there
oppressivedrummer 3 years ago
cant wait till the pukin in the street vid.. u should draft a list of ker-azy things to do.. n dont smoke any weed that night or itll b a short video!
oojamaflipper 3 years ago
this guy is funny funny I see's got a million vids but this is my first..."directly where my pee is"... ha..
doesnthurt2try 3 years ago
I miss these videos dan :( they are the best
claire42069 3 years ago
dude, that whole video made me almost piss myself. i think i did a little bit actually. my dog likes to jump on my bed and lay on it like a human- with his head on the pillow and cover over him. it funny as hell.
wanderingstarzz 3 years ago
I bet you love R Kelly.
welostone7 3 years ago
FUCKING ROSSLLL
JaiJudicious 3 years ago
lol rosel!!! whaz up that was danny who was crying o.O
emogirl0987 3 years ago
Dear db.,
Mmm, very interesting; can you tell me more about your neighbor, what else do you think they erroneously imagine you to be doing in your house?
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What do you have in those containers in the background, too; if you have time?
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Cheers.
from,
del-boy.
sohoW1 3 years ago
omg i thought u were going to say that cat started scraching ur weaner when u peed on it lol
chicagosgirl0727 4 years ago
I'm not alone lol. My cat does the same thing. First time it almost happened I realized I need to keep the door closed, but the time it happened she was already in the bathroom hiding in the closet.
ShonHizzle 4 years ago
funny shit!
bizol65 4 years ago
...look!!! no hands!!!
redneckuprising 4 years ago
I googled peeing on cats. That's something people dont do. Love it, but sadly, there are people who are interested in 2 girls and a cup. I've been in the same position as you. I've pissed on my cat on more than one occasion...so you're not alone.
inuyashafan4everX2 4 years ago
" can't help it if the cat doesn't have any manners"..ahaha had me laughing so hard..
BaciDolci8 4 years ago
my dog does
SagaraSouske 4 years ago
LOL!!!
Invader208 4 years ago
dude this is hilarious i shode it to my friends and one of my friends was laughing so hard he was crying and couldnt breave it was so funny!!!!!
rosel101 4 years ago
LMAO
xgaaraxkazekagex 4 years ago
"the cats a wierdo!" i concur
ShoestringEXPRESS 4 years ago
WoW! lol..
caranbo 4 years ago
Hahaha, gross :D
jellyfisher12 4 years ago
DPwyv.
DavidPierron 4 years ago
HaHa, nice.
KaciRoo84 4 years ago
o.o oooook
HyperAnimeFangirl 4 years ago