Lee Mack - Best Scouse Impression Ever!

[EllisFitz1995]

The only people who sound like this r wools who wish they were scouse

[CommentaryAlliance]

@EllisFitz1995 They're not sheep, they're dolphins :S

[karezza6]

Why wasn't Jesus born in Liverpool?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@karezza6 LOL

[abuchaa]

@karezza6 and?

[karezza6]

@abuchaa

Q. What is the difference between a battery and an Scouser?

A. A battery has a positive side.

[jcq1961]

I can't believe a 1 minute video has 18 pages of comments....

[CommentaryAlliance]

@jcq1961 Quality over quantity, it doesn't matter how long the video is, and it doesn't matter how many people comment.

[KopiteP250505]

It's not about being able to take a joke or not. It's all about if it's a good impression of the Scouse accent or a bad impression of the Scouse accent. No one here in Liverpool, in the North end or South end has an accent like this, so it's not a good impression, it's a fuckin poor one.

[spoonfreakdotcom]

@KopiteP250505 Of course no one, Liverpudlian or otherwise, actually sounds like this. It's more about noticing a nuance of an accent (the softened, somewhat throaty accentuation of hard 'C' sounds) and then exaggerating it through a caricature of that accent for comic affect. The joke was not in the accuracy of the impression, but the observational value of the exaggerated nuance and the associated simile. The title of this video was likely meant with regards to this, albeit misleadingly. Peace

[CommentaryAlliance]

@spoonfreakdotcom Thanks, smartest comment I've read so far.

[KopiteP250505]

@spoonfreakdotcom All well and good until you realise that the 'C' sounds in our accent don't sound like his impression. It's a poor impression as I said.

[spoonfreakdotcom]

@KopiteP250505 You do realize that if he simply did a good impression of a Liverpudlian accent, there would be no joke whatsoever to be had, don't you? As I said, the joke lies with the exaggeration/over the top emphasis and thus a level of inaccuracy rather than accuracy. The two Liverpudlian girls pissing themselves with laughter is testament to this. This idea is the fundamental basis for a HUGE amount of comedy.

[Justice1Beaver]

@KopiteP250505 turn it in soft arse its a joke

[lpoolman74]

that best he can do ....hes shite...fuckin kevin bridges piss on him

[CommentaryAlliance]

@lpoolman74 Kevin Bridges isn't scouse.

[jonbehold]

@lpoolman74 You sir, are a bellend.

[kayleighRW4]

dosent sound scouse at all

[availlio]

he sounds like a wool trying to do a Scouser, rather like a manc accent, dont ya think

[Youtualization]

This bloke is an absolute comic genius, so under-rated and very talented. Try and watch this clip of the scouse impression without laughing, it is impossible, I had tears running down my face.

[Dancealotrobot]

That's the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time! Crying with laughter here!

[btccf1yeehaaa]

his best part by far ahhh lmao :D

[NickXDDX]

0.40, how the hell?!

[ryan1111111555555555]

My old boss was scouse, and we used to be really interested in what she'd bought for her lunch,

''what you got there?''

''SHICKENNN BURGEH FROM MACCY DEE'S''

[CommentaryAlliance]

100,000!! Just kidding, it's not my content.

[DouRuchDarhum]

knock knock

[CommentaryAlliance]

@DouRuchDarhum Hi

[lauramax93]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Me dead nan, now shut up! xD

[gmcaveety93]

I have a penis and I find lesbians offensive

[lauramax93]

@gmcaveety93 awww one less girl you can pretend youre bangin? xP

[CommentaryAlliance]

@lauramax93 Haha burned :P

[kinyo1878]

im scouse, and thats funny as shit that hahaha

[sob12121]

I'm offensive and i find that Scouse.

[hollsam123]

thats not funny its mean we do not say that

[CommentaryAlliance]

@hollsam123 Of course not, he's joking.

[hollsam123]

@CommentaryAlliance i know like but it is still not nice

[CommentaryAlliance]

@hollsam123 If you say so.

[teggart123]

@hollsam123 hahaaha no offence but your accent is horrid

[availlio]

@teggart123 what's your accent then, cunt?

[teggart123]

@availlio Manc...........cunt!!

[bea98]

Ha!! That's me!! (The "really classy girl") 

[CommentaryAlliance]

@bea98 Nice to meet you :P

[Jaikkuli]

@bea98 If you're the blonde one, you looked real cute in your outfit and all. ;)

[mickgjrice]

@bea98 Your a good looking bird

[johansendk]

@proximityeffect1 How would you know whether or not it's enjoyable, if you don't watch it ?

[InternalMind]

@proximityeffect1 I didnt look it up you prick than* not then :P

[SteRDLK]

Explains why Gerrard is a good diver.

[InternalMind]

wtf? he's worse than lee evans.

[yvqueenkate]

LOL

[PrettiestDogEver]

As a scouser I am deeply offended by his presumption.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@PrettiestDogEver I'm here if you need to talk.

[PrettiestDogEver]

@CommentaryAlliance Grow up.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@PrettiestDogEver Shrink, I don't know what offence that JOKE causes. If you can't laugh at yourself once in a while then there's obviously no hope left.

[PrettiestDogEver]

@CommentaryAlliance If you find this insulting shit the funniest part of his dvd then you are rather more than a little anti-scouse. And a phoney bastard.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@PrettiestDogEver He made a joke regarding Richard Prior and blacking up, he made jokes about Michael Jackson, he insulted a couple in the crowd and you're just going to sit there that some dolphin impression insulted you? Grow a backbone seriously. I have nothing against scousers at all and I feel offended that you make out that I do, you may just want to get your facts straight.

And phoney? How?

[PrettiestDogEver]

@CommentaryAlliance But this is what you thought was funniest. Out of the whole show you picked this. You need to examine your attitudes. Grow a backbone? Whom the fuck do you think you are addressing?

[CommentaryAlliance]

@PrettiestDogEver I said possibly, so in other words, it's one of them, just because he's great at acting out a dolphin, and putting hecklers in their place. Why do you even care what I find funny? Does it hurt you to find that people laugh at this kind of stuff?

Attitudes? You're the one who started coming on the offensive calling me a bastard and what-not. I'm addressing people who can't take a harmless joke, it was hardly offensive.

[PrettiestDogEver]

@CommentaryAlliance If you cannot take adverse comments do not post. They weren't heckling by the way, which makes his impression even more offensive.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@PrettiestDogEver Talking to me about adversary when you felt offended enough to comment in the first place, and now I'm not allowed to defend myself?

They said they were disappointed that he hadn't spoken about his dead nan, in comedic terms, that's heckling. He did not target any single person specifically, it's banter, he said they had a great scouse accent and they also laughed. Point is, it may be edgey but what serious harm does it cause? Depression?

[PrettiestDogEver]

@CommentaryAlliance You are dissembling. You have been condescending and insulting throughout. You can dish it out but you cannot take it.

[charliebad]

@PrettiestDogEver Oh SHUT UP Prettiest dog. I'm a Geordie and love it when people mock our accent. This is a fantastic clip and had me in stitches as it did the rest of the crowd. Stop arguing online with a stranger and go watch some cbeebies.

[PrettiestDogEver]

@charliebad I had made my last comment on this rubbish but your uninvited remarks require me to respond. I do not like this; it's an insult to scousers and most of us are pissed off with the scurrilous "humour" which has been aimed at us over the years. I have commented on a number of clips which are wrong, insulting or dangerous, not just lame attempts at "humour". This person has come back at me time and again because I remarked that this clip is insulting. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. MYOB

[CommentaryAlliance]

@PrettiestDogEver Jeez, I'm so sorry Ulfric Stormcloak. Care to take back your homeland?

[charliebad]

@PrettiestDogEver Yawn. I'll meet you in the playground next term.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@PrettiestDogEver I got an idea...

[charliebad]

@CommentaryAlliance Don't bite, it's a Troll. On it's page all it's comments are complaining about humour. Clearly playing a game with whoever wishes to play. I suggest you ignore this troll :)

[PrettiestDogEver]

@charliebad DON'T PRESUME TO KNOW MY MOTIVES, YOU PRICK.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@charliebad He/She/It won't be causing problems anymore :)

[CommentaryAlliance]

Merry Christmas! Have some Captain Morgan on me!

[crh412]

I always wondered why people from liverpool were such good swimmers

[whale0melette]

@crh412 The only reason we swim well is because we regularly swim across the Mersey with our stolen goods coz the wirral doesn't have an extradition treaty with us.

Wana buy some C.Ds lads?

[CommentaryAlliance]

@whale0melette I thought you only had cassette tapes.

[PianoWizzy]

I am very nearly pissing myself with laughter.

[jujitsuman68]

go play your xbox.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@jujitsuman68 Oooooh threatning lol

[jujitsuman68]

@CommentaryAlliance not really would be hitting a retard. :)

[CommentaryAlliance]

@jujitsuman68 Coming from a person who doesn't get sarcasm.

[jujitsuman68]

@CommentaryAlliance doesnt get sarcasm. lmao. where are you from.????? i answered the way i did because your obviously crap at it. :)

[CommentaryAlliance]

@jujitsuman68 Where am i from? don't know if i can trust you to say it, you might come and rape me. And nah, you're just denying your idiocy.

[MrMacksta]

ARE YOU FUC-K-K-K-K ARE YOU FUCK-CK-IN LEE MACK?

[MUFC127]

Yeah the joke was over 30 seconds before he stopped. FAIL.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@MUFC127 "Everyone in that room disagrees with you."

- RandomShinigami7 

[MUFC127]

@CommentaryAlliance Did you just quote yourself? Hahahahaha, ARSEHOLE.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@MUFC127 Someone else, now you're the arsehole.

[jujitsuman68]

he didnt sound fuck all like flipper. :)

[CommentaryAlliance]

@jujitsuman68 Nope, he sounded like a scouse.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@jujitsuman68 spam trololol

[jujitsuman68]

@CommentaryAlliance see you had your spell checker on you muppet. :)

[CommentaryAlliance]

@jujitsuman68 hows that muppet worthy?

[naybobdenod]

hilarious

[EmoKieran]

i think he's lee mack

[CommentaryAlliance]

@EmoKieran You think?

[MrConnorDuffy]

@EmoKieran Sounds like a conspiracy to me

[MrPutrifyingEagor]

Wow! I love YouTube,yet another amazing comedian I've come across whilst browsing! Brilliant!!

[naybobdenod]

@MrPutrifyingEagor Hi.

Try Lewis Black,he`s very good also.

Hope you enjoy.

Sincerely

[MrPutrifyingEagor]

@naybobdenod Thanks alot for that info,I will enjoy later whilst indulging in a couple of ciders! Merry Christmas!

[RJosh1994]

ohhhh. myyy. godddd.

Literally pissed myself!

[mrrocker101]

Press 1 repeatedly and it sounds like he is saying jizzjizzjizzjizzjizzjizz

[jimlongtao]

excellent comic timing (re: dead nan)

[KidInsight]

What dya call a bulletproof scouser? KEVLARRRRRRRR

[WalterLiddy]

Impressive.

[dripdripdrippird]

best dolphin impression more like :P

[louiselovesmarkowen]

i feel sorry for us aswell not all of us sound like this but it is pretty funny lol :D

[CommentaryAlliance]

Much respect to those who can take a joke.

Hell, you'll hear my voice and Kermit The Frog will be mocking it!

[britesideofdeath]

Quality, I'm a scouser btw.

[anonUK]

EDDDDDD.

[burnsjosh1]

fucking shit that

[andysido]

It's okay, most of us scousers can take a joke. ;D

[udun93]

Just to clarify, i'm scouse, and I think this is hilarious

[Dungarth]

..I really feel sorry for scousers, everybody assumes they are stupid just because of the accent.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@Dungarth If people are too stupid to understand comedy and believe in stereotypes like these, then they should probably get a lobotomy.

Also, scousers aren't alone; Scottish are perceived as miserable, Welsh are assumed to shag sheep, Cockneys are perceived as chavs. The list goes on...

[PureOwnageMahn]

@CommentaryAlliance if someone calls a scotsman miserable, he'll be lacking teeth within a minute lol

[CommentaryAlliance]

@PureOwnageMahn Frankie Boyle still has his teeth lol

[wks1978]

@PureOwnageMahn Hence the other Scottish stereotype of violence.

[MotherTeresa456]

@wks1978 I'm Scottish and not violent at all, infact I am against it x

[xmintyx13]

@Dungarth I quite like it when they assume I'm a tit. It just feels so much better when I embarrass them for being such an ignorant fuckwit.

[godsstreetsoldier1]

@Dungarth well you shudnt feel sorry because we have got a better accent than you and we might not be the cleverest of people but we have got the most pride in the world the girls love scousers ;) scouser power 24 hour so dungarth go suck a fart out your dads ass an assh your mum wen was the last time she suckd a fart out of a scousers ass cos shes plated a few i bet

[Dungarth]

@godsstreetsoldier1 ..I wasn't having a go at Scousers you twat I was saying that its unfair they are seen as being thick because of the accent.

[godsstreetsoldier1]

@Dungarth hahahahahaha well if you think we ar all thick because of ar accent then dont you think your the thick 1 ? some dope in this world an i think you cud be in the top million with those comments

[Dungarth]

@godsstreetsoldier1 ..I am not saying that Scouse people are thick I'm just saying that its sad that PEOPLE (not me) think they are stupid because of the accent. Btw you are proving yourself to be rather thick by not reading paragraphs properly.

[godsstreetsoldier1]

@Dungarth i have read what you have sed and what i am saying is we dont need a fool like you feeling sorry for us cos you think outher people think we ar thick we got a better city than you we got more pride than you we got a better accent than you so do your self a favour an fuck of feel sorry for your family or freands and (not people who u know nothing about) you thick cunt

[CommentaryAlliance]

@godsstreetsoldier1 I think you are being too harsh on the guy, he was actually defending scousers and you're just throwing that back in his face. Pride isn't what you need, it's dignity.

[godsstreetsoldier1]

@CommentaryAlliance an why do we need some1 to defend us when he obv hasnt got a clue about scousers has he hahah and u need to stop licking his ass dont u think you lil wool some fruit tryin to defend scousers in the worst way ever just like saying every scotish is thick isnt it well if u think a accent makes you thick then dont you think your the thick 1 have a nice long think before you comment dickheads

[CommentaryAlliance]

@godsstreetsoldier1 Don't say "we" because you don't represent scousers at all. You completely missed the point of what he/she said because they were actually trying to say that an accent doesn't make you stupid. However, horrible spelling, grammar and the way to make petty insults does. I'm not going to waste my breath because you're not going to learn, so see you in another life.

[Boeing77793]

@Dungarth Am a Scouser and thought that was sooo funny, had tears rolling down my face from laughter XD

[IAmTheSecretOfMana]

@Dungarth That case isn't helped by "Desperate Scousewives" that's for sure. That show man... Dear christ...

[select899]

@Dungarth well.... :)

[eclairlumiere1]

So true. My scouse uncle talks like that. "Hey k-k-k-k-katie! Are you c-c-c-c-c-coming to Liverpool soon?"

[Pazma1]

Funny as fuccckckckckckckc!

ck!

[mrbobbo666]

what a cunt, bet he buys the sun

[CommentaryAlliance]

@mrbobbo666 CALM DOWN MATE!!!! It only costs 35p...

[eclairlumiere1]

@mrbobbo666 don't watch it then

[xTWLauren]

@RedDeadPaddy I dont, I think I would know.

[xTWLauren]

@RedDeadPaddy How would you know? You haven't heard me speak?

[BrothersBean]

That guy is not funny.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@BrothersBean cool story bro

[falcon96kickass]

@BrothersBean you bro suck

[the1andonlytitch]

Bristolian is the best e.g Ian Holloway

[arrghgarry]

That was funny and if on the spot really really funny

[PetalHorrorcaused]

I hate my accent :(

[CommentaryAlliance]

@PetalHorrorcaused So do I

[JohnPaulMJ]

I'm scouse... Hilarious!

Everyone should stop being so touchy!

[xTWLauren]

I'm scouse and I don't even sound like that.

[Whoami691]

He took a risk... it paid off lol

[johnnybriggs118]

Very funny man, very witty, he's wasting his time on quiz shows,although I imagine he's earning loads.

[Be4TinGyoU]

Liverpudlian is one of the most disgusting accents up there the geordies!

[arrghgarry]

@Be4TinGyoU geordies and cornwall are the best.... I am b\nkiether BTW

[CommentaryAlliance]

@Be4TinGyoU Corner shop paki is the best, it has a language of it's own in English.

[LeePritch5]

@CommentaryAlliance 'corner shop paki' hahahah :L 

[CommentaryAlliance]

@CommentaryAlliance My joke was great, shouldn't be voted down :/

[efcboy]

@Be4TinGyoU And you are one of the most disgusting people!

[Be4TinGyoU]

@efcboy Why the fuck are those 2 bitches standing up, sit down you attention seeking whores.

[CommentaryAlliance]

@Be4TinGyoU Because those seats have chewing gum on them.

[Karth38]

Pants peed!

[UltraMegaSuperPhil]

He's one of the wittiest modern comedians

[MegaSexytimes]

proper pisses me off all these high and mighty liverpudlians that can't take a joke

chill the fuck out, seriously

[efcboy]

@MegaSexytimes Most of us can take a joke, it's just when it becomes offensive.

[MegaSexytimes]

@efcboy Offensive is completely subjective though.. who are you to decide when somethings offensive? My Mum's from Liverpool, and in fact all her side of the family. I don't find this offensive, neither does she. So you saying it's offensive doesn't make it offensive. Stop moaning. Goodnight.

[efcboy]

@MegaSexytimes I'm not moaning or saying this is offensive. I find this very funny, it's when they make jokes about stealing and ask why we don't laugh about it.

[BlogBitch]

@MegaSexytimes  You must have gone south otherwise it would be me Mam..me Mam is from Liverpool. Eh?

[MegaSexytimes]

@BlogBitch I'm from Sheffield and I say Mum. I never moved down south. Didn't realise there were rules of what to say if you're northern.

[godsstreetsoldier1]

@BlogBitch liverpool is the northwest we dont say mam you thick cunt get it right we say mar fucking idiot

[SCOUSE3000T]

hahahaha that was the best i've heard 

[ADyingFaith]

That is brilliant. Im scouse and i hate the way i pronounce my ks at times.

[BeccaKatyCat]

laughed so loud i woke my parents up , my bad

[AbbiFallenAngel]

Im not going to argue, but just dont diss scousers btich ^.^

[CommentaryAlliance]

@AbbiFallenAngel I'm not going to argue, but don't diss comedy, bitch :D

[IzaFaqat]

@AbbiFallenAngel u guys are the scum of the earth