Tetris (Why It Fails)

[MikeTheCavemann]

Soooo gay

[blahblahblahblha303]

I wanted to see the double tetris.

[RexcorJ]

Looking at the comments, maybe some people are just stupid on purpose.

[Eviiana]

DAMN THOSE STRAIGHT BLOCKS.

[FBWalshyFTW]

The fuck is this.

[iszalgocomin]

This is not funny, are you trying to be funny?

[Steamenginezzzz]

seriously? Tetris fail? dude... you don't even know how to play Tetirs.

[tornmonster2]

@Steamenginezzzz :l

I find it hard to believe that there are people that take this seriously first of all, before I say anything else. These were really just made to get a chuckle or smirk out of the video outcomes. It says it "fails" here because you never get a straight block when you absolutely need one. It seems like he knows how to play Tetris pretty well by the way.

[darroth42]

girls just love to flip and stack...../

[jackofblades94]

How the hell is flaggin disabled for this video?

[MrFetterNerd]

this series is the best proof that gamers out there should get some sense of humor. This series is just taking the piss out of popular games. There's really no harm done when they say "Metal Gear fails because of bad grammar", or "Tetris fails because there's never a straighty when you need one". Seriously guys, it's just a joke!

[vivhero]

@MrFetterNerd I don't hate it because of the title, I hate it because of the actual humor and comedy style. Its like something a 8 year old jokes about at lunch with his friends. Its just like a fart joke. Funny as a kid? Yes. But this just well... the whole concept of the series is god awful.

[MrUnladenswallow]

*sighs* *clicks dislike* *goes back to watching cats watching nyan cat*

[shimeluchin]

i didnt get it? straightees? what with straightees?

[Triskitout]

This video is actually good, other ones suck, yes, but come on. If you've played Tetris you know this kills you and frankly, if you didn't get it. sad.

[TPPhoenix93]

I don't get it o.o

[Hollanderizer]

@TPPhoenix93 Play more Tetris.

[Robbo20000]

this doesnt explain how tetris is fail in any way, whatsoever, dislike!

[bIackbunny]

Ich hatte den Stempel lauter/aggressiver in Erinnerung: "STRAIGHTEES!!!"

An sich fand ich das Video witzig und ist nach wie vor ein Running Gag bei meinem Freund und mir.

[gatordontplayson]

TETRIS? REALLY??

[KhristinaKills]

Totally agree.

[NEO117]

Straighties are awesome, it's those snake-like pieces that suck.

[Campcouch]

TETRIS IS ALL WIN! You fuck!

[Bazatage]

GODDAMNIT I DONT FUCKING WANT TO FINISH EVERYTHING

[PSspecialist]

If you are gonna make this series for every popular video game out there THEN MAKE ONE FOR HALO AND COD!. Oh wait... I just noticed... Every game included on the "why it fails" series is GOOD! So on second thought don't make one for Halo and CoD because they don't belong in the "good" category!

[Kralimarko222]

@PSspecialist

Really? REALLY?

~

[gamenewsproductions]

@PSspecialist halo is good but cod is not and bf3 is too

[pacjac03]

@PSspecialist halo is just ok COD sucks ass

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

@PSspecialist DUDE TERTIS SUKCS ALL U DO IS MOVE A BUNHC OH BLOCS AND MAKE CRAPPY CPOINTS COMBOS

[PSspecialist]

@AAAAAAAAAA42 Dude some people find it fun and others don't. What seems like repetitive and boring to you is addicting and fun to me. Also it's one the best selling games of all time and that says something.

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

@PSspecialist NO IS RETEIPIVVE

[LiLMontizzle]

@PSspecialist but..bu..Halo? *sniffle*

[goldenkid1000]

this crap is crappy which makes it crap...

BOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIINNNNNGG

[peeta2008]

u noob

[outstretchedarm]

Youtube needs a "Never Show Me Suggestions from This Channel" feature

[sebbenrock2]

@outstretchedarm They already have its called unsub :)

[outstretchedarm]

@sebbenrock2 why would I unsub if I have never subscribed. I mean, when I am looking at other videos, i want it to never show me a suggestion by someone done on this channel.

[sebbenrock2]

@outstretchedarm oh sry thought that was what u meant well the only thing you can do is not click on them

[TheVrum]

the most disliked channel (vids) ever :s

[MrHowdareyou]

.................wow that was shit. -_-

[ChurchofScientology5]

If you think Tetris fails, you deserve to be shot.

[Diskjocky67]

these why it fails bits a dumb as shit!

[Anbutou]

By all means, make fun of everyone's favorite video games, poke them so full of holes that all you get are raging comments, but ffs, to make a 30 second video about a game you have to be intentionally looking for the most unfunny things to lampoon, based on your video/humor ratio.

[lesliewong44]

What the fuck is a straightee?

[Raidenko91]

@lesliewong44 Based on the context of the video, they are referring to the straight-line 1x4 pieces that are best used on the ends of the screen to get multiple lines at once. 

[TheBronf]

you know you have used 3 strights its on ya key dumbass LOL so it doesnt fail at all its you hopless way you play it

[fireluigi12]

LINE PIECE!!!

[darknessdescends69]

I like the nintendo version Tetris Attack with Yoshi freeing all these other littlle guys and you had to go against bowser at the end =D, it didnt have annoying weirdly shaped blocks where you had to fit them into places in that game XD, you just matched up sets of certain colors and what not, and you can make these huge bricks fall on the other persons side XD, I found that game WAY more fun then the original stupid tetris games

[christhediablomaster]

I think they make these videos simply to get rid of subscribers...

[rubenmorales19]

I don't get it

[69thedominator69]

wtf is this shit

[tom97560]

you know you should make another vid: why it fails: your videos

[brief1226]

Wow, some people are so sensitive; relax folks, they're just stating the universally agreed upon obvious, there's always going to be something in a game that annoys...yet amuses *Pops in Ocarina of Time*

[Crueltea]

Straightees are the only way to get a Tetris in Tetris.

Your argument is invalid.

[cavier17]

"Straightees"???? YOur mother is a straightee!!!!!!!!! 

[Thoma353]

....I have no words to express your fail at games.

[JhonnyFinster]

tetris can´t fail

[Plemith]

its not tetris that fails its just you

[CPUdash]

its called a "line piece" dammit!

[AnimaSeverem]

...I don't get it.

[cannonwe2]

Whoever calls those blocks 'straighties' isn't a straightie

[moganza]

WTF, doesn't even make sense

[Lizzilolaphobia]

All hail the hypnotic music of communism!

[TucupieChoricity]

Tetris fails because of communism, not because of straigthies

[tankisdeath]

HOW CAN TETRIS FAIL, THE ONLY WAY TETRIS CAN FAIL IS IF THE PLAYER IS TOO THICK TO PUT THE RIGHT BLOCK IN THE RIGHT PLACE

[Wellingtomlol55]

SHIFT 2 UNLEAHSED (WHY IT FAILS)

DRIFT

[darklink223456]

LAIN PIEEEECE

[baptiste181]

Rofl, this series is fucking awesome. Not only because of all the faggots that whine over their favorite games, but because of the true humor, simple and effective.

[LurkerPlus]

@baptiste181 , I think the 2644 people who disliked this video would not agree with you.

When less than 1 in 6 people like something, it's a fairly safe guess that it's series is far from "fucking awesome".

[crazybay46913]

@LurkerPlus Don't feed the trolls!

[baptiste181]

@LurkerPlus DUDE, think about it, its pure genius. Just think!

[GazzyW007]

The "straighties" are lost along with the humour.

[Geekpuncher1]

WHAT THE HECK WAS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?!?

[galloway62042009]

LOL

[Uvi91]

I like Tetris. For about an hour, then I'm bored.

[KrimHyu]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE PEEEICE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCE PEICE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE PEICE!?

[Zurok151]

Tetris doesn't fail. you just suck at Tetris.

[SirTannen]

Machinima cries too much.

[TheMajorStranger]

How about communist?

[killhaloring]

570 people NEED LINE PEICES

[pxdud]

Machinima (Why it Fails)

Because its shit.

[munitionsman4391]

Machinima (Why it Fails)

Because it hates on everything else.

[w0lveg0d]

the name should be change from why it fails to why you fail.

[DonAgalloch]

...I don't get it. :(

[HUNAdamus94]

this video is a LIIINNEE PIIIIIS!

[zeppelin88ab]

I dont even get it

[ThePOKOkitty]

casuals complain about everything, don't they?

[nlicky]

This entire series fails for a few reasons.

1. Weak humor.

2. Easy for people to get upset.

3. A cheap way to get money from Machinima's hosting.

I'd just avoid these from now on. Machinima does have its good and bad videos. This is one of the awful parts.

[RHCPfan458]

@nlicky Yeah these are rubbish, and it shows in the lack of views they have anyway

[Venatius]

@nlicky I think "easy for people to get upset" is the entire appeal/point.

[luckymii24]

@nlicky i agree who the hell is dumass enough to say the legend of zelda ocarina of time fails and tetris is one of my favorite games no wonder this video got 2688 dislikes ima add another one now its 2669 dislikes fuck you machinma

[MrRookie26]

@nlicky seriously you would get upset over this video, pussy

[zfrtable]

@nlicky IF you actually had played tetris you would have understood this kind of humor.. just saying

[Flagdread]

i don't get it...

[RyanSimmons13]

@Flagdread look at the most left.  theres a straight empty column

[MasterOfStopMotion]

That video sucked.

[rileyman360]

dudes, its a joke, calm down for chrissake

[metallicakid15]

@rileyman360 i swear that said "calm down for cheesecake"

[liamdudeeee]

why does machinima keep making these why it fails shit. these videos suck ass!

[kus2ganteng]

i maybe wtf every time you said (that game) FAILS.

but this is unacceptable for you to give tetris FAILS

oh you must be playing games since uuh Halo 3?

[slashermas]

I was half expected to see something like: "No guns!" rather than the rotten luck in getting LINE PIECES

[carloscalle]

it fails cause people can play??

[supertraikern]

Can I have a long one pleeeaaaase,

why must these infernal block tease?

[cammo353]

ahh, gaming at its finest

[rpglover101]

Or they just suck at Tetris. And they're called Star Blocks. At least, that's the name of it in Tetris DS.

[TheJoshuaPat]

Whoever played this tetris isn't a 'STRAIGHTIE'

[intelligentignorance]

@TheJoshuaPat 'Straightee' is funnier than 'line pieces.' Unless you have another name for them.

[TOSViolator]

@TheJoshuaPat

I'm a straight tie! D:

[Coonmix]

Anyone who sucks that much at tetris DESERVES 2513 dislikes.

[vengancetastesgood]

Tetris sucks runescape pwns

[makegohcko]

noob at tetris, and he already had 3 straighties

[windpotato]

"Hiigher, hiiigher, no straight piece"

[HiraOwnzu]

It's called... a Tetris block... isn't it?

[Brianandme]

YOU SUCK

[bangboombamOUCH]

Tetris is a beast. Its like 20 times better than this video.

[100espada]

@bangboombamOUCH Only 20 times? Tetris is 20 to the power of 20 times this video.

[halo6467]

@100espada

More like 50 to the 1,000th power.

Tetras is awesome

[shinmrkarate1980]

Straighties? LOL!

[HammerHeadScott]

I don't see the big negative thumbs down for this game. Sure straight blocks should have been install to the game before development completion, but this game focus on strategics square elements in create-activity. There was plenty of room to cover a ten block range depth, this would give the player(s) enough time and thinking to place each random block piece to eliminate a score point.

[CSBoY007]

i don't get it :|

[NotTonTon]

@CSBoY007 he needs those straight...things on left :F

[Defender4123]

@CSBoY007 if you notice this is the older version of tetris so they didn't have the vertical line blocks back then

[soundview1740]

haahahahaah

[Triz718]

lmfaooooo. STRAGHTIES!

[Stelthbanana]

@cohenmkarnell I would agree if you meant they suck LIVE. And by 'they', I meant only their lead singer. Otherwise... well, words cannot express my disappointment in your taste in music. But nevertheless, it is your opinion, and yours alone.

[crazyasidoog]

hahahahahahahahaaaa!! i agree and i approve tremendously

[BlockisticStudios]

I don't get it

[Kamikaze70000]

Oh ya. That`s a blonde Twilight fan play that alright.

[Stelthbanana]

So true. I try so hard to keep a column for the Straightees, but they... NEVER... COME!!!!!!!@1!!

A song you should listen to while playing Tetris: Dream Theatre- Octavarium. I totally fail at this game most of the time, but when I listen to this song, I can go ten times the distance.

[SuperShadOwned]

@Stelthbanana if only that worked for sex....

[cohenmkarnell]

@Stelthbanana dreamtheater sucks impossible amounts of cock.

[IveSoGotThePow]

Machinima "why it fails" videos: (WHY IT FAILS) :... i dont know wut to right, someone come up with something

[iJustAteYourCheese]

This Video (Why it fails)

CUZ IT SUCKS

[kill2liveand4fun]

this video fail and 538 ppl missed the dislike button

[left4deadsparta23]

@kill2liveand4fun dude its a joke machimina isent that low hes not like that fag oblvioinhero >.> check his vids up

[CriticalGamingCG]

I dont get it.

[skadiyoko]

*sings* "Shapes made of 4 colored blocks, like a T or a box, come down like falling bricks. You can place them in rows, but everybody knows that they made this game for chicks."

[yayyayyay09]

@skadiyoko i want the link to that video NOW. XD i remember that

[skadiyoko]

@yayyayyay09

AAK!! Search "Tetris with lyrics" (by brentalfloss)! DO IT NOW!

[DJacKnifeAlpha]

this video contains so much....FAIL..their called line pieces...

[kornstew]

lol straightees ftw

[ikey0985]

The people who say this video sucks don't really understand the concept of sarcasm.

As some one else here said, they're only showing one aspect of the game that can be really annoying sometimes. They aren't saying the game actually fails. Get a sense of humor.

[bassethoundguru13]

why are these vids hated so much their funny and speak the truth

[bikko12]

LMAO

[speedosonic]

i think youll find that tetris is not only one of the best, but a gaming legend.

[lambobrian]

So your saying that its gay???

[Lordshorty3]

im pretty sure they dnt really think these games fail COMPLETLY they are just showing fail aspects about them. And this one wasnt that funny but stil very true so lighten up people

[Deathjak5]

I like tetris. Tetris is not a fail. Machinima is a fail. I don't even know if they check the video before posting it. Do they just slap the video on and don't even care!! I mean I bet 90% of the people here love and like the play tetris.

[yayyayyay09]

@Deathjak5 learn what a joke is...

[nicman248]

Will someone kill this show already?

[gm556]

lol nice

[randomancrossoverfan]

hm true line peices dont appear often enough... but lol

[pspproductions01]

lol wut

[TwoCows23]

I'm looking forward to Why It Fails (Why It Fails).

"SUCKING AT VIDEO GAMES THEN CLAIMING THE GAMES SUCK!"

[speedythepet]

@TwoCows23 Your a idiot.

[TwoCows23]

@speedythepet "Your a idiot".

I'd just like to let that sink in, people.

"Your a idiot".

I love it when people on the internet can't write.

[speedythepet]

@TwoCows23 Aww u mad? I dont wanna waste my time infront of a bum like you no thanks.

[TwoCows23]

@speedythepet You'll notice that most other people don't like this show. How exactly am I any different?

[Mekose]

Can someone explain this joke to me?

[avrice]

@Mekose They have a bunch.. One by itself is not funny. Watch them all and it is

[lx45803]

@Mekose No.

[bmar896]

what?

[rockworm503]

everyone who says these video fails

you fail for not having a godamn sense of humor

[Loltoad]

hahahahahh xD

[NamelessJimmy]

This video fails

[pivotpcproductions]

fuck you stupid bitch u have no sense go fuck yourself no one likes your vids theyre not funny

[narutosaso]

machinima fail make me san :(

[Tweeder46]

They need to make MW2 one it fails cuse "DOUSHBAGS"

[TheShadowsKillU]

@Tweeder46 Douchebags*

[metalgear492]

Tetris dosent fail it owns... You fail for making these videos and Machinima fails for posting these videos

[seetah2007]

@metalgear492 Sarcasm is a wonderful thing isn't it?