N.E.R.D. - Lapdance

[6thewolf]

STREETS OF LA TRUFE FUCKIN CRIME ...FUUUUUUUUUUU

[igocommando1979]

lol kingpin.....

[leoleoleol]

I'm a dirty dog!

[gagamonster92]

If you think this song is shallow or its just there to provide NERD with a reason to show lots of half naked, just listen to the lyrics: "it's this society that makes a nigga wanna kill...while they government - they sound like strippers to me" <-- hence why the lap dances are for free. It's deeper than it sounds. :P But at the same time they DO like naked women.

[Battlezoid]

This tune is still fucking HAWT!!!!!!

[Sl3dnecks4life]

bmx xxx hell yeah, great song to :P

[SuperEve75]

this vedio is kind of ridiculous "yeah you want me, well you can get this lapdance for free" .... and that says it all free,free,free sluts available on u tube videos not listening to this song or looking at video again ever. and she espect to get famouse on a part where she offers herself for free what a shame very degrading for us woman who want to be on top and be somebody important.

[mrskdownes]

Love this song, do not feel offended at all even by the explicit video!

[Milton754]

I have no clue what NERD is saying or trying to convey in this video however; this video looks trashy and I don't know why any decent, self-respecting woman would want to be in a video like this. I use to admire pharell. My opinion of him has been down graded. You Hetero's are a trip I tell you. You can can make any type of filth and put it on TV or any where and you will never here anyone say a word. What a life!

[reubenw59]

@Milton754 the songs called lapdance ofcourse the video aint gonna be highclass u retard

[emicuda71]

This song fucking sucks go fuck yourself nerd!!!!

[SuperEve75]

@emicuda71 : just because a song sucks you dont have to get all violent over it just dont listen to it move on

[shinomoreno1]

JOJOJ KOMO ME GUSTA ESTA ROLA ! EL AXION ME ISO KE ME ACORDARA JAJAJA

[LCAFR]

Im an Outlaw

[KieransTheBest]

WHY THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER BEHIND THIS VIDEO? I HATE TO MENTION HIS NAME BUT THIS IS FUCKING STUPID

[Dankphu]

There is no reason for some songs/videos to ever have censored versions. This is one of them. Look up the original.

[dregoballer1]

You could see the chick that was singing nips

[jeezygurloneluv]

yo who is the white guy rappin

[Aw0L74]

@jeezygurloneluv His name is Lee Harvey

[funnygirl2001]

Since when does "white trash" need to be edited out of a song?

[funnygirl2001]

Since when does "white trash" need to be edited out of a song?

[ketakid]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember when the users controlled the site and now corporations?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!

Thumbs up to keep at the top of the page!

[scottpmartin]

this video makes me dizzy

[Connorr55]

@Violetspanxx Nahh it's just people over analysing it :P

[Nadinebelle92]

girl at 0:36 looks like Kelly Rowland during her Destiny's Child period!

[VioletSpanxx]

what is the meaning of this song? govt corruption? i need to know for my dissertation!!!

[Connorr55]

@VioletSpanxx getting a sexy chick to dance on your lap for free.

[VioletSpanxx]

@Connorr55 Lol I heard it was about government corruption. Hoes and money-grabbing strippers as a metaphor for greedy politicians!

[Aw0L74]

@VioletSpanxx at 1:48 he says "while the government is sounding like strippers to me, they keep saying (but I don't wanna hear it) Oooh baby you want me, well you can get this lap dance here for free". It sounds to me like he's saying the Govt is like a stripper trying to get you hooked on them by offering you free stuff.

[stokelycalm]

that black girl is hot

[frostheim25]

Very hangsta style, to be rollin with da bikes... hardcore there... NOT

[FinalConflict99]

the rock version sounds better than this

[chozinwun54]

@FinalConflict99 false

[goosecutter4]

Was that Rhianna at 0:55 LOL

[xHoodZy]

Anybody else catch the tits at 2:55

[dcumms69]

@xHoodZy  nice catch

[TheGeorgetakei]

I am a gay man.

[supermcballin]

i want to know what happened after the video...

[hugeackman]

the funny part is they had to pay those women.

[guilleg4]

who's that blonde with the tats in the very beggining of the vid?? DAMN she's gorgeous!

[cavemanbros]

haha these guys thnk that they're so cool because they can do bunny hops on there make believe bmx bikes and pet an ugly hor from there causins hor house

[ejyption]

@cavemanbros ye.. i dnt see u duin nothin beta

[RASandoval77]

0:36 that's a bust-a-nut face

[huntergluck]

wow these women are barely to my standard, and I'm not even rich. Most are flat chested sticks that look like teenage boys. Some cuties in there but not many.

[socialite5045]

@huntergluck HAHA! EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTE DUDE!

[huntergluck]

@socialite5045 lol true. Honestly if all guys liked the same women and types I guess that would leave less to go around. I guess taste differentiation gives more possibilities.

[directpointreviews]

KINGPIN! Anyone who knowns what i'm talking about?

[mrdamntn]

@directpointreviews

And Elisha Cuthbert at the prom.

[TheAmbergirl92]

@directpointreviews Dare Devil :) hahah whats good.

[sharprash77]

yeah baby I want you all!!!

[gerrard562]

1:33 see that ass

[overquoted]

This version is a radio-edit. This is YouTube, not MTV. There's no need for censoring, damnit.

[DieLaurenDie]

@overquoted Funnily enough, that version was all over several MTV's in Europe (especially the Netherlands) back in the day. It got broadcast during the day too, conveniently placed right after school time, to draw in teenage viewers. You'd be surprised at how much MTV could get away with in Europe in the early 2000s. Up to 2010 they were still broadcasting sex ads during the evenings, and at one point even during the day (though they were fined for those). Sex sells, even, or especially to kids.

[togonumber]

@DieLaurenDie

wow,really ?



[glontptiubitamea]

This beat it's too XXX ... gets me on every time ... This beat its for the Naughty "schoolgirls"...ore maybe its only me who finds this beat perfect for a strip...

[camboxcutie]

i love this but that white dude is wack lol who is this random dude? lololol

[cupcakesanddiamonds]

softcore porn? and this isnt even the real dirty version lol

[Giriongrey]

@cupcakesanddiamonds faound that version on some old HD the other day, nice :)

[Giriongrey]

@cupcakesanddiamonds

Found that version on some old HD the other day, nice :)



[MultiPeaceboy]

tom cruise is a very good rapper

[masterleon55]

EVERYONE. Who wants to see the UNCUT full version with titties --> stilllistentogangstamusic.blog­spot.com/2006/11/nerd-lapdance­-video-uncut.html

[yourinmyheartt]

hahahaha u guys know ;) this isnt the dirty version hahahaha the real one is with the girls showing there body ;)

[ndolan00]

EVERYONE not matter what music style loves NERD even my dad who's into Barry White etc knows shit's going down when pharrell hits the mic!!

[MsNarutofanatic]

NOOT HOOT

[daviddang82]

that white boy ripped it

[TheMochisa]

BBBBB itchie SSSSS

[ryanzanna]

weres tha rude version @ with tha tits in

[IROCK80551]

Haha that one girl that was singing didnt have a bra on!!!!

[CarySmith87]

Why do I have to sign in to my youtube account if it is censored anyways? Fuck you vevo.

[xmichaeloux]

the white dude in the end craps the song a bit....

[1990themike]

fuck you vevo biatch

[yondaimesattui]

oooo



[xXxoSNOWoxXx]

0:48 "Riding my motorcycle down the streeeeeeeeeeeeeet"

0:49 *video of boys riding bicycles

*boys on bicycles clip*

Lovely.

[jonerkul1]

lol gotta laugh 18 years old to watch vid, and its censored too?! NIGGA WUT

[rebeccaskye]

cute teen in here

[SublimeC88]

If its free... can it still be considerd a lapdance? Question....

[blaqkaudio105]

virginia baby!!! "you know what that is"

[2pmb2uty]

I'm getting dizzy

[Jeanlucrox14]

damnn it crazy video

[Stunaldo]

Pharrel doesnt look like a rat as much with hair lol

[Filthsgivinday]

"And i dare a motherfucker to co(u)me in my face ?" lol what?sounds a bit strange?

[czechamania]

@Filthsgivinday he's sayin if someone fronts he'll drop them

[dmj4pres]

people are suck fucking haters why listen to his shit or watch his vids if you are goin to shitalk N.E.R.D bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eat a glass dildo and i pray its breaks in haters throats !

[3iHard]

like uncensored version!

[grubbs07]

U give a free lap dance MissKourtney97

[olafspresentatie]

the real clip is way better :p

[Pilldaddy]

wow he's real gangsta on his BMX and WHO the hell goes to the strip club to pick a fight , he must be an idiot to pick a fight wen there's tits and ass shacking a foot away from his face RETARD

[sweetmuthachucka]

@Pilldaddy Well, no one ever said 'Gangsta' had anything to do with common sense, or even rationality for that matter...

[bhsdhmu]

LOL nfl commercial

[Miguelg4u2]

LOL, she needs to wear a darker shirt. NIPPLES!!

[robin291292]

Daredevil! ;-)

[gringosky]

TRUE CRIME :D

[AhsTrumpet11]

2:53. uncut titties. gosh ive seen this way to many times.

[confused7982]

"and I dare a motherfucka to come in my face"...hehehehehe.

Wow, I'm so immature.

[Pilldaddy]

@confused7982  i think he means CUM in his face not come lol

[BooksMusic]

@Pilldaddy If you're under 16, it's "cum". If you're an adult, you spell, feel, and squeeze it properly.

[zkxlz]

These are song gangsta ass NERDs ......

[retromentodo]

Veo un video lleno de chicas ligeras de ropa y bailes guarros, y derrepente en el minuto 3:31 se me aparece "Virgin Records" ¿Virgin? no me lo creo XDDDDD

[86Megchan]

pharrell + mustache = hot

pharrell - mustache = hot

doesn't change anything...

[warmredwater]

@86Megchan much like your standards

[villada20]

pharrel is so weak its funny how i can lay his ass out cold in one fucking punch lol its funny how hard this hollywood stars can act hey home boy let me catch u on a bike on my block ill knock ur lights off and get that stripper to suck my d....

[KiCreativeStudio]

0:20 Quick on da draw for what?! Your cell phone?? You ain't got no gun!

[lrossetto0331]

WTF is this!!???? FAIL!!! clean video, have you seen the real vid!??? apparently not, or you are gay or you wouldn't post this garbage

[nekkro92]

who are the famous girls in this vid

[TheGlobalMisfit]

@nekkro92 Vita is the girl signing the hook...& a singer named Kelis in a cameo. dunno the other chicks...random video girls i guess.

[Bliznor7]

keep pressing 8

[FlowerGrl20]

wow.. pharell looks horrible with that mustache!

[ekinubso35]

if you keep pressing 5 the guy with the red hat in the back is jacking off

[InfamousOdyssey]

on some no racist shyt y does every white chick in here look like 80's pornstars?

[androoschlong]

@InfamousOdyssey you fuckin racist!!

[My500Facts]

NERD ikill khan Lost tapes watch!!

/watch?v=6RhZqHGnh78

[justinjoewills]

had a girl do a lapdance for me to this song. Thanks n.e.r.d

[PaddyLong1000]

Text from the girlfriend "I'm coming over, i'm feeling a quickie!" - Immediately put this song on and victory dance!

[madwestboy]

baby u want me yea i want u veda lol.

[madwestboy]

politicians and da 9overment sounds likes stripers to me,wat da dat mean

[MissBurlesque]

Was that Joey Fatone rapping? jk jk

[Moreman0]

I`d so slam the black gyal

[ihaveaheavysack]

pooo poooo

[eiskaltable]

they makes the best music, just great beats!!!

[madwestboy]

i love stripers

[novasus]

pornhub (dot) com  / view _ video . php?viewkey=2145568624

Have fun watching the uncut dirty version :p

not suitable for minors XD

and ofc remove the spaces and replace (dot) with .

[carlitoout]

why is vevo so fuckt up:@

[gecka1991]

this is censored version of video....

[stevielicious3]

so many good bitches in this video...god damn it i love those young girls daddy didn't love enough...

[wylwrk]

2:57 ... well you can get this STD for free...

[86twin]

this is in that new commerical on fox sports "it's good to have a ring"

[1214MISSTHANG]

love this song!!!

[ladykiana923]

love the song, the video coulda been better though. they could have gotten some prettier girls and put this in a better city or someting! but love pharrell tho :)

[snakernuked]

2:46 she looks like a tranny LOL

[Zimri52]

@snakernuked Tranny or not, he/she'd get it. And I'd give it to him/her

[xxrock97]

where are the lyrics?

[byaxi89]

super sexy.d.d.d

[HoneyComb313]

NONE OF THEM BITCHES HAD BODY OR WAS PRETTY???? WTF???? o_O

[dragonchefp3]

@HoneyComb313 their strippers their not suppose to be cute and pretty their suppose to have big fake tits and huge lip smacken asses but your right anyway

[HoneyComb313]

@dragonchefp3 but they ant even got BODY im gay i wouldnt fuck NONE of them hoe's well the one that was sing i would and it free lol POW POW POW

[Fasil777]

bad news VA ! all day

[MrAwake2012]

go see the unrated version of this video much much beter

[madwestboy]

been lookin for dis vid for about 2 years my dumb ass was typin in N.E.R.D.BABY U WANT ME

[Fasil777]

@madwestboy lmao me too

[ruxxxell]

MERA CHIMBA DE VIDEO

[KCOLORAD]

The uncensored version of this video is literally a porno. Topless women sucking each other's nipples. I was like "Whoa der Hoe der"

[ITouchHot]

the song is alright...the video is ghetto

[TheBodypainter1963]

what a bunch of skidmarkes!!

[tbt4life]

Porno :D

[pranksters2009]

i seen nooo boobs at all !

[DingoEmo01]

Why are strippers always so ugly?

[meeter]

this is the worst shit i've ever seen. seriously. it's like a mix of the worst crap out there all wrapped up together in one: cheap girls, trailer park who-the-fuck-knows-what, girl-on-girl "trysts", bad white rapper, pubescent guy with weird moustache. WTF?

[lovechyl]

@meeter lol thats the whole essence of the track. It supposed to exude the trashy, trailer park, sordid ambiance...its grimy!! Not sure who your calling pubescent..if it Pharrell he was almost 30 when this vid was released... lmao

[Impetrate420Justice]

I like his style. My style is kinda like his lol. He's cool

[Cormega006]

That one bitch at 2:41 is hideous lol.

[souless194]

@Cormega006 holy shit, that looked like marilyn manson, nasty

[Cormega006]

@souless194 Almost all the sluts in this video are nasty once you actually take a look lol.

[souless194]

@Cormega006 haha I guess ugly sluts are easier to pay for shit videos

[Cormega006]

@souless194 It would be cheaper to give them coke lol.

[masterkaleb1000]

Sick Beat!!!! I'm an out law!

[MissKourtney97]

i love how the black girl says you can get this lapdance for free :)

nothing like a REALLY cheep hooker. thats black :)

Um dont mean to be offensive or rasict. so dont reply to this :)

[BigAssPimp1987]

@MissKourtney97 black or white... a free lapdance is a free lapdance right? lol

[MissKourtney97]

@BigAssPimp1987 haha. im gonna like ur comment :P

[dj4monie]

@BigAssPimp1987 Only in Toronto....

[crossifixio123]

@BigAssPimp1987 and you are a racist mother fucker

[crossifixio123]

@BigAssPimp1987 and you are a racist mother fucker..

[gungamuff]

best bit 1:52....

[candyman0002]

uncut is better....this is the clean version for all ages

[Hasishish]

well hard on ya BMX

[xtibbersx]

1:05 christina aguilera?

[hmamede]

NICE

[E4TM4W00D1]

Reminds me of a game, with skating or bmxing.. for ps2 i thought

[pieface007]

@E4TM4W00D1 i think it was bmx xx or something, i only remember coz you could have topless women bmx riders, which was impresseive as a 10 year old haha

[E4TM4W00D1]

@pieface007 Damn yes it was, awesome games tho hehe

[elthado2011]

pharell looks like a tool with a mustache